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Joined May 2009
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@Peteyville
Petey
3 years
I would enroll in her Ethics class.
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4 years
This Selena doesn’t have first name privileges.
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4 years
We ranked every Selena song on her new album
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2 years
I regret to inform you that no one wants to “sublease” your nyc apartment for 9 days while you’re on vacation.
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5 years
Cassie’s ability to end this Airbnb review on any sort of positive note is a feat.
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2 years
Not my ass for once 😟
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4 years
A man on Grindr sent me his stats and included “nyc firefighter”, so I said “love that!”. Then he sent me a pic of him in the rubble at ground zero after 9/11.
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3 years
Exiting the bathroom stall at the club
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2 years
Need more bike shorts!
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4 years
She’s gonna play the most iconic dumb bitch Ivanka.
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5 years
Someone on Scruff just said “Bottom to bottom, you are stunning!” and honestly we need to be uplifting each other like even if we aren’t gonna smash.
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4 years
I asked this guy for a pic and he sent one and said “If you’re not interested, could we still just chat?” and it broke me for some reason. So I will be chatting with him until he gives a reason not to 😭
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6 years
Me: Looking? Him: nah Me: Fuck my drag, right? Him: huh? Me:
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2 years
Losing him was blue like I'd never known 😋
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@Peteyville
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4 years
Gays, what’s stopping your friend group from looking like this?
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4 years
Being micromanaged in my underwear is much better than being micromanaged at the office.
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4 years
This is more powerful than Baby Yoda
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3 months
Oprah introducing faux crop tops…aunties are about to be OUTSIDE!
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4 years
My life is a neverending cycle of men finally replying after I’ve just eaten.
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2 years
Should bike shorts be my new thing?
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4 years
That racist white man in Minneapolis had his lease terminated for harassing those black men in their apt gym.
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4 years
Never lose hope. He’s out there! 👰🏽
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3 years
I randomly think about J.Lo sneaking ‘Let’s Get Loud’ in at the inauguration 😭
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2 years
I was thinking ‘bout making a comeback
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6 months
I will never forget this as long as I live
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4 years
A man on Grindr sent me his stats and included “nyc firefighter”, so I said “love that!”. Then he sent me a pic of him in the rubble at ground zero after 9/11.
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2 years
🚨 🚨 🚨 jacked straight guy at my gym is not straight as confirmed by him just now in the locker room!!
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4 years
regular shorts are short shorts when you’re 6’4”
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4 years
Kombucha girl ate this.
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5 years
I promised 3 different guys that we’d have sex today. Today is here and I just want jalapeño poppers.
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1 year
NEVER trust an f-word that doesn’t like being called “girl”
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1 year
I know Twitter is a vacuum, but we can’t forget that there are gays in the world like this!! (also, I was way too nice)
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2 years
NYC is currently the world’s top producer of men arriving to twitter 5-10 years late, looking to be internet famous for being white and muscular.
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4 years
Alyssa Edwards is the motherfucking ticket. #DragRace
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3 years
Vanessa Hudgens sang the National Anthem at Game 5 while ADELE was in the audience?!
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4 years
The way Dorinda ate these little girls up in front of them.
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6 months
If you didn’t get to top me during my NYC visit, STAY IN LINE…I will be back!
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2 years
WAIT. Y’all’s doctors don’t swab your holes? I’m learning that doctors send patients to the bathroom to swab their own holes
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8 years
This photo of @tyleroakley in the mayo section with what he thinks is a shopping cart is really KILLING me.
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4 years
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6 years
@miz_cracker This @miz_cracker moment is the most New York City thing I've ever seen and should be included in tourism videos.
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10 months
How is this real 🤣
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11 months
this is what it looks like when Pop Music has a queen that doesnt take inspiration from other pop stars. her work is unaffected by whatever is popular in her art form, it transcends everyone else because SHE IS THE RULEBOOK
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Pop Crave
11 months
A 2003 photo of Britney Spears, taken by Mark Liddell, has been used in a promotional image for her new collaboration with , “Mind Your Business.”
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3 years
Me leaving Day 3 of Pride
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4 years
I’m free tomorrow too if that’s better for you...i’m open really 😊
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4 years
apologize like a bottom.....GO
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4 years
I like to have fun, but I don’t play games.
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3 years
A bit of a serve this jumpsuit was.
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2 years
These are my last pair of bike shorts to show 🥺
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2 years
Evergreen
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3 years
Uber prices in NYC....JAIL. The lack of cell service on the trains....PRISON. The weekend train schedule....HELL.
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4 years
Modern friendship is your friends sending you $40, so they don’t have to come pick you up at the airport themselves. I prefer this tbh 😂
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4 months
I love @kylekrieger ’s artistry
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1 year
@LouisPisano @socialistomato this really is their favorite line 🤦🏽‍♂️
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4 years
When you’re bottoming and hear him twist that little cap off.
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4 years
Your fave hairy twink 🥺
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2 years
Dorinda to her guests at Bluestone Manor #RHUGT2
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4 years
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4 years
SOS!! A guy from Grindr who I swapped numbers with months ago just cold called me. I thought it was someone from work, so I answered!
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4 years
On the bright side, all those fissures y’all have been ignoring finally have time to heal.
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5 months
Gays will caption a photo “Ending the year with a bang💥” and it’s literally just them in Puerto Vallarta for the third time this year.
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3 years
Literally no one has ever told me I was this small. Had to find out last night in the mirror 😔
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7 years
This picture let me jerk it off in HS, but is now married with kids.
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Zipo🪞🌺
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4 years
Y’all: I’m in my bag! The bag in question:
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6 years
How @miz_cracker brings in the next fan in line at #DragCon meet and greet
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3 years
I wrote my IG on a piece of paper and gave it to my cute flight attendant yesterday and he created an IG today to follow me 🥺
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4 years
Trying to make somebody’s son feel like a Holiday 🧜🏾‍♂️
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4 years
Jesus y’all really fw Selena
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6 years
Straight Super Bowl vs Gay Super Bowl #AllStars3
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5 years
Like your husband got setup by the Airbnb’s doorman and was kidnapped by a cartel who you later had to pay a bribe to get him back from a fake hospital 30 minutes away, but you still felt the apt was nice and location was great. ok, work.
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3 years
Last night I left the bar with a MAN and he carried me on his back so I didn’t have to walk home in my heels 🥺
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4 years
I’m trying my hardest not laugh at this boat in distress at the Trump boat parade in Austin today..
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2 years
Why is Leah Mcsweeney attending Grindr x NYSE like she didn’t just bring down one of our oldest and most beloved gay institutions (RHONY)?
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4 years
I had never seen this 😭
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1 year
40 inches of virgin Mexican hair
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2 years
The lowest hanging fruit 🍌🍒
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4 years
Where is the angry mob to cancel Bill Bakula on behalf of #WalterMercado ?? Or have y’all still not watched the Netflix doc??
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4 years
I’m tanning on my roof in a new speedo, smoking oui’d and drinking Rosé. Will I post an over the shoulder ass pic? Time will tell!
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