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Linz DeFranco

@LinzDeFranco

1 year

Trey knew he couldn’t open presents until 6am

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4 years

Got stuck in a Trump parade on Ventura Blvd today. I did *not* keep my cool. If you saw a girl in a pink jumpsuit yelling “FUCK YOU” out of her car window...that was me. Sorry you had to see that.

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3 years

Hi. Just in case this needs to be said again—-ADHD doesn’t make you an asshole😊

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4 years

But...this is *literally* Trump’s America.

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This would be @JoeBiden ’s America. It’s a very scary place.

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4 years

I now have first hand experience and can tell you that we do not have adequate numbers or testing. I wanted to share this yesterday, but I had to put a lot of thought into the pros and cons of it. I feel it is my duty to share.

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4 years

Do not give Wanye Kest the time of day. Last time we entertained an unqualified narcissist running for president, he won an ruined the country.

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2 years

Pay attention to who isn’t speaking out. If your favorite influencer or content creator is silent about this, they’re on the side of the oppressor. Standing up against this is non-negotiable. Find the wolves and expose them. No one gets to stay neutral.

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3 years

I’m going to need all the journalists on tv to stop saying, “Nobody saw this coming.” YES WE DID!

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4 years

Phil: If I could make an Only Fans, and make more $ than I do now, would you be ok with it? Me: Yes. Phil: Even if I had to show my butthole? Me: Yes. You’re welcome and I’m sorry.

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4 years

If you throw a party during a pandemic—you’re an idiot. If you attend a party during a pandemic—you’re also an idiot. I have ZERO empathy for these people. Fuck you.

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2 years

Hi! I’m mentally ill, and have been since I was 13. I’m in multiple medications, including SSRIs. I have never wanted to commit a mass shooting, let alone hurt anyone at all. Just throwing that out there. Ok bye.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Black Lives Matter. Donald Trump is an incompetent racist. Science is real. Wear your fucking mask. Any questions?

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2 years

School should be out for the summer starting tomorrow. Congress should be in session, starting tomorrow, with ZERO recess until they come up with a plan. No more excuses. Do something.

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4 years

I've been watching Kanye's campaign rally for 5 minutes. So far he's said: -He had a Percocet addiction after plastic surgery. -He will walk away from Adidas and Gap deals if they don't put him on the board. -Made an "I'mma let you finish" joke. -Said to stop watching porn.

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4 years

I have a new profile pic. I’m no longer that skinny blonde girl with an eating disorder. I’m a dope ass red head that eats when she’s hungry and doesn’t use food and exercise as punishment ☺️

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4 years

*Me, closing my eyes and breathing deeply* Carter (3): You have to burp, mommy? Me: Aww..no. I have ✨Anxiety ✨ Carter: Oh, ziedy? Ok I go get you a bandaid. 😭

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4 years

I seriously feel like my family is the only one that is basically quarantining. No restaurants, minimal stores, I’ve seen 2 friends, no appointments...all since March. We can’t be the only ones, right?

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3 years

Dog the Bounty Hunter is now officially looking for Brian Laundrie. This is the most Florida thing I’ve ever heard and I honestly think Dog might be able to do it. My mom is a member of his fan club. I trust her judgement.

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3 years

I’d like to introduce you to the newest DeFranco: Meet 🍑🍑Georgia 🍑🍑 She’s just came home yesterday. She’s so good with the kids, which was our number 1 priority🥰

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4 years

Remember when we were all worried about GenZ because they were eating Tide Pods? Now they’re out here demanding social change and shit. If that’s not the ultimate Glow-Up, idk what is.

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4 years

@KimKardashian I don’t think people could care less about what you did in order to celebrate your birthday on a private island. Especially while you continue to enable your husband to fuck with the election. This is so incredibly tone deaf.

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4 years

Thought my six year old had been kidnapped. Back door wide open, pitch black outside, yelling his name, can’t find him. As soon as I was about to call 911, he comes wandering inside with his sleeping bag and says he WANTED TO CAMP.

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4 years

My follower count is going down faster than the titanic. Good. If you can’t take the truth, you’re not wanted here.

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4 years

Last thing I’ll say: If you are white, it is not your place to decide how black people should react to being targeted and murdered. So either lift up black voices and be an ally, or sit the fuck down.

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3 years

This morning at the Defranco household was so chaotic. Woke up late, dog shit the bed, one kid drew on the wall, the other kid kicked me in the mouth, and I had a nip-slip in front of our gardener. Other than that super chill 😂😅

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4 years

Big day for me. First time playing Animal Crossing. The entire time I’m thinking “this is kinda dumb...” But then I look up and 5 hours have passed and I realize..shit..I actually enjoyed that.

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4 years

The dramatic rise in Covid cases right now is partly a result of Memorial Day gatherings. The rise in a few weeks will be from BLM protests. The difference? 1 group risked their lives to party. The other group risked their lives to support basic human rights.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

I’m 31, with two kids, and I still feel like I’m just pretending to be a grown-up. Like, around other adults I feel like an imposter and one day I will be exposed for not being a true adult.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Doing nothing for a whole year really fucks with you. I know not everyone has been quarantining like we have, so it can be hard to understand how I’m feeling. It’s becoming unbearable. I cry a lot.

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@LinzDeFranco

2 years

No sex with men starts at noon pst.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

A Liberal insurrection would have looked very different. We would have escorted the original Broadway cast of Hamilton into the galleries. They would softly sing “History Has It’s Eyes On You” as members of the GOP spewed their lies.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

My husband had a dream that he left me for a younger woman. Now, I would never publicly say anything bad about the father of my children. So if this ever happens, I *trust* y’all will take care of that for me.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Trey(7) has a crush on his art teacher, a boy classmate, and a girl classmate. He was sad bc he thought he had to choose girls OR boys. It was very sweet when he understood he can like both. Art teacher is no problem bc, “I don’t want to marry her I just think she’s cute!”

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

When all this is over, I’m ready to protest Dasani

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4 years

New Video "Craziest Conspiracy Theories" I also added a donate button on this video and all my videos on both channels. No pressure to donate if you cant. I just wanted to have the option ❤️

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2 years

They were right to be concerned. I took Phil and the boys to see the new Buzz Lightyear movie and we saw two female characters kiss. Now my whole family is gay. 😕

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

It is crazy to me that there are adult humans who have to hold their nose when they jump in the pool.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Trey was listening to @KamalaHarris ’ speech last night. When she addressed the children of America, he turned to me and said, “Wow how is she talking to us? That is so cool!”

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3 years

I had a little “womanly accident” this morning. The kids noticed before I did and now they’re in hysterics because they’re scared their butts are going to bleed.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Hey fuckers, happy Wednesday. WEAR YOUR MASK.

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4 years

Trey had a Zoom chat with his teacher today. He said, “I’m five and a half. Are you 83 or 84?” She’s 30😅

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Trump supporters are having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that they are something they hate— a minority.

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4 years

I bet the people that refuse to wear masks also refuse to return their shopping carts.

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3 years

“I could be a cult leader if I was four inches taller.” - @PhillyD

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4 years

The fact that it is even this close is making me not want to be here anymore.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

In stark contrast to our current president, @joebiden is making this speech about everyone *but* himself.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

@realDonaldTrump Because we hate you.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

GA, YOU ADORABLE, FUZZY, LITTLE PEACHES!! You did it!!!

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3 years

I think it’s super cute how some congress members have decided to turn on Trump only AFTER their lives were put directly in danger. They don’t care about youuuuu😘

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@LinzDeFranco

2 years

I caught Trey saying, “Are you fucking kidding me?” multiple times today. I know it is *my* fault, but if his teachers confront me about it will 100% blame Phil.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Trey is doing FaceTime callls with his friends. All of a sudden I hear him yell, “I HAVE A BIG KID COCK!” I raced up to his bedroom and found him showing his... Clock.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Phil: I think I may livestream the next debate. Me: That sounds awesome. I bet people would love to hear your opinion in real time. Can I join? Phil: Absolutely not. You’re going to get me cancelled. 😹😈

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

I’m having surgery today. I told Phil that if something goes wrong I have three requirements: 1) My funeral dress code is pajamas. 2) Billy Joel needs to perform the eulogy, as if we were life long friends 3) Call out my enemies if they post sympathy tweets.

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4 years

My husband is taking a nap. He NEVER takes naps. Ever. I’m just lying here, staring at him, trying to figure out what the hell is happening. 2020 is wack.

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3 years

“Donald Trump is so dumb I bet he doesn’t even know the order of the solar system.....Does he know that he has blood in his body?” -Trey

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

There is a major ✨✨EDUCATION✨✨ problem in this mf country.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Just unfollowed the old president.

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3 years

Trey: Mom! I want to see a real life gold play button! Do you know what that is? Me: I do know what it is. Guess what? YOUR DAD HAS ONE! TREY: HE WHAT?! HE HAS ONE?! Sooooo...you’re welcome for the cool dad points @PhillyD 😊🥰

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

@tedcruz @Jim_Jordan Get some sleep, Ted. You got a full day of taking people’s rights away, tomorrow.

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@LinzDeFranco

2 years

I fucking HATE when men refer to women as “females,” in casual conversation. It makes me want to throw up.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Omg it’s literally called the CAREN act. Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-emergencies I’m dying 😅😂

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CAREN Act introduced in San Francisco to outlaw racially motivated 911 calls

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

My 6 year old walked into the kitchen and announced thay Harry Styles is better than Donald Trump. Wanted to share just incase this was up for debate.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

I’m about to become the most patriotic motherfucker you’ve ever met.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

At the suggestion of the angry people who have just found my account, I have changed my name to Lib DeFranco.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Carter(3): Can you cook me in the oven? Me: No! You’ll die! Carter: I’ll turn into a ghost. Me: I’ll miss you. Carter: I’ll be a ghost, you be a vampire, and daddy is a witch. Me:Ok, and what will Trey be? Carter: a rectangle.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Enthusiastically got Trey vaccinated today. I got my booster too. One day he will realize just how remarkable this moment is ❤️

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Donald Trump’s speech was nothing but a threat. He is a weak ass bitch. Be careful everyone.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Trey keeps yelling “I’m playing Roblox with a YouTuber!” I’m like dude...you came from one. You live with one. You basically aaarrreee one.

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@LinzDeFranco

2 years

Trey has been obsessed with the Eiffel Tower since he was four. He got fully vaccinated on December 1st, so we decided this would be a good way to celebrate.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Imagine telling your 2010 self that in ten years, there will be a global pandemic that the US can’t control because some people don’t believe in it.🤯

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Someone tell the “protesters” ALL VOTES MATTER. 😘

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Lest we forget——MADAM Vice President Elect @KamalaHarris

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Are there any women out there who can honestly say that they haven’t had an uncomfortable interaction with an older man when they were underage? Just one example—my dad had a friend that would always look at me weird and make inappropriate comments.

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2 years

I have a meeting with my son’s preschool principle because he said “nipples” and “butt cheeks,” last week. This was described to me as “profane language”. 🙃

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

I’m agnostic...but everytime I eat a perfectly glazed donut, I get temporarily closer to believing in a higher power.

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2 years

Phil forgot to get stuff to put in my stocking, so instead he stuffed it with a bunch of cash and his own merch. I couldn’t stop laughing. So good job babe 🙌

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

I take such pleasure in knowing that no matter how painful this ballot counting process is for us, it is a trillion times more painful for Trump.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Guilty

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Hey fuckers, happy Tuesday. WEAR YOUR MASK.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Someone in my Peloton class had the name “RuthBaderSpinsberg”, and I wish they had award shows for things like this.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

If you’re not supposed to put Qtips in your ear, why does it feel sO gOoD?

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

@KimKardashian (Cont) I don’t usually tweet things like this because I understand it’s all just noise...but holy shit dude. Read the room.

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

Thank you to everyone who helped me find the man who threatened my son. I deleted the tweets because I take threats very seriously and do not want to anger him any further. If you found him, please refrain from harassing him. I will take care of this. Thank you again internet❤️

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Once we are done cancelling Trump, can we work on Kancelling the Kardashians(+Kanye)?

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

@PhillyD Tell me what a mayor does, Phil.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

I forgot I told my kids weeks ago that I’d set up a candy scavenger hunt for them on Halloween since they can’t trick or treat. This morning Trey asked me if the scavenger hunt was ready. I responded, “what scavenger hunt?” Let me tell you, that was the WRONG answer 🤦‍♀️

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@LinzDeFranco

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Me: Before we go outside I need to get a hat. I don’t want any sun damage that will make my face look old! Trey (7) : Well you already look old so you don’t need it. This mfer is full of zingers this week 😳

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@LinzDeFranco

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Trey is obsessed with Bugatti’s. I was going to surprise him and rent one for his birthday, since we can’t have a party. WHILE BOOKING he said, “Wow mommy you look bigger. Like you’re having a baby!” I’ve never closed a webpage so quick! Will reconsider after a compliment.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

@PhillyD I mean...you do make a killer grilled cheese

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@LinzDeFranco

3 years

I asked Phil to get me some coffee and he said no and walked away. Just as I was drawing up the divorce papers, he walked in and gave me the most delicious cup of coffee. You’ve bought yourself another day, @PhillyD

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@LinzDeFranco

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I always wondered at what age it is inappropriate for a child to see the parent of the opposite sex naked. I can now say, it is 6.33 years old. I was taking a shower while he was in the bath. Despite having talked about anatomy, my son told me that I have a “spooky penis”.

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@h3h3productions @PhillyD He’s going to need a transplant at some point anyway, so you may actually help him move up on the waiting list!

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@LinzDeFranco

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That was so nice to listen to @JoeBiden . It’s like real dad came home, while your drunk abusive stepdad won’t leave the house.

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@LinzDeFranco

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@realDonaldTrump It’s because we hate you.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

I don’t usually make personal matters public, but with the current climate I think this is necessary. My husband, @PhillyD , has done the unthinkable. He turned off the AC and thus made it hard for me to fall asleep for my nap. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.

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@LinzDeFranco

4 years

Ok. Phil is still sleeping, Carter is going on a 3 hr nap. I was able to poo without drinking coffee, and Trey is actually being nice to me. Something is up.

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ITS A GREAT FUCKING DAY! BLACK LIVES MATTER ✊🏽 Rest in power Mr. Floyd❤️

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@LinzDeFranco

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Drew Brees is dumb. Black Lives Matter. Covid is still real. Barack Obama is America’s real dad. Any questions?

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4 years

As much as I hate Donald Trump, I truly hope he recovers. If this disease takes him, he will never have to pay for what he did to the country while he rots in jail.

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At the moment I don’t even have the emotional capacity to be upset about the Supreme Court thing. It’s like someone coming to tell you your car just caught fire while you’re already watching your house burn to the ground.

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The societal implications of Kyle Rittenhouse being acquitted are going to come back to haunt us. This is a dangerous precedent that they just set.

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