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Tweets are my own and not the views of my employer| retweets are not endorsements| Married to a Tswana Goddess, Lawyer, Sneaker head and TechGeek

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Joined July 2009
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@SS_Tembe
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2 years
The Best Day of My Life. She said Yes 💍🐄
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2 years
To all those comments that she’s with me for the money, it’s incredibly insulting towards her and you need to do some introspection, like who hurt you? What binds us is love, care and affection for one another. I hope you all get to experience the love we have for one another ❤️
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2 years
The Best Day of My Life. She said Yes 💍🐄
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Shame man. If you’re ever in this situation, let the current take you out, don’t fight it just keep your head above water, when you feel it’s no longer pushing you out then swim diagonally for about 20 to 30 m (about 1 to 2 min swimming time) then head back for the shore.
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The sea is dangerous, Bafwethu.
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2 years
How it started // How it’s Going 😁
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2 years
All protocol observed! Traditional Wedding ✅
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5 months
For all those asking, he passed from a heart attack. Rest easy Weezy 🙏🏾🕊️
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5 months
Gone too soon! RIP Cuz 🕊️ actually can’t believe you’re gone… fuck! @Nduey_Escobar
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@SS_Tembe
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2 years
And just like that, I'm a married man! Please call me Bab’Tembe from now on 😅😁 #TembeWedding
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@SS_Tembe
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8 months
Friend 1 has an Audi A3 Friend 2 has a Mazda Friend 2 sees it, likes Audi and buys Q2 Friend 2 realizes she can’t afford Q2 & sells it Friend 1 thinks Friend 2 bought Q2 to one up her & ends friendship Female friendships are so fickle 😅
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10 months
Medical Aid isn't a scam guys. When you truly need it, it comes through. Finally got all the claims for my wife and sons hospital stay and it clocked in at just under R400K. My medical aid covered all of it. No co-pays or short payment on accounts. Every last cent was covered.
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4 months
Ps: swimming in your pool at home and swimming in the ocean are two very different things. As TLC sang, please stick to the rivers and lakes that you’re used to 🙏🏾
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3 years
The arrogance and disrespect of assuming you knew my cousin more than her family, more than her father. You should be ashamed of yourself. I’m truly sick and tired of people like you. Rather keep your opinions to yourself!!
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5 months
Gone too soon! RIP Cuz 🕊️ actually can’t believe you’re gone… fuck! @Nduey_Escobar
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2 years
Now that my wife is officially a home executive, where do I send an application for The Real Housewives of Waterfall 😅
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5 months
People wanted to know the cause of his passing for closure so I informed you. Now people are wanting us to investigate the cause of the cause of his passing… and report back, hayi niyahlanya!
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25 days
Our helper has been off sick for the last week and sent her sister to fill in for her. I feel like her sister is trying to steal her job. No one has ever cleaned this house so well, and she’s fast. She’s even doing things that we ask the gardener to do like wash down the patio 😅
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2 months
So pre-retirement, the her parents divorced and mom was entitled to a portion of dad’s pension. Mom never went to OM to claim it before he retired. When he retired, he didn’t tell OM that some of his pension belongs to his ex and cashed it out as per normal….(1)
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Old Mutual sets the record straight on the Molefi Complaint:
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2 years
You chose a preschool that’s R82k per year for a 3yr old and you’re “complaining” about a R22k deposit…yeah I don’t buy it. If you’re sending your child to that kinda school you’ve done extensive research, you’ve always known the deposit, I rate your humble bragging
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2 years
A top tier combo
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𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐢
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Tswana girl, Zulu gent combo >>>>
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7 months
Continuing a long tradition of Present Fathers
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MISS KAY👑
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Present father thread.🙋🏽‍♀️
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4 months
@Anunakin Sir, you will die. You have to get out of the current, holding your breath underwater won’t make the current go away
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2 years
@mfuntoyi With the amount of people assuming I have lots of money, I hope the universe interprets it as people manifesting money on my behalf!! 🕯🕯🕯
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11 months
The love of my life 😍
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4 months
@BradChilling Never try to grab the peer. Those poles are covered in barnacles and will cut you to shreds.
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4 months
@Mpumieloves
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@SS_Tembe How to escape a rip current. DONT PANIC
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2 years
@nompumelelojac1 She’s a Moeketsi but she isn’t Dineo. People often say they look like sisters though
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2 years
Met on @bumble at the beginning of lockdown and the rest is history 😁❤️
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4 months
@missnkele I should have been clearer and said diagonally to the beach
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2 years
@findinghiim She waved her hands like " no please don't" and man's proceeded....he's at fault for everything that followed 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2 months
Looks like both the mom and dad are to blame here as OM had no way of knowing about the divorce….they should have sued the dad too in my view as he was shady…also he probably spent much of the cash component so yeah it’s a tough one for OM to sort out…End
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2 years
@BabXaba @Moshe_August No one said 22k is not a lot of money, also why say you won’t explain then explain 🥱 Mina ngithi, it’s fake surprise to garner sympathy whilst also displaying your ability to afford a very expensive preschool “showing-off”. Anyways, hold off on the renovations and pay those fees
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4 months
@_Mavuma If you can’t float you have no business trying to be to swim anywhere let alone the ocean
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Siya
2 months
Find a partner who celebrates your hobbies, even if they don’t join in. My wife doesn’t quite get my love of cigars and whiskey but she embraces my love for them and celebrates it with me, even when she rolls her eyes when I come home with a couple bottles or a box or two
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2 years
@BabXaba @Moshe_August If you can afford, then why say “where can I sell my body parts” 😂🤣 showing off is fine, just do it proudly. Anyways, Happy for you my brother, you’ve clearly been blessed. All the best for the little one at their new school and for your cousin.
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2 years
@Ms_Kefilwe One day🕯🕯🕯, for now I’m happy that I found the love of why life who loves and accepts me for who I am 😊
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4 months
If you have a Nanny or Maid that looks after your kids, please invest in a Pediatric First Aid and CPR course for her. They cost btwn R1,5k and R3k and it’s worth every cent! Good idea for you to take the course as well and most places give discounts for each additional person.
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They go to court, get an order that says OM must pay but OM probably says “hold on, it’s not that easy, we have certain other laws and tax to comply with”.. Daughter takes this as, OM doesn’t want to pay and starts a social media storm…. (3)….
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2 years
@inkazanaithi Hey, Thanks! Yes that was me. Trust you’re doing well and enjoyed the book
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@PaulTsafendas Will help you float until someone comes and saves you so yes but people don’t go swimming with a life vest on
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2 months
When the ex-wife goes to claim, she’s probably told “hey, we didn’t know about the divorce decree so we administered the monies per normal, let’s see how we can resolve this cos your ex-husband was shady too and we can’t just pay your share out of the annuity”…..(2)
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1 year
@nolalikazi Thank you for saving me a headache. I’d go full Karen if I had an appointment and they push me aside for an influencer or celeb
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@TsitsiNotha Hayi, she’s killing it!! She’s washing Pauline’s sneakers as we speak
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@Thandiwe_M_ We actually need 2 people, one as primarily a nanny and one as a helper so probably will keep her on for a couple days a week
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1 year
You take a personal loan over 5yrs, but then you pay it off in under 24 months so they lose out on 3 yrs of interest. The bank now warns other creditors that “hey, this guy will settle his account early and u won’t make $ off him”, score goes ⬇️ cos now you’re not a cash cow 🫤
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Malome David
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Imagine having a bad credit score because you decided to settle all your debts.
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8 months
@liefieB She thinks her former friend was trying to up stage her and show that she is better by getting a bigger Audi but that didn’t work out. Essentially I think she thinks her friend was jealous and competing with her
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1 year
Tembe Family Statement on the passing of AKA #RIPAKA
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4 months
@dladla_miss Actually yes, when I was 16 my friends and I got caught in a rip current. Did exactly this and we were fine. We are all strong swimmers too so that helped
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2 years
@JanVanPotgieter Check her ring finger 😉
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2 years
It’s Simon telling people to beware of scammers that’s taking me out 😂🤣 #TindlerSwindler
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9 months
I see Natasha but Melissa hey....she's the one I'm rooting for! #MissSA2023
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@Kokoleo_zn I won't even lie, I would not maintain a damn thing lol id buy a new house, set my kids up with a trust, quit my job, travel for 6 months and then pursue my dream of being a property developer
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@bizawe2 @Iam_xolietoxic Don’t make assumptions. That pic was taken after having gone down on my knee and when I was putting the ring on her finger
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2 years
@NothandoTembe The whole family has gone mental, my phone hasn’t stopped ringing since yesterday lol 😅
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6 months
The Three Horsemen of Englands Apocalypse 😁😁😁 #RWCFinal #RSAvsENG
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4 months
@TheeMadV As if you are going out to sea. I know it sounds weird but if you do, you get out of the channel of the current. You can also swim parallel to the beach but going diagonally has the advantage of there being calmer waters the futher out you go but you
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@NothandoCele3 @noziphomash Lol that was my nickname back in school 😅
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4 months
Told my daughter that my new years resolution was to lose more weight and get healthier and then asked her what hers is and she replied “I want you to get healthier too”. That hit me like a ton of bricks, I even ahead a tear. I’ve gotta stick to it this year, for Her
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4 years
Me today listening to Eminem’snew album #MusicToBeMurderedBy
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4 months
I don’t get why Curro gets so much hate on this app. They are merely filling a gap in the market created by Government. They service the parents who want better than Gov education but can’t afford to pay R150k plus per year for school.
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@Call_Me_RhiRhi Yes, that’s why one usually takes the divorce decree and hands it to the institution and asks them to divide the pension as per the decree. This doesn’t happen automatically you have to do it yourself
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2 years
@TshepiMoney @PMoeketsi91 you know that you have to contact her through her attorney after the last time you brought this issue to social media. I suggest you do so.
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2 years
@GiGimannizi @MogomotsiLebot2 Your answer is a google search away
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@IPrettyKay7 OG helper gets her normal pay as she’s on paid sick leave and I pay her sister separately for the days she’s here
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2 years
@MrKusco It is sad hey cos genuine love still exists
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@Dima_Motsoeneng I had to read her replies to get the whole story cos the main post didn’t make sense to me either
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2 years
@YallLuvCris This is what he did to her food… talk about an over reaction
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2 years
Too proud of my baby sis!!! @PaliTembe Serving looks🔥 #SAFTAs #SAFTAs16
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@Kokoleo_zn It’s the low calorie sprite for me 😅
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2 months
Coincidences occur so you may be telling the truth, but a better response would have been: “Hey Lisa, Gr8 minds think alike, please send me your contact info as I’d like to send you a Fieldbar x MaXhosa cooler of your choice. If you have any more great ideas, let’s sit and chat”
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Laduma Ngxokolo
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Always love to hear and read tons of ideas people have to bounce around of our work, some reach my eyeballs and ears, some don’t. Here’s how it went down with the @MaXhosaAfrica x @FieldbarCompany collab.:
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@Elwarh She has no shame! I’m glad you exposed her lies cos wow
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8 years
😂 😂 😂 who did this!!! #TaylorExposed2016 #KimExposedTaylorPary
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3 years
@MbalzzMafu @JustFoza during the courting stage 100%, but once you have agreed to entre into a relationship with the guy, you're committing to being an equal partner in the relationship, to love and support him etc. If all you're going to do is take, rather decline the request to be his gf simple.
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2 years
@BongzTheGreat Not moved at all bro, and thanks for the well wishes
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10 months
@simplymilai @Neo_skhandisa Thats because they are on plans that pay only 100% of their rate but visit doctors who charge more than the scheme rate and must pay the difference. Always ask up front of they charge he scheme rate or above, or pick a plan that pays 200% or 300% of the rate
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@nksyzw No, they just take your word for it.
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1 year
So moving week is done and we are settled in. As I sit alone down stairs, I’m filled with gratitude for the blessing that is a new home. 🙏🏾
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4 years
@TheDailyShow @DanSoder @zozitunzi @yahya @mehdirhasan Feel like Tuesday’s show should be all in Xhosa 😅
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2 years
@TshepiMoney @PMoeketsi91 Please contact her attorney. This is the last I’ll reply on this topic on this platform.
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2 years
*Fiancé 😉❤️
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@KayMatlabo
𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓼𝓮🐆
2 years
Indoda must have a beautiful girlfriend 🥰
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11 months
A friend of mine had her entire high school and tertiary education paid from a trust set up by grandparents. They weren't even rich, they just invested early and time did the rest.... Invest wisely as soon as you can, your grandkids will thank you for it
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During lunch, we were complaining about the cost of private school education and how impossible it is to afford them as an employee, was told private school fees was never meant to come from a salary, it was meant to come from a trust fund set up by grandparents 😭😭
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A big shoutout to @chefandguests and chef Richard Steyn for providing @PMoeketsi91 and I with an amazing engagement dinner. The food was amazing 🌟🌟🌟🌟
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3 years
I don’t get why people still don’t understand that cheating has nothing to do with how beautiful or amazing the partner is. It’s all about the cheater, his or her ego and or self esteem, period!
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Be Humble. 🇿🇦
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How do you cheat on this how 😫😫.
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She be killing the date night looks 😍🔥
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@fcfortune My wife first, my mom has a husband who puts her first
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10 months
@melusi622 You mean the place where people die in the corridors waiting for treatment? No thanks
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2 years
Great day out at the Pick N Pay Wine and Food Festival with my better half❤️
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1 year
What a year it’s been! Started off by getting engaged, paid Lobola, had a traditional and white wedding and got promoted to top it all off!! God answered my prayers and over delivered!! May 2023 bring on even bigger and better blessings!!
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2 years
My goal is to be successful enough to to give my wife the option to work only because she wants to! 🕯🕯🕯
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2 years
Asked my fiance if she likes this Ted Baker tote seeing as peeps are talking about it. Her response: It looks like a wooloes grocery bag 😭😂
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4 months
@LoRdWiq Not in a rip current
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3 years
That awkward moment when your lawyer quotes a part of an Act which proves you're breaching the provisions of the Act then continues to argue you aren't breaching the Act 😅😅
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@CoruscaKhaya
Khaya Sithole
3 years
LLB Twitter 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️ What on earth is going on?
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3 months
1. No one will fight for you, you have to fight for yourself. 2. Your colleagues aren’t your friends. 3. No matter how comfortable you are, stay professional. 4. Someone is always watching so do your best
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Lazzyyyyyy
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What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?
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3 years
When he started talking about me behind my back. One thing I learnt is that if they gossip about other people with you, they will do the same to you
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2 years
Going to therapy as a teen really gave me the tools to deal with anything that comes my way and I’ll be forever grateful to my parents for sending me even though at the time I didn’t see the need to go.
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2 years
Thank you for loving me, here’s to forever 💍❤️🥂
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@Kokoleo_zn like you once said 😅
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2 years
@DudesCampus @PMoeketsi91 🤣 bro where is the shovel, I'll help her dig
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3 years
Thanks again to @fcfortune and @LeeuwenhofLodge for an amazing stay!! @PMoeketsi91 and I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it!!
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