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in my MILF era

chicagoland
Joined September 2012
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
amazing what happens when a certain group of people can’t leave america to trophy hunt
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3 years
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
a healthy relationship requires uncomfortable communication to survive. people think you find the right person and you just click for life but that isn’t the case. you need to be vulnerable and continue growing throughout the relationship for it to thrive.
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
it’s not your fault you ignored red flags because you saw the best in someone and expected them to have the same intentions you did or that someone used your kind heart for their own gain. unfortunately someone else’s poor choices can deeply affect you but they’re not your fault.
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
imagine your card declines at therapy and they bring your ex in
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
it’s mental health awareness month & if you’re still alive because you didn’t want to put someone you love through that pain I am so happy you’re here. I know it’s hard to stay afloat but countless of us are so fucking proud of you for hanging on and continuing the mental fight.
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@alexxxandria23
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2 years
sexual partners that are more excited to make you cum than themselves are the hottest people alive
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
if you’re embarrassed with who you were 5 years ago, good, it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. change indicates growth, staying the same indicates stagnation.
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
everything bella does is adorable btw here’s some more
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@alexxxandria23
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2 years
the CDC just announced that the 1st night at BED when you left, Ron made out w/ 2 girls & put his head between a cocktail waitress breasts. When u left cryin at klutch, he was holding hands & dancing w/ a female & took her #. Multiple ppl know, therefore you should know the truth
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
@_beee23 I swear and she keeps looking off to the camera like she’s on the office
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
psychedelic giggles are unmatched
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
respect your friends sobriety respect your friends sobriety respect your friends sobriety respect your friends sobriety respect your friends sobriety
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
I didn’t think I could hate logan paul more than I already do
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i remade my favorite video on twitter
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
getting violently high and seeing who can eat more cereal sounds like a date to me
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
I may not be smoking hot but I’m smoking pot
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@alexxxandria23
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2 years
men who rub the clit during sex go straight to heaven
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
naps and getting spanked
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What’s something you hated as a child but you love now?
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
“you smell like weed” damn that’s wild must be the weed I just smoked
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
my boyfriend wants to make a 3 hour round trip just to see the pink super moon tonight...yes i’m bringing my telescope and yes i’m fucking him in the car
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@alexxxandria23
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2 years
nonsexual showers with your partner is some top tier intimacy
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
taking a covid test before a festival should not be hard if u can ask strangers for a bump
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
if you can’t afford a ticket, don’t buy one. if you have to choose between adult responsibilities and a ticket, don’t buy one. if it will cause you financial stress, don’t buy one. if you owe someone money from a previous ticket, don’t buy one.
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
@heco_cool yes gently pushing her with an empty purse is cruelty. you can see the years of abuse on her face as she cowers away and tries to escape in the whole video
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
shitty that my coworkers not only sent multiple screen shots of my tweets to my bosses but decided to let everyone including my 16 yr old sister I sell nudes. what did you gain from hurting my family? why are you so fucking pathetic? are you really THAT bored with your own life?
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
you aren’t unlovable and you didn’t deserve it. some people can’t see their own toxic traits or the way their behavior harms others. it isn’t your job to fix them or make them feel whole. remember there are so many other people out there that just want to see you happily succeed.
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
"are u ok" no but a blunt might help
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
stop fetishizing bisexual woman just because you want a threesome.
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
one of the hardest parts about having high functioning depression is that you always seem fine on the outside until you speak up about what’s going on and then people think you’re either faking it or just want attention.
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
stop asking “wyd” i’m literally at home getting violently high at all hours of the day
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
I can’t believe i’m in a relationship where we almost always cum at the same time, it’s out there and if you haven’t I hope you find that person immediately
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
if you don’t kiss after oral you don’t deserve oral in the first place
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
day 7 of quarantine: everything is a penis
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
at everyone being nasty, please do the same to everyone in the comments and everyone quote tweeting also not seeing anything wrong with this! stop reaching so hard it’s an innocent video of a dog
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
stop asking “wyd” i’m literally at home getting violently high at all hours of the day
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
Some middle aged white woman was throwing a fit in hobby lobby bc she was only getting 30% off instead of 40% and called a fucking manager over. Right before I left I said “I can’t imagine throwing a fit over $2 difference on an ugly ass mirror” her face was priceless 😂😂😂😂
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@alexxxandria23
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my parents informed me my brother has been paying a $250 dollar ransom a month for sending a dick pic I AM SO HAPPY HAHA he’s my least favorite sibling he deserves this
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
if you see this tweet chug some water and go smoke weed
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
@bassbutterflyyy I fell asleep at almost 6am and kept having the weirdest dreams and I rarely have dreams
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
raves are full of people who just want to have fun and feel confident. I promise no one wants to be touched by strangers and their outfits are never them asking for any of that. if you touch someone without consent you subject yourself to immediately being socked in the jaw.
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@alexxxandria23
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3 years
friendly reminder it’s rude as fuck to record people at festivals just because you don’t dance like them. they’re letting the music & vibrations guide their body as they see fit. It’s weird to make fun of people who go to festivals to feel comfortable with themselves.
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
i’m babysitting someone on acid and I just lost him in a hobby lobby
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
kinda rude that guys can brag about sexual things but if I say something like I once choked on 12 inches for 20 minutes i’m suddenly a slut
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
@JonOlivesss i’m more concerned about people’s basic human rights over my enjoyment
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
ego deaths are necessary for self growth
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
i need my guts rearranged
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@alexxxandria23
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your pet really sees you at your most unflattering angles their whole life and still love you unconditionally
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
I don’t speak for all depressed people but quality time, physical touch and words of affirmation mean so much more than usual when my brain is attacking me
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
one of the few acceptable marks to leave on a woman’s body
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@alexxxandria23
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2 years
if a random man at a festival really wanted to exchange contact info with you he would. twitter doesn’t need to do its thing, you need to move on 😂
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
national sex day doesn’t need to be celebrated today because 2020 has fucked us harder than anyone will
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
my friend is throwing a party tomorrow....what’s the nicest way to tell them they’re a fucking idiot
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
THINGS YOU CAN DO IN QUARANTINE: -you can change your hair -you can change your clothes -you can change your mind (that's just the way it goes) -you can say goodbye -you can say hello but you need to stay in your home
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@alexxxandria23
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imagine finding someone you workout with, go to festivals with, have sex with all the time, best friend that you can be as goofy as you want because you’re that comfortable with them hahhah never happening pass the blunt
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@alexxxandria23
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if you’re a - i’m - listing - 6 - different - zodiac - signs i’m going to type a very broad statement that pertains to most people and call it astrology when it’s really just for clout
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@alexxxandria23
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how the fuck is next week september...this pandemic has been going on for almost 6 months and there’s still no end in sight
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@alexxxandria23
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my 21 year old brother is dating a 17 yr old so everytime he pisses me off I say “sorry I don’t speak pedophilia”
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years ago I lived out of my car & a storage unit because I was so broke 1000 miles away from home. I had a gym membership just for regular showers...and now I have a gorgeous place to myself. i’m so proud of myself and so fucking thankful
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@alexxxandria23
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4 years
if you’re reading this, go drink water & smoke weed
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@alexxxandria23
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hell yeah I’m a sex worker and i’m in a committed relationship with a man who supports me and what I do and doesn’t judge me for a second. buy my content so I can buy him nice things 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@alexxxandria23
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just pierce your nipples stop asking twitter lol
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@alexxxandria23
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y’all ever smell weed while driving and wanna be put in rotation
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lemme suck the sad out of ur dick
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@alexxxandria23
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me: I need to smoke less weed also me: *immediately smokes after waking up, after any minor inconvenience and constantly out of boredom*
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@alexxxandria23
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5 years
how do I block everyone that liked/RTed this
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looking for this specifically
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@alexxxandria23
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imagine how good that first festival is going to feel after all of this is over. all that repressed energy coming out, shits going to be WILD
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