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@Ramaesela2011

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Concrete Farmer ๐Ÿšœ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŒพ Special Ed ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿซ Coffee Addictโ˜• A Ndebele Hun ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™โค๐Ÿ’šโค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›๐ŸคŽ Retired Arsenal and Orlando Pirates fan because no man, no ๐Ÿ˜•

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Sam Pam โ˜ 
1 year
Thursday mornings are for strong black coffee in tiny cups โ˜•
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@UsisThandi @WhyUfikelate Ewwwu. Someone please notify Oxford dictionary to add new meaning to the word "respect". It is also the synonym to thr word "betrayal".
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Few weeks ago y'all said this mother was toxic when she fetched her underage child from groove. Today you're asking "Where are the parents?" after children died at Enyobeni tavern. Nifunani?
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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My former colleague asked me why I named my son Thembisile because it is a girl's name. I reminded him that he lives in Thembisile Hani Municipality. He was confused. I asked him who's Thembisile Hani. Wathi "Angazi. Is it Chris Hani's wife?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” Imisebenzi kaAngie ๐Ÿšฎ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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Miss SA allowing married women to participate will never make sense. We have a Mrs SA peagent for married women mus. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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My assistant and I received gifts from 1 of our student's parents. I went to brag to my other colleague and she was like "Oh wow, they bought you guys JC Le Roux!" The JC Le Roux:
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@itu_nadia What's with murder-suicides these days?๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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Being Ndebele in Joburg is something else yazi๐Ÿ˜‚. You'll express gratitude by saying "Ngiyathokoza" and people will clap and bow bathi "๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Thokoza Gogo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ"
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@eNCA @anitah320 The cost of loving is too high.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Tshi_Nakanyane Some women die due to child birth, some have near death experiences but ke, men who are not affected by pregnancy and childbirth must go for counseling because witnessing a birth of their child is traumatic. Yoh ๐Ÿšฎ
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@Jabu_Macdonald @MusaKhawula This child is always in trouble at school
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@MphoMoalamedi Hate it when men become spineless and use their wives as scapegoats ๐Ÿšฎ
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@xoKiyomii @spicebae_ I remember telling people at my son's birthday party not to post on SM. Guess, what? They did. I had to fetch people 1 by 1 to and tell them to take down pictures of my child. People don't know how to act when they are over excited.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@NjayamJnr I'll be a party pooper and call this out as it is: sexual harassment
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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Konje it's Thursday. We're going to hear "the book this, the book that" the whole day. Jeso! Sifelani? #TheWifeShowmax
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@_K_Matlou People bore me. It's like they've never been in school before. We all had class clowns who only wanted to disrupt lessons and the "smart" kids who wanted to learn. Quiet kids who needed help attended extra classes. Anything for engagements๐Ÿšฎ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@FormerlyAwks I actually prefer her look than those loud LV prints. She looks like she smells good...and I know she does ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@King_Megacy @Phislash If we're both working, sure, please meet me halfway. If he's working and I'm just sitting at home, not cleaning/cooking doesn't make sense.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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Ngisaba umjolo. I legit used to travel from MP to Johannesburg on Friday afternoon, and travel from JHB to MP on a Monday morning and still be on time for work at 07:30. Njani?๐Ÿคฃ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@yonwaba_mzizi Say yes. Ask her what she needs, tell her to follow you and walk her out the door. Carry on with your shopping
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@shanghai805 @thisha_omuhle Lol. You deliberately cross the line to get a reaction from your woman? Grow up! You know you left someone at home. What's stopping from calling and informing her that you're safe and the time you'll be home...and why you're away from home during ungodly hours? Dakiwe
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@MphoMoalamedi Whenever people comment and say she is their favorite tradwife, she responds by posting Lucky doing domestic chores and taking care of their children ๐Ÿ˜‚ On some "Tradwife ke mang?"
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@DudlanaYena @ughramik "Akufani" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Year End Function with my fave
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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This #earthquake in the West Rand is a sign that we should vote the ANC out. They can't even deliver a stable environment ๐Ÿšฎ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Ant_089 Fingerprints are only taken in movies. In real life, they ask you were the criminal went as if they informed you before fleeing the crime scene
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@WinnieD_SA @Thapz__ The responsible ones who just carry the burden of fixing everything while everyone else is living their best lives. May they be blessed ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ™ โค
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@missfaithziqubu Ms - does not want to specify marital status ๐Ÿ™‚
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
2 years
@sphemkhize__ I hope this makes you feel better โค
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Mrd_drops A grade 9 learner pushed me against the wall because I told him not to sit with his friend during a test. I was pregnant...
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@scott_dlamuka Picture taken at the perfect time and perfect location. Genius
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Karabo_Mokgoko They do that with bullets as well. They bury the victim with the bullet that killed them in their hands. Their killers also tend to die by being shot. Live by the gun, die by the gun kinda vibe.
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@Mphahleleesq Does marathons? Never trust a man that runs when no one is chasing him ๐Ÿšฎ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@moneyymaya Stopped listening to his music since. Also this should be a lesson to women. Never let a man dictate what you should do with your body, especially reproductive health (from contraceptives to abortions)
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@TeeeCee Kuthiwa the child is traumatized and she might end up committing suicide. There were threads and think pieces dragging this mom, talking about the damage she's doing by fetching her child. It was a busy day on these streets
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@ThatgirlLee__ I still have mine. It only lasts for 30 minutes after being fully charged but I still love it ๐Ÿฅบ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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My current school has nurses, a psychologist, a social worker and therapists (speech and OT). They are available everyday. My previous school had 1 psychologist, social worker and 2 nurses. They came only once a year ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ’” Both are government schools.
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@tungzozias @Mo_Magoda Kid goes for swimming lessons but the pool remains covered regardless. Accidents can happen
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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What your boyfriend/husband is saying about the Nondumiso situation should be a wake up call for you. Don't ignore the red flags.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@NubianSen @LwandoScotch Vele I don't believe. Whoever wants to walk out will walk out. Shoes or no shoes.
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@Am_Blujay I miss her ๐Ÿฅบ I can't believe she made an effort to communicate via TL, DMs, face to face consultation, be a mom, wife, friend, doctor, influencer and everything else in between. She was a super human
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Thee_Cherri He snuck around when he made that child. He must continue sneaking around to spend time with it ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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Having your first child with someone who already has 4 is wild๐Ÿ˜ญ I need women to be stingy with their wombs
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Thembinkosi had 4 baby mamas and somehow Natasha thought she was not going to end up as a baby mama but wife. Le sure basadi ba right kamo di brainsing ๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿคฃ
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@dokter_phil Isn't this done across all African cultures in SA?
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@itu_nadia Scary๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” And who is the guy he was talking to? Why did he let him out of his sight after he confessed to murdering his girlfriend??? I have so many questions. And the teacher must go to jail. How many more children is he taking advantage of?๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@DeeRolaz Is he sleeping with you on the side? You know a little too much. Spill the tea
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@Siya_TshabalaIa @TheShadeRoom Nigeria: Naira 6000 ๐Ÿ˜‘
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@bee_tso That's disrespect. They weren't supposed to pay everything at on the same day...even if they had the money/cows.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Shasha_Sxolo @VusiMzobe Those rain boots ๐Ÿ˜ญ I've bought a total of 4 pairs this year. 1 for each season.
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@MashotoKomane @Bonisile_RMS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ He got tired an moved on to the next task. Now imagine if the toddler's parents stood and ran around church, chasing a toddlersaraus high on milk. Let toddlers be.
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@KgosiLetlojane @nonitheotiginal I can't believe people think it's weird. But one thing I know for sure is that people here will say one thing but do differently in real life. Bazifunela amalikes and retweets nje
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@Lelona_Rooted BSc is not a professional qualification. People need to do thorough research before doing an academic qualification. An undergrad BSc will most likely make you stay home after graduation.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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It doesn't matter how the husband dies, their widows will always be blamed. Dumi was hijacked, Simphiwe was blamed. Ricky took his life, Bianca is being blamed. Just to mention a few... The abuse black widows face is heartbreaking.
@ThisIsColbert
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Slik Talk asks a difficult question regarding the death of Riky Rick ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Where was Bianca in all of these?, I am sorry but I have to ask the question." ๐Ÿ˜ฌ MacG โ€ข Trevor โ€ข Thembinkosi Lorch โ€ข Ben 10 โ€ข Rupert
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@MphoMoalamedi I'd ask for a DNA test๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@naSkosana_ Everyday tweet at least 2 facts you found in the wrappers. Nathi sifuna ukwazi
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Sharlot_Loeto His business is abuse
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@OslinaM Especially as your 1st child ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@JoshuaDladla Why are men in the comments angry at this? Does the shoe fit, Cinderella?
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Qokani I can cut down and even eliminate everything except meat and diary ๐Ÿ˜ญ What is life without ice-cream and lamb chops?
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@SKHINDIZEEY @nonkanyisso Kids with good mannered parents don't go fist to fist with their teachers. Charity begins at home
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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I'm trying to figure out how I could have written this without making my colleague seem bitter. ๐Ÿค” She doesn't drink and isn't familiar with alcohol brands. She saw the bottle shape and thought "JC Le Roux". Nothing sinister.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@tsakihyp My ex colleague had the same baby twice. He lost his daughter when she was 5. A later, he had another daughter who was exactly like the 1st one; looks, personality, favorite food, favorite cartoons...everything.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@lindz_malindz Teacher to teacher Young girls have always had crushes on their male teachers. The emotional changes of puberty can start as early as 9 (showing interest in boys) It's best you set boundaries. Don't hug your students. Don't even touch them. It's easy to get in trouble.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@SesamePlace So this is a norm?
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Y'all need to peep @Frobabies Instagram. They've posted like 3 more videos of young Black girls getting shunned at @SesamePlace just like in the original video smh.
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@shanice_thusi I know the meat is salty...but in a good way.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@thapelo28137602 Since when are teachers allowed to do this?
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@KuhlezaK "Sorry for the loss of your loved one. Now when am I getting a gift for my wedding you weren't worthy to attend?" Where do you meet these selfish people?
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Austin66024122 @WhoGonnaCheck6 The lights are on but nobody is home๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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Punishing you for not using your father's surname meanwhile the said father wants nothing to do with you. ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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๐Ÿ’คZami Cele๐Ÿค
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What is ancestor math?
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@Victor16524690 @OnaNare @NandosSA I was looking for someone who knows chicken anatomy.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@MphoMoalamedi Uzabezwa bathi "Chris Rock was right. Only dogs, children and women are loved unconditionally". Then they unravel and say a whole lot of nothing, sprinkling the word "King" here and there. ๐Ÿ˜‚ That time isizungu is showing them flames.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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Connie is a very beautiful woman with a body to die for...who is trying to sabotage her?
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@BesterBhila @_LeratoMabuza Except, Gucci's story is true
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@MimiThobile Ama2000 and rushing izinto ezikude nabo๐Ÿ˜‘ Happy 19th birthday, Thobile
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@iviwe_mcobothi Isukile ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@kundizee Manje I feel like I should go back to teaching LO. Knowing a difference between an academic qualification and professional qualification is very important. But it also depends on the BSc.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Mandlebala @ItsTheReal_BizZ Changing stations are in changing rooms, not women's facilities. There are also family toilets.
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@tshepo_maphepha The entire lineage. Dogs and cats too
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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Konje a taxi driver once gave me an aux cable to plug to my phone so I can listen to my favorite music. His facial expression still kill me when I think about it. He finally asked: "Ukhule nabelungu neh?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@LAURANT58 @brownliquorbaby "Try going to the doctor on weekends or 4PM" My child wakes up vomiting and feverish on a Wednesday morning but I must take him to the doctor on weekends???
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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There is a fine line between investigating and being creepy. This is beyond creepy. Perhaps you should use these skills to locate your fathers who went to buy bread and never came back.
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My baby brother and his daughter Tarka whale watching with us in Plett #specialtimes with Granny Gay http://t.co/CGfzOb2J83
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@PholosoM_ I can't believe people have R80 000 lying around for someone they don't know. Medical aid would have been much cheaper. Much Much Much cheaper.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@MphoMoalamedi After complimenting the length of my hair, omunye went as far as peeping inside the back of my t-shirt. Upon seeing my back being hairy, he said "mus wena ummandi" I was 15
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@Lucian_E_Oor @IOL It was definitely going to someone else. I hope the king is living a soft life wherever he is
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@nokwanda_luh @misspee Someone stole a picture of my abs and gave people diet advice and workout routines ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Sis, you forgot to block me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@givvy_givven Leave Thickums alone. All he does is walk around on Tik Tok and occasionally show us random fruit
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@UrenmaG @Busy_Bebi @YarKafanchan Today's fathers are hands-on and involved but they constantly get insulted on this very app for taking care of their children.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@phelisa17 @TarotByBronx She went ahead and bought her daughter a wig afterwards ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ Classic abuser
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@KeituSeaketso Sportscene, H&M, Cotton On, Factorie, Nike, Adidas and Puma. Please don't even browse at that shop ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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@_shwabade_ The last time I was in a taxi it was in 2020. The driver refused to take my money and asked me to kiss him instead. ๐Ÿ™ƒ So far nothing snaaks has happened to me in an Uber.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@JustOneRedRose @MusaKhawula Not to mention his parents' scandals. He's old enough to read about his parents in the papers and on social media. From the rape allegations to Senzo's death. It can't be healthy for the child.
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@Gracelandfarmer Rugby requires stability and discipline. Family is important. That creates a good image.
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@MoloiNoks Wise choice on keeping quiet ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ Congratulations fellow nyumba with 2 handsome boys
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@shiluvankuna It's fun and games until you find yourself arguing with a 3 year old about the pronunciation of "Zebra".
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@Hilly_mash @Kay_MYG @makhensi_lucia @MafemaniMiles Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn't tell you when it's empty.
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@MissNtabeni @luyanda_the_ent He still hit ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@uMsongi_Lo But how do you not know who your Municipality is named after? Iphi icuriosity, especially if you're a teacher?
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@sweerie_ I report every account that shares it. We can't keep saying the same thing
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@elledeearee @userctrI I was the hydrogen atoms
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Sam Pam โ˜ 
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@MazikodeThah @Hlulani_17 It actually happens but not when you expect it.
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