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UT Sells Unicorn Dreams

@PinkPsychonaut

5 months

It's actually UT. New account after the old one got suspended.

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UT Sells Unicorn Dreams

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2 months

Lmao unpopular opinion. People who obsessively (and not obsessively) count calories have an eating disorder.

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This is 100g of yam 100g of yam is 118 calories No the calories do not die if you roast it, neither do they drown if you dunk the yam in palm oil 🧐

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If you're trying to read the Ballerina Farm article but can't because of the paywall, you can read it here:

Meet the queen of the ‘trad wives’ (and her eight children)

archived 20 Jul 2024 17:17:35 UTC

archive.ph

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4 months

Have you seen a more beautiful bride ? 😭😭😭 🩷🩷🩷

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4 months

Realized I rarely ever drop fit pics. So here.

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3 months

My cousin is getting married today

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3 months

Calling Jola and fk "African auntie's when you're their age or older is actually comical. Like bro you're in your 30s and your beard is still ricey and doesn't connect.

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3 months

Honestly Chioma seems to be doing fine with Davido. If his antics were truly affecting her, the stress acne would be nuts.

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2 months

I hate that all of you insist on putting that uncultured swine on your albums and EPs

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1 month

What do you mean your daddy chased your mom from their matrimonial bed so you slept in the room with him cause you loved your dad 😭😭😭

Arbigirl

@arbigirrl

1 month

6) room. Now all this while as a daddy's girl that I was, I was ignorant of my father's actions towards my mum,. I was literally sleeping in his room with him because I loved him so much . And as a first daughter, I was very fond of my dad & I loved him dearly . Things

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3 months

I'm not about to swallow panadol for a headache she evidently doesn't have. If she likes it, then I love it abeg.

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2 months

@Tinuu_F Imagine not enjoying your life/food because a full slice of yam is 200grams

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Gave my wig a bleach bath and now I like this new color

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Um... hi

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2 months

*my UNPOPULAR opinion* =/= to scientific fact.

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@BigBadReni You also can't invest your way to $1B. Unless you already come from some semblance of money.

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4 months

I don't wanna attract no rats but... CHEESE

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✌🏾

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Fr. God bless my parents for this face

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2 months

@AM_Pines @TulikaBose_ Nah. No nannies. The article says they have a babysitter for the nights her husband wants date night. He doesn't want nannies on the property so they don't have any

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2 months

Hello earthlings

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19 days

Nah fr. Fuck Nigerian cakes. My goodness 😍

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3 months

Video screenshots >>>>

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2 months

Some of you think you're above indoctrination and hive mind. But we've seen the churches you go to. It's just packaged differently

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2 months

@SacredWhoreee See I was trying to remember your handle. Look at the universe sending this gem of a tweet my way

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What a face. Omg

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1 month

See why humanities and social sciences need to be mandatory for all ? Imagine comparing the purchasing power of Nigeria to that of England. Idiots have been on a roll lately.

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@daniel_adetona

1 month

It’s crazy how Nigeria limits creatives, I used to sell pieces for 18,000 naira and people said it was expensive, I moved here and my cheapest product is 200,000 naira and my buyers says it’s super affordable.

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22 days

Sometimes I don't mind the Snapchat camera

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2 months

@folatianacici A wicked wicked man. Or even the situation where she wanted tickets to Greece for her birthday and instead he got her an egg apron

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@kikimordi They don't know how their grandmas moved. Same way they don't know that a lot of women were unhappy as fuck in their long ass marriages. Because they don't care about things

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@PinkPsychonaut

2 months

Babe please shut up. You've thrown a stone, have been loud and wrong. And when they point out the territory you're inching towards, you come and shout misogyny. So we should leave your blatant transphobia and purposeful misgendering to do what exactly ? You're one to talk tbh.

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@onosowobo

2 months

This is a man that is no different from any other misogynistic man manning. You have nourished him with unmerited audacity, well done to all involved.

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15 days

Last night was really nice 🥰🩷

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2 months

Awww the new twitter toddlers are just realizing that Osi Suave is a pathological liar? Good morning I guess

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1 month

@SkinwithLolami Vinegar neutralizes baking soda

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3 months

Lmao this was me and my man last night, bumping Isaiah Rashad in his bed. Dating people in your age group is so nice 🩷🤭

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@rihanna

3 months

happy friday

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He's right though. How do you reconcile the teachings and feminism ? Lmao cognitive dissonance

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@Temilolaoluwa__

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God forbid I sit down and explain to a man that I can be a Christian and a feminist. Talmabout “you can’t be a Christian and a feminist, the bible doesn’t see men and women as equals” lmaooo

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I quite like the lighting in my kitchen

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3 months

Remi will always get it

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9 days

Dreamt about jollof last night so I woke up and made it

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2 months

Nah you're evil for this.

Dami

@onosowobo

2 months

Boxing is a sport were people have to not only be categorized by sex, but classed by weight because it’s so dangerous. Watching women and feminist mock that woman for backing out of a boxing match with a male person was sobering. I’m genuinely still stunned.

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UT Sells Unicorn Dreams

@PinkPsychonaut

4 months

The year I turned 21

Sweet Champagne gwesh gwesh 🥂✨

@__E__LU__LA__

4 months

The year I turned 21 😂😍

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22 days

But like earlier in the day before I decided on a red lip

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You hate your mom. 😭😭

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2 months

Got a blowout and a trim

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2 months

Can you tell I had an amazing leg day ?

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@Omezuo1 @Inyegirl Maybe you lot should alter said reality instead of making excuses

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@Omezuo1 @Inyegirl All I'm hearing is you making excuses. Women work too. Most of their income is spent on their kids/household and they still show up. Hold fathers to a higher standard please.

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I'm convinced that part of the job requirement for being a Human Resources personnel is an uncanny ability to tell ludicrous lies.

That HR Babe!

@Qu_Estique

23 days

Gen Zs will forever make me laugh. Me: What do you know about our company? Gen Z applicant: *laughs first* I don’t know anything about you guys. So tell me, what do you guys do? Me: Egbami😭😭

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The only answer should be "yes. I'm grieving the weekend"

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11 days

I forgot to remove my durag before a Teams call and my colleague asked if I’m grieving.

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4 months

Learn how to do your own makeup. Learn how to keep it on your face throughout the night/event. Because why did my face look this flawless when I got home? Wore my makeup for almost 12 hours, no touch up

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1 month

@_BlackTint Crying. This vex is personal 😂😂😂

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2 months

I hate it here. Re-release all the projects without him

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@Omezuo1 @Inyegirl He made it to the weekday stuff too. All I'm hearing are excuses.

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29 days

Lmao South Africans really are losers. My goodness. Losers with loser ass hairlines.

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1 month

Woke up and re-remembered that the only reason we got standardized water closets (regular sitting toilets) in the classroom area of Loyola Jesuit College, was because we had some white kids who were coming to stay in the school for a term. Prior to that, "flushable" pit latrines.

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5 months

I know we all love a thin whisky bang. But if it's thick and looks like a croissant ? Count me in

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2 months

Naming it Ballerina Farm but taking away the ballet she so evidently loved and was good at. Evil.

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4 months

42k to look like an usher in an aspiring/failing mega church is nuts

Ria Kosher

@riakosher

4 months

Introducing the RIA-FLOW DRESS PRO It's a reinvention of our Ria-Flow Dress released in 2022. This dress invites you to go on a walk of florals, class, and regality. It’s the one dress you need to command attention in business- casual settings. Price: N42,000

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A refilled period box ready to go

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1 month

No offense to the people I follow now, but on this new account, I'm fully clocking that a lot of people that I followed on my former account are bereft of reasoning. Even the ones that appear to have sense.

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2 months

Lmao seee! One of them called me a mammy for being empathetic to her

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You guys are moving to victim blaming btw. How can you say someone who grew up in a cult and was homeschooled until 17, has no money or assets in her name, no degree and gives birth on a farm with no pain relief, passing out from exhaustion for a week ‘made a choice’. Lol ok

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@PinkPsychonaut

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Nah we just think you're stinky

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im honestly offended ppl are assuming im a pillow princess and not showering bc girl i am the one dying to eat rn

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Anyhow my best girl asked me to be her maid of honor and I couldn't ask for a better job ! 🩷🩷🩷

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4 months

A trailer crushed my bonnet but I'm alive and thankful for life

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4 months

But yeah. Got my nails done

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3 months

She should have spoken to baby J about her law exams

Mr Ayo

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3 months

I was annoyed, but at the same time glad that nothing had happened to her. I confronted her in October about the way she had been behaving and she said "If you want to talk to someone, talk to Jesus, that's who I talk to now, and if you're not talking to him, I don't think we

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Awww you don't know how to say no to your boss? You'll end up in the hospital with high blood pressure. Speaking from observing my colleagues.

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Imagine being cutesy and mindful to someone who accused you of incest. Lmaoooo. Personally, if I was them, I'd find her outside the show and feed her sand. This beef is forever.

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Lmao I'm not watching but like why should the twins be nice to someone who accused them of incest ? Frankly they didn't call her a bitch enough for my liking

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2 months

I promise, not engaging with these men is a valid option. You lot are always so quick to educate them, even if it's in anger. But they already know what you're telling them. They don't care. They'd rather pretend to be asleep to rile you up. You all fall for it EVERY TIME.

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She's never hidden her surname though

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@chubbiedivah

1 month

there's a reason why politicians' kids keep their surnames lowkey. all this while, "Dimma is so classy; her YouTube style is this and that. Her wedding is so classy and demure". meanwhile, the bedrock of her lifestyle is blood money. if you don't get out of my sight this minute.

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Need more dresses that are this length

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I'm actually such a fan of my face 🥰

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2 months

You look your age and honestly that's perfectly okay. You're a fine woman

your mum shouldve swallowed you

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Got told I look maaaad young for 32 - the secret is being a genuinely nice person. Also drinking water and minding other people’s business online 😘🤭🤭

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I feel like globally as a society, we've actually forgotten that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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Lmao they love abortion o. As long as you as the woman feel immense shame about it. To the point that you keep silent about it.

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Nigerians are very anti abortion, but in the same breath so cruel to children. So I don’t take them or their opinions around the topic seriously

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Are you thinking ? No child wants to be bald.

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For a country that doesn't practice family planning much and has an exploding population, you lot are so prudish about the sex you evidently have

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2 months

Awww look at all your tithe

Mr Nwachukwu

@theZeeEffect

2 months

Picture of the day ❤️ Aposteeze!!! 🤭

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You thinking Casio is luxury is how I know I should not be breathing the same oxygen as some of you

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A Casio watch is a luxury product. It’s usually custom made. Let’s not deceive ourselves Biko. How many people can afford it? No matter how expensive it is, it’s still a replica. Check the SKU on the pack.

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Consider that you've never met anyone rich.

Bruno | Einstein of Marketing

@bruno_nwogu

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Finishing the (large amount of) food on your plate is a sign you grew up poor. Never met a rich kid who always clears their plate.

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3 months

What she's saying and what you're saying are two different things and I wish you nignogs would develop comprehension skills

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The reason y’all can’t manage to hold conversations with anyone who wasn’t born the exact same year as you is because you are deeply uninteresting, and you are uninterested in others. That’s it.

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@ikjoyuzor @dontmindmoiii @FinPlanKaluAja1 @AnthonyOkezi They really can't. You still need to load the hair into the machine by hand. You still need to part the hair by hand. The machine doesn't improve the process. It adds more time to it and those braids will have to be redone or closed off by hand. It's also not for most textures.

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Anyhow you opened your eyes to date a banger boy. You deserve everything that comes your way because of him

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3 months

Anyhow. Yesterday I took my boyfriend to Dermaspace so he could get a Hollywood wax. He did so well for his first time getting waxed

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lol I learn about so many Protestant churches and denominations and my conclusion is always the same: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

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Marrying a financially wretched man like him just shows how much she loved him.

Kiki Mordi

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2 months

You need to stop partnering and procreating with these dingbats. As a form of self-respect and self-preservation.

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What a weird thing to imply. They don't btw

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Idk man. Has your faith considered not having women in it ? Y'all seem so hell bent on hiding/putting them away. You might as well not have women and little girls in it. I feel like they'd be better for it

عمورہ

@lizaatweets

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You will not find a single Hadith, even a weak one, describing how A'isha, Fatima and Khadija (ra) looked. This is how careful the Sahabah and Muslims were, about letting someone even imagine what their women looked like.

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Morning

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Seems like it'll be yummy

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If they moved to you like this, would you like it ?

Bby_shuga

@bby_shuga1

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Hi @AjeboDanny you don’t believe in church, I don’t either, how about we go create our own world without churches together😅😅 wys?

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Stopped commenting on a lot of things because I'm absolutely aware of the fact that people know what they're doing. You can't wake people pretending to sleep

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2 months

Sounds about Mormon

Fọlátiana

@folatianacici

2 months

How can you propose to someone a month after knowing them and then get them pregnant less than 3 months after you get married? This man is crazy. A ballerina at julliard?? Oh the love she could have had. I feel so sad for her. #BallerinaFarm

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Dami please shut up. I throw women under the bus to look good ? Me ? Please tell better lies. Anyhow you're not worth the back and forth. You believe yourself to be right. Self belief is a wonderful thing. Kindly return to your terfdom

Dami

@onosowobo

2 months

You’re the loud, HOSTILE & WRONG one. You throw women under the bus so that you look good & kind, then now want to pile on the ones with courage to speak. I keep my harsher words for misogynistic men who try me. But don’t push your luck, End this speaking to me anyhow here.

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Let them be razz in peace. Their reaction to her eviction is valid

Ebele

@ebelee_

1 month

These twins are not so demure, not cutesy or mindful. Quite very razz infact

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I mean the guy is an idiot no doubt (judging from the screenshot) but sometimes idiots can have a point.

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