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A lesson in PR bullshit and media manipulation, by Roc Nation and their bought puppets. Shamelessly aided and abetted by Andy Burnham’s @gmpolice (no wonder they’re plunged into special measures 🙄):
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Early arrivals
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This Is Anfield:
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Breaking: Utd fans protesting against the Glazers have blocked both entrances to Carrington
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First team pitch:
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Rashford peering out his window at the chaos outside. Some protesters still corralled by the Lowry front entrance.
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BREAKING: Ed Woodward is set to announce that MUFC will abandon all football activity, allowing the club to fully focus on its core marketing business. "On-pitch activities have become an unneccessary distraction, and detract from the brand," he says. (Further details to follow.)
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Looks like he wants everyone to do it all again 🤔 Are we all up for Round Two?
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Avram Glazer, part of the family that owns Manchester United, was questioned by Sky News' US correspondent @sallylockwood . Read more here:
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Only Manc to win both the World Cup and European Cup:
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Marvellous!
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There’s been a meeting and it’s been decided that you can play today lads @ManUtd
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Ask your captain if he's still got his Suarez t-shirt 🙄
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Trent Alexander-Arnold
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Unity is strength #BlackLivesMatter
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"Revolution is impossible until it becomes inevitable" Help ensure the impossible. Don't sit around waiting for someone to lead a protest for you, lead your own. Utd vs Liverpool. Sunday 2nd May, from 12pm. Get yourself out. Whatever it takes 💪
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Marvellous!
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Liverpool fans' banner from April 2007, the weekend after Utd were in Rome. One to save pending events this Wednesday night, and the inevitable Scouse whinging and wailing.
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Breaking news: UK govt considering ordering a suspendsion of all large gatherings, which will lead to cancellation of numerous PL games. Manchester City will be allowed to play as normal.
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Could it happen again? It’s happening...
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Protesters at Utd’s hotel have broken out of the police cordon. Front and back entrances are currently blocked off. Players are looking on from the upstairs windows.
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The one and only:
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Longest unbeaten runs Arsenal's 'Invincibles' 2003/4: 20 games, 1 trophy Liverpool's Vincibles 2019/20: 19 games, 0 trophies United's Treble winners 1998/99: 33 games, 3 trophies
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@henrywinter Those "principles" in full:
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Big semi-final match for City tonight. Their ticket office has been ringing round Mcr schools today offering them 100 tickets each for the game. Free of charge. Just accept it Blues: no-one's interested.
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Do the Glazers not have a helicopter?
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"I'm not prejudiced but if a coon moved in next door, I'd move, like most white people would. If my daughter came home with a nigger, I'd go mad. But I'm only being truthful and normal." RIP @LFC legend Tommy Smith (direct quote from pg 134 of Out Of His Skin).
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#mufc team news - Dave (from Salford), Aaron (From Gorton), Victor (72 year old from Sale), Harry (From Stretford), Luke (Harry's brother), Paul (From eccles), Bruno (Paul's dog), Fred (local butcher), Marcus (11 year old), James (7 year old with school tomorrow), Eddie's son.
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‘Invincibles’ who lost 6 times that season 🙄 Utd lost only 4 times in 1998/99, got through CL group that only had 1 guaranteed qualifying spot, in semis beat team who’d been in 3 finals on bounce, and in FA Cup beat every finalist from previous 3 years.
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Mark Ogden
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Liverpool's failed unbeaten title bid shows brilliance of Arsenal 'Invincibles' — maybe it’s time to remember just how good they were
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@WayneRooney Sue them then. Unfortunately, there wouldn't appear to be much mileage in that when you've fucked more grannies than a cold winter.
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Combined cost of Liverpool squad today: £400m Combined cost of Utd squad today (all bar De Gea & Jones signed on Woodward’s watch): £462m Bigger cost for pretty much half the points tally. And those totals don’t even factor in the disparity in wages...
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"As far as i'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating." @ManCity
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Now is not the time for collaboration, nor distraction by a dollop of word soup from Joel Glazer. They’re flapping and desperate. No mercy Reds 💪💪💪
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A very happy Treble Day one and all!
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The one, the only:
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Utd still unable to leave
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The one, the only. Accept no (pale blue) imitations.
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1961: Berlin Wall 2021: Munich Wall
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No right-thinking Utd fan can condone the attack on Woodward’s home last night. Why they didn’t wait to ensure he was in is disgraceful. Those responsible should be ashamed of themselves.
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That w @nker Hancock with another name-check for Burberry (has he got shares in them?), as well as special mentions for Rolls Royce, McLaren, Ineos and Diageo. Good to hear they're all getting cushy govt orders. Coincidentally all 5 are experts in UK tax avoidance.
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We are (semi) reliably informed that the security operation for Tues and Thurs has cost at least £1 million. Who has more stamina for the fight ‘Joel’ 🤔
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Still got it 😎
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Joel Glazer said much the same in July 2005. 16 years later, this is the first time he’s bothered with any form of communication. Fck him, and fck his grasping family. 13/05/21 - TO PLAY IS TO FAIL
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Meanwhile, at Spurs:
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Not many come out of this well. And the less said about @Mike_Phelan_1 the better 🙈
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Breaking news: Ed Woodward’s masterplan to turn Utd around - he’s set to sack Solskjaer as manager and reappoint him as interim boss.
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Matchball retrieved from OT has made it to the Chapel St stand-off
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Football’s Martin Luther King has finally spoken:
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Six seasons after Liverpool's last title, they'd descended into a team of Spice Boy wankers interested only in their image and having a good time. Oh how we laughed at them:
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Pogba: "Happy birthday my g @JesseLingard still crazy nothing change 😂🤦🏾‍♂️😜" [Ig] #MUFC
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We recently looked at the ludicrous @FullTimeDEVILS , which pretends to be a fan-run entity when it's a construct of @rtlgroup 's Freemantle Media. Below we'll delve into the equally fake @UnitedStandMUFC
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Hang on a min! A lot of the 'fan channels' are run by Big Media, hence divs are parachuted into roles whereby they know nothing about the club they supposedly 'support', cos it's a clickbait operation paid for by a multinational media corporation:
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OT forecourt earlier 💪
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😳 So that was the formation!
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It’s like watching a bunch of student actors playing the part of football fans going through their 37th take of a 15-hour shoot at 345am.
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Scenes...
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Oh dear!
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If there's one thing to be said for @ManCity , at least they only got themselves banned from Europe.
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Will this concussion he's suffering never end? 🤔
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Oh Karius 🙈
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@GNev2 It started with the Glazers getting Ferguson onside to do their public bidding about "no value in the market", spending 7 years not improving the squad cos of the debt burden. Ronaldo replaced by Obertan, Owen & Valencia FFS! There is a plan and it's to make as much dosh as poss.
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Well well well. Recent posts about Fan TV led to a few tip-offs and the whole cynical, sordid, money-obsessed, actor-led, venture-capitalist-funded network behind @UnitedStandMUFC and @FullTimeDEVILS becomes clear. Full details below, original thread here:
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Note that despite their clear links, they foment a faux rivalry to try and gain further exposure, yet the modus operandi/USP of each is essentially the same: shouty lowest common denominator, Jeremy Kyle-esque exploitation of over-excited braindead morons.
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2 different sources close to Utd's commercial dept have contacted RI in recent weeks, both saying how "toxic" a place it is. Between them they cited 5 different headline sponsors furious with Richard Arnold, believing they've been sold a dud & claiming they get little-to-no ROI.
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Buenos Aires today:
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Breaking news: UEFA abandon FFP investigation after banner is placed in park near Bury.
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Breaking news: before today's game @LFC will honour the passing of club legend Tommy Smith with a minute's monkey noises.
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Haha, you couldn't make it up: The singing section at OT called the Glazers and Wward a few names the other week but now refuse to support a visible protest against them by walking out against Wolves cos they don't want to upset the club. Good little choirboys, well done👍
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The Fresh Princes of Bell End have attempted to hit back at their critics, with 'cryptic' insta posts that supposedly indicate the percentage of active footballers in England who make it as PL professionals:
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Napoli's Twitter called on fans: "At 19:45 CET today, we want to get Naples singing! Get out on your balconies or open your windows wide and sing Un Giorno All’Improvviso...!" The result:
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Of course, Utd's squad always used to prepare at OT, with a pre-match meal in a room in the Main Stand. But the Glazers started using that for lucrative pre-match hospitality packages instead, so the team ended up off-site. Another example of the commercial tail wagging the dog.
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VAR's had a bit of a slagging thus far but good to see it was able to step up when it was really needed 👍 And in the most brilliantly entertaining manner imaginable 😂
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Breaking news: Paul Pogba confirms he’s been in self-isolation since August.
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Haha. Head home to bed you silly goons.
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Rob Dawson
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Man City team bus arriving at the Etihad Stadium. One win away from the title. Chelsea in the way.
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Come off it Simon. Utd fans have been singing that about the Glazers for 16 years - are we supposed to believe it's a coincidence you and others are suddenly outraged by it the very week Woodward has appointed @neilashton_ to stem criticism of him?
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Simon Stone
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Ed Woodward wasn't at Old Trafford last night to hear the songs about him, which is a good thing. Criticism gone way too far. Situation re Solskjaer unchanged, so as you were. Pre-Watford/Tranmere press conference tomorrow morning.
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Today's the day Liverpool FC finally reach 26 years without a league title. Congratulations to all who have contributed to the achievement.
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Wenger: - when he took over Arsenal were 2nd most successful English side, now 3rd - when he took over it was 5 years since they'd won league, it's now 14 - when he took over it was 2 years since they'd won a cup in Europe, it's now 24 "This emperor would appear to be naked!"
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Fair play to Liverpool fans - they've spoken quite clearly in favour of Null+Void:
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Woodwardgate: New footage emerges #falseflag #stooges #fake #setup
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Wigan's 'explanation' should be: "Er, we won. And our fans celebrated. It's what proper supporters do when they aren't plastic, post-2008, bandwagon-jumping, corporate franchise whores."
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Manchester City to seek explanation from Wigan Athletic for pitch invasion @JamieJackson___
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Utd’s 1999 season: 4 defeats 3 trophies Liverpool’s 2020 ‘Invincibles’: 6 defeats 0 trophies 50,000 coronavirus infections Two great seasons 👍
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BREAKING NEWS: Rashford involved in training ground bust-up after Luke Shaw asked him once too often to spare some extra luncheon vouchers.
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Have they named the teams yet 🤔 Room 512, Bruno Fernandes! Room 327, Marcus Rashford!
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13/05/21 - to play is to fail 💪
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MUFC have had extra police + security at Carrington all morning, guarding both entrances. The 2 coaches from the Lowry last week have been making decoy runs from there and just turned up at the Lowry. Huge police presence already on John Gilbert Way at OT; chopper out over M32.
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Good to hear the singing section choirboys chanting "You can stick your fcking walkout up your @rse " Abusing the Glazers one game, abusing anti-Glazer protesters the next🤔What's changed? One poxy signing. Oh, plus a deal with Wward for choirboy numbers to increase next season
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So United players' Player of the Year is this lazy piece of shit. Says it all about that group of bluffers and frauds...
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Had to rewind this ‘effort’ level from Luke Shaw... He’s playing for MANCHESTER UNITED.
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The Glazer rats are having to turn Old Trafford into a prison. Huge water tanks brought in to provide extra-strong fencing. (Nothing a dart or two won’t sort out.) Note the giant fencing barriers across the forecourt too.
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So basically, what he's saying is that, even after £300m on transfers and the £15m p/a that buys his managerial genius, he can't actually make any real difference to how a club does in Europe:
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Lol at Mourinho
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As promised, a further update on fancams, their links to established media such as TalkSport, the connivance of supposedly 'proper' journalists in their cretinous output, and the involvement of grasping members of football's Twatocracy...
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Plenty more to come tomorrow on the murky web of Fancam World, including how Talksport fits in, and the unsurprising involvement of a number of the Usual Suspects of football's Twatocracy.
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