Concrete Farmer ๐ ๐ฉ๐พโ๐พ
Special Ed ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ซ
Coffee Addictโ
A Ndebele Hun ๐ค๐๐โค๐โค๐๐๐ค
Retired Arsenal and Orlando Pirates fan because no man, no ๐
@UsisThandi
@WhyUfikelate
Ewwwu. Someone please notify Oxford dictionary to add new meaning to the word "respect". It is also the synonym to thr word "betrayal".
Few weeks ago y'all said this mother was toxic when she fetched her underage child from groove.
Today you're asking "Where are the parents?" after children died at Enyobeni tavern. Nifunani?
My former colleague asked me why I named my son Thembisile because it is a girl's name. I reminded him that he lives in Thembisile Hani Municipality. He was confused. I asked him who's Thembisile Hani. Wathi "Angazi. Is it Chris Hani's wife?" ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐
Imisebenzi kaAngie ๐ฎ
My assistant and I received gifts from 1 of our student's parents. I went to brag to my other colleague and she was like "Oh wow, they bought you guys JC Le Roux!"
The JC Le Roux:
Being Ndebele in Joburg is something else yazi๐. You'll express gratitude by saying "Ngiyathokoza" and people will clap and bow bathi "๐๐พ๐๐พ Thokoza Gogo ๐๐พ๐๐พ"
@Tshi_Nakanyane
Some women die due to child birth, some have near death experiences but ke, men who are not affected by pregnancy and childbirth must go for counseling because witnessing a birth of their child is traumatic. Yoh ๐ฎ
@xoKiyomii
@spicebae_
I remember telling people at my son's birthday party not to post on SM. Guess, what? They did. I had to fetch people 1 by 1 to and tell them to take down pictures of my child.
People don't know how to act when they are over excited.
@_K_Matlou
People bore me. It's like they've never been in school before. We all had class clowns who only wanted to disrupt lessons and the "smart" kids who wanted to learn. Quiet kids who needed help attended extra classes. Anything for engagements๐ฎ
@King_Megacy
@Phislash
If we're both working, sure, please meet me halfway. If he's working and I'm just sitting at home, not cleaning/cooking doesn't make sense.
Ngisaba umjolo. I legit used to travel from MP to Johannesburg on Friday afternoon, and travel from JHB to MP on a Monday morning and still be on time for work at 07:30. Njani?๐คฃ
@shanghai805
@thisha_omuhle
Lol. You deliberately cross the line to get a reaction from your woman? Grow up! You know you left someone at home. What's stopping from calling and informing her that you're safe and the time you'll be home...and why you're away from home during ungodly hours? Dakiwe
@MphoMoalamedi
Whenever people comment and say she is their favorite tradwife, she responds by posting Lucky doing domestic chores and taking care of their children ๐ On some "Tradwife ke mang?"
@Ant_089
Fingerprints are only taken in movies. In real life, they ask you were the criminal went as if they informed you before fleeing the crime scene
@WinnieD_SA
@Thapz__
The responsible ones who just carry the burden of fixing everything while everyone else is living their best lives. May they be blessed ๐ ๐ โค
@Karabo_Mokgoko
They do that with bullets as well. They bury the victim with the bullet that killed them in their hands.
Their killers also tend to die by being shot. Live by the gun, die by the gun kinda vibe.
@moneyymaya
Stopped listening to his music since. Also this should be a lesson to women. Never let a man dictate what you should do with your body, especially reproductive health (from contraceptives to abortions)
@TeeeCee
Kuthiwa the child is traumatized and she might end up committing suicide. There were threads and think pieces dragging this mom, talking about the damage she's doing by fetching her child. It was a busy day on these streets
My current school has nurses, a psychologist, a social worker and therapists (speech and OT). They are available everyday.
My previous school had 1 psychologist, social worker and 2 nurses. They came only once a year ๐๐
Both are government schools.
@Am_Blujay
I miss her ๐ฅบ I can't believe she made an effort to communicate via TL, DMs, face to face consultation, be a mom, wife, friend, doctor, influencer and everything else in between. She was a super human
Thembinkosi had 4 baby mamas and somehow Natasha thought she was not going to end up as a baby mama but wife.
Le sure basadi ba right kamo di brainsing ๐ง ๐คฃ
@itu_nadia
Scary๐๐๐ And who is the guy he was talking to? Why did he let him out of his sight after he confessed to murdering his girlfriend??? I have so many questions.
And the teacher must go to jail. How many more children is he taking advantage of?๐ณ
@MashotoKomane
@Bonisile_RMS
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ He got tired an moved on to the next task. Now imagine if the toddler's parents stood and ran around church, chasing a toddlersaraus high on milk. Let toddlers be.
@KgosiLetlojane
@nonitheotiginal
I can't believe people think it's weird. But one thing I know for sure is that people here will say one thing but do differently in real life. Bazifunela amalikes and retweets nje
@Lelona_Rooted
BSc is not a professional qualification. People need to do thorough research before doing an academic qualification. An undergrad BSc will most likely make you stay home after graduation.
It doesn't matter how the husband dies, their widows will always be blamed.
Dumi was hijacked, Simphiwe was blamed.
Ricky took his life, Bianca is being blamed.
Just to mention a few...
The abuse black widows face is heartbreaking.
Slik Talk asks a difficult question regarding the death of Riky Rick ๐ณ
"Where was Bianca in all of these?, I am sorry but I have to ask the question." ๐ฌ
MacG โข Trevor โข Thembinkosi Lorch โข Ben 10 โข Rupert
I'm trying to figure out how I could have written this without making my colleague seem bitter. ๐ค
She doesn't drink and isn't familiar with alcohol brands. She saw the bottle shape and thought "JC Le Roux". Nothing sinister.
@tsakihyp
My ex colleague had the same baby twice. He lost his daughter when she was 5. A later, he had another daughter who was exactly like the 1st one; looks, personality, favorite food, favorite cartoons...everything.
@lindz_malindz
Teacher to teacher
Young girls have always had crushes on their male teachers. The emotional changes of puberty can start as early as 9 (showing interest in boys) It's best you set boundaries. Don't hug your students. Don't even touch them. It's easy to get in trouble.
Y'all need to peep
@Frobabies
Instagram. They've posted like 3 more videos of young Black girls getting shunned at
@SesamePlace
just like in the original video smh.
@KuhlezaK
"Sorry for the loss of your loved one. Now when am I getting a gift for my wedding you weren't worthy to attend?"
Where do you meet these selfish people?
@MphoMoalamedi
Uzabezwa bathi "Chris Rock was right. Only dogs, children and women are loved unconditionally". Then they unravel and say a whole lot of nothing, sprinkling the word "King" here and there. ๐ That time isizungu is showing them flames.
@kundizee
Manje I feel like I should go back to teaching LO. Knowing a difference between an academic qualification and professional qualification is very important.
But it also depends on the BSc.
Konje a taxi driver once gave me an aux cable to plug to my phone so I can listen to my favorite music. His facial expression still kill me when I think about it. He finally asked:
"Ukhule nabelungu neh?" ๐
@LAURANT58
@brownliquorbaby
"Try going to the doctor on weekends or 4PM"
My child wakes up vomiting and feverish on a Wednesday morning but I must take him to the doctor on weekends???
There is a fine line between investigating and being creepy. This is beyond creepy.
Perhaps you should use these skills to locate your fathers who went to buy bread and never came back.
@PholosoM_
I can't believe people have R80 000 lying around for someone they don't know. Medical aid would have been much cheaper. Much Much Much cheaper.
@MphoMoalamedi
After complimenting the length of my hair, omunye went as far as peeping inside the back of my t-shirt. Upon seeing my back being hairy, he said "mus wena ummandi"
I was 15
@nokwanda_luh
@misspee
Someone stole a picture of my abs and gave people diet advice and workout routines ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Sis, you forgot to block me ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@UrenmaG
@Busy_Bebi
@YarKafanchan
Today's fathers are hands-on and involved but they constantly get insulted on this very app for taking care of their children.
@_shwabade_
The last time I was in a taxi it was in 2020. The driver refused to take my money and asked me to kiss him instead. ๐ So far nothing snaaks has happened to me in an Uber.
@JustOneRedRose
@MusaKhawula
Not to mention his parents' scandals. He's old enough to read about his parents in the papers and on social media. From the rape allegations to Senzo's death. It can't be healthy for the child.