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In a realm by himself, the laughing stock of his own village. A vessel that has no port or harbour, a joke, a wanderer, with no destination. CLIENT FEEDBACK

Whitley Bay, Tyne & Wear

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7 months

Off to see a band in Glasgow on Friday at Stereo and have that nicely planned out but I’d appreciate a heads up on things to do on Saturday day/night and Sunday morning. Must visit pubs, galleries, parks, shops, cafes, museums - I’ve not been to Glasgow since a Beck gig in 1997!

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4 years

Shit got real, my dad has the virus. Had a call from Ward 117 at Royal Stoke, they cant reach my mum so I had to hear the DNR speech. Not looking for sympathy, those who follow me know he’s gravely ill, the moral of the story, take this disease seriously, I haven’t, I am now.

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7 years

"Fuck me, has this ring been welded on"

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Paul Burrell's final 'angry' words to Diana as he held her hand after she died

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From OiPolloi mate, eight hundred quid ...

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5 years

Everton arriving at Craven Cottage in a flotilla of river boats so large the Putney locals compared it to the great Spanish Armada of 1588 and then subsequently losing to relegated Fulham is the most Everton thing to happen in the entire history of Everton.

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2 years

The @worflags displays are majestic and look fantastic, even to this neutral, seen loads of tweets saying #NUFC should fund it, nah, no way, it becomes contrived and loses its independence and provenance, fan donations are the only way, then it remains beautiful AND independent!

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4 years

@nffccal @growupdan @_DHOTYA Always on virgin grass who has no concept of satire

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We Stoke fans boo the away team and we’re Neanderthal, inbred hooligans who lack class. Liverpool boo the away team and they’ve created a euphoric cauldron of intimidating noise. Not a dig at LFC just the British press and cunts like Holt, Cross and Samuel.

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6 years

When your nan looks up from her favourite armchair and says "fuck, I forgot to put me lottery on"

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@JuliaHB1 Hey, you seen this? Just giving you the heads up in case you want to get a t-shirt made for the tele. I can’t credit the content creator as it’s being widely circulated on all social platforms by thousands of people. Free speech without consequence is the best speech eh?

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So when I'm lying in my bed, thoughts running through my head, feeling love is dead, I'm loving EDL angels instead

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5 years

Just been to visit my dad for the first time since he entered full time nursing care three weeks ago. He’s dropped on, he’s got the “Stoke” room. Whatever they pay these fantastic care workers it’s absolutely not enough. Absolute angels. I won’t lie, there have been a few tears.

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The decision to play 33yo Henderson, currently plying his trade in an embryonic and largely anonymous league in a dead rubber against poor opponents will do wonders to endear Southgate to a sceptical public. We have so many exciting young players. I don’t get it personally.

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They’ve spent a few quid, that shouldn’t be overlooked, but this Newcastle side are so much better organised, better drilled, better coached, supremely fitter and so much more confident than under Bruce and those things are absolutely free.

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2 years

There are 177 billionaires in the UK, if they gifted just 15% of their wealth (£653Bn) to the Treasury to safeguard society, and the millions of workers who made them rich. That’s £100Bn! A windfall tax on O&G, that’s £120Bn, recession over, a better society, NHS, education …

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5 years

My mum is off to pay for my dad’s funeral today. My dad is still alive. A surreal event, but following legal advice, it’s the best thing to do. Why? Because “the state” takes all his savings when he enters residential care, which is imminent. He paid tax for 51 years. Disgusting.

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2 years

Has there been a more miraculous Barclays metamorphosis than Newcastle? Abject relegation fodder to contenders. Early days in this game but they are just 1000% better under Howe. I know they’ve spent but the lads he inherited look totally rejuvenated and much fitter and sharper.

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2 years

Seen everything now, a £1M flat in Whitley Bay, the end of the world is nigh … one of its key USPs is its 5 minutes from Kebab King and 8 minutes from The Rockcliffe.

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5 years

Charlie, give me this tranquil, peaceful and, to the normal eye, charming scene over 10,000 fat pissed English men in replica football shirts fighting, pissing and puking on the streets of Benidorm every night for the next six months any day of the fucking week you racist prick.

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This is Blackpool, England. Once an English town. We never voted for this, we were never consulted. Stop #TheGreatReplacement .

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4 years

Delighted for Toon pals, shame it’s the Saudi PIF but it is what it is and the city is deserving of success. With respect to Man City/PSG this will go nuclear if trophies arrive, the club has infinite potential. However, it’s Newcastle, they’ll probably be relegated next May.

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4 years

Lynn, it’s Alan, one to pitch to Tony Hayers at the BBC. Panorama with Stacey Dooley, I know, I know, hear me out, lockdown COVID bat babies ....

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5 years

Not a dig at City or BHA but this story masks a more sinister truth. An FACSF hasn’t sold out which is astonishing in itself. A lovely gesture by a great player, but there shouldn’t be tickets sloshing around. It’s pricing, it’s venue, it’s the KO time. The @fa should be ashamed

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EXCLUSIVE: Raheem Sterling pays for 550 pupils from his old school to attend FA Cup semi-final between Manchester City and Brighton at Wembley | @MikeKeegan_DM

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4 years

Whoever did this, there’s a pint in the pump, you should never need to buy a drink in Newcastle again. Excellent.

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6 years

Just seen a lad with his own snooker cue. Like rocking horse shit these lads. Ten a penny back in the day, you were a weirdo if didn’t have a two-piece Riley from your mums’ catalogue. Then the Atari ST and Commodore Amiga both came along and boom, goths ruled the world.

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2 years

@flamingnora She doesn’t appear to have any friends her own age or any family present?? It’s basically the regulars at the local Tory constituency and ward meetings plus several GP receptionists and retired magistrates

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4 years

An update on my old man, a bit long winded, but I thought a few would like to read the update and explanations therein. I’m numb, but not for the reasons you’d imagine. I spoke to @vocnorth about it as he appears well read on the subject and this matches research he’s read. Ta x

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Shit got real, my dad has the virus. Had a call from Ward 117 at Royal Stoke, they cant reach my mum so I had to hear the DNR speech. Not looking for sympathy, those who follow me know he’s gravely ill, the moral of the story, take this disease seriously, I haven’t, I am now.

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1 year

The biggest trick the devil ever did pull was manipulating the mainstream media to convince normal (sic) people that their enemy was benefit claimants, immigrants and asylum seekers rather than billionaires, hedgefund managers, the aristocracy and the monarchy.

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How it started ...... how it’s going ...... She turns 25 on Wednesday and leaves these shores in October. I will be utterly lost without her. My absolute pride and joy.

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Professor Denise Welch, Loose Women’s resident epidemiologist widely published in Hello, Heat, TV Quick, The Sunday People magazine and a supplement in The Chronicle about Christmas hampers.

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Just remember mums, dads and carers. Sweden never closed schools. They’ve had 1.8 million children at school all the time. Zero deaths xx

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Lynn, it’s Alan, one for us to pitch to ITV, “Ross Kemp on Spice” ....

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3 years

I doubt there is anyone on here who wouldn’t have had a pint in the Legion with Captain Tom. But it’s a shame there are plenty of people on here prepared to turn a blind eye to the absurdity of it all. The £33M he raised is 0.15% of what Dido Harding spunked on Track & Trace.

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@PetronellaWyatt @MailOnline My pal Barry paid £25,000 for a largely unsuccessful penis extension. I can still remember him begging the nurse if she could take away the pain but keep the swelling.

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@emmaroc33249448 @Telegraph I’d wager, making an educated guess, that you graduated under a Labour government and began your careers under a Labour government and bought your first house under a Labour government? You might be older than you look but I’d guess you’re c44/45?? That’s a decent platform eh?

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No, but they provided average footballers with wages that were so obscene that one election night several took to Twitter celebrating a Conservative election victory that meant they would all pay less tax.

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5 years

I’ve driven four hours from central Newcastle upon Tyne to Stoke on Trent in torrential rain to see my mother. She clearly cherishes my visits and spoils me rotten. She told me not to stop en route as she was doing me a chicken dinner ... 9/10

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3 years

I’m sure I would be exempt from wearing a mask for medical reasons if I was precious. But imagine the indignity of bothering your GP during a pandemic to ask her to issue a letter to a grown man to save him wearing a mask in half hour bursts. Mask or agonising death, grow up FFS

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4 years

Had a truly awful day, one of the worst, beyond bad, so was heading to the One Stop for fags and a litre of snide vodka. Bumped into these two bonny lads out on their Xmas do, chatted, came out with a grab bag of bacon Wheat Crunchies, a bottle of lemonade and a Caramac.

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2 years

My dad passed away at 01.23 today. I’m not a fan of recreational grieving so I’ll leave this up for a few hours. Many pals on this app have followed his dementia journey so I thought I’d let you know. For the very best this, like scoring into the Boothen! #YNWA - CLAIMED

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2 years

Sat with my mother and my gravely ill father in his room in his nursing home. She’s just asked me to turn Johnny Cash up. It’s Biden’s press conference about Ukraine. She told me earlier that my dad hated Frank Sinatra. It was Richard Hawley.

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4 years

The old man is 82 today, we’re celebrating in his #SCFC themed room at his nursing home in Cheadle. The fuckers’ better turn up today, I’ve promised him a 3-0 win.

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The plague is absolutely no fun, I can’t begin to imagine what it would be like if I hadn’t had the two jabs. I’m totally floored, it’s beyond grim, I’m really struggling today. Get the vaccine people, avoid a pretty horrendous illness and even potential death.

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5 years

The “obligatory airport pint” moment only mildly ruined by a large stag do queuing for pints and PAYING SEPARATELY. Kitty lads, start a bastard kitty, do you not know the basic rules of adulthood??

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6 years

If an Englishman tried to murder another Englishman in Red Square I wonder if Putin would spunk tens and tens of millions of rubles on it. Would he fuck. This is fucking madness. You could fund a few schools for a year for the cost of this enquiry.

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The home secretary will lead the emergency committee meeting, a day after visiting the crime scene.

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4 years

Fuck man, what are you lot like, my mentions have gone crackers. Thank you for the love you good people, see you on the other side for a pint x

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4 years

Shit got real, my dad has the virus. Had a call from Ward 117 at Royal Stoke, they cant reach my mum so I had to hear the DNR speech. Not looking for sympathy, those who follow me know he’s gravely ill, the moral of the story, take this disease seriously, I haven’t, I am now.

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4 years

This is the future of cities as they transition from primarily retail destinations to cultural, living and social zones. City councils that grasp this will see landscapes flourish. It was shop then eat/drink and now it’s eat/drink and perhaps shop. Newcastle is ideal for this.

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@mmmiiiccckkkyyy This is third tier football, surely an excellent incentive to keep Sunderland kids interested in #SAFC and not see them lose interest in football or to start following Liverpool or Man City???

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5 years

England rugby fans AND great north runners all over town. Never seen so much Rab on show, gilets AOTS, and coloured corduroys on every man, woman, child and servant. They could try cracking a smile FFS, obese men and skeletal women. A toxic cocktail of Home Counties cuntishness.

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5 years

I live at the coast you goons, inch and a half thick and nine inches long that tail end, fresh off the boat, like eating a cod’s leg.

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3 years

So I can get my arsehole bleached but I can’t go for a pint?? Every cloud I suppose ...

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@jake_swinburne Her voting record suggests she has a heart made form human excrement.

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5 years

Waited 45 mins for a barbers to open yesterday. Transpired his Algerian wife had given birth at 3am, he was putting a sign up, “closed this week”. He insisted he cut my hair/beard, I was a new customer. These Kurds, coming over here, cutting our hair, speaking 3 languages .....

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1 year

I seem to be in a minority of one in my local (Geordie) pub thinking Newcastle played well, Rashford the key, Bruno G magnificent, Casemiro on another level, you can’t win every game and Newcastle well ahead of plan. File under “one of them things” but Newcastle weren’t shite.

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2 months

Even Danny Murphy’s agent watches the match on mute.

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4 years

Historians will look back at this fiasco and deem the PMs decision to back Cummings absolutely catastrophic. The whole mindset of the country changed overnight, the resentment was palpable, the new “fuck it” attitude audible. The scientists knew too, they looked crestfallen.

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3 years

A hot take. Applying the same logic Billie Piper’s fella Johnny Lloyd can invoice you for being their new dad.

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7 years

Ex-pros talking about fans are often quick to tell us we’ve “never played the game”, well you’ve never paid to watch it, so fuck right off!

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5 years

Jeans on ✔️ Shoes on ✔️ Blazer on ✔️ Gant shirt on ✔️ Taxi ordered for Harry’s Bar ✔️ Pitcher of Directors Bitter pre-ordered ✔️ Early pint of piss to line the stomach ✔️ Locked the wife in the cellar for the afternoon ✔️ Three Poppies, each lapel, one behind the ear ✔️

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5 years

Lads who liked cars more than music, girls and football whilst they were at school are one bad day from kidnapping a bairn in their lorry or van.

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4 years

Miguel, doesn’t Sultan Muhammad Abuljadayel, a Saudi Arabian, own 30% of your newspaper? Along with Russian oligarch Alexander Lebedev who supported the annexation of Crimea and by association all the atrocities and human rights abuses thereafter? Stop making a prick of yourself.

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A great idea would be for Newcastle fans to hold up a giant banner of Jamal Khashoggi at every single game if this takeover with PIF actually goes through.

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5 years

All done, back at home, off for a pint 3.27 for those interested I believe

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3 years

So the Saudi fella dominating my timeline is a Man Utd fan who coincidentally happened to be living in Newcastle (studying) during the takeover so put a Toon top on has now become a celebrity with the podcast lads? Who doesn’t love the romanticism of football. A beautiful tale.

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@GMcK2012 @gm_stone @BethRigby I’m a Labour member but I think I’d oddly welcome a Labour, LibDem and Green alliance to wipe the Tories off the electoral map. A progressive coalition, unprecedented times require unprecedented politics. My hatred of Conservatism trumps any political ideologies I endorse.

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Why not celebrate the crowd and not mock Brentford? A club that has risen from nothing to compete in the worlds richest league. I have a dog in the race, I live here, I know this isn’t normal behaviour, but it’s easy to see why everyone, and they do, hates NUFC fans like this.

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4 years

Was feeling a bit down, the lockdown blues had enveloped me, so I was dragged kicking and screaming for a walk, 3 miles, 2.5 of which was with my feet in the sea. Needless to say I now feel fucking great #hellosailor #NE30Dadsuals

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My eyes, I can never unsee this. I'm scarred, I'm crying, I'm a deer in the headlights. Close the polls, the DID NOT HAPPEN 2017 winner.

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4 years

Of all the things I’m missing most, family, mates, pubs, cafes, restaurants, gigs, even work, I’m missing football the very least. I’d even go as far to say I’m not even missing it. The elite professional game will implode in on itself, no bad thing in my opinion.

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2 years

You come for Naga Sally, you come for us all.

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2 years

Sally I'm not at work today. Maybe you should turn off your default setting of hate instead? Have a lovely day. X

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More arrests at Port Vale v Stoke City games than all the other alleged rivalries put together. Since playing them for the first time (competitively) in over 75 years in 1989 there have been over 975,000 arrests, not bad for a two club city with a population of 250,000 👀

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What is the BIGGEST RIVALRY in English football? 🤬🤔 —————————————————

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4 years

Those inside my circle are aware of my on/off struggles with my mental health. I said nowt for years, fearing ridicule. Conversely I manage, I function, I occasionally thrived. Sadly, many don’t, especially working class men, eyes peeled lads x @IFUCARESHARE #WorldMentalHealthDay

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3 years

Just listened to Nicola Sturgeon give a very coherent, balanced and matter of fact press conference without recourse to silly analogies about Greek Gods or inane Latin phrases and do you know what, I understood every bit of it and would know exactly where I stood if I was Scotch.

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6 years

Love this old 1983 picture of Jockey Wilson seeing his wean for the first time after six weeks in hospital with gout

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5 years

My Facebook. A load of “mates” who have in recent times lurched firmly to the right who post Tommy Robinson and Britain First videos and voted leave and UKIP mourning the tragic death of Ranking Roger from The Beat. FFS lads, is the irony of this lost on you? You silly cunts.

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I love this. I love it even more because of the fume. I was unashamedly English, and British, but flags don’t cook your curry, drive your taxi, clean offices or perform heart surgeries. England is a cesspit. My desired England is tolerant, diverse, inclusive and cosmopolitan.

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A playful update to the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire.

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3 years

A bit like Fred West being posthumously inducted into the Federation of Master Builders for his patio designs and cellar conversions.

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Steve Bruce inducted into League Managers Association Hall of Fame. Becomes 34th manager in modern era to make @LMA_Managers 1000 Club in reaching the grand landmark this Sunday. #NUFC

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3 years

Taken at 0730am, was up early for the UFC so went for a walk to see the sunrise. I’ve been struggling this lockdown, some fresh air and a walk on the beach did me the world of good. Lots of swimmers out too. I thank your mythical Lord every day for where I live #Cullerfornia

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5 years

Just been the gym. I’d be smearing shit over my padded cell walls if I hadn’t hit the gym hard in 2019. Been a bad year for mental health and anxiety on a personal level. I’ve always taken solace in alcohol, and been the much worse for it. Finally grasped exercise isn’t uncool.

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The Polish lass I see daily on the Metro is reading a book, in English, her second language. How are these people supposed to integrate if they have scant regard for our traditions and customs? Why isn’t she playing Angry Birds or slagging a colleague off loudly on her phone?

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5 years

Good luck to parents losing kids to “big school” from September. I advise you remember the last time they exit those primary school gates with every fibre of your being. They’ll soon fucking hate you, begin plotting your murder and stealing your liquor. Then it gets a lot worse.

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5 years

I’m an astonishingly lucky man. A few hundred yards from my front door. An absolutely majestic morning, and even this glass half-empty bastard feels glad to be alive to watch the Tories further destroy my beautiful country.

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3 years

Obscenely paid footballers stood in bad clothes in front of gigantic Xmas trees and £10,000 worth of presents in £5M houses wishing me a very happy Christmas “during these very troubled and very difficult times” is my new festive jam.

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3 years

Lowest weight I’ve been since October 2009, power to the ageing overweight hirsute intermittent fasting calorie counting dadsuals. I’ll be able to see my cock by summer solstice, vaccinated followers, we shall gather on Tynemouth Longsands for the great unveiling and cod & chips.

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3 years

Seen it all now, calls for a dozen or so Mags to have lifetime season tickets for “helping get the deal over the line”. Talking about the deal on a podcast and working 100hr weeks for a magic circle law firm or Big 4 accountancy firm on the transaction are very different things!

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4 years

Fingering

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4 years

What was trendy when you were a teenager?

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4 years

This Everton documentary is beautiful. The Stoke links help, with Bracewell, Heath and Kendall but that Everton side was ace, the players so normal too and the crowd scenes are class. I was at my football-loving peak then and the 80s indie soundtrack is a fabulous addition too.

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3 years

Just leaving base camp for a 1330 start, see you on the other side.

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11 months

@SusanEacock Vaginal dryness is bad for the soul, it makes you bitter and leads to ridiculous statements on the World Wide Web.

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3 years

A few on here I hold in VERY high esteem who speak eloquently about mental health and bullying liking and RT’ing bile sent to Steve Bruce’s son Alex. Do you not see the gigantic contradictions and rank hypocrisy? You need to make up your minds if you’re good eggs or bad apples.

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4 years

Not been in a pub since the 21st and other than Xmas Day I’ve not drank this Xmas. I don’t drink in the house. Yet if I suggested a walk to the pub today she’d exclaim “you only ever think about the pub”. Never marry lads & lasses, a toxic psychological battle every fucking day.

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5 years

A missed penalty from a very probable quadruple. This is the best British team ever, they’re an absolute joy to watch. And don’t @ me with your oil cunts bollocks, that argument is boring as fuck. Enjoy it for what is is, sublime football on another level.

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4 years

Father and daughter on a final stroll as she “officially” leaves home for good tonight and move into her new Heaton flat. I’ve already chosen the new paint for her room, decks, vinyl and clothes will be in by Sunday ....

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2 years

Did a thing today, bucket item ticked off. Ever since I saw Educating Rita as a horny 15yo I fancied being a Uni lecturer. And today I was, for 4 hours and I’ve been asked back and I’m getting paid and can add Associate Lecturer to my CV and become a vegan and Liberal Democrat ..

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5 years

Greatest ever mental in the history of mentals. Everything fell right, night game, floodlights, packed away end, local same city derby, abject hatred, top v second, rain, Burslem a war zone, Stoke all over VP. You can keep your UCL finals, third tier tantrums are the best.

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3 years

Keep hammering Denise Coates and a) she’ll take all these jobs to Gibraltar b) she’ll leave Stoke City high and dry when her dad dies and c) pay next to nowt to HMRC. You’ll then be able to worry about an insolvent football club, 4000 redundancies and further fiscal misery. Ends.

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3 years

Humbled, I’ve had lots of DMs, texts, emails and WhatsApp messages asking if I’m ok. I’m tip top, just taking a time out to concentrate on work and the two charities I’m involved with. It’s mad busy. I’ll be back soon talking the usual shite, but thanks for caring you ace lot x

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4 years

Stanley Johnson travels to his second home in the south west, Boris is discharged and retreats to second home Chequers and now Cummings drives to Durham. We really are in this together, apart from the Johnson family, and their inner circle of advisers.

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3 years

Many moan about @cerysmatthews on here as she doesn’t play anything off the first Stone Roses LP but I’m lucky if I know 10% of any given show. Isn’t that the point? I can take or leave some of the Methodist banjo but it is an absolutely wonderful, joyous weekly experience.

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4 years

I’m leaving for Stoke on Trent at 9am, what are the new rules now? Ruddied cheeks, mustard cords, Gant shirt, blazer and brogues? What time are we burning the Romanian man at Fountain Square and more importantly when are we getting Brexit done? Make mine a Directors Bitter.

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5 years

It is impossible to be financially stable by 18 without parental or grandparental donations and/or an older, wealthy BF or GF. It is impossible to have accrued the wealth. It is also impossible to have accrued the class, dignity and self-awareness of a mature adult you vile tit.

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7 years

Young Bradley there, riddled with cancer and 800 wankers in corporate can't leave their coffee and mints to clap the wee lad on. Shameful.

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4 years

When you’re in For Your Eyes Only with a wallet full of £20s and can’t decide which second year law student should put her muff in your face

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5 years

“I don't know what art is, but I do know what it isn't. And it isn't someone walking around with a salmon over his shoulder or embroidering the name of everyone they have slept with on the inside of a tent. This however is art, the big lad didn’t even need to add a filter, 9/10”

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6 months

Any NUFC followers who raised an eyebrow at Stoke fans consistently mocking/booing Wenger/Arsenal when we were in the PL might understand why now. Breathtaking arrogance. It was never ever ever about Aaron Ramsay, it was about how that club decided to handle a terrible incident.

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