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@RhuNdimande
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6 months
Best designs and quality fabrics, Dye sublimated, customized golfers &round necks, tents, banners, gazebos, branding, etc. 💢DM @RhuNdimande 📩Rulani.ndimande @gmail .com Carl Niehaus Zuma Soshanguve Pitso Ace Magashule President Zuma #Skomota #Springboks
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3 years
Boys will be boys. We love them like that 😅
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1 year
Why is Dr Nandipha Magudumana wearing a ring in the prison cells? Aren't sboshwas stripped off jewelry, belts, shoelaces etc? Or is it the start of preferential treatment already? Thabo Bester
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They're nowhere to be seen during #FeesMustFall campaigns. But risk their health to defend individuals whose corrupt deeds destroy the future of their children. Some parents are just not worthy of the title. Nkandla #duduzane Redi
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3 years
Zuma couldn’t give presidential pardons to students who were arrested during the #FeesMustFall campaign, yet he pardoned his friend Shabir Shaik. Your so-called hero! #zumaprotests
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I'm angry, I'm gutted, I'm disturbed, I'm not okay, I'm sad. I only feel revulsion from these scenes. Black people why? What have we become!?? @SAPoliceService has this animal been arrested yet?
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A whole Senior Counsel insulting a woman about her looks when he can't raise his level of argument. A member of the JSC. An adult. A father. A husband. A role model to law students. That low. Shocking. Despicable. Abhorrent. Disgusting. Can you add...?
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3 years
Naomi Campbell has South Africa’s best interest at heart❤️✊🏾
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10 months
Cowards are made in Zimbabwe. •Loudmouths who've got all the answers for the ills of other countries except their own. •The "intellectuals" who lacks the wisdom to fix their country. •Excuses of men who are only good at willbarrowing pregnant women to Musina. #ZimDecides2023
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3 years
Former President Ajay Gupta appointed Malusi Gigaba as Finance Minister. Let that sink in RET forces. Let that sink through your empty Zuma skulls! #StateCaptureCommission #Norma
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2 years
Our so-called "hard-working" Africans brothers, the ones who are not "lazy"...but law-abiding Nigerians. Chiefs Mcebo Dlamini Tbo Touch
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1 year
Welcome to South Africa where government splurges close to R1 billion to upgrade ministers houses, yet has no budget to fund the billion rand water purification plant in Hammanskraal. Tell me anything sadder than this. Dineo ranaka pitso
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2 years
These trucks will wipe us all out. #PongolaN2
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2 years
Julius Malema has nothing to offer except ANC gossip.
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1 year
There are credible female leaders in the ANC, Thoko Didiza being one. Yet Bathabile Dlamini and Dlamini-Zuma wants people to believe they're the best the party can offer society. #ANC55 #ANCConference
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3 years
“Ace Magashule must apologise to the ANC structures. Jessie Duarte will carry out tasks of the SG...” I nearly reached orgasm hearing this wonderful news today💦😊
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3 years
Serious youth demanding serious things not sale of alcohol! 1st of September Khune Tops
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2 years
Well, I find Gayton’s the letter to Julius Malema unnecessary. But this part is hilarious👇🏽# “If simple wearing a beret makes you a revolutionary then my mom and her friends have been revolutionaries for far longer than you”🤣.
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2 years
Funny how criminals run scared when shots are fired, but shoot at innocent people for fun😒👇🏾 Duduzile Ngobese MacG Babes
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3 years
Listen how your so-called political editor Sophie Mokoena doesn't use the prefix “President” when he mentions Ramaphosa, but does with Zuma. Thinkers, let's follow each other. RETs don't bother🔥
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3 years
So Tshepi Vundla is being roasted for telling women to stop being abo “Indoda Must” while them ladies sit on their lazy asses 😅🤣
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This skunk is not a leader and has never been a leader. Conspiracies, populism, lies and politics of victimhood have always propelled Zuma. "You can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time!" ANC NEC Mtolo Sellout Mbalula
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They all giggled and praised her for calling the whole president Ramaphosa 'mfana ke mfana'. Now, the same Julius Malema EFF sheep is turning against Naledi. That's SA politicians for you. Only loyal to cult figures... and their stomachs
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When you want your prayer to shoot straight to heaven😅 Duduzile Khumalo G-Wagon #GeorgeBuildingCollapse Mpho #OceansUmhlanga Ramaphosa ConCourt #podcastandchill
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1 year
Dlamini-Zuma still happy to serve under Ramaphosa after that impeachment farce. Not even pride could keep her away from the blue lights & cabinet benefits. Why has she not resigned if she is the paragon of ethics and doesn't believe in Ramaphosa? #cabinetreshuffle
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3 years
“My Lord, Mr Zuma has come to ask you to assist him to break the law further” - Ngcukaitobi 😅🤣
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2 years
@ZintleDiko Boys will be boys. We love them like that 😃😆
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3 years
Dudu Zuma is one of those spoilt brads who grew up comfortably in exile and now masquerade as freedom fighters. Bloody entitled. #Nkandla Carl Niehaus
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@samkelemaseko @sthembisom28 They're nothing outside of politics. No careers to speak of, no skill, no business acumen, nothing to fall back on. Ziltch.
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8 months
The Mkhwebane and EFF dalliance won't end well. It's a relationship founded on hatred for Adv Gcaleka and not about advancing any course for citizens or the country. Mark this tweet.
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3 years
Payday for Rented crowd! How much for kfc and transport? 👏🏽😅🤣 Ace Magashule Zuma
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3 years
There's a small kid in every one of us😅🤣 Follow for more relatable video🔥 Khune
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3 years
@CharmaineLebese Women act differently after getting Brazilian/Peruvian weave bought by men
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1 year
"Are we playing with words here, Mr Mpofu. Every minute is a waste the taxpayers money. As a taxpayer it worries me" - Thuli Madonsela Mkhwebane
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3 years
Barack Obama was born in Honolulu to a Kenyan father & American mother. The mayor of Joburg was born in Soweto to a Zimbabwean migrant and an SA mom. Where is his home? #WeRejectMayorOfJHB
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@PhumlaniMMajozi Afrikaners kids can go to multiracial schools all their school life but they'd never reply to their parents in English. Preserving culture goes far beyond wearing colourful clothes on heritage days for them. What's your excuse Africans?
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3 years
Which PSL player would get such attention after a season? Jessica Lotto Malema
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1 year
@Tholamdl 😯🥹🥹 The things we can do for friends... without even realising. History shall never forget you🙏🏽
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3 years
Justice for Boity! Women can't continue to suffer at the hands of men. Bujy Bikwa must be sent to the Escort correctional services. Finish & Klaar!
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3 years
This explains why Belittler-In-Chief Julius Malema called the PA mapantinti. But unlike EFF, Gayton McKenzie is steadfast on his stance on foreign policy... and is not a flip-flopper.
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3 years
They say President Cyril Ramaphosa is meek and useless. Simthanda enjalo, just as you loved your Gupta curry-tainted Zuma and his corruption talents. Happy Friday!🤸🏾
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3 years
No one has ever replaced Khune , be it at Kaizer Chiefs or Bafana Bafana. It’s a privilege to still watch him play.
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Today we had a taste of Thabo Bester, the natural-born, compulsive and pathological liar… a danger to society. No wonder he's managed to hoodwink and con many all the years of his crooked life. This is art, Mr Mashaya👏🏽😅 #ThaboBester #Magudumana Nandipha
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3 years
They laughed when Piet attacked her but are now angry she's hit back with a mere, snide chicken remark😆😅 She's @ThuliMadonsela3 , the No 1 Imbokodo, the corruption crusader... Zuma’s nightmare. The only Public Protector I recognise!
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1 year
@VusBiyel Never have, never will. Wena? Are you a regular lodger there?
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8 months
President Mandela lifted 1 World Cup trophy. President Mbeki lifted 1 World Cup trophy. President Atul no trophy, of course. President Ramaphosa has lifted 11 already & is set to lift the 2nd and make history. This president is truly special 😊 #RSA #Springboks #RWC2023
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When we say Atul Gupta was the pseudo-SA President during the 9 wasted Zuma years, we’re being told about the ‘Stellenbosch wine farms’. RET forces are truly pathetic and hopeless! #StateCapture Norma
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1 year
Whoever has an issue with Phophi Ramathuba's video needs to cancel their medical aid and consider using public hospitals. Those without, should stop complaining about shabby treatment in govt hospt. Period.
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1 year
No "We See You" looting ambassador in court to support Mbuso Moloi. Not even a tweet from the Nkandla headquarters.. Just a man reaping what he sowed
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The only President seriously fighting and winning the war against graft and corruption🙌🏽 The indefatigable @CyrilRamaphosa #ANewANC #ANCNEC #Renew
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3 years
“Miss Mngoma does not have a laptop. She has a MacBook” - Malusi Gigaba
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3 years
@Julius_S_Malema Help me locate Gogos who lost their pension money in the VBS looting. Gogo for Gogo.
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Xolani Khumalo is a citizen of this country and is entitled to police protection. He's more valuable to society than Bheki Cele can ever b #Sizokuthola #womensday2023
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To think my gogo took these deadly vaccine shots! Nka loma Pfizer😬 Duma Sonia Samkelo Nandos Sales House Mantashe Arthur Mafokate
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Xolani is our latter-day Nelson Mandela, the man with the interest of the youth & future of 🇿🇦 at heart, the man prepared to risk his life for the liberation of black South Africans from the scourge of drugs, an IDEAL for which he's prepared to die!✊🏾 #HandsOffXolani #Sizokthola
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1 year
@GesusIscariot Why is she in court?
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Boom! The mastermind is finally unmasked. I still maintained that these accused are guilty and they need to tell us who sent them. Who paid them. Will Kelly Khumalo sing? #SenzoMeyiwaTrial
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10 months
@Mo_Magoda Naaah, they're just cowards with no testicular fortitude, leaving poor women to fight the regime while they're cocooned in SA.
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3 years
What's not being said about the sale of Bloemfontein Celtic is that football clubs in the Free State don't enjoy Toyota sponsorship like the Cheetahs Rugby do.Yet they make millions in Quantums sale from black taxi owners, just like they do from farmers’ bakkies. #MaMkhize #PSL
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Interesting how Dali Mpofu's fragile ego gets bruised when snide remarks are fired at him but it's all fun and games when given the taste of his own dry sarcasm medicine. Thuli Madonsela Mkhwebane
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Like father like daughter. Skelms these ones. Don't be fooled by the warm embrace and smiles. They'll skin you alive faster then Nandipha’s receding hairline. #NandiphaMagudumana #ThaboBester
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@tndaba Where's this one?👇🏽
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3 years
What's stopping SA Whites from learning venac... Aren't they Africans, after all?😅🤷🏽‍♀️ Follow for relatable videos🔥 Dolly Ngizwe #Amakhosi4Life
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3 years
When 25-year-olds are called MKVA members. A clown soldier seeking relevance 😅🤣 Samkele Zuma
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2 years
It's very interesting how South Africans are more fascinated by elections than the actual reasons for these elective conferences. Just look at how the “R15m Komani Stadium” spectators are suddenly in high spirits. Not even a demand for accountability. #ANCEC Mabuyane Madikizela
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Chriselda Lewis went AWOL when the #Krugersdorprape story broke last week. She's running around so as not miss piece of action seeing the story is gaining momentum. No xenophobia element to angle her story.
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9 months
@BDliveSA Why do they even need the courts for permission to cut power whereas defaulting ordinary SA citizens and govt institutions just have their electricity cut off at the whim?
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3 years
The Lionel, the Messi & the Greatest of All Time. Hail the king!
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1 year
@TheTruthPanther Black cops sold their dignity to the drug dealers long ago when they got on their payroll. They can't be taken seriously anymore.
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2 years
Just turned on the tv to learn ex-President Atul Gupta has been Arrested. I've never been this devastated. Where's Duduzane when I need a shoulder to crayon🥺
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3 years
Honourable President Cyril Ramaphosa appeared at the #StateCapture inquiry alone today. Went in there & answered questions without a “chihuahua” advocate alongside him. No ‘I'm sick, no I don't have taxi fare, no uzo ngi kwatela ‘uAtul Gupta’
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They say Trevor Noah used to make jokes about Jacob Zuma, but laughs with President Cyril Ramaphosa. The only difference is Ramaphosa is not a joke😅😂
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3 years
It’d have been foolhardy of Cyril Ramaphosa to get himself fired and let Atul Gupta continue his presidency beyond the 9 wasted years. Ramaphosa deserves a Nobel prize-sque for pulling SA from the jaws of Atul Zuma and his pack of corrupt wolves. SA owes him a debt of gratitude!
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3 years
@EnclairMbal They take the boardroom to the bedroom.
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@RSASIU The so-called "hard working" public figures and celebrities. You should listen to them giving motivational talks, telling those without the right "connections" how hard work pays off.
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The Real Public Protector🙌🏾👏🏽🙌🏾 Not some people who waste taxpayers' money & time in the courts. Phakama PP Kholeka Gcaleka, ixesha lifikile to restore the dignity and image of the @PublicProtector office!
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Summary of Malema What's worse, there are grown-up men who worship the ground he walks on. #Hailstorm Ermelo
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3 years
Atul Zuma’s ANN7 would have broken the cabinet reshuffle story ages ago!
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2 years
“Journalists collect news from twitter, run to the community and shove mics in people's faces for comments for their one-sided stories. It's no longer about gathering facts but about chasing sensational headlines” - Penny Lebyane #PutSouthAficansFirst Pimville
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Lindiwe Sisulu is nearly 70. Retirement age is 65 in RSA. She should view her exit in a positive light. Se kwanele. Time to go play with grandkids and attend societe sa bakekolo le merapelo ya labone. #cabinetreshuffle
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The President is speaking to the nation. Be a good citizen and listen. #20h30 @CyrilRamaphosa
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Jobs must be reserved for South Africans! So says the ANC government. Lerato Zimbabweans Mbalula
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3 years
Good morning, Mr President @CyrilRamaphosa We wish you a productive day as you strive to pull SA from financial ruin. As usual, a few attention-seekers will attempt to distract you with silly tweets. But don't worry, we’ll attend to them as you focus on important issues. Ndaah!👋🏾
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@ntsikimazwai You clearly haven't traveled the continent, Sisi. Go try that nonsense in any of the African countries. This illusion of 'One Africa, Africa for Africans' will fade as quickly as Matinyarare's hairline.
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Abuse against women and kids must end. What do you call this, Kaizer Chiefs? Is this the love and peace you promise? Jessica Motaung Pirates
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@DZumaSambudla Nah, Sis. It's the end for Zuma. You tried with your contradictory twitter campaigns to rehabilitate your father's image. You really did. But you've failed. Move on. The country owes Jacob zilch.
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@kokosi1 @D_Bhekza @Nuscher_M Well, not in SA. But haai, the security guard resembles “Mabena” 😅🤣
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@Miz_Ruraltarain Ngizwe's utterances might be bordering on tribalism. But if one leaves out the tribal part out, what he said about the populist Malema is true. Julius cares for no one but his personal interests. Time will tell.
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@News24 @News24_Business I'm really starting to believe this Eskom crisis was manufactured. The idea has always been to get citizens to a point of desperation so we can accept anything comrades propose as a solution to keep lights on, even if it means Comrades pocket cash from side deals with the Chinese
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3 years
@iamcalvincarter @DumDiesel Do they want new faces where you work?
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@DZumaSambudla @PresJGZuma Contempt of Court. Repeat after me: Contempt of court Contempt of court Contempt of court Contempt of court Contempt of court... Hamba ke, uqubeke kanjalo like a grade 1 pupil 🎼
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2 years
Aaron Motsoaledi is the only minister I recognise in the SA cabinet. Remove Thulas Nxesi
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3 years
President Thabo Mbeki is on the podium talking about the so-called two centres of power, Mr 10 percent, among others. Erudite, edifying and very profound. No dancing, no singing like some ex-presidents. Just talking sense.
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2 years
@MbuyiseniNdlozi Any statement yet from the EFF on this “tragic” incident? A march to the Oscars offices perhaps?🤔
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@ChrisExcel102 @Malemela94 I blame the concrete jungle where her dreams weren't made. Now there's nothing she can do...eKaya.
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@princessLopie Consider yourself fortunate. Sadly it's not the same for some of us🙈😅
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Indefatigable! @RediTlhabi , we stand, we’re Redi💪🏾
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They should have left one of Bushiri beamers for Mboro #Amabishop
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Nothing beats experience. Nothing!😅😃🤣 Follow me for relatable videos🔥 Kenny Kunene Malema
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