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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

***Based on constructive criticism, the quiz has been revised to better reflect bike zealot syndrome.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

8 months

You have to love the chutzpah of the privileged class moving into NYC next to subway lines, driving up rents so that the working class are pushed into transit deserts, and then demanding a car-free NYC. 🖕🖕🖕

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

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The migrants who sell fruit illegally are being pimped out by an organized ring to do this (they all have the same coolers, containers and products) and it's funny how many fauxgressives are pretending this is ok. They probably are allowed to keep 10% of what they earn.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

6 months

Bye, bye, Broadway Broadway takes massive hit as NYC suburbanites steer clear over ‘safety concerns’: survey

Broadway takes massive hit as NYC suburbanites steer clear over...

Half of suburbanites who have not returned to Broadway cited “concerns about safety” as a primary reason for why they see fewer shows, according to a survey by the marketing and advertising firm.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Holy shit this is stupid.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

Think of the lengths we went through to eliminate cigarette smoke in this town only to allow the entire city to smell like the set of a Cheech and Chong movie.

NYC's disgusting pot stench is keeping tourists away

Kathy Hochul and Eric Adams, Gov. Cheech and Mayor Chong, did not help matters.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

This pic is cool AF. NYC before shitheads took over.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

9 months

San Fran: The MTA of this 860,000 person city has redesigned every street to accommodate these 18,000 part time bike riders. Riders who are 86% white, 90% male, and almost all between the ages of 18-35. Half are in the top 10% wealth bracket in the city.

Turns Out A Lot Of People Don't Want To Bike To Work

Commuting by bike is down across the country, even in big cities that heavily invested in biking infrastructure.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

3 months

So he was killed enforcing the traffic law that covers blocking a bus lane. Crickets from the transportation activists who malign cops regularly while demanding enforcement. 🦗🦗🦗

Crime In NYC

@CrimeInNYC

3 months

An NYPD officer was killed in Far Rockaway Monday evening when a gunman shot him below his bulletproof vest. NYPD Commissioner Edward Caban said two officers were conducting a vehicle stop because a car was illegally parked in a bus lane. After approaching the car, the suspect

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

8 months

Let's make a running list of groups that DSA hates: Cops Jews White Ethnics Homeowners Business Owners Landlords Drivers Feel free to add anyone I missed.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

Wow, it’s almost like this method of transportation becomes useless in bad weather.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

Congratulations, New York, for driving Cuomo out of office and replacing him with Cuomo in a skirt 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

5 months

Wow. I thought only rich white suburbanites drove in Manhattan. 🫢 I guess it’s been determined that it’s poor form to block things when a POC is inconvenienced.

Elad Eliahu

@elaadeliahu

5 months

Angry NYC driver shoves Palestine protesters blocking the Williamsburg bridge during rush hour traffic this morning out of his way “You’re disrupting traffic idiots, you can’t do that, it’s against the law”

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

I love all the “NYC is vibrant and glorious” posts from the gentrification squad today. The natives know how it used to be and today’s version pales in comparison.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

I used to walk in the dark at 4:30am to the 7 train to get to work in 1997. The train was usually packed at that hour with construction and food workers and was the safest place you could imagine. In 2022, you can take the train during rush hour and be knifed to death.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

It’s almost as if this transportation system is useless in bad weather.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Don't you just hate it when Citibikers ride down the street the wrong way?

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

9 months

Hey folks, the bike bros aren't "anti-car." They are anti-private car ownership. They are funded by rideshare companies who want your right to own a vehicle taken away so it helps their bottom line.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Someone had to do it. 👏👏👏👏

Queens Councilmember Introduces Bill to Ban E-Bikes and E-Scooters - Sunnyside Post

Jan. 24, 2023 By Michael Dorgan Council Member Robert Holden, who represents the Queens neighborhoods of Ridgewood and Glendale, says that electric

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

Legislators in NYC called for removal of police from high crime communities in a defunding effort while keeping their mouths firmly shut on the fact that $850M was supposedly spent on the "alternative" mental health care with no receipts and no results. 🤡

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

When you see urbanists cheering on officials who are doing their best to eliminate cars while being driven everywhere in large vehicles, it becomes clear that it’s not actually the cars that they hate but the people who rely on them.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

I’m still trying to reconcile how the bike bros hate police and want them abolished yet also want them to enforce every traffic law except the ones that pertain to bikes.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

Hundreds taking subway. Dozens in cars. Bike lane: empty.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

6 months

Good. Upstate NY pol threatens to back New Jersey lawsuit against congestion pricing

Upstate NY pol threatens to back New Jersey lawsuit against...

State Sen. James Skoufis is demanding the MTA make a carve out for his Orange and Rockland County commuters in the scheme that would put a $15 per day fare on entering Manhattan below 60th St.

nypost.com

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

“Cars are evil” is going to morph into “private home ownership is evil.”

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

8 months

Without e-bikes, the fatality rate would be much lower. 70% of the fatalities involved e-bikes. Great move legalizing them based on TransAlt propaganda. 👍

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 days

I'm not a fan of Kathy Hochul but she sure seems to have pissed off all the right people.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

I just watched a video of today's Stop Congestion Pricing press conference and Riders Alliance leaders were mocking speakers who were talking about the elderly, disabled and medical access. Totally shameful.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

3 years

People who moved here from bumblefuck are really good at touting their ability to Tweet about "urbanism" in their profiles as if they know more about city living than the people who were born and raised here. 🤡

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

8 months

1) Revel shutting down is fantastic news! Hopefully Shittybike is next. 2) When you’re too important for public transit ⬇️

Danny Gold

@DGisSERIOUS

8 months

Wow. Revel shutting down in NYC. Only way to get from north to south Brooklyn without spending $65 now is walking.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

4 months

She shows up to press conferences in an SUV but takes the subway to the doctor? 😂

Caitlin Pearce

@caitlingpearce

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My 9-month pregnant boss @betsyplum at @MTA ’s congestion pricing hearing speaking about getting to the doctor on the train and why we need a public transit system that is accessible that we can depend on.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Silencing first responder vehicles but doing nothing about jerks with speakers on their cars, blasting music and setting off fireworks.

NYC bill would enforce quieter, European-style sirens for emergency...

Some City Council members are sounding the alarm on sirens they say are too loud. The bill, reintroduced by Councilwomen Carlina Rivera (D-Manhattan) and Gale Brewer (D-Manhattan), would cap...

nypost.com

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

The most important thing to remember if you live in NYC is don't trust anyone who tries to divide us based on geography, race or party. The entire city belongs to all of us and if they're messing with one nabe today, they'll be messing with yours tomorrow.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

For some reason Botch chose the LIRR instead of the lovely subway station downstairs 🫢

Erik Bottcher

@ebottcher

10 months

News Flash: NYC’s public transit from airports is a disgrace. Arrive late to JFK? Cough up at least $80 for an Uber or spend your evening waiting on deserted train platforms. NYC, we can do so much better!

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

It took me 2 hours round trip by bus to run an errand that would have been 20 minutes by car.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

I wonder why @CMChiOsse has a problem with a last name because it happens to be Italian. 🤔

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

5 months

The beauty of this Jussie Salaam situation is if he had just kept his mouth shut he would not have been exposed for having illegally tinted windows, an illegally registered vehicle, been shown engaging in public corruption and not revealed as a crying wolf liar.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

I have. In my backyard or at the beach. Not in the middle of a fucking road.

Open Plans

@OpenPlans

10 months

No one in a car has ever achieved this level of chill. Made possible by people-centered streets in @FlatironNY !

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

😂

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

7 months

“I think that anyone that’s driving into the city for luxury purposes or convenience, they need to pay whatever the price is,” he said. The mayor thinks you are riding in the back of limos lighting cigars with 100s. Also thinks being inconvenienced is ok.

Mayor Eric Adams calls for exemptions to congestion pricing as MTA...

The MTA's Traffic Mobility Review Board released the details of its congestion pricing plan, slated to start in May 2023.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

11 months

Now that this shit is front page news, maybe something gets done about it.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

It’s just about the time when all of the know it all urbanists, who mock working class NYers who drive, flee back home to the suburbs for Thanksgiving, borrow mom and dad’s SUV so they can go hang out with their friends and drive all around with the stereo turned up.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

6 months

Bike bros in areas where CitiBike hasn't expanded to whining that they need it so they can leave their expensive bike at home to prevent it from getting stolen is like the biggest First World Problem I've ever heard.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

13 days

Thank you TransAlt and NYC Council

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

Also tired of hearing "that's part of (insert heritage) culture" to excuse shitty behavior. I've lived here my entire life & interacted with people from all over the world for decades. Driving around doing stunts and blasting music is no country's culture. It's asshole culture.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

29 days

Our local city Parks are now filled with hordes of people illegally barbecuing, setting up tents, blasting music, riding mopedsand having parties. And now you know why parks outside the city are for residents only.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

🏆 to the Daily News for not only telling it like it is but including a car ad on the front cover.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

29 days

It’s a shame that on such a beautiful day that the citibikes are going to waste 🤭

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

New game just dropped.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

Empty tables are better than transportation.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Wears his helmet to protect himself from pedestrians

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Congestion pricing will fix this.

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@QueensCrapper

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@QueensCrapper

2 years

OMG totally enraged right now seeing these NYPD vehicles on the sidewalk! And without plates! 🤬😂

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

“Since ownership of cars in Queens is so high, we need to do things to make car ownership less desirable” - asswipe transplant gentrifiers who live on top of subways and whose social lives revolve around the six blocks around their home and/or Manhattan

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

7 months

No kidding MTA losing ‘staggering amount of money’ as NYC subway farebeating surges: data

MTA losing 'staggering amount of money' as NYC subway farebeating...

Farebeating on the Big Apple's bus and subway systems is rising, costing the MTA millions of dollars a year -- despite a series of major efforts launched to try and stop evaders.

nypost.com

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

8 months

It's due to out of town asswipes moving here and trying to remake NYC into the suburbs while dictating what housing and transportation should be like because they heard it at a socialist mixer.

Jordan Fraade

@schadenfraade

8 months

I always see massive crowds of delivery guys and mopeds outside the Chick Fil A and Shake Shack near Barclays. “Getting fast food from chains delivered to you” is clearly incredibly popular and I don’t understand the appeal at all.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

CBS just announced that NYPD collected 18 weapons today at Francis Lewis HS. 😳

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

8 months

It’s almost as if putting a ridiculous number of Citibikes in neighborhoods where most people have yards and garages makes them redundant.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

9 months

What activities are going on today on the Open Streets?

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

7 months

So much better than a parked car. Daylighting not very important, either.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

11 months

Get off that sidewalk jackass

Congressman Jamaal Bowman

@RepBowman

11 months

Peace y'all we're leaving for August recess! ✌🏿🫶🏿

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

I don't understand advocating for adding safety barriers to subway platforms when the best thing to do is remove violent assholes.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

Took a trip on the 3 train today. A homeless guy gets on, pulls his pants down (thankfully kept his boxers on) then threw his shoes across the car. That's when I exited onto platform to wait for next train.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

Here's the tax return for @ridersalliance , a "not-for-profit" started in 2020. Interesting how they were able to raise $1.8M in 6 months, during a pandemic.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

7 months

Talk to anyone who has been cycling in NYC for decades and they will tell you that it was better before the city decided to cater to the nouveau riche that claim cycling is incredibly dangerous but for some reason do it anyway.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

5 months

He was driving? I thought that Manhattan people never do that. Also, interesting timing. 🙄

Councilmember Yusef Salaam says NYPD stopped him in Harlem, refused to give reason why

Councilmember Yusef Salaam, a member of the exonerated “Central Park Five” now serving as Public Safety Chair on the New York City Council, said he was stopped Friday night by members of the NYPD....

www.nbcnewyork.com

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

The mayor of the country's biggest metropolis rides to the office in a giant SUV called a "Suburban" to help out his bike lobby buddies.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

3 months

Crime is down and it’s all in your head.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

Oh yeah I can just see the UPS workers begging for this assignment. Was this in their recent contract renewal?

Larger cargo bikes likely to hit the streets of NYC under Transportation Dept. plan | amNewYork

New Yorkers are likely to see golf-cart sized cargo bikes hit the streets later this year under a plan unveiled by the Department of Transportation Monday.

www.amny.com

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

We should ban cars except for this renowned urbanist’s suburban parents who found it more economic and convenient to drive to NYC for a visit instead of taking the train in. 🤡

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Remember back in NYC in the 1990s when shoplifters walked into drug stores with garbage bags and emptied the shelves without consequence? Or when mopeds and bicycles hurtled toward you down the sidewalk? Or when it smelled like weed absolutely everywhere? Neither do I.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Can someone explain to me the obsession with "giving teenagers a voice in government" when their poor judgment leads them to do shit like subway surfing and Kool-Aid Man challenges? How about listening to the people who are actually old enough to vote?

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

8 months

Guaranteed if you got hold of bike bro credit card statements for a year you'd see hundreds of charges for Lyft, Grubhub, and Amazon. This frivolous spending happens while they whine about privately owned cars causing traffic congestion and mopeds endangering them.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

It took about a decade to go from "We just want some lines painted on the street" to "We want the entire street." Similar to "We're just starving artists, not gentrifiers" to "Where's the Whole Foods?"

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

8 months

Imagine actually achieving the utopian dream of having enough money to live in Manhattan, LIC or North Brooklyn which for all intents and purposes are 15 minute cities. Yet you still have all your shit trucked in by Amazon and your food delivered by a guy on a moped.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

I thought communism and socialism weren’t the same thing 🤔

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

A bunch of well off transplants - who can afford to live near mass transit but choose not to take it - convincing the media & pols that they are some kind of disadvantaged minority & that drivers deserve punishment has to be one of the most devious psyops in the history of NYC.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

10 months

Yes because look how many people are enjoying it.

Design Streets for Kids

@measuredworks

10 months

Annual reminder that Park Avenue should be a park 🌳

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@QueensCrapper

2 years

De Blasio creates job for his unqualified wife who promptly misappropriates $1B. Left Twitter silent. Adams hires ex-NYPD brother for NYPD job. Left Twitter has meltdown.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

7 months

It's fucking Thanksgiving.

VeloFamilyNYC

@nyc_velo

7 months

Dear Council Members @KeithPowersNYC & @ebottcher , just letting you know (before a cyclist gets killed) that the @Macys Holidays Show setup is currently occupying the entire bike lane between 35th and 33rd st., without any safe bike detour, or signage or any sort.

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 years

These reserved bus lanes are a real godsend.

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@QueensCrapper

2 months

They said it would be 20. They lied.

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@QueensCrapper

2 years

@MarkLevineNYC It’s been on the rise for a while and the hospitalization and death rates keep going down. It’s becoming endemic. Time to stop the fear porn.

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@QueensCrapper

10 months

🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

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@QueensCrapper

2 years

Passed a church in Brooklyn today where they were giving turkeys away to the disadvantaged and the line was down the block. Dozens of the recipients' cars were parked in the bike lane. "But poor people don't drive!" 🙄

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Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

2 months

Sending out an emergency alert a half hour after an earthquake is totally on brand and full of swagger.

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@QueensCrapper

2 years

NYC in a nutshell

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1 year

On this episode of "I don't need a car to get around NYC"

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@QueensCrapper

2 years

@nycev @danarubinstein

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Congestion pricing will fix this. 🤡 Fare evasion has ballooned to more than 40% on city buses

Fare evasion has ballooned to more than 40% on city buses

41.6% of bus passengers citywide did not pay the fare in the third quarter of 2023, a 7.9% increase over the previous year.

www.crainsnewyork.com

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@QueensCrapper

2 months

Someone told me they discovered this cool old show on streaming and not only do I remember watching it but also how joyous it was to be alive back when the NYC skyline looked like this. ✌️

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@QueensCrapper

11 months

You have to love these fauxgressives and their first world problems.

NYC councilman Lincoln Restler's bid to sideline gas-guzzling Mr....

Councilman Lincoln Restler is pushing new legislation that would require Mr. Softee and other ice cream trucks to stop powering their soft-serve machines and freezers with generators that use fuel.

nypost.com

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@QueensCrapper

2 years

What privilege looks like. Group of bros drinking a six pack of Bud Lights on the subway. One of them heard yelling out “I have so many followers!” 🙄

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@QueensCrapper

1 year

Bike zealots are calling me out for taking this photo while driving. Meanwhile if you study the angle for two seconds it’s obvious I took it from the bus, an experience they’ve never had.

Queens Crapper

@QueensCrapper

1 year

Wears his helmet to protect himself from pedestrians

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2 years

I was taught that you can't justify your own bad behavior by pointing to someone else's bad behavior. Yet it never fails when the fact that cyclists don't belong on sidewalks is brought up, they say "cars kill more people", as if that makes riding on the sidewalk ok. No.

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1 year

All that work to make parks vehicle free and @transalt goes and fucks it up.

Child suffers severe head injuries after hit by motorized bike in NYC park, police say

EAST HARLEM, Manhattan (PIX11) — A 6-year-old boy suffered severe head injuries after he was struck by a motorized bike inside an East Harlem park Sunday, police said. The incident happened i…

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@QueensCrapper

2 years

Imagine not liking blaring music, unmuffled vehicles, sirens, gunfire and loud packs of miscreants.

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@QueensCrapper

3 months

So instead of being in a locked truck, the merch will be sitting on the street inside containers with convenient handles?

NYC DOT

@NYC_DOT

3 months

E-Cargo bikes are the future of deliveries! Today we announced that we've authorized the use of e-cargo bikes on our streets & established key safety standards including new rules designed to make deliveries safer & more sustainable by reducing the number of large trucks in NYC.

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2 years

Why is this prime Manhattan real estate being used for free stationary storage?

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