Sam O'Nella @Sam_ONella Twitter profile

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2 years

k im back

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1 year

(guy listening to Death Grips for the first time) "Wow this shit goes hard, I bet their fans throw total ragers. There's no way they're all weird shut-in turbonerds!"

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10 months

new one soon btw

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6 months

Got a new monitor recently and I can now see the giant white patches that have apparently been on this thing for 6 years. unreal

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2 months

new one soon

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8 months

Would love to know wtf this is about. Is there a way to automate removing the very clearly tongue-in-cheek "hey kids" from all my videos retroactively or am I just boned forever

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9 months

I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice

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7 months

Revised for clarity

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1 year

After FDR was in his wheelchair did people still stand when he entered a room or was that seen as a flex

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3 years

oh yeah "Sam O'Nella Shorts" is a fraud btw, pls report

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6 months

molecular biologist needed: If I ate only jello would my poop bounce

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9 months

new PB in Shitting (any% Wipeless)

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1 year

Easy resume builder you can complete online:

Rat tickling: Certification

An online course created allowing you to become certified in the correct rat tickling technique.

www.nc3rs.org.uk

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6 months

Farmers market black friday was lit. 144 eggs 8 dollars. I trampled them all. The devil shivers before the man with yellow footprints

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9 days

@Italian347 this one's a beard-stroker for sure, will consider

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10 months

I listened to too much folk punk and now spotify thinks I'm a tankie

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4 years

Sigmund Freud video's comin down. Those of you out there who haven't stopped reading know why. Sorry for the radio silence kids. be back soon. kiss kiss

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6 months

told the doctor "I got a problem with my flopper"

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3 months

questions to ask when it snows: Do it melt Do it grip the street

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2 months

getting a poop transplant with a cow so I can digest cellulose. lock up your lawns

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6 months

"The atmosphere sucked but the food was great" 👎 "Hate the din, love the dinner" 🔥

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3 months

Guess how I parsed this the first time

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1 month

fun fact: the uvula is actually the nose of the Palate People that live inside of us

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4 years

Ben Shapiro's name sounds like how a magician summons a bench

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2 months

new video

Banned and Controversial Foods

Check out my other channel, Sam O'Nella Vlog!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvayZDkq6wTj5EQtulrpgZAFollow me on twitter!https://twitter.com/Sam_ONellaIntro...

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1 year

addendum: I do in fact stay noided

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4 years

Just a word to the wise that I do not have, nor have I ever had, a facebook. The only socials I have are linked in every video description. No idea who this guy is but he ain't me. I dont even think his dog is legit, looks like a furreal friends

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4 years

also sorry for vanishing for months on end, school just sucks. Expect something or other at some point soonish

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8 months

Made somethin for the second channel (GAMERS ONLy!!) (NOOBS GTFO!)

Information in Roguelikes, Part 1: Ambiguity

Song titles can be found under the comments of people asking for them, hopefullyFollow me on twitter!https://twitter.com/Sam_ONella

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4 years

R. L. Stine's full name is Red Lobster Stine

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2 months

Judd Apatow's name sounds like a frat made up by someone who doesn't know greek letters

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4 years

Billie Eilish drinking out of a dog dish be like "slurp slurp, slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp" (to the tune of Bad Guy)

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4 years

ok

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4 years

had a dream where the FNAF animatronics told me they would use their near-omniscient intellect to "instantly build ten thousand cities and paint life anew in our image" (exact words) before teleporting me to an empty planet. what did I do to deserve this

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4 years

Every time someone asks to "touch base" I think about touching the base of their brain stem with a studded bat

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4 years

PSA: wikipedia's low on money and my channel wouldn't exist without them so I'd be remiss if I didn't suggest to you all the idea of giving them an early Christmas gift

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@TeamYouTube "we want it to be easy to tell when you find the real channel of a YouTuber, which is why we're making it harder to tell if they're the real channel"

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6 months

he was a psychiatrist

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5 years

God has yet to apologize to me for the indescribable embarrassment of being born naked

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5 years

Looks like @TeamYouTube realized I was just a GradeAUnderA clone

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5 years

look if you had one shot or one opportunity to grab Ms. Pac Man's uncompromisingly luscious haunches while she's in front of you in line at the grocery store would you capture it or just let it slip

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nobody: everybody: nobody:

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if mr krabs was real he'd wear old spice for sure

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I'm gonna have a kid named Cris and raise him to be real fat and then tell all his friends it's short for Crisco and we'd laugh and high five at my son's expense so I can finally be one of the cool kids

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4 years

Midnight - 👎 Moon Noon - 👍

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4 years

ever noticed how "deep state" is an anagram for "tasted pee"? just something to think about. #StaySkeptic

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5 years

the term "hobo" is offensive. We prefer "Minecraft-American"

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5 years

Just been made aware that not only is someone selling bootleg Sam ONella merch on Amazon, but they decided a good design would be FIDEL CASTRO WATCHING COWS FUCK ON A SHIRT

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4 years

every other bird: "i have a beak :) " ducks: "thats cool and all, but I got a bill. kinda like a beak, except better, cause it's on me. You wouldn't get it"

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6 years

Holy fuck guys we just broke a million subs. Thank you all so much. Still hasn't fully sunken in for me how absolutely insane all this is. Every one of you has had a hand in basically making my childhood dream come true, I honestly can't express my gratitude enough.

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5 years

My ear's always ringing but I don't know how to answer it

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5 years

the forbidden fruit in the bible was actually the fleshy protuberance that would grow on people's limbs and fall off before sprouting into a child, but adam and eve couldn't stop eating em so God said "FINE IF YOU LIKE HAVING IT IN YOUR STOMACH SO MUCH" so now we have live birth

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5 years

roommate just brought home a half gallon carton of something called "oatmilk". if anyone in the delaware area has an open bed lmk

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5 years

sans in smash, channel over, so long gay bowser

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5 years

if we want kids to learn the alphabet so bad why do we insist on starting it with a jumpscare

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5 years

tipping at restaurants? pfft, no thanks, the only member of the service industry worthy of my gratitude is the fortnite bus driver 🚎👋😎

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5 years

how to tell if someone's a liberal or a conservative: ask them what "WWF" stands for

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5 years

Fuck Stevia. Stevia's that girl that posts pics of herself in nature saying we all need to love ourselves more but really the pics are her backyard and shes just as fake and toxic as Aspartame, Splenda, and the rest of her shitty friends. QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU CAN COMPARE TO SUGAR

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4 years

back in my day an ultrasound was when you decided to push your home sounding kit to its limits

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4 years

time to settle this shit once and for all

elven 🧝🏼

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4 years

yet again upon further research I'm apparently not original whatsoever

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4 years

Feelin bored again, twitter anagram time. pls reply with some multi-word phrases for me to rearrange into some dumb shit

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5 years

i didnt fuck casually explained. i didnt cum on casually explained. i didnt put my dick anywhere near casually explained . Ive never done anything weird with casually explained. I promised myself i wasnt going to make stick figure smut videos after the GradeA thing so im ju (1/?)

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@TeamYouTube This is a welcome surprise, thought I'd have to do more than just whine on twitter. Many thanks!

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5 years

If you named your kid “ \ “ it’d break so many name registry systems. They could live off the grid forever

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me n the boys in the rari bumpin that Kevin Macleod

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Honey I Suplexed the Kids

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it's actually called "lasgighting", you guys have been spelling it wrong. Common mistake though, don't sweat it

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5 years

your ass is grass and I'm gonna eat it

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4 years

How come when Gregor Mendel plays with peas he gets famous but when I play with pee I get infamous

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@Diogenestopd

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4 years

Neurofunk is the genre equivalent of getting thrown into a running washer as a child and I'm livin for it

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5 years

GoFundMe - surgery to make my brain smooth

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5 years

Did you guys know they make landline AirPods now

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Phrases for demons to scream at mortals in movies: "I'll eat you for dinner!" - Scary and intimidating! 💀 "I'll eat you for brunch!" - offbeat and relatable! 🍳 "I'll eat you for second breakfast!" - shut the fuck up nerd! 👊

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This is now a Max and Ruby Out of Context twitter

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4 years

Listening closely to "Stan" by Eminem and realizing it's actually about Stanley Hudson

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"Thou shalt not eat a chimp for breakfast. lunch is ok" -Leviticus 13:7-8

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Gen X: " Diabetes " Gen Z: " Insulin't "

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Reminder that it's been 428 years since the death of Pope Sixtus V, and yet the title Sixtus the Sixth STILL hasn't been fucking claimed

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in England The Simpsons is called "Simpletons Manor"

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Me visiting a particularly clean bathroom stall "I guess they never miss, huh"

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one time I saw a dog double-jump

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One time I dropped a box of Lucky Charms and my mom said "now they're not lucky anymore, they're just charms" and I cried

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I put the "funk" and "ill" in "functionally illiterate"

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Just learned I've been blowing into the wrong end of kazoos for my entire life educational youtuber here

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New video's up. thanks to @ballus_s for suggesting this idea to me originally

World War II's Unluckiest Ship, the William D. Porter

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5 years

What if a girl told you “youre making my doodly get all strudely 😩”

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6 years

Already failed no nut november

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AND DONT WORRY, IT COMES IN CHILD SIZES TOO!

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I'm kind of the Al Sharpton of sex

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You guys ever met someone who just couldn't stop drinking? it's crazy. This dude was like a shopaholic but with alcohol

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Looks like they decided to back down on taking away my self-validation sticker. Pats on the back all around

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my life has sunk so low that I'm now getting into anagrams. Pls reply with multiple-word phrases that you would like me to rearrange into some dumb shit

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We were trying to remember the name of the dude who played Freddy in Bohemian Rhapsody and for some reason my first thought was "Remy Ratatouille" and now I can't stop fucking laughing