@Sam_ONella Cow poop actually has a slightly sweet taste to it thanks to the bacteria and enzymes still converting the cellulose to sugar after it's left the animal.

@Sam_ONella You can come graze the field behind the house if you'll keep an eye on Moose.

@Sam_ONella don't even know where to start with this one

@Sam_ONella Sam go to bed please

@Sam_ONella Meow

@Sam_ONella It’s almost 3:30 am class is not in session

@Sam_ONella sam its barely 8am

@Sam_ONella MY SAINT AUGUSTINE NOOOOO

@Sam_ONella My lawn is locked up. Where’s the video sire?

@Sam_ONella Sam I just woke up and this is one of the first tweets I see

@Sam_ONella my lawns patiently waiting, actually (pic might be related)

@Sam_ONella You gotta get 3 more stomachs surgically attached too for it to work

@Sam_ONella That’s a hard ass tweet ngl

@Sam_ONella @S0f4NTHIEL

@Sam_ONella every new sam o'nella tweet feels like a car running you over

@Sam_ONella tweets i’m gonna show my coworkers at the gastro office tomorrow

@Sam_ONella Best I can do is 2 dying houseplants

@Sam_ONella man, for some time I was so envious that ruminants could eat cellulose...

@Sam_ONella drop the vid pls unc