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Rob Parker
5 years
If u were convinced that Brady is GOAT off that performance, not sure what game you watched. Brady didn’t even play well. No TDS, pick and a fumble. Smh. Brady almost turned in a Manning-like performance in his 2nd Super Bowl win. Defense won game, not Brady. Not hate,just facts.
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Rob Parker
4 years
Just found out my sister passed this morning in NYC. Robin was 54. So sad. She suffered a heart attack and never regained consciousness. She was a good person. She was loved by our family. Robin leaves behind a husband, a son and a grandson. She will be missed. - Rob
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Rob Parker
3 years
I’m safe at Nationals Park.
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Rob Parker
4 years
I made it to Antarctica! It’s my seventh and final continent! An amazing trip. More pics to come. #soblessed
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Rob Parker
5 years
Magic City Monday for real tonight. Wow! I’m throwing school supplies on the stage. School starts next Monday and I’m trying to best to help these young women get through college. Lol
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in Dallas right now you can hear a mouse urinate on Dak Prescott’s torn up $35 million a year contract.
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Rob Parker
4 years
Right now, in LeBron Era, Steph Curry has the same number of champions as James and it didn’t even take him 16 years to get there. Other players didn’t just eat in this era, they got fat!
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Rob Parker
4 years
Why didn’t LeBron win FOUR straight titles with a stacked team in Miami? U need to answer that.
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@RobParkerFS1 Why didn't MJ win alone ? And at least Pippen still kept that team alive when MJ left
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Rob Parker
4 years
What???? No one would play with Jordan? When Kyrie demanded a trade from LeBron? Paul George turned him down twice? In LA, for that matter. Kawhi turned him down for the championship-less Clips? And the only star who would play with him, his agent had to orchestrate. #stopit
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“He only had really one job. And that was to just score. And he did that at an amazing, amazing rate. But I don’t feel like his way of winning then would translate to what it is now. Guys wouldn’t want to play with him.” -Channing Frye on Michael Jordan (NBC Sports North West)
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in LA right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the donut LeBron dropped in the fourth quarter - NO points.
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in Dallas right now you can hear a mouse urinate in the corner of Jerry Jones’ new yacht.
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Rob Parker
4 years
Today, Jan. 10th, I celebrate my 56th birthday. I’m blessed and humbled. For sure, God is good. Best of all, I’ve never been happier in life. I have a wonderful fam and great friends. I’m loved, happy, as healthy as I have ever been, at peace, fulfilled and challenged everyday.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet on Bourbon Street right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on a half-eaten Po-Boy.
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Rob Parker
5 years
It was 33 years ago today - June 2, 1986 - that I started as a sports writer for the Daily News in New York. It was a dream come true - working for my favorite newspaper in my hometown. Back then, the Daily News was the biggest paper in the country. #dreambig
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Rob Parker
6 years
Don't be mad at the @warriors . They've done nothing wrong. When @KingJames went to Miami, he started this mess. LeBron fans were cool when he went to four straight Finals with a stacked squad. Don't wanna hear no bellyaching now. #dealwithit
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Rob Parker
1 year
It’s so quiet it Dallas right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the pen that Dak Prescott signed that record-setting, four-year, $160-million contract.
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s funny. People say that Eli Manning is a bum, but @TomBrady is the GOAT. Yet, Eli beat Brady and @Patriots TWICE in the Super Bowl. Eli - not anyone else - won the SB MVP in both games with throws Brady wishes he could make. In a BIG game, I’d take Eli over Brady any day.
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Rob Parker
5 years
Reason LeBron won’t win a title in his last 3 years is simple. This season, Kawhi leads Clippers to title. Next year, KD comes back and leads Brooklyn to championship. In his final year, he’ll be too old. Still, y’all will call LeBron the GOAT, but AD will be the scapegoat. #watch
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Rob Parker
2 years
Congrats to my brother. Today is his last day of service. He officially retires from the @FBI after 26 years. So proud of him. His standard, sacrifice and service were second to none.
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in Cleveland right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on a brown paper bag with the eyes cut out that Browns fans thought they didn’t need anymore.
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Rob Parker
2 years
It’s so quiet in LA right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on that “same energy” LeBron was talking about before the season.
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Rob Parker
6 years
Definitely humbled. Thanks to my people and peers at the National Association of Black Journalists. #sohonored
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in LA right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on ALL THREE of Clayton Kershaw’s Cy Young awards.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in Foxborough right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on Tom Brady’s washed up @Patriots uniform.
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Rob Parker
1 year
Don’t forget to mention the @Patriots cheating scandal - Spygate - and Brady being suspended by the @NFL for cheating - Deflategate - when you tell his story. Include everything like you do for Bonds, Clemens and others who had blemishes in their careers.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in LA’s low-rent district right now you can hear a mouse urinate on a pair of ugly New Balance sneakers at Foot Locker that nobody bought.
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Rob Parker
1 year
Spot on!!!
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Rob Parker
2 years
It’s comical that Jerry West wants an apology for his portrayal in @HBO show. Jerry, watch The Ten Commandments. It’s set in Egypt and the entire cast is WHITE. It’s called Hollywood.
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Rob Parker
2 years
Michael Jordan, by the way, has a higher lifetime shooting percentage than Steph. Jordan shot over 50% from the field five straight years, six total. Steph? Once. Jordan led @NBA is scoring 10 times. Steph has done it twice. Jordan was clutch late in postseason games.Steph? Nope.
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Rob Parker
2 years
Worst part about my car getting broken into. I had two @lakers tickets in the glovebox. Now, there are four! Lol
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Rob Parker
6 years
And please stop with the @KingJames GOAT talk. It's officially over. LBJ now has as many Finals losses (6) as Jordan has Finals wins (6). Plus, Steph Curry has as many titles (3) as LeBron. And don't forget, Steph has beaten James three times, including once without Durant.
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Rob Parker
2 years
I don’t wanna say the @RamsNFL Super Bowl parade was small, but everyone who attended was able to hold the Lombardi Trophy.
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Rob Parker
5 years
My @NFL moles are telling me that @marcuspeters has been traded to @Ravens .
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in Dallas right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the cupcake schedule that Dak Prescott had to open the season.
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Rob Parker
2 years
The rumors about the @Lakers being interested in @Raptors coach Nick Nurse makes no sense. The Lakers were so bad this season that they need a DOCTOR, not a nurse.
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Rob Parker
6 years
Just like I said. Steph Curry is halfway home to winning his third title in the "LeBron Era." Curry would have needed just four trips to win three rings, not nine. Btw, Curry would have beaten LBJ all three times - including one with Durant and one without. Ijs
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in LA right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the final draft of the Space Jam 2 script.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in Dallas right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on Dak Prescott’s MVP award he’ll never get.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in San Francisco right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on a busted open box of Rice A Roni underneath the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Rob Parker
5 years
For the past four months, I was working out with a trainer, David, and eating right. It’s basically low carb and not eating after 7pm. With my crazy schedule, long days and travel, it’s not easy to stay on a routine. But I lost 30 pounds. Look good and feel better. My results.
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Rob Parker
1 year
The Hall of Fame is broken when a player with 10 percent of the vote his first year gets 76 percent in his sixth year on ballot. That means 56 percent didn’t think enough of his career from the start. His stats haven’t changed in five years. The voting has turned to applesauce.
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Rob Parker
2 years
Congrats to @ShannonSharpe for the debut of his new cognac, Le Portier!
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Rob Parker
4 years
Where are all the @NFL fans who wanted no part of @Kaepernick7 ’s peaceful protest against police brutality in 2016? Raise your hands. Now, grab a broom, go downtown in your city and help clean up the mess. Smh.
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Rob Parker
4 years
I paid for enough tuition tonight that some of the girls will be able to get their PhD. Lol
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Rob Parker
3 years
It was one year ago I arrived in Antartica. It was my seventh and final continent. It was a life-changing journey. I came back different - with the belief that I could accomplish any goal.
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Rob Parker
5 years
Maybe the @Lakers can finally make the playoffs for the first time in seven years with addition of AD! Then again, that’s what everybody thought last year when LeBron arrived in LA.
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Rob Parker
1 year
It’s so quiet in Ann Arbor right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the statue of Jim Harbaugh they started building on Michigan’s campus.
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in Cleveland right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on an expensive watch.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in Baltimore right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on some Maryland Blue Crabs with old bay seasoning on them.
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Rob Parker
5 years
The real story no one has touched yet is that NO ONE wants to play with @KingJames . At least, no one not attached to his agent’s company. That’s real reason AD is there. Think about it, Paul George didn’t last year. And now, Kawhi issues LeBron the biggest snub at all.
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Rob Parker
4 years
Amazing reel. Must-see.
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Jumpman History
4 years
2 mins of MJ game winners 💪💪 #JumpmanHistory
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Rob Parker
4 years
Most don’t think it’s possible, but Michael @Jordan will have more fans after this documentary. Watching old games on YouTube could never give you the full story of MJ’s greatness. Millennials will finally wake up and see the true NBA GOAT. The eye test is powerful. #embraceit
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in Dallas right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on a piece of tasteless leftover pumpkin pie.
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Rob Parker
2 years
Thumbs down! NO Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens into @baseballhall . Sorry, my brethren @officialBBWAA got it wrong. #terrible
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in LA right now you can hear a mouse urinate on the paper @Lakers fans have written their excuses for why the @LAClippers ran them outta Staples.
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Rob Parker
3 years
Help me out. No Klay Thompson and Steph Curry shot 5-for-90 (actually 5-for-21) and still won in LA? #doublewow
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet on the Lakers’ side of Staples Center right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on Magic Johnson’s resignation letter.
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Rob Parker
2 years
Is it fair to say that Watson got another happy ending?
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Rob Parker
4 years
It so quiet in Foxborough right now you can hear a mouse urinate on a pair of Depends discarded by an aging QB.
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Rob Parker
5 years
So The L.O.A.T. - Tom Brady - has just one TD pass the last three games? None today against the Titans. It’s so quiet in NE right now you can hear a mouse urinate on destroyed Spygate footage once buried at Harvard Yard. Told you the end was near. No one defeats Father Time.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in Houston right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on a turned over garbage can that could have been used in Game 7 of the ALCS.
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Rob Parker
3 years
It’s so quiet in Tampa Bay right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the mattress AB sleeps on in the guest room in Tom Brady’s mansion.
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Rob Parker
4 years
LeBron is the FFOAT- The Finals Failure Of All Time. He has lost more Finals than any other regular season MVP in NBA history. He’s not in GOAT convo.
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4 years
@HRap_B @RobParkerFS1 I don’t think it does. LeBron has won 3 and Jordan won 6. If LeBron wins 3 more then there can be a conversation.
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Rob Parker
5 years
Lakers lost to the lowly Sun tonight. Smh. It’s so quiet in LA right now you can hear a mouse urinate on a never to see the light pre-made Bryce Harper Dodgers’ jersey.
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Rob Parker
2 years
It’s so quiet in Green Bay right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the spot Aaron Rodgers second straight MVP trophy will sit.
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in Oakland right now you can hear a mouse urinate on the ball Curry missed on that big three with.
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Rob Parker
4 years
In exactly one week, I’ll embark on a life-changing trip to Antarctica. It will be my seventh and final continent. When I was a kid growing up in NYC, I dreamed about traveling the world. Somehow, I made it happen. What a blessing. Remember, life is about people and experiences.
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Rob Parker
2 years
Proud of @JoyTaylorTalks . She was one of the hosts for the @NABJSports party at House of Blues in Vegas! #goodtimes
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet on one side of LA right now you can hear a mouse urinate on a phony autographed picture of George Paul.
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Rob Parker
4 years
Sports Lesson 101 from last night? We gotta stop crowning people before they win anything. Last year, it was Mahomes. This year, it was Lamar. Doesn't mean they aren't very good players who had great seasons. Still, sports has a short menu: wins and losses. Don’t forget it.
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Rob Parker
5 years
Like when GS beat Cavs with Love and Kyrie hurt? #stopit
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5 years
@RobParkerFS1 didn't matter once Klay got hurt .Toronto won because of injuries..fact
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Rob Parker
6 years
So impressed by the @Eagles not taking a phony trip to the White House. In fact, for all naysayers that believe the protests are a distraction. Many Eagles took part in them and they still WON Super Bowl. Talent always wins out. So does honesty and awareness. #salutephilly
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Rob Parker
4 years
. @drewbrees is part of the problem. His take is disingenuous and wrong. The flag argument is an excuse to keep business as usual. Smh
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Rob Parker
2 years
I don’t wanna say that the @RamsNFL Super Bowl was small, but the crowd shared a large order of @McDonalds fries.
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Rob Parker
4 years
Friendly Advice: This is a life reset. Don’t waste this time. I’m using it to organize my life, throw out junk I don't need, donate clothes and shoes. Tend to my personal matters. Talk to lost friends actually ON the phone. No way, no how am I gonna lay around and just watch TV.
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Rob Parker
5 years
It’s so quiet in Da Bronx you can hear a mouse urinate on a dead rat.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in Dallas right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the humble pie all those Dak-Is-An-Elite-QB fans/media will have to eat now. @Chris_Broussard gets the first piece.
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Rob Parker
4 years
If the @dallascowboys sign Dak Prescott to a five-year, $175- million deal - including a fifth year north of $45 million - it will be the worst deal since the Louisiana Purchase.
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Rob Parker
4 years
I can easily make the case that the @LAClippers 11-5 start to the season is better than the @Lakers 13-2 start. And b4 LAL fans cry foul - it’s deeper than just Lakers having 2 more wins. LAC have more impressive wins, beating Lakers, Celts and HOU. And Kawhi has missed 4 games.
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Rob Parker
4 years
It’s so quiet in Foxborough right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on all that Super Bowl confetti the @Patriots WON’T be using this February!
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Rob Parker
4 years
Happy Father’s Day! RIP Robert Lee Parker Sr. My brother and I are definitely chips off the old block. To all dads out there, enjoy the day!
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Rob Parker
4 years
So interesting. Jose Altuve went from batting .346 in 2017, .298 last season to just .219 this season. Oddly, he’s having trouble with the fastball. Looks like a shell of himself. Smh.
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Rob Parker
5 years
Is KC’s @PatrickMahomes STILL the greatest QB Ever? Asking for a friend. Did I mention @Chris_Broussard ?
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Rob Parker
6 years
The question is so simple: how can LeBron be considered the GOAT when Curry won the same amount of titles in the LeBron Era? It makes no sense. NO PLAYER won the same amount of titles as MJ during the Jordan Era. #thinkpeople
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Rob Parker
3 years
Seems like there are only 3 or 4 Black head coaches in the NBA these days. Yet, 3 of the 4 in the conference finals are Black. #helloisthisthingon
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Rob Parker
3 years
How did Baker win 10 games and a playoff game?
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Chuck Patton
3 years
@RobParkerFS1 @NFL @Browns @obj Odell was NOT the issue. Baker can't cook.
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Rob Parker
3 years
So hurt with the loss of @pedrogomezESPN . We started covering ball around the same time, had shared meals and laughs all over @MLB America. What a good dude, a great reporter. The press box won’t be the same. RIP Pedro.
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Rob Parker
5 years
Totally heartbroken. My friend, Fred McLeod, has passed. He was 67. Fred was the Cavs’ TV play-by-play man. We met at Ch.4 in Detroit. Fred is the reason I’m on TV today. He gave me my big break. Here’s us together. Love and prayers to his wife @BethHMcLeod and his family.
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Rob Parker
2 years
RIP Betty White.
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Rob Parker
3 years
It’s so quiet in LA right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the overused myth: DON’T BET AGAINST LEBRON.
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Rob Parker
2 years
It’s our 4th anniversary on @OddCoupleFSR . Proud to say, we remain fun and informative - the fast-growing national sports-talk radio show. #thanks
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Rob Parker
1 year
It’s so quiet in LA right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on Brandon Staley’s Madden he learned to coach from.
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Rob Parker
4 years
The only millennials who still think @KingJames is the GOAT DON’T have cable and haven’t seen the Michael @Jumpman23 Jordan documentary yet. #stopbeingcheap
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Rob Parker
5 years
Tried to tell u. No KD, no title!
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5 years
As @RobParkerFS1 said...smh
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Rob Parker
6 years
It's so quiet in Cleveland right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on LeBron's moving truck keys.
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Rob Parker
4 years
Celebrating the 100th Anniversary of the Negro Leagues today. This is the ONLY team jersey I own. Proud of it. Can you name any other teams from Negro Leagues? I’ll wait. ........
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Rob Parker
4 years
Shock. Sadness. #ripkobe
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Rob Parker
6 years
Nick Saban's "Decision" is the reason he's the best college football coach. Few - if any - would bench their starting QB for a true freshman. Now, that's the best decision in sports.
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Rob Parker
5 years
Can’t wait to hear Lakers fans’ spin, false narrative now that they were left at the alter. This is what u will hear the next week or so: We really didn’t want Kawhi anyway. AD is more than enough, Kawhi wasn’t really a good fit. Kawhi is afraid to play with greatness. #stopit
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4 years
The lure is real. Lou Will, where you at? There are a lot of young women to put through school. In September, sometimes, I’ll throw school supplies on stage to do my part. Lol
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