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Hung like Einstein,smart like a horse - 25 (sé/é) Founder of Basement Jokes comedy club,Galway

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For someone who says “No worries’ multiple times a day I actually have a lot of worries
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A woman went to tap her card to pay and I said “Sorry,you’ll have to put the card in for over 50” and she gave me a dirty look and said “eh,I’m actually only 43”
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Never forget this photo of me asleep at work on New Year’s Day a few years back
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The T in LGBT stands for Taxi
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Just found out what the number 7 was in Irish I was surprised
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As much as I dislike car culture I genuinely can’t describe how much joy this pic from the car meet in Salthill brings me
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God this place would be perfect for a vape/phone shop that only takes cash
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One of the most iconic abandoned buildings had been put up for sale. Taffee’s on William St., Galway has been unoccupied for over 2 decades.
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Teresa Mannion looking at her rain gear before going to Salthill to report on #StormBarra
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Irish lads turn 15 and choose one of these as their personality
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Quit my job today.Boss called me useless and said that they’d probably manage fine without anyone doing the work I did So I just walked out
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RTE executives seeing Kneecap show support for Palestine
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Everytime Fine Gael,Fianna Fail and the Green Party do something in government
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If Molly Mae worked so hard then how come she didn’t win Love Island?The winners had the same 24 hours as her
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Prince William has given his local Indian takeaway a 0 star review because his Naan was cold
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3 years
Does it not show how far removed someone is to think that everyone makes €13 an hour?
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Had 2 Electric Picnic tickets left in my car and some arsehole broke the window and put 2 more there🤬🤬🤬
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A girl I served had tinder open while paying for her stuff and I watched her look at my profile before quickly swiping left on me
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There’s just nothing more pathetic than a Garda on a bike.Oh no Garda I’ve gone up these steps whatever will you do
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Tell a girl you have Mayo bed sheets so that she knows you always finish second
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We fuckin in the Mayo bed tonight babe
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My grandad and his brother were so cool back in the 60s
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“Jaysus,you’d wonder why America are having to choose between 2 awful options” says the Irish person who’s only ever voted Fianna Fáil or Fine Gael
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With the announcement of pubs reopening I don’t think anyone will remember the 21st night of September this year
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Trying to promote your pride in being Irish is learning the language,listening to Irish artists and live trad music,supporting our national teams,supporting small businesses,getting involved in your community and many other things It is not what is happening in Dublin right now
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Thought he was watching people getting evicted at first
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Taoiseach Leo Varadkar celebrating the Grand Slam win in an Irish pub in Washington DC ☘️
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James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role.
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3 years
I always get the breaking news off my mam
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Ice Age 2 Me 🤝 Meltdown
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2 years
The whole “young people don’t want to work anymore” argument is hilarious because you only hear it from the likes of retail and hospitality,where young people are generally treated horribly by management and customers
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They should make an Irish version called Luas to Tallaght
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ICYMI: The hugely successful South Korean zombie thriller Train to Busan is getting a US remake...
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18-24 is such a weird age.We got friends having babies,friends who still live with their parents,and friends who repeat this tweet once every 2 weeks
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4 years
NUIGs love for money is the reason so many students are back in Galway even though these students will have 0 hours on campus this year NUIG lied to the students to get them to pay for the on campus accommodation NUIG loves money and doesn’t care about its students
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I’m gonna say it,I don’t care that you broke your elbow
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5 years since I decided to have a nap behind the till in work on New Years Day
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A bunch of D-list celebrities saying “I’m probably best known for this thing that no one has heard of” and then Mo Farah straight out with “Ive won 4 Olympic Gold medals”
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Suncream: Off ❌ Thermals: On ✅ It's time to meet your 2020 Campmates! The Castle's calling @antanddec 🏰 #ImACeleb returns to @itv , @wearestv and @itvhub , Sunday at 9pm.
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I transferred 15 cent to my mam so that my bank account could look like this
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Mayo people be like “I know a spot” and then take you to Galway
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I’ve opened 6 birthday cards so far and I’m already up € working at the Post Office
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“I’d suggest you do better,Niamh” immediately followed by “Go fuck yourself” is such a hilarious turnaround Way too used to everyone around her vehemently agreeing with her all the time
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lmaoooo dickhead
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@SpotifyUK Bold Spotify,can’t be horny at this hour
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This is how I feel trying to scroll Twitter today
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Harris has me blocked but he made sure I saw his tweet
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Opened a disposable vape to see what’s careful out there guys
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I may be an idiot but I’m pretty sure this is not a bus
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The day Richard Chambers tweets “0 deaths,0 cases” is going to be great.But im more looking forward to when he doesn’t have to tweet the figures at all
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Asking the Irish government to do ANYTHING
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BREAKING:Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Paddy’s Day Lockdown Rave
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"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
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Trying to get a chicken roll in Gala at 2.30am on a Saturday night
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White Moose?More like Silly Goose Cafe am I right
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Telling as woman she has to insert her card to pay for over 50 and her getting pissed off at me saying she’s “actually 43”
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Thanks Pfizer
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3 years
That was such a zen
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wtf do you even say after sex????
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I’m all for a bit of rebranding but what the fuck is this!!??
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Feel like this will come in handy again in future
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Squid Game would have been a lot better if Carrot in a box was the last game
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I always make sure to bin my condoms after sex so I don’t step on them like a frube the next morning
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This note was left in the letterbox in my grannys house in Galway What an absolute shame that people here are having to result to going door to door looking for accommodation I feel nothing but embarrassment and shame for the government that’s running Ireland into the ground
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They’re removing the “Covid One-way” system stickers in the Eyre Square shopping centre Nature is healing
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Someone just tried to play a Chasing Abbey song at the gaff so we took them out the back and shot them
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@tomdelonge Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead
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“You smell like updog” “I am updog”
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@aoifeslattsx This is one of my favourite facts about the language ever along with ‘Béarla’ actually meaning gibberish when the English first came over here which is why the English language isn’t called ‘Sasanach’ today
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First Dates aren’t allowing hugging/kissing in the next series due to COVID.The showrunners revealed that they got the idea from every date I’ve ever been on
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cultural impact: █    █  █  █  __ __ The Spire Twin Towers
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What’s driving me mental rn is how if someone were to leak the names/profiles of the boys leaking the pictures,there’d likely be more done for them than for the victims of the leaks in the first place
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It’s baffling that there are lads who’d share a girls nudes with others but threaten to get the Gardaí involved if someone posted a DM they sent them on the tl
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If I win the lotto tonight I will give everyone who likes this a lecture on how we all have the same 24 hours in the day
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Whatever you think of the “Friends is/isn’t good” debate I think we can all agree that Ross is the most insufferable bastard ever
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He’s actually gone and admitted to it
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The timeline last night
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Taoiseach @MichealMartinTD telling the country to expect harsh restrictions for the next two months on the same day he says he’d accept an invitation to the White House on Paddy’s day is an absolute slap in the face to Irish people
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I still have my name badge from SuperValu,Mace,Dunnes and Spar Gonna treat them like Pokémon gym badges and collect 4 more before fighting the champion Karen
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“Stop crying,it’s just a movie” The movie:
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"Stop crying, it's just a movie" The movie:
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Omg I have a girlfriend,don’t ask how I managed that I don’t even know
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Doing this down Sparch with my gala chicken roll
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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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Customer in work asked me if we had something that was on our website,pulled out his phone to show me but instead of our website it was just pornhub
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Do you think Lidl will be able to get NUIG to move exams online?
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The device used to steer the missing submarine near the titanic
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A brief view inside of the Garda headquarters
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I made this meme back in March in the hopes that eventually GMIT would do something stupid but NUIG just keep raising the bar for being an awful college
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Galway is in dire need of another shop that sells vapes and phones and only accepts cash
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Whoever coined the phrase “the customer is always right” had obviously never dealt with a customer
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A weasel driving a Toyota Call it Simon Yaris
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When Richard Chambers announces the easing of restrictions 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🍿🍻🏐🎸🎤✈️🎉📅👩‍🏫👰‍♀️💪💉
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4 years
Clocks go back tonight. I’m changing mine to 1916 when this country had a WAP!!😡😡😤
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2 years
Already have next years Halloween costume picked out
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Just saw this on Indeed👀👀👀
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The last date I went on was as socially distant as you can get because the girl didn’t show up
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Imagine the absolute outrage from these same lads if girls had huge groupchats sharing dick pics they had been sent
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For once I actually agree with Leo Varadkar I too am embarrassed that he is apart of our government
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Me for An unreal tune Valentines by The Veronicas 🤝 Untouched
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I don’t want to hear the “the students will pack into a pub but don’t want to do their exams” bullshit off older people Pubs check vaccine certs,do contact tracing and enforce the wearing of masks As far as we’ve seen NUIG haven’t even attempted one of these in the exam halls
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