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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

0 times divorced, but if he keeps walking the lead-off batter, I’ll consider filing 🤔

Aaron Kessler

@aaronkessler

4 years

I implore you all to put on the Red Sox game, they have this dude Robert Stock pitching, and he looks like he's twice-divorced and completely given up on life. I can't stop watching him. It's transfixing.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

6 years

Call him a career minor leaguer, call him a journeyman, a failed prospect, a long shot, a lost cause, a little too old, call him what you want. But today, call him a Major League Baseball player. I am so deeply proud of this man. He waited his whole life for this opportunity...

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Sara Stock

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4 years

@aaronkessler Your original tweet made us laugh!! He’s got quarantine hair and might eat a little too much ice cream for a pro athlete but anything to get through 2020 😜

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@sara__stock

6 years

I can attest that Robert occasionally carves up hitters but has no clue how to carve an actual turkey

San Diego Padres

@Padres

6 years

Need some Thanksgiving help? @RobertStock6 is a pro at carving up turkeys. 🦃

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

A tale of two NY Post stories 😂

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

I mean we did go get McDonald’s after the 5 hour game last night but only because there’s not a Taco Bell near our hotel...

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@sara__stock

3 years

😂😂

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

I was born and raised in St. Louis but I’m willing to change my allegiances for these special circumstances 🐻

Chicago Cubs

@Cubs

4 years

The #Cubs today claimed RHP Robert Stock off waivers from the Red Sox.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

2 years

We’ll be coming home from Korea as a family of 3!!! Baby girl Stock is arriving in September. Our hearts are so full 💕

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

San Diego will always have a special place in our hearts. To the team that made our dream come true, to the city we fell in love with, and to the fans who welcomed us with open arms: thank you! We are excited for our next adventure! Go Phillies!

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

The fact that a lot of people’s reaction to this seems to be “The Sox should take the L” is so sad. The reason for protest is SO much more important than winning or losing a baseball game. Can’t believe I have to say that

Shi Davidi

@ShiDavidi

4 years

#BlueJays held a team meeting today and decided together to play tonight’s game, per source, but they fully respected #RedSox decision to not play tonight, which led to the cancellation.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

I am free

Robert Stock

@RobertStock6

3 years

Put my shoes and socks on by myself today. First time in 7 weeks. 💪💪💪

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

First bullpen on the mound that ruined my backyard 🙃

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

6 years

Me: Come over @RobertStock6 : I can’t Me: I have high speed internet and won’t bother you while you play World of Warcraft Robert:

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Things I’ve learned from my 15 mins of internet fame: 1. Ppl on Twitter can actually be overwhelmingly kind and funny. 2. The comment section on Barstool is the WORST. 3. My new Instagram demographic might be middle-aged men...?

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Anyone know a good divorce attorney? Asking for a friend

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

Hello 911, I’d like to report a robbery. #justiceforKirby

Kyle Glaser

@KyleAGlaser

5 years

Josh Hader (NL) and Aroldis Chapman (AL) have been named Relievers of the Year, per MLB announcement. Hader 2.62 ERA, 37 SV, 138 K in 75.2 IP Chapman 2.21 ERA, 37 SV, 85 K in 57 IP

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

6 years

He’s been released by 3 different teams in his 10 seasons of minor league baseball and even spent a season in Indy ball. He overcame every setback he faced and he got stronger and better. He never took no for an answer.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Not sure those new male Instagram followers will stick around once they find out that I only post pictures of my cats and leftist social justice infographics

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

6 years

He never stopped believing in himself, even when it seemed like no one else believed in him. Hard work pays off, baby. WHAT A DEBUT!!!

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

My greatest accomplishment ever. I couldn’t hit a single baseball when @RobertStock6 and I started dating.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

His game got rained out so he asked the front desk for a second office chair so we could both play League at the desk together. A true romantic.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

6 years

#NewProfilePic because we’re big fans of the brown uniforms 👍

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Do you ever just get randomly sad that Fred dies in the Battle of Hogwarts or are you normal?

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Ok, @RobertStock6 and I talked it over between games and we decided we’re going to stay together for the cats. No comment on the hair.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

I’m watching the All-Star Game

Robert Stock

@RobertStock6

3 years

It’s going to be a tough decision for many of you tonight. Do you sit back, relax, and throw on the Syracuse Mets game? Or do you tune in to some team you only watch once a year? One game will feature me. The other will be full of players who regularly dash your playoff dreams.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Baseball is the perfect sport for younger generations because you can watch a game while scrolling Tik Tok, Twitter, Insta, etc and still know what’s going on in the game. Baseball wives already have this technique perfected.

Daniel Kaplan

@KaplanSportsBiz

4 years

MLB ratings are up, but why they are up comes as a surprise. Women and youth demos driving the rise, with men over 55 down. My piece on the counterintuitive trends driving baseball's TV rise at local and national levels

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

The Stocks

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

Brb crying more than when I found out Robert got called up 😭😭😭 I love debuts!!!!

Kevin Acee

@sdutKevinAcee

5 years

Andy Green went to the mound in the third inning to remove Chris Paddack and asked Eric Hosmer where he’d be Sunday. Hosmer said in the field behind Paddack. That’s how Paddack found out he’d made the big leagues.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

Merry Christmas from the Stocks!

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

One year ago today. What a day. Still just as proud of him as I was a year ago. He continues to exemplify resiliency and level headedness in this career that can be just as volatile as it is wonderful. I know there will be many more good days like this one in the future 💙

Sara Stock

@sara__stock

6 years

Call him a career minor leaguer, call him a journeyman, a failed prospect, a long shot, a lost cause, a little too old, call him what you want. But today, call him a Major League Baseball player. I am so deeply proud of this man. He waited his whole life for this opportunity...

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

10 years

"Secrets are the currency of intimacy." The @postsecret event was better than a million Sunday secrets combined.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

I’m Robert’s new bullpen catcher. @RichardStock is obsolete.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

I am ALWAYS pro grand slams. No matter the score, no matter the count. Well, unless my husband is the pitcher. But if the count was 3-0 and his team was losing by a lot, I would tell him next time to not fall behind 3-0 or throw a better 3-0 pitch 🤷‍♀️

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

The Iowa Cubs have a pharmacy on wheels giving out the vaccine in front of the ballpark. Pretty dang cool 💉💉

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

Adding this to the list of things I would love to tell my younger self: Your husband will have a job that entails people commenting on the size of his butt every damn time he’s on TV. 🙈

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Good morning to everyone but especially Georgia 👀

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Just watched Moneyball for the first time. That’s it. I’m rooting for the A’s to win it all this year.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Wonder who he could be talking about...

John Sterling Calls

@JSterlingCalls

4 years

Boston is getting a guy up. I don't know who he is. He's a very chunky right hander.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

@BallingerMom I know this must be frustrating, but I don’t believe YouTube is sexualizing gymnastics. They are recognizing that there is a problem on the platform of pedos sexualizing young gymnasts and they are trying to help protect children from that exploitation.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Life right now:

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

Ok fine I watched his game

Syracuse Mets

@SyracuseMets

3 years

. @RobertStock6 tonight: 6 IP, 1 R, 6 H, 1 BB And ties a career high with 8️⃣ SO’s 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

Tell me your husband is a pitcher without telling me your husband is a pitcher. I’ll start:

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

Really proud of myself for being such a good wife and not sticking a pretzel in his open mouth on the plane 💁‍♀️

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Hbd to my favorite human being, no matter the length of his hair

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Sara Stock

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5 years

Best. Day. Ever.

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1 year

Team Israel’s littlest fan cheering on her dad!

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Sara Stock

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2 years

A major perk of Korea: the ice cream machine at McDonalds ALWAYS is working, no matter how late we go

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Sara Stock

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1 year

Stella enjoyed her first baseball game! Go Brewers!

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

“Stock is very solid behind the plate. She displays above average athleticism and a plus arm. She receives the ball effortlessly and steals strikes with her framing ability” - my scouting report, probably

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@sara__stock

4 years

Worth staying up past our bedtime. Baseball is amazing

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

I’m working on our wedding invite list and there’s a category of @RobertStock6 ’s friends titled “WoW Guild” and now I’m taking some time to reflect on my choice of husband...

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

Feeling incredibly grateful for all the hard work that went into making these vaccines. To the scientists, the healthcare workers, and everyone in between, THANK YOU! #vaccinated

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

2 years

Missed opportunity to not be showing the family section during playoff games. I just know those wives are HYPED in their matching outfits and definitely would make for good TV shots

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

. @RobertStock6 got his wisdom teeth out today and he doesn’t even want any ice cream. The man I married LOVES ice cream. I don’t know who he is anymore. What if his wisdom teeth were what made him “him.” 🤯

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

6 years

He never touched home plate 🤷‍♀️

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@sara__stock

5 years

When I was 11, I became a HUGE Yadi fan when I watched him celebrate after catching the final out of the ’06 World Series. Well Yadi just hugged Robert in the hallway (they’re old Cards catching buds) then I got to meet him and then I actually sobbed 😭😭

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

@RobertStock6 Hilarious

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

You’re trying to tell me that Petco is THIRTEENTH and Dodger Stadium is NUMBER ONE????????????????? I don’t even know where to start...

Marc Carig

@MarcCarig

4 years

It’s stadium and architecture week here at @TheAthletic . A big week. I’ve seen 38 MLB ballparks. Here’s how they rank, from total shitholes to near perfection:

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

@LinzDeFranco @nailogical We have officially reached peak YouTube. This is it, folks

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

Robert is a messy b*tch who loves drama

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@sara__stock

4 years

Robert won’t let me put the cats in their Halloween costumes and walk them around the neighborhood in their stroller 😤

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

If anyone in the Phoenix area is looking to adopt a kitten, our fosters are all ready for their forever homes!

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

Our 5 precious foster kitties arrived today 😻

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

6 years

4 years ago, I met a guy on a blind double date. 2 hours into the date, I was in the bathroom with my best friend gushing over him. I couldn’t exactly remember his name, but I told Nicole that I was going to marry him. Turns out I have pretty good intuition. WE’RE ENGAGED!

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

7 months

🚨Breaking news🚨 Taylor Swift was just spotted trick-or-treating with her security detail in Phoenix, Arizona 🎃👻

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

2 years

We are so excited for this adventure! If anyone has any tips or recommendations for Seoul, let me know 🙂

Robert Stock

@RobertStock6

2 years

I’ve received so many welcoming messages from Doosan Bears fans. I’m very excited to play in the KBO and help our team win a championship. Go Bears!!

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

Day 5 stuck in a hotel room with a bedridden husband. I bought him his favorite chocolates. I warned him multiple times to please not leave the chocolates in the bed because they well melt onto the sheets. He laughed at my warnings. I just found a melted chocolate in the bed.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

What kind of psycho fear mongering is this?? Wtf

Rep. Clay Higgins

@RepClayHiggins

4 years

My wife has the gift of premonition. Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”. Becca awoke crying. What happened to our freedom? She asked. What indeed.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

2 years

I wasn’t aware we were still deciding if women are good at their job and worthy of respect based on the amount of skin they choose to show on their Instagram accounts 🤦‍♀️

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

3 years

@CFCubsRelated This is my favorite meme yet

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

11 years

It's not just gay rights, it's human rights. http://t.co/7xHNTjbzIC

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@sara__stock

4 years

This girl is my hero. Whoever you are, I love you.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

2 years

Robert is too sarcastic on Twitter and now ppl don’t believe he was actually invited to this dinner 😂 I can confirm that I frantically ironed his suit this morning

Robert Stock

@RobertStock6

2 years

Not joking!

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@sara__stock

4 years

Large man. Small kitten.

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@sara__stock

5 years

I had a gift card to Home Goods so @RobertStock6 and I went to see if we could find something for our house. We left with this:

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

2 years

I literally said “I hope they don’t use this picture for their social media” when I took it 😂

Robert Stock

@RobertStock6

2 years

My wife has been cracking up reading all the quote tweet translations of this picture. “It looks like he just woke up”. “It looks like he’s just standing against the wall and his wife took the photo”. These are exactly correct. I thought this photo was only for my visa 😂😂😂

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

I asked Robert if he would want a cardboard cutout of me and our cats in the stadium and he said with zero hesitation: “No I want the Butcher from Gangs of New York and Russel Crowe in Gladiator” 😑😑😑😑

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

My husband does not care about any sport other than baseball all year. And then NFL playoffs roll around and he is yelling at the TV more than he does any other day of the year combined. @RobertStock6 get a grip.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

2 years

Same vibe except he has to be paid to stand there and listen to Robert

완자🫡🧂

@10thitter

2 years

김현수 스탁 붙여놓는 상상

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

5 years

The best way to edit The @TwoStocks podcast

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

“I’m gonna need you to take that shirt off today so I can wash it” - actual thing I said to my 30 year old husband about his new Lord of the Rings shirt that he’s worn every day this week.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

A year ago today....ugh

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

5 years

We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores.

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@sara__stock

3 years

Friendly reminder that the MLB owners refuse to be transparent with their finances and are truly negotiating in bad faith, yet there’s still a rhetoric that the players are “being stubborn” and have motives other than to play safely and be compensated fairly.

Ken Rosenthal

@Ken_Rosenthal

3 years

MLB and the players strike out again, and now there may be consequences. Column:

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

We’re fostering kittens. They’re 6 weeks old. There are 4 of them but no need to post them all because they all look exactly the same 😂

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@sara__stock

3 years

My husband is very patient with my obsessions/passions but apparently listening to me explain how Taylor Swift might be dropping a 3rd surprise album on 4/30 because she posted 🐈🐈‍⬛❓and the clock said 4:30 in her music video is too much for him

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@sara__stock

2 years

First pic is the barricade we have to build to keep our cats from trying to open our door in the middle of the night. Second pic is security footage of a criminal failing to bypass the barricade.

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Sara Stock

@sara__stock

4 years

New front door camera is providing endless entertainment. Also, here is some scientific proof that the Stock boys are allergic to the sun @RichardStock

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@sara__stock

4 years

WTF

NBC News

@NBCNews

4 years

Reporter: "Win, lose or draw in this election, will you commit here today for a peaceful transferal of power after the election?" President Trump: "We're going to have to see what happens."

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@sara__stock

3 years

I am officially pro Universal DH

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@sara__stock

3 years

I LOVE no hitters 😭😭😭😭

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4 years

Twilight spin off series idea: True Detective season 4 starring Charlie Swan

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@sara__stock

5 years

Growing up, Brian must have aspired to become a submarine lefty just so he could strike his brother out in this exact scenario

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

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Brian Moran K'ing Colin Moran. h/t @ranger03bro

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@sara__stock

2 years

1. Even tho we go there twice a week, I NEVER drive myself 2. I still had to make a U turn after missing a turn even with GPS 3. I told Robert this info because I knew he would enjoy making fun of me. I’m such a nice wife

Robert Stock

@RobertStock6

2 years

Are you allowed to tease your wife for needing GPS to navigate 10 minutes from home? From a shopping center we go to twice a week 🤣 (She’s pregnant in this imaginary scenario)

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@CespedesBBQ I’m not a fan of the new uniforms by any means, but you have always been able to see through white pants in the right lighting

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3 years

@RobertStock6 My theory is that there’s more room in the stands for fighting with the limited capacities

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3 years

LADY GAGA AND HER DRESS AND HER PERFORMANCE!!!!!!!!

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4 years

This feels like my vote might count for the first time in my life

The New York Times

@nytimes

4 years

Breaking News: Joe Biden leads President Trump 49 to 41% in Arizona, a New York Times/Siena poll shows. The state hasn’t voted for a Democrat for president since 1996.

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