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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 years

Wore a turtleneck today, the first couple of hours were ok but now that I’m 3 hours in, the urge to offer financial advice is getting a bit much

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 month

Nice big area where a mosque could be built 👍🏽

RadioGenoa

@RadioGenoa

1 month

This is Poland. What do you notice?

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 months

May Allah ﷻ destroy your internet connection

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 months

Guy’s acting like they got up in the middle of a lesson to pray. They’re literally praying during their lunch break in their own time. Stupid donkey 😂

Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧

@TRobinsonNewEra

2 months

"New normal" classroom activities in the UK.

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@RamzanNumberTwo

7 months

What a stupid thing to say. He should just stick to telling his roadman stories

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@nuejaebs

7 months

I don’t think he’s clocked what ppl mean by Free Palestine

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@RamzanNumberTwo

6 months

96% of the population in Uzbekistan is Muslim, why are they restricting Muslims from growing beards? Wth

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@doamuslims

6 months

🚨 “They Are Forcing Me To Shave My Beard” / Uzbek Police Inspect Muslim Worshippers In Mosque The Uzbek police routinely inspect mosques to make sure Muslim men are not growing their beards. There have been many reports in recent years of police targeting practising Muslim…

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@RamzanNumberTwo

8 months

I drove over a bigger pothole than this in Cheetham Hill an hour ago 🙄

Yoni Michanie

@YoniMichanie

8 months

Last night, a Hamas rocket landed in the courtyard of a kindergarten in the city of Sderot. But since its an Israeli kindergarten, it's not a war crime. Did I get that right?

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 months

I tell Arabs that they look Pakistani

Ikra

@ikra_jx

2 months

You pakis who get gassed when told you don’t look Pakistani are an embarrassment to us all

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Do you know how hard I prayed for a Morocco win in the mosque today? Tears were streaming down my face. The imam even came up to me to see if I was ok

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Lived peacefully in Leicester until he tried running civilians over in his car

Ashlea Simon

@AshleaSimonBF

2 years

The face of a #Hindu man who along with his family has lived peacefully in Leicester for decades. The police are allowing this to happen. Where is the justice for this man, where are the marches to protect the Hindu community? #Leicester #BREAKING #britainfirst

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 months

Prayed Eid salah and the guy next to me went into sajdah after the first takbeer 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Her arrow didn’t miss its target 🫡

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@Yip33kiyay

1 year

I made Tahajjud every Fkn night for a whole year for Allah to bring this girl closer to me but now she's getting married to someone else. I thought Dua at Tahajjud was like an arrow that doesn't miss it's target. After this I'm never making Tahajjud ever again. I've lost hope

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Yo someone tell that girl. It’s a Bengali guy in a Moroccan thobe

🇬🇧 National Housing Party U.K. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@NHPUKOfficial

1 year

At the moment you will see thousands of men dressed like this walking around in London, Birmingham, Leicester, Bradford, Luton, Glasgow, Cardiff, & every other city in the U.K. How does it make you feel?

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Alhamdulillah, I somehow made it home in one piece omds the amount of women chasing me to my car asking me to be their valentine was absurd. One even jumped on my bonnet and held on until I turned into a side street quite rigorously

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Guys will tweet “MAGHRIBBBB” when Morocco score but won’t pray their salah at its stipulated time. You worried about the wrong Maghrib 😔

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@RamzanNumberTwo

11 months

😂😂😂 I literally did avoid all of that, and so did everyone I know. If you do fall into that stuff, it says more about you than it does about any university tbh. It’s completely up to you where you decide to spend time outside of lectures/seminars

stepfree

@aimgoodnevamiss

11 months

university is like a whorehouse. full of zina, music, drugs, parties, etc. and wallahi, anyone who says otherwise is a filthy liar. i swear by Allah you are a LIAR if you say otherwise. even if you avoid these, which most dont, you can never escape the freemixing which is haram.

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@RamzanNumberTwo

8 months

Looks like her own family didn’t attend 😂 lizard prick

جنید

@abrownlad

8 months

Suella Braverman’s wedding photo. The mean age of the guests is 58, I can’t see any friends of her age group…that’s because nobody likes her. Explains why she’s so miserable.

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@RamzanNumberTwo

6 months

There is a third way. Girls love it when you approach them in real life. Especially when you honk your horn at them and lower your window and shout “kasmeh you’re a proper pataka you” from your car. Tried and tested method

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@HQ960

6 months

On a serious note How does a man either approach irl or online a girl and do it the halal way bcs my way of thinking is this If I ask for ur dad’s off the bat, u gonna think I’m a creep since idk u at all If I don’t, ur gonna think I’m tryna waste time and go the haram route

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

The arrows make total sense. I remember when I was driving up to Accrington once, my car just started flying on the motorway because the Earth isn’t flat

Mahyar Tousi

@MahyarTousi

2 years

In case you didn’t know, there is a massively obvious flaw with the Islamic prayer… Unless you’re near Mecca, it doesn’t matter which way you face while praying. Because you won’t be facing Mecca lol It could ONLY work if… the earth was flat 🙈

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

😂😂😂 Amir Khan could retire, eat 5 rotiya in one sitting 3 times a day for the next 15 years, show up blazed and with no training knock you out within a round. Don’t be silly

Lippy

@LickshotLippy

2 years

Most of us could fuck up Amir Khan still, he’s mash

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

I ordered a Manchester United away shirt off DHgate and they sent me an Arsenal shirt 😂😂😂

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 month

One leg out of the razai temperature this

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2 years

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@RamzanNumberTwo

5 months

Lewis Hamilton in his Ferrari until the engine blows up on lap 4:

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@RamzanNumberTwo

6 months

Today’s the only day I can tweet this 😭

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@RamzanNumberTwo

6 months

He saw a Moroccan living in Holland and didn’t stop to think maybe he’s dabbled in a bit of kickboxing 😂

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Namza: prayed Homies: hugged Cow: dead Eid: Mubarak ❤️

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Manchester Super Store, Longsight

Hi! Buff Gigas Please?

@BuffGigas

2 years

Which real life locations do you want to see as a Tekken stage?

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Had a haircut today. One woman legit knocked another woman out cold right outside the barbers just so she could get a good look at the trim, another woman rolled down her window and called me a pataka. It was so scary, I’m still shaking

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 month

Fury’s body is in Riyadh but his head is doing tawaf

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Good stuff. People always say those who come to the west should embrace the culture and way of living, when they visit a Muslim majority country, they should be expected to do the same.

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@RamzanNumberTwo

4 months

What a disgusting lizard she is man

MintPress News

@MintPressNews

4 months

Suella Braverman banned a Palestinian student refugee from the UK It has emerged that, at the direction of Suella Braverman, the UK Home Office denied a visa to Palestinian refugee Amena El Ashkar, who was granted a full scholarship at the London School of Economics, on the…

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@RamzanNumberTwo

8 months

I know he didn’t write this but I rate Amir Khan for not being a shitbag when everyone else is scared of losing money/sponsorships

Amir Khan

@amirkingkhan

8 months

My entire career, my aim was to become a champion and use my fame and influence to make a positive change in the world. I’ve never been scared to speak my mind and stand up for the down trodden. Recently when Ukraine was attacked by Russia, I personally flew to Poland to support…

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Men are voting for contestants on zina island SubhanAllah we used to die at war

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

One of my teachers told me about how his great grandmother traveled to Hajj by ship and how they had to pray the janaza of a few people on the way and on the way back too. Different times man

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@ThatEthiopian

1 year

Imagining how the Hajj pilgrimage would have looked like during the centuries before planes and electricity 🕋

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 years

He beat the Mirpuri allegations ffs

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 years

He still raced in Qatar, UAE, Russia, Azerbaijan, and Bahrain. Clearly he doesn’t care that much if he’s still willing to travel to these countries

Sky News

@SkyNews

3 years

Lewis Hamilton has admitted he does not 'feel comfortable' racing in Saudi Arabia and voiced his hope for F1 to 'apply pressure' to drive change. Read more here:

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 month

He’ll die after crashing his car whilst doing balloons and people will come to do afsos and say stuff like “Mura boo naik si”

Crime Net

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

2 months

Idiot puffs a balloon while driving

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@RamzanNumberTwo

9 months

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL they’re not gonna call you bro dw

Rohitashw Trivedi

@RohitashwT

9 months

Our forces should be on standby, If Israel calls…

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Zidane Iqbal is Mirpuri, Casemiro is Bengali, Fred is Gujarati. We’ve got so much South Asian representation at United now

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 months

It’s preferred for women to pray at home, but it’s also preferred to pray tahajjud individually. Why cause all this division over something that isn’t even necessary?

East London Mosque & London Muslim Centre

@elondonmosque

3 months

🕌 ELM Tahajjud Announcement Insha'Allah, we will be hosting Tahajjud prayers for brothers only, on each of the last ten nights of Ramadan starting from Saturday 30th March (i.e Sunday morning) ⏰ Tahajjud: 1.30am-2.30am 📲 Automate your donation here:

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Saw people arguing about Asians calling salah “namaz”, imagine someone tells them about the word “maseeti”😭

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@RamzanNumberTwo

4 months

May Allah ﷻ destroy your internet connection

Marriage In Islam

@Marriage_Islam

4 months

Picture yourself reciting the Quran, and you stumble over a word, saying "فهو" instead of "وهو." Then, you hear that sweet voice behind you correcting it with a gentle kiss on your cheek, saying "habeebaty, it is وهو." That moment of marrying a partner who is both religious,…

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

What a weirdo. Was your mum just exported here too?

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

I went uni and I avoided all of these things 🤷🏽‍♂️ never even sat next to a woman in lecture for 3 whole years 😂 benefits of only showering once ever 2 weeks wait what

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@RamzanNumberTwo

5 months

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Give a Pako some podcast equipment and you will bring shame upon your ethnicity

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Where is Gary Lineker with his massive ears now prick

Younis Tirawi | يونس

@ytirawi

1 year

Tens of Palestinians suffocated from Israeli tear gas in Alram, E Jerusalem. Israeli forces threw tear gas at Faisal Husseini fotball stadium while Balata FC was the playing the finale against Jerusalemitte Jablmokbr team The second half of the match was delayed indefinitely

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Why are they making it seem like he went to train with Ras al Ghul 😭

UF

@UtdFaithfuls

1 year

They laughed at us when Erik ten Hag sent Jadon Sancho to the mountains, now they're quiet. Keep the apologies coming, because Manchester United's young king is BACK! 👑❤️

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

@theomaramo LOOOOOOOOOOOL shut up man

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

People are getting the third jab but can’t see over their dashboard whilst driving. Mf you worried about the wrong booster

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Just saw a hijabi in the mosque car park, she came to me and said “Yo my slime I know you don’t really know mandem like that but I was wondering if I could purchase something still fam, just a bit of grub my drilla.” Idek what’s real and not real anymore

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@RamzanNumberTwo

5 months

So they’ve been wearing the same clothes for 9 months 😂

Israel ישראל

@Israel

5 months

Ilay, Ye'ela and Evyatar David were once three happy siblings. Now, Ilay and Ye'ela are two worried siblings, anxiously praying and waiting for their brother Evyatar (23) to be freed from captivity in Gaza. More than 100 days have passed since Evyatar was kidnapped from the…

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

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@YoungAdz1

1 year

PAKISTAN FT. CLAVISH OUT NOW 🔥

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

SubhanAllah, 3 women fainted as I walked past them on my short walk home from the barbers because of the sheer beauty radiating from my trim. If you are currently in Manchester, please be careful, it’s dangerous out here

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Our qurbani cow back home in the pind escaped 😭 same thing happened a couple years ago too fgs

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Prove it 👍🏽

𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻

@HaramainInfo

1 year

NEWS | The crescent moon has been sighted in Saudi Arabia. #EidAlFitr will be celebrated on Friday 21st April 2023. May Allah ﷻ accept our fasting, prayers and righteous deeds and allow us to reach many more Ramadans in good health. Aameen.

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 months

LOOOOOOOOL they actually do live in their own little bubble don’t they bloody hell

سعود

@zaudzarosh

3 months

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 years

Get a job and stop being weird on the internet imo

آل معلم

@Aal_Moalim

3 years

Everybody knows that intercourses during menses is forbidden but you can still do a lot Subhanallah!! You can still do a lot. Many women say: “Oh I’m on my cycle. See you in a week!” What’s going on???? I’m being honest! That’s a man. It’s not his fault. It’s from Allah

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 years

@suttobhai Recite surah Al- Waqi’ah before bed instead

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Guy’s in Madinah sharif and he’s still tweeting this stuff what an absolute turnip

The Sunnah Guy

@TheSunnahGuy

1 year

Genuine question for those females who say "I don't wear make up for men, I wear it for myself" If that's the case, then why don't you wear it to sleep?

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 months

MUSTAFA JAANE RAHMAT PE LAAKHON SALAAM

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@Whotfismick

2 months

What’s the first song you would play on this?

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7 months

He went from “Kasme I banged a guy out on the train with my mum’s cooking pot” to this fgs you lot gassed him up too much

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Not even funny. Can’t believe this guy has made a name for himself from making such shite content stupid prick

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@Maakaton

1 year

This is the funniest WILDEST reaction I've seen 😭😂😂😂

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 month

The person who owns this shop is literally a tabarruj merchant

Fardeem

@FardeemM

1 month

Spotted on devon ave. This is nuts

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Proper creepy how often that side of Twitter uses the word “fertility” in their weird “women shouldn’t get educated” tweets

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

What’s wrongg

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@hvbbvt

1 year

If I kms its on all of you

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@RamzanNumberTwo

5 months

Guy came to the UK for a spiritually uplifting experience and to rizz up the toilet man 😂😂😂 this poopoo cult is so jokes man

Razi

@StudentOfAhmad

5 months

This is so beautiful Ma sha Allah A humble brother beautifully mentions his love for Khilafat! Via MTA News

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 months

Certain groups always claim to have seen “Barelvi” masajid put a chair out because we apparently “believe the Prophet ﷺ is physically present” in our gatherings, but I’ve never seen this happen. That nabidh must be hitting because they’re seeing things

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Elijah Muhammad was a kafir, a dirty little r*pist and a nonce. Islam is free from him and his ideologies. Hth

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@TinyMuslimah

1 year

Ok, and? I’m a Black Muslim woman who researches Black US Islam professionally. Elijah Muhammad is one of the most historically significant figures. But y’all racists actually think this is a gotcha. You don’t know me. Go play in somebody else’s face.

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

41 surah yaseen son or £3000 Namjoon daughter

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@RamzanNumberTwo

6 months

That hafiz who has memorised the Qur’an and leads taraweeh actually sells drugs to young children and has murdered 13 people but that guy on the tl who bought anonymous brownies for 26 different women wakes up for tahajjud every night and helps old ladies cross the road 💯

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@RamzanNumberTwo

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had to block a guy I’ve been friends with for a while because I said we’d go watch Manchester United vs Villa together as FRIENDS which I made clear to him he then started moving weird an said “are you gonna cuddle me if Coutinho scores” Bro firstly It’s football secondly WTF?

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Thobe wife 🤝 Abaya husband

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

The mum man marking her son:

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 months

Train your body to be comfortable with 1 bowel movement per week, the time you save will allow you to move mountains.

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@RamzanNumberTwo

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@rumpssss

1 year

Beefing me on road and expecting me not to hop out the whip is crazyy

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@RamzanNumberTwo

7 months

No one’s reading all that. Do1 you kutti

Suella Braverman

@SuellaBraverman

7 months

My letter to the Prime Minister

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@RamzanNumberTwo

11 months

Is this one of those UK beast things

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@RamzanNumberTwo

5 months

Ignore this guy, he knows nothing about Sufism. From Salahuddin al Ayyubi (Qadiri) to Shaykh Abdul Qadir al Jazairi (another Qadiri) to Imam Shamil (Naqshbandi) RadiAllahu Anhum, the people of tasawwuf were never and will never be pacifists.

Mosab Hassan Yousef

@MosabHasanYOSEF

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A Muslim integration from Islam to Sufism is needed. Sufism is the counterforce to political Islam, the peaceful and moderate alternative. Sufism is not concerned with conquering the "external world", but rather mastering the inner world. A gift to the world. Sufism is not…

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@RamzanNumberTwo

11 months

I am gone hahahaahahahahahah

Carpe Diem

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3 years

Sorry, I’m upstairs, I’ll try to be quiet.

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 months

All of these Andrew Tate madhab followers are absolute weirdos. Dunno how you can be above the age of 12 and take these lot seriously

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 years

Looks pretty vadda to me

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@pashmk

3 years

Nikkah cake from the weekend 🌸

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

People who wear outside clothes to bed are behind every catastrophe on the face of this Earth

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

Also, she likes porridge that isn’t too hot nor too cold

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@uxm_21

1 year

My friends given me 52 weeks to find her a husband and these are the requirements 😂😂

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@RamzanNumberTwo

1 year

“Shit, we lost. Now I have to drive my Toyota Yaris for a week 😔”

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@MailSport

1 year

Marcus Rashford spotted out shopping in his £280k McLaren, two days after Man United's 7-0 mauling

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

What did I do 😭

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@RamzanNumberTwo

3 months

That girl who went to suhoorfest and ate parathe with non mahrams recites a full Qur’an between Fajr and Dhuhr every day and gives 90% of her yearly earnings to charity but that other girl who posts Islamic remiders on Twitter, vapes in the car park whilst taraweeh is going on

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

Neice is in the pind for the first time ever and she sent me this ffs

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 years

People will post a picture of bare Arabic books and caption it “I need a library like this 😍” but they got a U in GCSE English and don’t know any Arabic aside from the word “habibi”

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@RamzanNumberTwo

2 months

4D chess 🧠

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