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5 years

It me.

32 Darkly Hilarious Comics About A Raccoon That All Adults Will Relate To

Artists are searching for inspiration everywhere, and to Carissa Kaye Powell a.k.a. Simkaye it came in the form of a nickname. After a few friends and coworkers likened me to a raccoon, I began...

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2 years

SOMEONE HUG WU IMMEDIATELY

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2 years

This is Wu. She hasn't gotten her hourly hug yet and would like someone to please address this immediately. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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*Asstronomy

Massimo

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Accidental astronomy

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They were clearly defending themselves

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This is Hugo and Huxley. They want you to know that the pillows started it. 14/10 for both

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1 year

New role model just dropped 🥰

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2 years

Did you guys know you can no longer find the Busy Bean Cafe on Google? 🤣

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1 year

Air France has done some serious downsizing by the looks of things 😄

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2 years

This is my mom. She’s 67 this year.

Layah Heilpern

@LayahHeilpern

2 years

Letting yourself age gracefully is far more beautiful than plastic surgery. Here’s proof: Madonna at 64 My mum at 64

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It smells like rain before it rains. There’s a wet rainy smell in the air. You mean to tell me most people can’t smell it?!

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2 years

Helicopters flying over my house in Kandy. You reckon Namal and co are coming to steal the tooth relic in a last ditch attempt to be the rightful rulers of Sri Lanka?!

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2 years

Hearing that කැරි පකයා Johnston being called ‘honourable’ hurt more than having a needle stuck in my leg repeatedly.

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2 years

A long time ago, back in 2019, my friend Ellie and I were having dinner at Slightly Chilled. Some members of the Lankan team walked in and Ellie got very excited because Malinga was there and her uncle and aunt back in the UK were huge fans and she wanted to send them a picture.

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3 years

Omg who did this 🤣

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1 year

Made me laugh 🤣

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6 years

Happy Pride month. #PrideMonth2018 He’s one of my favourite stories by @PatrickRothfuss to celebrate.

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1 year

I’d steal the plate inside the microwave

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1 year

I don’t think I’ll ever take a better picture of Tookey. 🧿

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2 years

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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3 years

I can't 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

Ammi and I are having a podi drink 🍾

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

Ammi and I are going out for a girl’s night.

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@PlushDragon_

2 years

My Sinhala teacher told me I’d fail my O/L Sinhala paper because I was too stupid to teach. I got a Distinction for it. And she said my English knowledge wouldn’t get me anywhere in life and I’m now an English teacher at the BC and a speaking examiner for IELTS.

Gaurav Sabnis

@gauravsabnis

2 years

Flex your lowest academic low score. To remind us that almost everyone fails at some point in life but it isn't the end of the road. Just a memory in the end. Mine was 27/100 in Engineering Math 2, just a year after I'd scored 99 in 12th boards. Much needed kick in my butt.

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1 year

I’m about to dispassionately eat my flavorless Sri Lankan dinner.

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

I see a brave man here. He's terrified but he still got the vaccine. To quote Nelson Mandela, "I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.”

හා.සේ නුවර හාමු

@H_S_KandyHamu

3 years

යකෙක් ගහපු 👕 එකක් ඇඳන් ආවටත් පාඩුයි ඔන්න යඛ්ඛ පුතුන්ගෙ තරමෙ 😹👍

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

Things my mother taught me. #facts

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1 year

Me. Checking my banana bread. 🥹

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

For everyone who loves puns. 😄

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

The accuracy 🥹

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@PlushDragon_

2 years

Ok fun police. The country is broke so all Sri Lankans should stay at home and be miserable and think about what we lost. Let people have what joy they can, especially in a time of crisis. Sometimes a little ice cream can go a long way.

Ꝛu1 -𝕏 🔥

@Ru173418052

2 years

11.23pm on a Sunday night in Carnival ice cream. Packed. Sri Lanka is bankrupt apparently. 🙄 #SriLanka #SriLankaEconomicCrisis

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1 year

Irrefutable proof that vaccines are effective.

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1 year

When I was a little girl, my dad was my hero. He worked abroad when I was that age so when he was in SL I’d follow him around wherever I could. Ammi found this picture today 🥰 #throwback

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11 months

Look at my mom. Isn’t she lovely?! 🧿

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

IELTS Writing. A thread. You have 1 hour to do both writing tasks so use your time wisely. They recommend you use 20 minutes for task 1 and 40 for task 2. This is because task 2 is longer than task 1 and carries more weight.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

Who needs Pizza Hut when I can cook like this?!

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3 years

@aaolomi Also quicksand turned out to be far less of a problem than I originally believed it would be.

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

I lost my grandma today. And she died the way she lived, fiercely and unapologetically. We are all going to miss her.

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

Thank you for the kind words and prayers this morning everyone. My dad passed away a little while ago. It was quick and peaceful. He didn’t suffer.

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4 years

Now we know why it's called 'visiwena' 🤣🤣

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@PlushDragon_

4 years

Who did this? 🤣

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

My gym coach: UNLEASH THE TIGER IN YOU! The tiger in me:

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@PlushDragon_

2 years

I used to think my dad would live for ever. And today it’s been a year today since he passed away. I can’t imagine how quickly time passed and it still feels like he’s away at work and will come home at any time. Hug your dad if you’re close. You’ll miss him when he’s gone.

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2 years

The more you know. 😁🦝

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2 years

I’m so Sri Lankan that …

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2 years

It’s official. I finally have a raccoon decorating one of my Thunder thighs. #blessedbyThor #raccoonlady

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2 years

I went for a Toastmasters club meeting. No one spoke about Toast despite their alleged mastery over it. There were speeches but no one spoke about the best way to make toast. There were also refreshments and still no toast. 3/5 ⭐️ 2 stars have been deducted for false advertising.

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1 year

MARRY HER!

PUNS

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3 years

Who else does this?!

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1 year

Yes. Respect the wine.

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2 years

It’s on days like this that my heart is glad that I was born in Sri Lanka. I get to eat and enjoy food like this. The mangoes and the Jack fruit are from the garden, add that to fried coconut sambol and hallmassi badum, and I could not ask for more.

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7 months

New hair. Who dis?

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1 year

Kandy nights.

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@PlushDragon_

7 months

Follow me for more life hacks.

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3 years

Omg so accurate 🤣

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

My mom wanted to know why I have a porn app on my phone 🥹

Gubler

@DinooWickramag1

1 year

#X Eeya. කැතයි. Missing #TwitterBird

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1 year

I realized that while I have a lot of tattoos I don’t have one that symbolizes my home and my country. So with a little advice from a friend I decided on a sprig of curry leaves because what’s more Sri Lankan than karapincha? This was the end result. Art by the talented Khoëlie.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

IT WAS THE OVEN! IT WAS NOT ME! Behold my magnificent (albeit slightly cracked) first ever butter cake!!!!!

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@PlushDragon_

2 years

If anyone calls you a slut, instead of getting sad and upset, just say ‘And yet I still won’t fuck you.’ And blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they are ever going to get to the magnificence that is you. #lifehacks

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2 years

Poor Jessie is sick. So I have to hold her paw. This is for two reasons. Comfort and to keep her paw straight so the medicine goes in. Spear a thought for my girl please.

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2 years

He tried to call Malinga back but he didn’t come back so he and the others stood with us so Ellie could have her picture. We had no idea who he was back then, he was just a lovely person who tried to make us feel better. Turns out the lovely person was @dasunshanaka1

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@PlushDragon_

9 months

Man who pushed the person off the cliff offers to save them.

NewsWire 🇱🇰

@NewsWireLK

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"Ready to accept the challenge of protecting the country" MP Namal Rajapaksa

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1 year

Now this is the sort of burn I truly appreciate.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

Condoms are one of the most environmentally friendly things invented by man. A single one has the potential to eliminate the carbon emissions of an entire human over the course of their lifetime. ― Reddit : Zoomer296

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Red ❤️‍🔥

@RedLi8ning

1 year

Name a more iconic duo than the D'Amelio twins I'll wait..

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1 year

There is an entire generation of people who know this is a very very bad thing. #morningcommute #help

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@PlushDragon_

2 years

IT WORKED! WE.HAVE.BREAD! 😆

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@PlushDragon_

9 months

My oldest (by time knowing and not age) and dearest friends, 30 years apart. And we still look the same! @niramer24 @Shali_P

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

All I can think about when I see this is how if I ever did something like this my mom would give me a thundering smack and say ‘DON’T HANG OUT OF TRAINS! If you fall and die don’t come crying to me!’ 🥹

Evil Savior

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මොනාත බලන්නේ..? 👀

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1 year

Oh HELL yes I’m a monster in bed.

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11 months

Ok this hit very hard.

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@PlushDragon_

10 months

New Christmas hair. Who dis?!

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

All of us RN

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

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@PlushDragon_

8 months

In honour of #DragonAppreciationDay 🐉 Here is my dragon tattoo.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

New hair. Who dis?

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

When even your frozen yogurt knows it's good.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

I have a credit card. I’ve had one since I was 20 and in Uni. In 18 years I’ve never paid more than what I actually used because I know exactly how much I can spend so I can pay it back in full at the end of the month. I make the scam work for me, and I’ve done so all this time.

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I don't use credit cards. I don't even have one. Whenever I tell people I don't have a credit card, they assume I'm lying to them or am just joking.. Truth is, I don't have one. I am anti-credit card. I know how this scam works and I'm not that naive to be fooled by scams.

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2 years

This is called an ‘ඇටි කෙහෙල්' and it’s what bananas originally looked like before we domesticated them and turned them into the bananas we all know, love, and eat now. This is the real OG banana, behold its glory and weep!

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@PlushDragon_

7 months

Today we have Spaghetti Bolognese for dinners with ammi. This was the last meal I cooked for my dad that he asked for, before he died. And this is the first time I made it again since then. It’s good though, and I think he would have approved.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

This is what I mean when I say my body is a temple.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

Yes. I, a 38 year old alleged adult, have dragon bedroom slippers.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

Go sit on a cactus. I have a theory that your butthole is so wide because your head has been up it all this time, it won’t hurt even a little. Again, this is just my theory.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

Ammi said she had me and made sure I learnt to cook so I can make her dinners like this.

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@PlushDragon_

5 years

@dog_feelings Thank you thoughts of dog. My country has been through so much these past few days. We are heartbroken and devastated. Your account has been one thing that has made me smile. Thank you.

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3 years

These dogs need a home. Their owner has passed away :/ They are both females about 5 years. (Ideally looking for one home) Contact Chris 071 642 2166

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1 year

We at a wedding

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@PlushDragon_

2 years

After weeks of craving I finally got my ice cream. It’s the little things. 🥰

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

I finally got my hands on gulab jammun that were almost as good as those gulab jammun I got that one time in Delhi.

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@PlushDragon_

1 year

Cracks me up every time 🤣

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

People ask me how to improve their English. This is a good start. This is what I've always done.

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8 months

Today is a bit of a weird day. I lost my dad 2 years ago today but my baby gorls turn 10 years old as well. So in the morning we went and helped some people to remember dad, and then we had a birthday party for the gorls. I even baked them a cake. I have a feeling dad approves.

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@PlushDragon_

2 years

THIS. IS. KANDY (and my garden)

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@PlushDragon_

8 months

If you don’t get this you’re not old enough for me.

Deb 🌻 🟧

@DontCallMeDebby

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Not everyone will get it.

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3 years

If you are going to do IELTS, for God’s sake go for a class before you do it. It doesn’t matter how good your English is. Trying to examine people who have no clue about what to expect or say is taking years off your examiners lives! #sofrustrated

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11 months

Stay weird peeps

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@PlushDragon_

3 years

Legit made me giggle 😄

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@PlushDragon_

10 months

Most people assume I can’t make Sri Lankan food because I mostly make ඉස්සරහ කෑම. I would like to dispel that myth. I give you, sambola and parippu. Lunch of champions 😁

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@PlushDragon_

2 years

The Indian national anthem is sung in Bengali, which is a minority language, and is not sung in the official language of India, Hindi. Therefore, by your logic, the national anthem of Sri Lanka should be sung ONLY in Tamil.

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2 years

I made chicken kottu for dinner today.