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@Qamaludeen

11 years

Rule no 1: Tweet as if no one is following.

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@Qamaludeen

1 year

The roads are open. Leg dey pain you?

omoge.

@KhloeUmoh

1 year

How are we able to verify these Northern numbers? How can we confirm that there was no underaged voting?

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@Qamaludeen

1 year

That is not my worry now. My present worry is the trajectory you followed to get this info.

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Then why is the ‘bodyguard’ dipping her hands in the tray of wings instead of standing by the door?

HALCY OF UNICAL

@DripxHalcy

2 years

Men should understand that some girls bring friends to a date because of safety. Not your food and drinks.

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

It means this is property of the Nigerian Islamic State. Problem?

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@Qamaludeen

7 years

After giving us two presidents with greyscale huh

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@Qamaludeen

11 months

After them thief your car wey get full tank You: its not the sim sorry I mean car, na the fuel pain pass

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

There is aslo realization that the small responsibilities you pull and complain of, they pulled their weight tenfolds on in silence. Almost superhuman.

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@Qamaludeen

9 years

When Buhari finishes with NEPA http://t.co/lGuPZjGGxp

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@Qamaludeen

3 years

Somedays we are Musa the security man. Other days na Musa the DG/Minister or Perm Sec. Lol. My only joy is you are not sleeping well cos of Musa.

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

See ehn. Fathers ba. No noise. Just doings and miracles.

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@Qamaludeen

3 years

My fulani heart can't take this waste of precious bread

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

Yup. There are all those qualities in them. Then there is you, lord of imbeciles.

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@Qamaludeen

3 years

Was this gentleman ever found?

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

People I don't envy in Nigeria: Doctors Teachers Soldiers You deserve better.

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Obsession with nudity. Dehumanization. Reliving what the white masters did to erring slaves.

Gru

@Lawi_IA

2 years

Why is the first instinct of Nigerians’ to strip an alleged culprit naked?

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

Lol she missed the national broadcast where someone with missing WAEC said "una father there". Also euphemistically and diplomatically threatened us.

Thankfulbee♥ 🇵🇸

@beebah5

4 years

My mum just said "how is it possible that educated people are letting musicians who are mostly SSCE cert holders and drop outs take crucial decisions for them?"

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

Merciful beings. Deputy parents. Bail out gurus. Kind souls. May their balances escalate to high heavens

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@AA__official

6 years

I envy people with senior siblings you can get cash from or look upto once in a blue moon.

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@Qamaludeen

7 years

He 57. Perm Sec. Invested. He enjoying his long days of hardwork. I am 24. 50k paycheck. Starting my journey. She can fuck right off :)

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

Bazu muci ba. Baza mu bari aci ba. Bamu yarda wani yaci ba.

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

May a thousand angels usher and welcome our Mothers into the finest and most luxurious halls in Jannah.

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@Qamaludeen

5 years

No matter how glorious it may seem, everything fades. Flowers die, beauty vanishes, people age, kingdoms perish, and things break.

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@Qamaludeen

7 years

Malam Jaafar Mahmud Adam. Light for his grave. Mercy for his soul. Lettered scholar and student of knowledge.

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@Qamaludeen

9 years

Was just led in Maghrib prayer by an Igbo Muslim in my hausa-fulani community. I smiled and thot of twitter. You don't know the 1/2 of it.

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@Qamaludeen

5 years

Gap-toothed fraud

Bashir Ahmad

@BashirAhmaad

5 years

The C-In-C

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

After all the noise

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@Qamaludeen

7 years

Captain, Lizard, Doctor, Vampire...

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@Qamaludeen

11 years

Darkness is your candle.

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@Qamaludeen

1 year

Guy you go talk rubbish, before that one go die down and dissipate you have delivered another nonsense. Its the consistency for me. Respect.

JayB

@jibreelKhalil

1 year

I can marry a non-extremist Izala woman, the one sees everyone as Muslim regardless of sect. The first question that will render you eligible into my world is “What’s your take on our Prophet’s parents, In paradise or hell”? Her answer will determine my next line of action.

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

Met a guy named Muslim. Took lots of restraint to not ask about Bukhari. Lots of restraint.

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@Qamaludeen

9 years

Bless the Nigerian mother. Her ability to cane, slap, knock and whip sense into any coconut-headed child is legendary.

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@Qamaludeen

5 years

Three congregants for Maghrib. Wallah the rows were empty for Isha. As in zero, no one. Mankind. Believers. Fear the day of recompense. He is stern in reprisal.

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

My thoughts everyday

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Very bad behavior

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@Qamaludeen

9 years

Well http://t.co/BJrab6eV0j

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Emi Lokan towards end of results collation.

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

Col Abu Ali, Imam D Imam and Arc Arabo just crossed my mind. Young men. Gallant. Allah's mercy and rahama on them.

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

He actually spoke at the Lekki toll gate. In a loud voice too. Resounding one.

Mo' Sarkee

@Moh__Sarkee

4 years

For those of you waiting for Bubu to address the Nation, you’ll wait in vain. He won’t say a thing. 😩😩

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@Qamaludeen

10 years

Burn a bridge you are about to jump off.

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

See the names have all changed since I been around. But the game ain't the same since I left out....

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

But it was like 24hrs ago. She said it was better. Was happy there wasn’t even any fever. I told her the allergies could be contagious and it made her laugh. Allah jikan Nuha. Allah yayi mata rahama.

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

The fake conversation before you ask a favor, stop it. Yes I am fine. All internal organs are fine. Grandma and the roosters are well. No I didn't purchase any rabbit. Just go ahead and ask. Save our times.

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

Please do. She can't be without a phone. What will she use to call her main boyfriend then.

Sensei

@JustTej

8 years

My crush just tweeted that her s5 is faulty. Should I just buy her s6 edge.. please advice me

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

Tunde have subscribed NIPOST for dragging

‘Tunde Omotoye

@TundeTASH

4 years

Hope NIPOST is ready for mail-in ballot come 2023.

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Encourage CAD while at it, still press for creativity. Cos if you draw nonsense on the board, you will draw nonsense on Alienware

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@__iffff

2 years

If you somehow found yourself as a lecturer or teacher in architecture school, what one thing would you do different with your students?

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@Qamaludeen

10 years

Rationalizing madness

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

Lmao never seen something hold people for neck like the hijab. It is not even on your head but it is pressing you. I cannot even understand.

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

Four Horsemen of the apocalypse. Quad-combo.

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@Qamaludeen

3 years

You didn't marry your best friend. Its a lie. Arranged marriage and you met 87 days ago. Let us enjoin the spirit of truthfulness.

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@Qamaludeen

1 year

When your WAEC itself is questionable I will not bother to ask if he understands what secret ballot means. Retard.

Bashir Ahmad

@BashirAhmaad

1 year

Asiwaju ✔️

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@Qamaludeen

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

I met some delegates recently. As in delegates from ward level who will determine State Assembly, Reps, Senate and Guv. As in those people I saw will determine our fate for general elections. It may be early but I suggest we all start crying.

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

BSc MSc MBA PhD RIP

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@Qamaludeen

4 months

To tend to the bananas and live the ways of my fathers and their fathers before them.

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@Qamaludeen

5 years

Gearbox problem. It will fix up. No stress.

The Architect son of a draftsman 🏗️🦺👷‍♂️

@meetERNEST

5 years

My son, be crawling backwards instead of forward... I'm confused. 😓😓😓

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

Drop two raka'ats before Fajr. Kafirun first n Ikhlas second. I didn't say it. Abu Siddiq's daughter RA said so.

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@Qamaludeen

9 years

Best Hajj gift. Good times http://t.co/x8y2kSOObD

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@Qamaludeen

6 months

They won’t. They will never. They love their oppressors. The poor will attempt to eat the middle class that they are suffering together with.

Ta Annabi

@_Shatou_

6 months

The poor will eat the rich, its probably just a matter of when

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@Qamaludeen

3 years

First you say ignorant northerners. Now whenever we are quiet it is called scheming or plottig something on a huge scale. Lmao sometimes Musa is quiet cos we still dey try find wetin VAT mean sef.

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@Qamaludeen

5 years

You were an idiot the first time and a total moron the second coming. You may have misjudged your audience, they still think you are an imbecile.

marouane

@ZayyadMarwan

5 years

You people totally mis judged me. Am not mocking them. They are ladies for that mater. At least " they should have some class in that sense" they are too good be cheering up for a leader. Because the laws and logic of comon sense believe wat i have just said.

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

Idiot

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@Qamaludeen

9 years

APC sak! 😋

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@Qamaludeen

7 years

@Fulani_2 @_Abdulhakim_a

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

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@Qamaludeen

12 years

Talk is cheap. Tweets, cheaper

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@Qamaludeen

11 years

If Nigeria puts a simple goal in Ethiopia's net, I will donate a liver, kidney, bone marrow and pull three molars with pliers. I don't kid

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

The only thing evil people fear most is an equally evil adversary capable of going far more than they can imagine.

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@Qamaludeen

3 years

Data. Lots of data. Data on everything. Population. More data. More and more data. Then we face the blackboard and do what we may with it.

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Malam Adamu after Maghrib was saying how people are the judges placed on earth for each other. Know good people. Be good to people.

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Makes more sense

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@Qamaludeen

7 years

Drifting out of her compound with it like the good Lord intended

ABIMBOLA

@Abimberry

7 years

So if u buy a car for ur girlfriend and u guys break up later, u will ask for the car back??

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

After dark two shall become one sha.

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

Allah SWT said: Pride is my cloak and greatness My robe, and he who competes with Me in respect of either of them I shall cast into Hell-fire. It was related by Abu Dawud (also by Ibn Majah and Ahmad)

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

Fuck you. Fuck your black beret. Fuck your illiterate rank and file. Fuck your rusty rifles and smelly SARS. Fuck the NPF. Fuck Evans. Fuck every single policeman.

Nigeria Police Force

@PoliceNG

6 years

RE: NIGERIA POLICE RATED WORST IN THE WORLD. The Force rejects the report as unempirical and absolute falsehood, should be disregarded and discountenanced. See details

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

13yrs I have been on twitter and never have a non celeb trended in this manner. Sensational. The judges on earth have said their own. From grief to smiles. It makes it bearable.

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@Qamaludeen

7 years

It won't be restful n smooth only

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@Qamaludeen

1 year

11 bedrooms will house the harem

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@Qamaludeen

11 years

The quiet at dawn, the magic at dawn.

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

R.Kelly- Step in the name of love

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Settle your debts.

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Butea monosperma or Flame of the forest.

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@Qamaludeen

3 years

Post coup rally. Guniea

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@Qamaludeen

10 years

Walls talking. Walls having ears.

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@Qamaludeen

7 years

To each his feminist. To each her scum.

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

Biggest fraud ever.

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@Qamaludeen

1 year

Hailed my guy and he pretended not to see me. That lightskin in front of his car na contraband. I understand.

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

That plot twist. Classic

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@Qamaludeen

11 months

If dem no wan give me let them not stress me please.

Abdullahi Misilli

@Abdallahmisilli

11 months

Imagine going to seek your girlfriend’s hand in marriage, only for her father to arrange this caliber of people to assess you. How would you rate your confidence and approach them?

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@Qamaludeen

5 months

Proud Uncle. Fave Human.

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@Qamaludeen

10 years

Never stop staring at the ceiling

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@Qamaludeen

3 years

Psst @mbuhari you See that KT ba, your fam won't go for Eid or stroll in the streets. The Yola your wife wants to visit ba, she wont. They will carry her or her people. It is a buffet bossman. We in this together.

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@Qamaludeen

10 years

Yup I am a farmer. Reason I need a hoe. Legit reason

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

He did o. Sent a spokesman. Francis Omata. Anyone that wants the president’s message can come collect it from Gen Omata.

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@Qamaludeen

9 years

" @TheyShoutDustin : Knock Knock Who's there ? A bae ? A bae who ? A bae le Good luck Jonathan 🙈" http://t.co/UK5tHh4VqN

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@Qamaludeen

5 years

That is their business

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@Qamaludeen

4 years

@BombasticKojo @OganBelema @kolayodam_ Pot bellies are for sugar daddies. You cant relate

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@Qamaludeen

2 years

I have a question. Abuse me of being poor later but answer now. These quarter million and half a million naira shoes you people carry to the Masjid. Does it allow khushoo? I will be thinking thief thief thief.

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@Qamaludeen

8 years

Literacy: ability to read and write. Competence or knowledge in a specified area. We know book siiiiiiiinnnnnnce!

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@Qamaludeen

10 years

Religion is good business.

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@Qamaludeen

6 years

I will not explain myself ever again. I am Muslim Fulani Northerner. Whatever makes you sleepless at night. I hope you live your miserable days awake in perpetual deep fear :)

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