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Probably either asleep, resting, or doing something I'll regret later.

Swindon
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Mike Dixon
3 months
Feel free to ignore this... I hate to be a scrounger, but my sister in law has kindly set up this go fund me page for us to be able to build good memories for the kids while Alex is still well enough to do things. Thanks!
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Mike Dixon
1 year
@drclairetaylor I wish there were more doctors like you that take it seriously. I'm becoming almost housebound, and certainly not improving. There just doesn't seem to be any real help or support. It's desperate!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
@Cristiano I don't think there is anything harder to go through. My son had this on the back of one of his baby grows, and sometimes the thought that I should be a dad he could be proud of is all that keeps me going. Always be someone your son would be proud of!
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Mike Dixon
3 years
If you're having @Official_STFC ticket issues, don't take it out on the staff. 3 weeks ago there was nothing in place. Hearing people shout at the staff and seeing them upset isn't representative of my club. THEY ARE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN!!!!
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Mike Dixon
1 year
@richardosman Richard Osman to step back from presenting Richard Osman's House of games until agreement reached on social media use...
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Mike Dixon
2 years
@Official_BRFC Tweet that scunthorpe have scored, just to troll Northampton
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Mike Dixon
2 years
Football's not just a game. It's about community,support&,occasionally,a bit of a boost.This week #stfc lifted me a bit.This is helpful as I face today which should've been my son's 3rd birthday. Life isnt great but at least there is an occasional gap in the negative. #RIPSamuel
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Mike Dixon
4 years
So pleased to be out of the house and watching the football.
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Mike Dixon
5 years
Just found these in my parents loft!
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Mike Dixon
5 years
Delighted to be a family of 5. Samuel Michael Dixon joined us today at 0959 weighing just under 7lb. We're all doing ok, and looking forward to making the most of the next few days.
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Mike Dixon
2 years
@jiff1967 I'm really worried that if vale don't go up, next season all of their fans might come to Swindon, and take up 5 or 6 parking spaces that we could have used...
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Mike Dixon
2 years
Is now the time to mention that swindon's women still PAY TO PLAY in tier 4 of the women's football pyramid... get behind the club, and hopefully this can change!
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Mike Dixon
5 months
@BritishBakeOff Tasha needs to do regular posts like this to help everyone learn a bit of BSL in bitesize chunks!
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Mike Dixon
4 years
...but let's remember this is a club who say winning on penalties doesn't count, so presumably they'll forfeit their place in the final
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Portsmouth F(C) 🏆
4 years
📰 #Pompey missed out on a place in the League One play-off final after losing to Oxford on penalties
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Mike Dixon
1 year
@DeanMcMackin Wouldn't expect leaks in a club owned by a bloke who owns a massive plumbing company
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Mike Dixon
4 years
If you're one of those vile people making sick comments about Boris Johnson, please unfollow me. I'm not a massive fan of the bloke, but hope he makes a swift recovery.
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Mike Dixon
2 years
Just walked to the shops and back!!!! Longest walk for over 4 months. Only round the corner, it took half an hour, and it hurts now... but hopefully it's a sign of progress.
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Mike Dixon
4 years
Our NHS is amazing. I was really rough during the night and just didn't know what to do. My wife called NHS111 and within a couple of hours a doctor and paramedic car came to me. Im still not feeling great, but better than I was. So grateful for the NHS.
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Mike Dixon
3 years
I'm not even there and our club is overwhelming me!
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Will Sugg
3 years
Clem has joined us for for the second half. 🥰 #stfc
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Mike Dixon
9 months
I thought Flynn was a decent appointment who comes across really well until I read this... now I know! That's how to treat people!!!
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Walsall FC Official
9 months
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Mike Dixon
5 years
@Lionesses Have to say, Phil Neville comes out of this demonstrating real class in my opinion.
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Mike Dixon
3 years
Purchased our @Official_STFC season tickets... sadly have moved from the Don Rogers stand due to lack of availability of groups of 3 decent seats, but am joining the oldies in the North stand! I apologise in advance for the noise!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
I understand not wanting to pay more than for any other match,but the difference of a capacity crowd at £20 or £30 is £140,000. We were on the brink of going out of business,but survived due to clem shelling out millions;surely fans can understand the need to capitalise?
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Mike Dixon
3 years
Two years ago today was the worst day of my life. We lost one of our greatest treasures. Life feels like part of me is missing. Three breakdowns and constant battles, but I'm still here. 💔 #ripSamuel
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Mike Dixon
2 years
@GWReds @Official_STFC They recommend not drinking from the portaloos
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Mike Dixon
3 years
Today a customer I haven't seen since mid December 2018 asked me how 'the baby' was. I managed to tell them about him having a major heart condition&only living a short life... then I had to sit and tune their 2 pianos whilst trying not to cry. That was a different level of hurt!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
@AlexScott No idea who she is, but someone has to find out and make sure she has VIP tickets for the final!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
I just managed to walk round the corner and back without a walking stick!!!! I'm VERY proud of myself!
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Mike Dixon
10 months
People are making sarcy comments about this, but completely overlooking the difference a good coach can have on a team!
@Official_STFC
Swindon Town Football Club
10 months
🤝 #STFC are delighted to confirm that Barnes Coaches have agreed to be the new home shirt sleeve sponsor for the 2023/24 season
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Mike Dixon
3 years
This is just ludicrous... I've just plotted a graph of our momentum of the last 3 weeks, and from that have projected that we should win the Premier league, fa cup, league Cup and champions league by Christmas!
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Mike Dixon
3 years
Thanks for all the messages. I'm home now. Apparently post covid, heart irregularities aren't unusual 🙈 &I need to wait to be better rather than push through.Lesson learned,&so I'm looking forward to the excitement of @talkinghawes commentary tonight based on stfc of the 1930s
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Mike Dixon
3 months
We sign more players when under an embargo than we sign any other time!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
Getting through to the 3rd round is made even better knowing that any prize money will be invested in @Official_STFC
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Mike Dixon
8 years
11 minutes to go... We can still score 3 to get the point!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
I know people are moaning about the new t-shirts, but I'm thinking I should probably replace my old one...
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Mike Dixon
1 year
@katieljpearson How many followers have you gained who are just nosey about this? (Like me)
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Mike Dixon
5 years
Samuel passed away this morning at just after 0430. He had over 10 days of really good health, and then his heart duct closed quite quickly meaning he passed away peacefully. Whilst obviously this is a difficult time, we were able to appreciate every moment we had with him.
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Mike Dixon
1 year
Hands up if you thought shade shouldn't have started, and again are reminded why you're not stfc manager 🙋
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Mike Dixon
2 years
It's interesting how many more friends you have when your team draw Man City than when you're suffering from severe depression... (I am very grateful for my proper friends)
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Mike Dixon
2 years
My twitter is remarkably quiet. Is it broken or do I mainly follow people who just like to moan when stfc have a bad game?
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Mike Dixon
4 years
Not sure about signing a young goalie from man utd... when has that ever worked? 😉
@ZoneEfl
EFL ZONE
4 years
#SwindonTown are set to sign #ManchesterUnited goalkeeper Matej Kovar on loan #STFC
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Mike Dixon
2 years
My daughter has tried out for the school football team... she is unlikely to get in this year as it will probably be mainly the year above her, but it is because she had seen the example of @Alice_E_Bowden and Co she knows it is possible! @SwindonTownWFC
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Mike Dixon
1 year
Swindon getting rid of SDM, Morris and Renard within a week certainly makes a statement!
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Mike Dixon
3 years
@GWReds Due to a number of contacts, it is rare I can't get into a game free of charge (sometimes in the posh seats). However, this season I'll be getting season tickets, even if I don't need to... Why? Because for the first time in ages, I see a club set up I want to support!
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Mike Dixon
4 months
@LoathedStranger Football is a results driven business, so it's no surprise flynn has gone. However, if you employ a gardener and give him a fork from a kitchen cutlery set, it's probably a bit excessive to expect him to dig over an acre plot of land in a day.
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Mike Dixon
3 years
I joined @TrustSTFC today. Joining starts from just £1 a month. I've met a number of the trust board, and the professionalism behind the trust is great, and they are working well with @STFCSupClub . If you support stfc, its time to join both of these groups.
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TrustSTFC
3 years
*PRESS RELEASE* Very sad to report that our football club, Swindon Town FC, have ceased all communications with Trust #STFC from this point onwards. More details in the article on the link below: #FanPowerNotLeePower 👊
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Mike Dixon
5 years
How brilliant is this. I've struggled this last year, and going to watch @SwindonTownWFC has given me something to distract me sometimes... Great to see a club offering free entry to people who might not get out and about otherwise due to cost. Take a bow Hendon FC
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Hendon Football Club
5 years
Our offer of free entry for anyone battling depression, loneliness, isolation or any other Mental Health condition remains for this season and beyond. Football can often provide some relief and respite for a couple of hours from the constant mental anguish one experiences. 1/3
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Mike Dixon
1 year
@bbcoxfordsport @SteveButcher72 @BBCOxford Is it a triangular site so you maintain the tradition of 3 sides?
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Mike Dixon
1 year
Just a thought, will the adver be running an award for 'Swindon Town manager of the season'? @JonnyLeighfield
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Mike Dixon
9 months
@acklamjoe As the wolves fans have said, how many points do you get for an apology?
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Mike Dixon
4 months
@misshealing7 Yep,I assumed it was an additional delight of pots
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Mike Dixon
4 years
I checked my son's memorial just giving page to check it still works so we can donate money after Samuel's various 1st anniversaries,only to discover a Facebook page my wife joined for babies due may2019 has donated over £250 to @CHSW in his memory. People can be so thoughtful
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Mike Dixon
5 years
@CapassoSophia I can't decide if you're a nasty person or an absolutely brilliant actress! 😂
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Mike Dixon
4 years
I couldn't get to sleep last night, so I worked out the best @Official_STFC 11 of players I've seen whose surnames start with the same letter as mine.
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Mike Dixon
4 years
We must be the first team to win league 2 on 88.17 points! 🏆
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Mike Dixon
3 months
Anyone know what the hibs loanee is like?
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Mike Dixon
3 years
Oh my goodness, my club is so perfect that I bet, by the time the season starts, the hot dogs will be edible and there will be a roof on the Stratton bank (that can be retracted for when we play rovers in the rain!) 😃
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Swindon Town Football Club
3 years
Don Rogers becomes our official club ambassador #STFC 🔴
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Mike Dixon
5 years
My son has agreed to go to his first @Official_STFC match in a few years (used to be a season ticket holder for 7 years along with me and my dad, but he lost interest)... Wellens, please dont let me down... I want him to go back!!!
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Mike Dixon
4 years
Have we ever had a set of loanees as good as these? I know weve had some good loanees in the past, but these seem to be desperate to be here and give everything
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Mike Dixon
6 years
@GMB @deej1968 @kategarraway So kids should answer all questions with "I do not feel I should answer this in a pressure situation such as an exam"?
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Mike Dixon
6 years
@mrdanwalker VAR would suggest it will be Russia!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
Parsons has gone from playing against Bath to against man City in a week!
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Mike Dixon
3 years
Typical... get to the county ground to part with some more money, and it starts raining! Why haven't Clem and Rob sorted out the weather? #waitinghopefullyinthecar
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Mike Dixon
2 years
@katywalker1981 @Nikhm3 @davelisting Only £100 on gas/electric? In October ours is predicted to go up to £300! But I'm sure it's all down to budgeting... 🤔
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Mike Dixon
2 years
At least the gate money is shared between us, city, and the FA. It isn't shared between power, standing and Gareth Barry
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Mike Dixon
2 years
@MartinSLewis I live in the west country, and can confirm we have phone signal AND Internet. I'm not sure how him being here makes him unavailable to comment. 😂
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Mike Dixon
4 years
Normally 6.40am on a Saturday my twitter is quiet... today it's full of @Official_STFC fans who are too excited about today's game to sleep. That almost never happens, particularly for home games!
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Mike Dixon
4 months
Dear storm isha, I have been good all year so please can I have a trampoline, sunlounger, and a selection of flower pots.
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Mike Dixon
1 year
@Boro @Sol_Brynn1 But it's worth noting how well he's developing here... I don't think he'd develop as well anywhere else... definitely best to keep him here on his upwards development trajectory...
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Mike Dixon
2 years
Watch the ballboy behind the goal...
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Ian-The Noisy Minority
2 years
2-0 the squirrel
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Mike Dixon
4 months
Bawling my eyes out this tbh. Darby's honesty is incredible.I know the absolute embarrassment of falling over&needing help;for me it's only when I overdo things,but needing help from my son,or sometimes neighbours, is quite humiliating... what he has to deal with is so much more
@BBCBreakfast
BBC Breakfast
4 months
‘We’re all fighting together to find a cure’ Former Premier League footballers Marcus Stewart and Stephen Darby are living with MND and spoke exclusively to #BBCBreakfast
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Mike Dixon
3 years
Being admitted to hospital with covid after effects wasn't in the plan... nor was being on a ward where they're holding the national loud snoring championship 🙈
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Mike Dixon
4 years
When you think about todays 11... then think about if those on the bench were 100%, then add keshi and conroy... if they were all fit, who would you start? Our squad is better than it has been in a long time
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Mike Dixon
3 years
@Official_STFC It would be nice to see a lap of honour from those who kept the club going during the insanity. Not just peaks and mildy, but those behind the scenes such as Danny to whom we owe so much thanks. It would be good for supporters to be able to recognise and acknowledge these people.
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Mike Dixon
4 years
It sounds very similar to @claudelittner interviewing @sollyakhtar on @bbcapprentice a few years back
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Jim Burke
4 years
That moment when you've had enough of their shit
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Mike Dixon
3 years
Feel horrific today, so it was really nice to receive this from @STFCSupClub signed by @osvaldooardiles raising money for charities in memory of stfc legend Alan Mcloughlin
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Mike Dixon
6 years
Does anyone else watch the boat race and support Cambridge just because it's always a pleasure to see oxford lose?
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Mike Dixon
6 years
So before today, Yeovil hadn't conceded a goal in over 10 hours... then today concede 3 against swindon. That's such a swindon thing to do!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
Dear @ManCity , we almost went bust before this season. In exchange for this, please can we have your share of gate receipts? 😂
We’re Man City we’ll nick all your sauce
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Mike Dixon
4 years
So proud my daughter's sign she made is on a poster at @NightingaleLDN and that someone even took the time to tweet that they saw it and liked it.
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Mike Dixon
1 year
It looks like o****d have put up a sign to help their strikers know where they're meant to kick the ball!
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Mike Dixon
2 years
Love @dionjc95 not ducking the question from @talkinghawes about the goal meaning more because it was against sheridactyl! 😂
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Mike Dixon
3 years
@LoathedStranger Status raised from "not a bad keeper" to "absolute legend".
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Mike Dixon
3 months
Tweet of the day from @RobboSTFC
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Mike Dixon
4 years
At the moment, with support, I can feed my kids. We are living hand to mouth. Others aren't so fortunate. I imagine @RobertBuckland and @JustinTomlinson can afford to eat, yet they get meals paid for. Why can the tax payer afford meals for the wealthy, but not for the poor?
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Mike Dixon
4 years
So it will be great to see baudry and fryers at CB... and isgrove will set up a hatrick for Anderson
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Swindon Town Football Club
4 years
🗣️💬 The Gaffer: "Lloyd (Isgrove) travelled on Tuesday but he decided that he wasn't right - he'll be a doubt for tomorrow. Zeki won't be fit. He trained for the first time today so we won't risk him tomorrow." #STFC 🔴
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Mike Dixon
3 years
I'm not sure today's result is confirmed yet as @Anthony42Grant hasn't said how many points we've got...
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Mike Dixon
1 year
Remember when we had those pitch side heaters?
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Mike Dixon
2 months
Have to say, @chazaustin10 speaks so much better in an interview than the manager! I'd rather him in charge than mad gav... although equally I'd rather him on the pitch for at least another year.
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Mike Dixon
4 years
With people moaning about the rule of 6, I cant help but gloat that there arent more than 6 people I like!
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Mike Dixon
4 years
I dont like the way the world is. I dont like the hatred. I don't like the division.
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Mike Dixon
4 years
🎶🎵 We want Pele, the ginger Pele. Can @BBCWiltshire please understand? 🎵🎶
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Mike Dixon
4 years
After all my training during lockdown, I'm delighted that today I managed 3 marathons back to back! ....or snickers, or whatever it is they're called these days.
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Mike Dixon
6 months
If you bought one, please check that your receipt is for a shirt and that you weren't tricked into buying the club!
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Mike Dixon
5 months
Absolutely no point in this bloke doing this... he's just bristling to argue with @swindonred , who is far too professional to drop to his level.
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Mike Dixon
1 year
Why do #stfc fans insist on bringing out the 'our worst performance ever' phrase any time we lose. Remember our performances under Sheridan? Hart? Malpas? We are missing some key players in Williams and Clayton, meaning FBT and Ellis are playing out of their preferred positions.
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Mike Dixon
8 years
@Official_BRFC surely he's not silly enough to go to leeds to be sacked 5 minutes later?
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Mike Dixon
4 years
Anyone else just scrolling Twitter liking every tweet about being hyper for today's game?
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Mike Dixon
6 years
@Official_STFC @ASFCofficial Didn't this sort of thing happen at the WHAM stadium LAST CHRISTMAS. (Sorry, it amused me)
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