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I'm a 10... on a pH scale. Hacks the Neuralink and Rick-rolls you on loop. She/esh. You wouldn't want to see my other side in that 🔗

Joined August 2020
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@Pseudaurum
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Rains were beautiful, so were the stars.
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@biswawholaughs
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thats me
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@Pseudaurum
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5 months
This face never declines 🐐
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what is a solid face card? 🤔🤔🤔
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@Pseudaurum
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3 months
I was so close to my Nathuram Godse moment 💀
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3 months
MERE COLLEGE ME SANDEEP REDDY VANGA AA RHA HAI, BOLO TOH KATAL KARDU!!!?????
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@Pseudaurum
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1 year
So social media is basically about flexing right? Right??💪🏽😤
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@Pseudaurum
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2 months
The photo The photographer
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3 months
@FelineTwinsTwo @ramencel Finding a needle in a haystack doesn't disprove it's a haystack.
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@Pseudaurum
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4 months
Our time has come, my Gs.
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mobile photography, it's your time to shine:
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
Sweatpants + Hoodie is every nerd's supersuit.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
@Rajankevat22 @VidyutJammwal Bro just multiply the number with the next value ¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
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@Pseudaurum
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11 months
One year since i found out @0xbruhhh was basically my cooler, smarter male variant💖 #WeMetOnTwitter
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
Just in case you didn't know how a lightning struck person's skin looks⚡
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7 months
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@Pseudaurum
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6 months
November ♥️
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@Pseudaurum
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2 months
Chahe aadmi kitna bhi accomplished ho, agar woh "lol", "skill issue" bolke, khudki asliyat chhipake, dusro ke mehnat ko disregard kar rha ho; Woh kisi chhapri se kam nahi :)
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
@SpaceXMR Ok, but let's talk about THIS!!? 🧐🤔
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
For every 2 likes+2 replies, I will reveal a fact about myself. 😁 Let's try to get those likes n replies balanced.
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@Pseudaurum
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1 year
Remember when we spent fkin ₹200 on fidget spinners? Yeah.🤡
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Was trying to break a chocolate bar after taking it out of freezer and I said "Why's this so hard!!?" and my brother (younger) whispered, "That's what she said 👀". PROUD.🥺😭
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Since my college is on national news regarding the covid outbreak, i've heard a lot of people question the efficacy of vaccines developed (cuz all who were tested positive were fully vaxxed). For those asking "What's the use of taking vaccine when we are gonna get infected anyway
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Ayo when did Salmon bhai start making cookies??💀
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Cloud-chasing over clout-chasing
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
Personal attack on myself 🙂
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
My desk During exam. After I'm done
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@Pseudaurum
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1 year
*.°•°.·*.•*.•🌓°.·.°•*.°•.·*.•
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@Pseudaurum
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1 year
Caught amidst chaos
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Played around with double exposure 😮‍💨🤌🏼
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Nahi hai mere paas iPhone 🙄 Nahi mere ghar mei itna bada aaina nahi hai. #NewProfilePic
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
500. Let me say that again, 5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣‼️ Hoomans gave me my place on their tl. 😼🫂 #NewProfilePic
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@Pseudaurum
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4 months
I mean..
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@Pseudaurum
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4 years
My bio reads that I'm a dendrophile, bibliophile and pluviophile i.e. a lover of TREES, BOOKS and RAIN (resp.). I realised that it follows the pattern of ROCK, PAPER and SCISSORS 🤔
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
We live in a world where telling someone that we hate them is easier than telling someone we love them. 🤧 Society never made sense, will never make sense.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Pure 🫶🏼
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Everybody who thinks we live in a simulation.... please quit the program and log out.✌🏼🗿
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@Pseudaurum
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6 months
✨HAPPY BIRTHDAY BBG✨🥵 May this year (and the succeeding ones) be as SEXY as you are 🥹🫀. Nazar for precaution 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Happy "Go ask your mother" day.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Mooom!!! @ScoopWhoop featured me! I'm famous!!😭 feat. @bruhhhbruhhbruh 's comment 🙃
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MERE COLLEGE ME SANDEEP REDDY VANGA AA RHA HAI, BOLO TOH KATAL KARDU!!!?????
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
Same place 10 mins apart.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Sleep for 12 hours per day so your success story reads that you slept for half of your life 😎👌🏽 Follow for more useless quotes!!
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Exam media maybe? 📖
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Never marry a guy who EXPECTS you to do this for him ❤️
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@Pseudaurum
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5 months
I want to hold him close, make him lie on my chest, caress his hair and maybe occassionally kiss on his head till he falls asleep, because he deserves it. 🫶🏼
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Like for subtweet. I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
No "right" time for chai 🤎
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
When did this happen? 😳 WOW!! 600 people think that am gonna contribute nice stuff to their timeline 👻
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
My mother thinks '🥲' is an emoji of COMPLETE loss of happiness, loss of self esteem and depression. I have tried telling her to take that emoji easy. But y'all know...moms 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@Pseudaurum
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4 months
A faint dream.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 months
Cousin behen absolutely cooked here 💅🏻 QT with your faceless picture <3
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QT with your faceless picture. <3
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@Pseudaurum
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3 months
@ViciousSquidy Bhai tum iske movies dekhlo. Itna shitty writing aaj tak nahi dekhe hoge, kyuki aisi cheeje real world me hoti hi nahi hai 😭
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@Pseudaurum
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#HappyNewYear Tweeple May all the sad people on my TL finally have a good year to not whine about ✨🤲🏻🧿
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Guyss I drew Gravis Scott 👀
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Man, y'all are so talented ✨ I can't believe that you actually choose to interact with me 🥲
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
My campus is in full bloom 🌻🥰
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
>>> when you both are awkward to ask for a photo together 😭
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@Pseudaurum
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1 year
West ne obesity ko itna sensitize kiya hai normalize karaane. Ab kisiko healthy standards me lautne pr compliment karo toh offend ho jaata hai 🤡
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@Pseudaurum
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I keep thinking about pregnancy deaths. How can one go back to normal life after losing their wife AND child? You're so happy to finally become a father one day and a few months later you return home alone. Not even a husband. Mann, shit's sad!
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@Pseudaurum
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1 month
Boyfriend be healing the child who was denied any books other than textbooks.🪬
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@Pseudaurum
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2 months
You know the food at wedding's gonna be fire when they roll these out 🔥🔥
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Telescope churane ka bahut man kar rha hai 😭👍🏼
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Did you fight? No. Did you both want different things? No. Did he do something wrong? No. Did you do something wrong? No, but maybe. Did you ask him? Yes. Did he tell you? No. Do you hate him? No. Does he hate you? Maybe. Do you miss him? Always.
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@Pseudaurum
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4 months
Dawg i thought that was a section of decomposed brain 😭
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Call me crazy, but I just put chocolate inside sourdough bread. These experiments might be getting out of hand, but this outcome was freaking delicious @crustworthyin
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Ok this filter is hands down the BEST instagram filter ✋🏼😭 Save me from this, am having exams ffs 🙉
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@Pseudaurum
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There's a smol girl sleeping on my arm. Am in a bus. Idk this child. This is too wholesome. 👋🏼😭❤️
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Mujhe kya? Mai toh ghoda hu 🌝
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
I WAS LITERALLY LISTENING TO KK ALL DAY YESTERDAY and today morning i wake up to the news of.....his death!??????😣😣😣😣
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
If you kiss yourself in the mirror, you can only kiss on your lips. 👁️👄👁️
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@Pseudaurum
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5 months
Birthday gifts received as a child - Board games, card games, DIY crafts, colouring books, fancy stationery sets, story books, toys and money. Birthday gifts as an adult - Chocolate WHYYYY??
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
You didn't like me sweet and caring, like a smoothie. Now watch me become intoxicating and throat-burning, like a vodka.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
I can stab someone with this icecream.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
I found our childhood 😭
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@Pseudaurum
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6 months
THIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER 😭🧿🧿🧿🧿
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
Even I wanna play Garba 😔
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@Pseudaurum
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1 year
Breakfast in bed would never work as a romantic gesture for me. I am personally disgusted to eat or even drink water without brushing my teeth.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 months
I ate the phosphorus off of matchsticks and kept the sticks back in box. I did it so many times that Parents thought they were buying low quality matchsticks after seeing the sticks without phosphorus and started buying a different brand.
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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@Pseudaurum
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Relatives during any family event: "Do you remember me?" "Do you know who I am?" YES I REMEMBER YOUR FACE. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME YOUR NAME OR HOW YOU'RE RELATED TO ME. 😭
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3 years
We truly are a generation of people who would get sad for no reason 😐
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
The Golden hour, indoors.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
I don't even remember being this ✨cool✨🤧
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@Sleepingpills00
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Most of y’all have already seen this one before…
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This movie came out in 2015 and it passed like the wind, unnoticed. 5 years later, on a sleepy afternoon during lockdown, my brother and I decided to give this movie a shot. About 1h 15m later we were both holding each other with tears rolling down our faces.🫠
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a commerical flop that I loved!
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
Drop an emoji, I'll draw it :) ✍️
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
I woke up and chose to stir my morning tea with a knife 😀🔪
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
My broken tweets are now enjoyed by 1k people 🥹🫶🏼 (ab unfollow mt kro 🙂🔪)
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
I wanna try this too!! Like this tweet without second thoughts. #AppleEvent
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@Pseudaurum
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No one even tried to April fool me this year (neither did I). April fool's day used to be a festival during school days. We used to be competitive about it. I don't like how we're growing up.
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
A very मिड August dump 🗑️
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
People who eat idlis with ketchup are mentally unstable 😬
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@Pseudaurum
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5 months
We were supposed to have flying cars by now, but we're using BOTS to take screenshots of tweets 😐
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
I'm convinced that my shadow is the one fighting off my demons 🙌🏼👀
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Helicobacter helicobacter 🚁🦠🚁🦠🚁🦠🚁
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
One day I'll rescue a Koala from the bushfires and shower it with every ounce of my love. One day.🥺
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2 years
Highway 🤝🏼 Long exposure pix
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
Kids in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. No backseat No accidents.
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
Today's checklist: ⬜ Complete Biochemistry journal ⬜ Study for Neurophysiology test ⬜ Go for a jog ✅ Stargaze
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@Pseudaurum
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3 years
The fact that Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character kills me everyday.😔
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@Pseudaurum
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1 year
Jag sunah sunah lage Jag sunah sunah lage 😭😭😭😭
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@Pseudaurum
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1 year
Gonna try one of the hated chocolate bars out there. I'll give my honest opinion :p
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
✨Une Nuit
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
He's either the only kid or the youngest kid 🙂
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@Pseudaurum
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2 years
A highly recommended snack 🤤 (other than me🌚)
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