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So I was telling my friend I hate backgammon. And draughts. He said "Hate chess too?" I said, "Don't even get me started on that high-speed rail project."
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Drive at 40mph on a 60mph limit single carriageway and maintain exactly the same speed when entering and driving through a 30mph zone
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Oh my, just heard my uncle has died. 2020 really really sucks. I don't think I'll want to do the usual jokes and Thursday hashtag game tonight. I really need some kindness and hugs from people more than ever right now.
Fighting against the Germans stopped briefly in the unofficial Christmas Truce of 1914, only for hostilities to resume over a particularly controversial VAR decision
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God was pleased with what he had made and so on the seventh day he rested and set to work on his blog, and so became a content Creator
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Does anyone else remember a time when you were only allowed to use the house phone (which was in the cold hallway) after 6pm when it was cheaper evening rates? Thanks to
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for making me trawl up that memory.
When I was a child someone asked me "Where's your mama gone?"
I said she's gone off with a Nepalese mountain guide in an off-terrain vehicle.
She said, "Sherpa, sherpa, jeep, jeep?"
I said, "No there was only one of each."
[This is a middle of the road joke]
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A tornado ripped the roof off my house, scattering all the waltz music LPs in my loft, and that's how I got post-storm attic Strauss disorder
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[Being interviewed for Farmer's Market licence]
- Full Name?
- Richard Pulsford COS
- What does the 'COS' stand for?
- Nothing. I've just always fancied having lettuce after my name.
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- I've been asked to organise a lunch for some ex-BBC weather forecasters but there's no drinks left and I really don't know what I'm doing
- Fish out of water?
- Yeah. And Kettley's out of juice.
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