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minu

@h2osommelier

2 years

debbie downer since day one

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minu

@h2osommelier

4 years

@InkedRanjei as someone who has survived abusive corporal punishment from my parents who come from a culture where this is deeply normalized, i assure you that this is bad parenting and children do not deserve this kind of abuse

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@h2osommelier

3 years

how i asked how he him to frame it: framed it:

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@h2osommelier

3 years

@Anupam_Guha @hermit_hwarang absolutely agree … want to help any way i can made these graphics so please share these w ppl …

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@h2osommelier

4 years

@vexedinthecity i mean... i'd argue that anyone who has suffered under the policies biden has championed is not beholden to vote for their oppressor... but go off

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@h2osommelier

7 months

omg i can’t believe this is my partner 🤭

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@h2osommelier

1 year

himbo ? or dilf?

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@h2osommelier

3 years

@ggreenwald i’m confused glenn… how does anti-china rhetoric not fuel asian hate crimes ? isn’t it obvious how the racist coverage of covid (even the use of photos for stories) leads to antipathy from Americans who feel their livelihoods have been attacked?

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@h2osommelier

3 years

that climate-change-london summer

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@h2osommelier

4 years

@InkedRanjei this is not a who-had-it-worse contest ... the fact that our parents beat us more intensely than what us shown here does not make this any less traumatic and unnecessary stop normalizing corporal punishment as parenting

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@h2osommelier

6 months

APPROVED !!!

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@h2osommelier

8 months

MY UK VISA APPLICATION HAS BEEN SUBMITTED 🫨🥲

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@h2osommelier

3 years

wow faggots are healing

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minu

@h2osommelier

4 years

@ShantMM @ggreenwald okay rumor has it this is in fact a joke, as i was half-suspecting 2020 has rotted my brain so thoroughly that i can no longer identify sarcasm in text form

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@h2osommelier

3 years

sweet birthday baby ⁦ @mssingnoah ⁩

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@h2osommelier

4 years

noah has no right to look this cute !!!!sign the petition now to outlaw this major heartbreaker

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@h2osommelier

9 months

doing gay shit 🥰

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@h2osommelier

2 years

im just a trad wife

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@h2osommelier

9 months

my #thotcrushthursday @mssingnoah

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@h2osommelier

1 year

i’m such a wife guy

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minu

@h2osommelier

3 years

subpoena noah

calamari c0ck ring 🦑

@desivirgil

3 years

If I see you at fire island I’m subpoenaing your tax returns

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minu

@h2osommelier

3 years

when you’re a switch:

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minu

@h2osommelier

2 years

omfg these teens in the park screamed “OMFG I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE GUY FROM THE LORAX” repeatedly at me as we walked past and i just googled…. they are not wrong and it is all the more painful 😭

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@h2osommelier

2 years

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minu

@h2osommelier

3 years

wow are we hot or something

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minu

@h2osommelier

4 years

@InkedRanjei i have to mute this cos it’s triggering honestly but sending love to everyone who identifies with what i’m saying we all deserved better and the only thing we can do now is find/build support systems and break the cycle of abuse if/when we decide to have children

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@h2osommelier

3 years

slut4slut 🥰

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@h2osommelier

3 years

this is the funniest email i’ve ever received idk what to think

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@h2osommelier

2 years

🥰💓

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@h2osommelier

4 years

sunscreen on the lens but make it work

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@h2osommelier

3 years

best friends they might kiss

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minu

@h2osommelier

9 months

me to anyone 6’3” or taller: noooo don’t pick me up and throw me around 🤭

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minu

@h2osommelier

1 year

waiittt… are we hot???! @mssingnoah

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@h2osommelier

1 year

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minu

@h2osommelier

4 years

bernie voters vs. buttigieg voters

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minu

@h2osommelier

1 year

bb’s first challah 🥰

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@h2osommelier

8 months

to whoever had the idea of putting yeast into dough i am forever grateful

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@h2osommelier

6 months

um we just put in an offer on a flat????

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@h2osommelier

6 months

who’s gonna kiss me at the kissing spot

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@h2osommelier

4 years

@ShantMM @ggreenwald i... don't understand this tweet genuinely curious, because from where i'm standing.... survivors of genocide deserve to be heard, esp considering they were targeted for their ethnicity

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@h2osommelier

2 years

survived all the bad music on fire island

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@h2osommelier

1 year

my botox officially kicked in and so i am a placid reaction-free baby again

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@h2osommelier

5 years

server at japanese café brings bowl of corn soup to table white woman: is this the matcha ?

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@h2osommelier

3 years

why noah so cute :/

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@h2osommelier

4 years

@UNFRENNNLY @totesapphic @conangray maybe y’all can focus on just about ... anything else pick a news story i promise you this one isn’t it

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@h2osommelier

2 years

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@h2osommelier

2 years

fishing for compliments ty

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@h2osommelier

3 years

sorry but this is the most beautiful image i’ve ever made

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minu

@h2osommelier

2 years

last birthday of my 20s was an appropriate level of chaos lesssjustsaythat

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@h2osommelier

1 year

doing suburban mom things

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minu

@h2osommelier

4 years

me walking into my polling place in november:

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minu

@h2osommelier

6 months

stickin out my gyat for the rizzler

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@h2osommelier

3 years

choo choo

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@h2osommelier

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@h2osommelier

3 years

i pulled up this photo i took of noah yday and showed it to him and he didn’t know it was a photo of himself and had an audible reaction … his narcissism knows no bounds

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@h2osommelier

2 years

missing @mssingnoah 🥺 #tradwife

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@h2osommelier

7 years

@jbouie @haleyistired "both sides" !!!!!! new years resolution: no more false equivalencies aka lazy journalism

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@h2osommelier

2 years

London has the NHS Bushwick has Food Bazaar

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@h2osommelier

8 months

MY UK VISA APPLICATION HAS BEEN SUBMITTED 🫨🥲

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@h2osommelier

3 years

it’s giving justin bieber my world 3.0

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@h2osommelier

2 years

the M train’s poor service is my villain origin story

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@h2osommelier

4 years

me to noah: should we do k....... ? noah: yes i’m down ... karaoke ??

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@h2osommelier

2 years

me at Basement on saturday:

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@h2osommelier

2 years

help i’m stuck in ur phone

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@h2osommelier

2 years

*victoria justice voice* i think we’re all in our renaissance era

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@h2osommelier

2 years

haters stay losin

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@h2osommelier

4 years

immigrant parents be like i know a place and then take you here

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@h2osommelier

2 years

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@h2osommelier

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@h2osommelier

4 years

@OffTheHutch @thefader it’s a bad r&b album from a white girl and that’s okay 😂

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@h2osommelier

2 years

my favorite lunch

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@h2osommelier

4 years

got really cheap flights to miami f*ck the media sensationalizing corn dog virus it’s so overblown ... also that man on the beach coughed on us / might be dying

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@h2osommelier

1 year

one thing about me is that i don’t think i’m hot in a selfie until the pic is like a year old

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@h2osommelier

4 years

i’m losing my mind

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@h2osommelier

10 months

my nephew is the cutest baby that has ever lived

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minu

@h2osommelier

3 years

really good day out here on the content farm 😮‍💨💦

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@h2osommelier

3 years

three people unfollowed me for posting these selfies and all i can say is, good riddance ! take me off ur moodboard 😘

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@h2osommelier

3 years

pov: i accidentally hit you w my shrink ray and im gonna pick u up and take u back to the lab

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@h2osommelier

1 year

me every morning: ⚠️ Time to CeReal ⚠️

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@h2osommelier

4 years

my new day job is commenting ‘guys he is 5’7”’ on all of noah’s content

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@h2osommelier

1 year

my first christmas as a dad

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@h2osommelier

2 years

just cute autumn things 🥰 (aka being a darkroom demon)

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@h2osommelier

1 year

baby ozempic looks just like his dad

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@mssingnoah

1 year

can’t believe minu and i had a baby LOL

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@h2osommelier

2 years

hoppy hellowerm

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@h2osommelier

2 years

getting lasik so i can see all the shirtless boys at the park more clearly

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@h2osommelier

3 years

do u guys like my new neck tatt

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@h2osommelier

3 years

wait what the fuck this white gay literally got “Nakseoungdae Station” as in THE NAME OF A TRAIN STATION STOP tattooed across his neck ..... it’s like if i got LORIMER ST JMZ tattooed on my neck ....

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@h2osommelier

4 years

i love to pick up a camera so much it's perverse

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