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@SFCMikeKavs
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I'm never deleting this app 🤣🤣
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Remember: Sam Thompson won't see your tweets slagging him off for being 'childish' and 'too much' and so on, but your friends who have ADHD/Symptoms of ADHD might. Think before you tweet. #ImACeleb
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In a group full of people afraid to speak up, always be a fred sirieix #ImACeleb
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3 months
"St Mary's never caught on fire when I played there. Makes you think, really"
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@thespecials Let's get it trending 💪💪
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1 year
BREAKING: Finland we're fucking robbed #Eurovision2023
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7 months
You know if Ant and Dec are getting frustrated, you've done something pretty fucking wrong #ImACeleb
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7 months
#ImaCeleb No one: No one at all: The camera man trying to find Frankie:
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7 months
If Nella took a step back and considered someone else's feelings other than her's, she'd remember that Sam has ADHD. Telling someone with ADHD to calm down is like inviting Stevie Wonder to a gallery. You're wasting your breath #ImaCeleb
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@thespecials And while we're at it, get this trending in all! Classic!
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2 years
Maguire..are you alright? #ENGUSA
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All of Sam's favourite memories is just meeting Tony, spending time with Tony and getting to know Tony. The bromance is real 🤣🤣 #ImACeleb
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1 year
Nahhh, you're gonna make me cry 🥺
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6 months
I just want to talk to whoever keeps voting for Nigel #ImACeleb
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1 year
Matt Helders does NOT get the credit he deserves. He has absolutely smashed this performance OUT THE PARK and is absolutely carrying. #glastonbury2023
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If he goes, we riot! #TheApprentice
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1 month
"8 points for Isra-..." #eurovision2024
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7 months
Facebook mums when they found out Nella wasn't the first to be voted out #ImaCeleb
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@SFCMikeKavs
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22 days
We did it without Lavia We did it without Livramento We did it without Ward Prowse We did it without Ings All the players we were told we'd miss? We made it without them. We are Southampton. A TEAM of players - not a one man band. We will ALWAYS come back stronger #SaintsFC
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You know when Sam, the dude with no bad bone in his body, loses patience with you, you know you're doing something wrong #ImACeleb
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@SFCMikeKavs
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7 months
Find me one player who loves his former club so much, he goes to train with them on a whim on his time off. All the way from America to SOUTHAMPTON...to TRAIN. IS THERE MORE TO THIS!?
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Kyle Walker-Peters clearly felt a strange feeling in his balls that made him stay with us and get us back up because *anyone* with his ability would have jumped ship for the league above as soon as we went down. Now we're promoted and look to keep him. The epitome of Loyalty💪
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@KWPeters
Kyle Walker-Peters
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Back where we belong! 🏆
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6 months
If you ask me, it says a lot about Alcaraz's character that the first thing he did after scoring, instead of celebrating with his teammates in what became our best thrashes in ages, he apologises to the fans for missing that dismal penalty instead. He clearly loves this club.
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2 years
100 likes and ill do it #SaintsFC
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4 months
We could have been 2/3 down tonight if it wasn't for this man. What a performance and Holy shit...WHAT A SAVE.
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7 months
#ImACeleb Tony Bellew: *throws tantrum* Ant:
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1 year
"Wolves only Had 1 shot on goal...they won 2-1"
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@SFCMikeKavs
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2 years
No way did we give a dying club a new lifeline. Definitely makes you proud to be a Saints fan, that ❤ #SaintsFC
@MisterSnaKiLL
SnakiLL
2 years
GLORY GLORY #SaintsFC From Bordeaux ❤️ Là où certains charognards attendent la liquidation du FCGB pour avoir Mara (libre). Southampton a fait preuve d'une grande classe 👏 Thank you.
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I predict a relegation 🎶
@LCFC
Leicester City
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I predict a riot 🎶
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The man lives and breathes Southampton FC. Up the fucking Saints. Viva La Smallbone! #SaintsFC
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6 months
Not sure why everyone keeps calling him Sam Thompson when his name is clearly 'Agent Murph'?? Bit weird tbf #ImACeleb
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@SFCMikeKavs
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5 months
Our fans DID. NOT. STOP. SINGING. 94 minutes. NINETY FOUR WHOLE MINUTES. Sold out away end. Ecstatic atmosphere. Every chant you could think of, sang. You can't get much better than that. Fair fucking play, lads 👌
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Let's be real with ourselves here: we all knew a season in the championship would do Bazunu a world of good but let's ALSO be honest with ourselves in saying we probably wasn't expecting him to be *this* good. The man is on FIRE 🔥
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If you vote for Nigel to stay tonight, we only have one thing to say (sort of) #ImACeleb
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I'm convinced Sam could be getting waterboarded and his nails getting ripped out and he'd be like "FUCKING GET IN! A PEDICURE AND A HAIR WASH! LETS GO!" #ImACeleb
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Despite the goal draught and an evident drop of confidence, he kept on chasing down loose balls and terrorising defences like his heart depended on it. He was fucking mesmerising on his day; the quality may have wavered but there was always one constant.. He. Kept. On. Running.
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@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
4 months
Name that former player of your club who NEVER stopped running 🏃🤔
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1 year
Who makes worse subs? #SaintsFC
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1 year
"I could have stayed in the Bread mill community, been a bull ring fighter and had a nice life; married a nice Spanish girl. Beautiful. I don't. I want to test myself on every level and that's nothing against Spanish Women."
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700 likes and ill buy this shirt. I'm deadly serious. #SaintsFC
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#ImACeleb Josie: "I really want to prove myself and do a trial" Everyone: "Josie, you can do it if you want" Josie:
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If Stuart Armstrong goes, I'll be devastated. The man adds something no other player on that pitch adds at times - some of the runs he makes are just mad and he only scores beauties. He may not be the quickest or the most agile, but fuck was he good on his day #SaintsFC
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I feel Stuart Armstrong is up there with the likes of Steven Davis when we talk of underappreciation for what they *truly* bring to a team; the beating heart that, in my opinion, holds a stature almost like a second captain - the ones in the background; the engine of the team
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1 year
@sportbible The Qatar International team was a social experiment
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Through thick and thin, he always put in 100%. You definitely couldn't fault his passion for the club. Good luck, @Lyanco
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1 year
The worst managerial appointment in Southampton history - maybe even football history. #SaintsFC
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8 months
The Bednarek redemption arc has been a sight to behold 😍
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11 months
Amo-Ameyaw again today showing why he needs to be in the starting 11 for the coming season. The kid has clearly got bags of talent and, without speaking too soon, is looking to be a very important player for us!
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He proved a lot of people, including me, very wrong yesterday night and now I'm fully convinced he deserves to be in this team. What a way to silence the critics 💪
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2 years
Sign him on a permanent. That's it. That's the tweet #SaintsFC
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Mental how many people genuinely want us to sell Che, especially for TWELVE MILLION. Not only is that a shit amount of dosh, but we'd also be missing out on someone who can quite clearly tuck a goal or two away in the Championship. I get we can't force him to Stay but c'mon
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Me any time Jose Fonte refers to Southampton as 'we':
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I can't think of a player more deserving of Man of the Match today than Kamaldeen Sulemana. What a player 👏
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Our last season with the GOAT. We've let him down well and truly for the last time. He'll beat Beckham's free kick record at another Premier League club, for sure #SaintsFC
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Flynn Downes vs Bristol City: 78 shithousery moments 99% that fucking midfielder 1000 shots on goal, probably 8 dribbles, I reckon Basically, he's the fucking bollocks #SaintsFC
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25 unbeaten streak? You can't sniff at that. Despite tonight's result, we should be fucking proud of our team - the turnaround since those 3/4 losses has been nothing short of a miracle. This team should hold their heads high. They've made us and themselves proud 👏 #SaintsFC
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#SaintsFC Show me a Saints player that was disliked by the majority of Saints fans but you loved.. I'll go first:
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Dear, Leeds fans HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Love from, Saints fans #SaintsFC
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"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened" With the season being over, we can properly reminisce on Stuart Armstrong's time at the club. *That* screamer in the cup will never be forgotten (yeah, *THAT* one). What a legend 👏 #SaintsFC
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"I'm going to have to earn my position" The competition:
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@SaintsExtra
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Carlos Alcaraz: “I’ve been seeing that the Premier League is a nice league, and I’m going to have to work a lot. I’m going to have to earn my position, as I did at Racing.” #saintsfc @TyCSports
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Aha, everyone talking about 'Romeu replacements' like one actually exists. You can't replace something that is irreplaceable 👍 #SaintsFC
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The worst thing about this all is: We're clearly going to get nowhere in the Euros and there's absolutely nothing we, the viewers, can do about it. We just have to sit back and witness the inevitable unfold. Its fucking depressing. He need to go....but he won't #MKDENG
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How. Is. He. Still. Here. HOW? #TheApprentice
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2 years
Russia just begging to hit that big red button for real #WWIII
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1 year
Clubs are shocked? We aren't bothered. Clubs want us to budge on price? We aren't doing so. Are we seeing an more-than-overdue change to the 'Southampton way'? #SaintsFC
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Shane long says hi #SaintsFC
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@ErlingRoIe
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Erling Haaland is 22 years old and has broken every single goal record in the PL. He really deserves that Ballon d’Or
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Southampton 'fans dressed as empty seats' Football Club #SaintsFC
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Jack 'Pie' McDermott
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@SkyFootball Why are there so many fans dressed as empty seats?
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Funny..Bruno Fernandes hasn't been the same player since that incident. Coincidence? I think not. Good luck, @jackstephens_18 #SaintsFC
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@OfficialVizeh Don't get me started.
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11 months
This one hurts. A lot.
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Free them #SaintsFC
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@Jo_Marney Why's it always the ones that pay for a tick that tell you to grow up?
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Free him.
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9 months
Here's a rotated Saints team for Saturday. Hope you guys like it.
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11 months
The Championship isn't ready #SaintsFC
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MikeKavs
5 months
His successor turned out to be the correct one, but that doesn't change the fact he should have been given more time 😭
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@CoachesVoice
The Coaches' Voice
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Name the manager you wish your club never sacked. 😔
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1 year
He cooks in the Championship and we should strive to keep him imo
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The streets will never forget 🔥
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The only reason Poland are still in the World Cup #POLARG
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1 year
Mental how happy you can become when a complete asshole isn't managing you, eh?
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Southampton FC
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📍 Staplewood Campus
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@sportbible Adam Armstrong
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If the 6 ft 3, hard-as-nails, mountain-of-a-man, Tony Bellew can cry, so can any man - or anyone for that matter. #ImACeleb
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2 years
Nahhh, imagine 😍😍 #SaintsFC
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10 months
No prizes for the person who guesses which Pixar film is Alcaraz' favourite. #SaintsFC
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Sam laughing at Tony throwing a tantrum but remembering he's next to do a trial #ImACeleb
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📊Gavin Bazunu vs West Brom: •97% Ice in the fucking veins •4/4 absolute shithousery moments •Some fucking sick saves tbf •Total fucking legend •How does he do it!? Great performance from the Irish Manuel Neuer 🇮🇪
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MikeKavs
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Him and Adam Blackmore...the best commentary duo in the South 💪 #SaintsFC
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@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
6 months
Name someone who’s a legend at your football club who ISN’T a player or manager… 🤔🤔
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"Best at passing in Europe"...you'll never sing that!
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2 years
@dillondanis @KSI Trying to spot where the boxing is in this video
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1 year
Looking back on it now, we definitely took this man for granted. A natural leader who commanded that midfield. Perhaps wasn't the best all-round player, but a player the younger ones could look up to and learn from. What's everyone's thoughts on Steven Davis?
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10 months
Find me one person who doesn't back Russell Martin as our manager after tonight. I guarantee you won't.
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MikeKavs
2 months
Pretty sure they already have one built but each to their own
@AlfieHouseEcho
Alfie House
2 months
Ross Stewart expected to make the bench at Leeds. #SaintsFC
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MikeKavs
10 months
He's freed now, lads...are you happy? #twitterclarets
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MikeKavs
1 year
Take away his free kicks; his extremely high work rate; his loyalty to his team through thick and thin; the fact he's able to play at right back AND Centre-mid; his fitness levels; his leadership; his occasional beauty of a corner.. ..Prowsey is just an average player. #SaintsFC
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#ImACeleb "You can start when you hear the clax-... Fred:
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MikeKavs
11 months
I've entered some parallel universe where Southampton hire a manager that doesn't have an ego; will happily hold himself and his players accountable when necessarily AND when performance expectations aren't met, will command his players to do better for the fans and club.
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MikeKavs
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I feel slightly sick at the prospect of not signing Downes. If he hadn't had such a good Championship campaign, I wouldn't be so unconfident of signing him... But he's been put on the map now. West Ham has seen what he can do and will most likely implement him into the team.
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