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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

4 months

Happy Country. Crazy Kennar blewed and I stan a King.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

1 year

Nairobi Commuter Bus is so clean, comfortable and spacious with the same fare cost. They accept cash and Mpesa payment. You only need to enter your phone number and destination on the Android POS machine. The prompt will be sent to your Mpesa for you to enter the pin. DONE!

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Kechem 🇰🇪

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5 years

POVERTY, SICKNESS FORCES 1ST CLASS HONOURS GRADUATE TO STAY AT HOME LOOKING AFTER SIBLINGS. Ruth, who graduated 4 years ago from Chuka University with a first class honours having pursued a Bachelor's Degree in Economics & Statistics, has not been able to secure any job since.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Welcome to Kenya.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

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5 years

Diamond is madly in love.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

King Kaka Dundaing playing at NBA🔥

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

"Wa mwisho ni bibi ya chura" 8 year old me:

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

2 years

Kuna dem alikuja Nai for a job interview from ocha. My boy hosted her,she was to stay for 3 days but as we speak they've lived together for almost a year and the girl is pregnant. They're planning for ruracio this December. Tho she didn't get a job she got a family! A win!

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 months

We have a winner! 🙌🏾🙌🏾 📸 @issaluogirl (IG)

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Kenyan tour guides are the worst. 😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

The best movies about or set in Africa that you need to see 👍🎬

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Youths from Kenyan slums(Kayole,Dandora,Korogocho,Njiru,Mathare,Kibra etc) are doing great job in transformation of their hoods.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 months

Lakini mabro itabidi tumechange. Ile sherehe tumepiga hii town inatosha kumwaga simiti lori kumi ocha. Lakini wenzetu ocha washaoa, wako na family na duka moja bigi ya wholesale. Kitu tuko nayo ni Airforce na TV 55 inch na ndo bado tunakimbiza skirts za kina Njeri na Wambua.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Siku hizi madem wote wako na hii dogi kwa nyumba. Nimewahi enda kwa dem fulani time nakula dogi ka hii ikarukia meza. Like the uncultured swine i am nikashout "tokaaa hapa" ka vile uwa tunashoutia mbwa koko. Wacha dem anikasirikie na aanze kuongelesha mbwa ngoso akibembeleza.😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Hizi ni gani tena?😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Teenagers robbing a shop in Nairobi

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

"Ntarudisha wallahi, siezi kuangusha"

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Tuko huku tunakula ugali.Mbona unakula patco na samaki?

Maktejah Brian™ 🚘

@maktejah_

6 years

Mko wapi?

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Robbery at a gaming cafe in Kasarani.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Nakumbuka after form 4 nilikua hustler numero uno. Tulikua tunaenda molo na probox tunanunua cabbages at 10 bob each then tunaenda adi the interior parts of baringo(Churo, Tangulbei,Kapedo) tunauza at 100 bob each. That hustle enabled me to join campus without parent's support.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 months

Niko na beshte anaitwa Brayo, that guy unishangaza. Time sisi tumezoea kina Njeri,Jela n Kerubo wa hii town unaona anatokezea na Mpakistan au Mhindi. Siku ingine jamaa anafika local na dem wa Togo. Unatoa wapi dem wa Togo hii Kanairo? Enyewe kufanya kazi na multinational ni poa.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 months

It matters. Me nimewahi date dem one year. She was 25, I was 27. She told me she's a single mum n the deadbeat is a poor village drunkard. I later found out alikua married na bwana ako South Sudan kazi. Singejua juu most of the time she was talking kiuk on calls.

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

6 months

Does tribe really matter when choosing a partner? Ama hii ni toxicity tulipewa na wazazi wenu after trauma walipitia from a certain tribe?

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

The problem with you guys who watch comedies on Netflix and HBO think you matter when it comes to local TV content. You're not the target audience. The larger audience is in rural places where people even pay money to watch those shows (Churchill,Papa Shirandula etc) in a hall.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Iyo ni kitambaa au ugali flat?

Peter Koima™

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6 years

Mko wapi? 🤔

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

When you have a good dick game and you try to walk out of her life.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

When you have a degree in Stealing.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Kenya is a land of many possibilities.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Thugs storm mpesa shop in Nairobi's Huruma estate.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

There's something special about Kericho.😍

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

"Kwani wewe uwa unakula criminals" ?

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

10 months

Wezi wa Mpesa wameshikwa hapa Utawala. The guys had to run to Muungano police station to save their life.🤣

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Khaligraph denies knowing Cashy,his ex-girlfriend.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Nazizi 🔥

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Samatian island in Lake Baringo. 🔥

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Wakenya na matusi😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

An international company has copyrighted the Kenyan national anthem. Meaning us Kenyans especially Youtubers and content creators can't use it without being monitored. They're actually making money out of our national anthem. I'm so triggered!!

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Boy child hapendi mchezo😂😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Otile Brown new catch is beautiful. 🔥

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

GOOD NEWS😊😊 Sevens Meals Household Group through it's managing Director Mr. Charles Muriuki will employ the girl and pay her rent in Nairobi. She's expected to report for work next week. Can somebody say AMEN! 🤗

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

4 months

Content cartel for a reason. 👑

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

My hommie who is a member of Owour's church got a chance to work in USA immediately after campus but he refused to go claiming America is a land full of sin and there's no "ministry" there. He's now jobless in the name of "ministry" n waiting for the 2nd coming of Christ.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

This company makes toys from slippers. 👐

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Depression is real.😥 "Bibi yangu alioleka na akapewa mimba"

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

From Zilipendwa to Ziliporomoka real quick.😂😂😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

A lawyer who is also a matatu driver.The hustle!!

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Kuna dem pale campo who was doing the same course as me but I was two years ahead of her. We met one day exchange contacts,i had high hopes, then two days later she started sending her assignments thru whatsapp ati nimsaidie. I deleted that number bana,i can't be teacher zoned.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

I'm not a security expert but i think everyone leaving the buildings under attack at 14 riverside drive should be put under some security interrogation before being allowed to leave. Just letting everyone leave makes it easier for terrorists to slip.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Watu huku ni wachokozi😂😂😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

When Alph Lukau 'Resurrection' story emerged i knew there was a Kenyan somewhere involved with that ministry and true to my guess there's one,Evangelist Malaika Kimani. A THREAD

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Diamond Platnumz finally apologize to Tanzania authorities. Cheki vile Rayvanny anakaa paka imenyeshewa😂😂😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

When you miss one class in campus.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

This thing called Marriage. Smh.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

When a lady gets on top for only 0.0002 seconds:

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@chapo_ndengu

5 years

Ayii, me sijawahi choka hivi

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

"You're invited to my party this weekend, please keep time" "Will there be alcohol?" "I'm sorry,we are a Christian family so we don't take alcohol in our house" Kenyans:

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Aye @xtiandela niko na beshteangu ameuliza mbona uko na 500k followers with zero interactions. Au followers wako wote wamelala?

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Someone taught my mum how to use whatsapp status. Hatuna amani hii wiki.😂😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Thika highway.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

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6 years

Who said Kenya isn't beautiful?

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

4 months

Wow. Just wow! 😍 Futuristic ad is something else. 🔥

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Elderly thieves breaking into cars in Muranga.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

A Chinese singing Malaika by Nyashinski,and y'all still think we safe? They're coming for us!

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

"Diabetes ni nini?" "Pancreas ni nini?"

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Imagine being blessed with riches and a wonderful family then one day you collude with your side chic to kill your wife, the mother of your kids. 😭😭 RIP Mary Kamangara.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

My mum amesema nimemea ndevu na hajewahi niona na msichana.😅😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

If people laugh at you because of the way you look, just ignore them. Ignore.....ignore....ignore!!!

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Mlikua mnasemaje?

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Huyu msee lazima aniblock apende asipende.😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Kamati ya roho chafu walipea mtoto wa shule pombe.😂😂😂😂😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Bett_Wahome IG story 😱😱😱😱 Watu wanapeana ukimwi ka chai.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST SERIES!! NJUGUSH IS THE BEST COMEDIAN!! HBR IS THE BEST RADIO STATION!! KHALIGRAPH IS THE BEST RAPPER!! THE TREND IS LARRY MADOWO AND LARRY MADOWO IS THE TREND!! PANCAKES AND AVOCADO ARE BAE!!😍

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Unaskia ngoma za 2 Pac adi unajiona ganster from Brooklyn. Ukitoka nje ya nyumba ndo unarealize wewe ni msee wa Kinoo na taxes lazima ulipe.😅

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

"Hey. Umefika wapi? I've finished cooking" "Kwani ulikua serious" Me:

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Kechem 🇰🇪

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5 years

Octopizzo is in deep shit.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

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5 years

Imagine one bedroom house like this plus water is 8k per month in Nakuru.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

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5 years

Wanaume tuliambiwa tuache kujifanya romantic and shit in public. But naona wengine hawakupata memo. You can do your things in private btw, si lazima.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

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5 years

Conjestina Achieng is recovering well in Kwale.😊 I'm waiting for a friendly match between Queen Conje and Fatuma Zarika.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

MOBIUS is the only Kenyan made car that we recognize.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Homeless Kenyan in the UK is asking for help. RT widely he might get help.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Umerealize Juja boys uwa wanaenda offline wote then after sometime wanarudi wote ka nyuki. Those guys depend on school Wi-Fi. Connection ikikua weak wanapotea wote.😂

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 months

Majamaa I have a plan. Next Sunday twende church ya Pst Nganga. Tuskie comedy n those guitar tunes. Then after service tuingie Manhattan for lunch. Thereafter we go to KICC rooftop na tunamalizie uhuru park jioni. They have beautiful lights at night.😍 Budget: 1000 adi sadaka.

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

6 years

Beautiful woman like Delilah aliangusha Samson but Asbel Kiprop with all that money and fame went for a woman who looks like Baloteli. Such a waste!

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

How women take advantage of ugly men.😂😂🔥🔥

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Wamlambez, wamnyonyez means welcome to Kenya. 🤣

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

So you can swim with dolphins on Kenyan coast?🐬

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Kechem 🇰🇪

@Ronoh__

5 years

Hii kitu karibu inipee depression last year. Two and half acres of tomatoes. Ilikua imemea vizuri ajabu,I was expecting a lot of returns then two weeks before harvesting flash floods happened ikabeba kila kitu kwa shamba. Unafika shamba asubuhi hakuna any green plant. Machozi.