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@PerfectGameLex

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Foundational Rabbi of Unorthodox Judaism. Pro Wrestling manager.

Joined July 2014
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Wow
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The Awful Pundit Tournament™
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It’s the 2024 Championship game: @benshapiro vs. @ChayaRaichik10
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Doing a thread of funny celebrity eulogies, post your favorites here
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290,000 people. No violence, no mayhem, no defacing of government property, no masking, no anti-Americanism. #BringThemHome
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Saving this one for posterity.
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When Jorts the Cat said that the woman who drove to the grocery store to yell at her instacart shopper should have just got her own groceries, it was probably the most ableist thing I have ever seen.
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Don’t let all of the antisemitism distract you from the fact that Kanye West is a 45 year old man who is talking about being controlled by his personal trainer
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The funniest thing Trump does is hire new lawyers to help him stiff his old lawyers, creating an infinite economy for dumb lawyers.
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Can’t really blame conservatives for taking interest in Smalls’ story when Obama White House alumni were personally responsible for trying to sabotage his campaign.
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yea this isnt it
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delightful
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I’m doing Universal Healthcare and taking away all of the guns
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She was sucking dick while her man played 2K, but it wasn’t her man’s dick? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.
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This one isn’t a celeb, but it’s a treat if you have never seen it before. It’s a treat even if you have seen it already.
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Too many people saying “well then I am soy and Reddit” and not enough people saying “i will not sit here and be called soy or Reddit by a guy whose brand is Communist David Lynch”
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Marxist Lynchist 🇳🇬🇵🇸
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Liking dyed hair septum piercing doc martens bisexual girls is soy and reddit
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The GOAT
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CSPAN
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President Trump on death of Justice Ginsburg: "She just died? Wow. I didn't know that...She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that."
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Thank you very much to our beautiful “boaters”!
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Jorts, you did a racism. You did an imperialism. You did a nationalism. You did a xenophobia. You did a white fragility. You did a weak apology. You did no growth. This makes it abundantly clear you don't understand the intersectional nature of the multiplicity of your offenses.
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I actually thought this was an emotionally satisfying answer to the moral question of “how can this be happening?”
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New contender for funniest community note just dropped
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Wake County Sheriff's Office
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The entire Wake County Sheriff’s Office family is heartbroken after K9 Santos was shot & killed in the line of duty. K9 Santos and his handler were called to assist Knightdale Police with a search for a suspect around 12:30 am. While tracking, K9 Santos was fatally wounded.
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Trump is going to call him “Little Ron DeManlet” and it’s gonna be over.
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Pat Dennis
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Ron DeSantis consistently wears high-heeled boots in order to appear taller.
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radiating pure charisma
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Many people are saying that Andrew Tate screwed up by having a meltdown against Greta Thunberg, but personally I think it was when he was human trafficking that he truly got egg on his face.
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Benny Johnson
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BREAKING: MLB Sued For 1.1 Billion Dollars For Moving All-Star Game Out Of Georgia
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The defining moment of Trump’s presidency was when he kept staring directly into the eclipse
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Ryan Saavedra
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The defining moment of Biden’s “presidency”
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Casey Overturf
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@Buster_ESPN @GregAbbott_TX @MLB What specifically in the law do you think is so bad that the MLB should not have an All-Star Game there? Are you pushing for the MLB to remove all ties with China and Cuba? What happens with MLB if FL, TX, & MO all pass similar laws?
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Tony Khan, please hear me out: FTR vs. Speedball & Konosuke Takeshita
@DaxFTR
Uncle Dax FTR
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Speedball vs The Axe.
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The missile has taken out the trolley, instantly killing everyone on board and also everyone on the tracks in unreported collateral damage
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Kwii
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do u push the button?
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Ben Garrison isn’t really a celebrity, but he did do the funniest John McCain tribute
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Tim Barker
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Hamas' annual military budget is "as much as $350 million." Israel's is closer to $25 billion.
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David Guetta’s tribute to George Floyd
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Caught that Bobby Fish promo everyone is talking about
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Nick Castellanos interrupts an on-air eulogy with a game-tying home run
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Eshan
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I still can't believe that this is actually The Undertaker with a YouTube channel #WWE
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lol Hendriks reaction to Pujols eliminating Schwarber
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😬
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@RonDeSantis
Ron DeSantis
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Great to be at a staple of Northern Nevada: The Reno Rodeo!
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The FBI should raid Bill Clinton next. It would provide a sense of balance, and remind people that this is about justice not partisanship.
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Okay, yes this is what I am talking about
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@PerfectGameLex Recent but already a classic
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Ted Lasso has been executed by the Qatari Ministry of Interior for having 3 sips of beer to get over a fit of anxiety.
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@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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Who Is the Next Ellen? Race Begins to Replace Daytime’s Biggest Host
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I really enjoyed when ESPN went to @TonyLaRussa last night
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Andy Ngô: I attended a “no loads refused” pimped-out cumdump event and what I saw was shocking.
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@felixfromchapo It was tough growing up in a household where dad wouldn’t let me make the dreamworks face
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@lib_crusher This is it. This is his offensive. Welcome to the meme war, soldier.
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You’re the poster-child for hereditary succession in the USA, so maybe sit this one out?
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Meghan McCain
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Monarchy has been an archaic and toxic concept since 1776.
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Meet the 16 year old entrepreneur interested in cryptocurrency:
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Oh are we doing Robin Williams eulogies?
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matt 🇩🇰
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@ByYourLogic NYT reporter who just tweeted “Hitler’s Death Cramps”: Jack, add an edit button!!! Jack [the sound of dial-up modem playing in his brain]: we’re workshopping that
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Only at police night
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Billy Hamilton appreciation thread:
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Thank you
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Buying an NFT is like signing a lease agreement for a Lamborghini that you can only pose in front of and never drive.
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ndywtf
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Taking a screenshot of an #NFT is the digital version of posing in front of some else’s Lamborghini.
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The White Sox park is walking distance from the IIT campus and plenty of bars and restaurants, but because Americans think walking more than 2 blocks is heavy exercise they think Wrigleyville is a much nicer neighborhood.
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You are cowards who will go down as complicit in this poorly executed cover-up.
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@AP
The Associated Press
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An Associated Press visual analysis finds that the deadly blast that rocked a Gaza hospital was likely caused by a rocket fired from inside Palestinian territory that veered off course, broke up in the air and crashed to the ground.
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They have to use an old picture because Joe Biden isn’t capable of taking new ones
@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
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A little hint about who the surprise guest will be for @JoeBiden 's 3pm ET town hall today: (She's excited.)
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@ByYourLogic Bernie Sanders using every shred of political capital he has to keep FlossLatino in the bill, but it gets stripped too.
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Oh my god are we actually pretending to be worried about fundamentalism from Palestinian peace activists and not the messianic bozos who are supporting this war because they think it will catalyze the end times?
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Another Mike Francesa clip. Thanks to @wymz92
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trying not to fall over laughing at work
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@pitchfork
Pitchfork
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The pop star rocks out on her biting, charismatic second album, turning the ritual humiliations of girlhood into dazzling, over-the-top spectacles Read our review of Olivia Rodrigo's Guts here →
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Sorry for another non-celeb, but this merits special consideration
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Barstool staff meeting: everyone is talking about Dave and the Business Insider article, how do we change the narrative? Big Cat: I’m going to post a picture of a guy pissing
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John Wayne Gacy was a cubs fan
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Bill Savage
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I have no idea why everyone is acting surprised that the Mayor's texts are full of profanity. She's a White Sox fan. Ever been to Sox Park? Listen to those fans and you'd think the F-bomb was a punctuation mark.
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@mtracey Michael, do you actually think “countless Blacks in the Deep South” sound like they played Running Back in the NFL for a decade and then transitioned into combat sports? I know you sound like you have had that many concussions, but
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Norman Finkelstein guesting on Chapo and going for the entire episode in a professorial/non-conversational tone and then lamenting that he did not hear enough from Felix & Matt is pretty funny.
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Ana Mardoll logged off, but the followers who are defending them by posting stuff like ‘if Lockheed Martin hired a queer neuroatypical person, maybe they’re more progressive than you’ are doing a great job carrying on their spirit.
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@ByYourLogic Hitler: oh great, a school shooting in Colorado. Now my birthday is ruined.
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Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
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You are watching a master at work
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This one is sweet
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Yessir
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lance 🚩🏴
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@PerfectGameLex Personally this is my favorite Ben Garrison celebrity death tribute
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So now we gotta do Cena’s reveal of that news
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Rowling using libel laws to coerce an apology from a disenchanted fan feels like a bit of a pyrrhic victory. Why does anyone like this woman?
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Chris Rose
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How it started How it’s going
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Joe Biden’s home is being raided by US Department of Agriculture Officers and Delaware State Troopers after months of investigation into the illegal dog fighting ring being operated by Biden and his wife.
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If you enjoyed that, may I recommend:
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Remember when Devin Hester ran back the opening kick of the Super Bowl back for a Touchdown and then the Bears spent the rest of the game getting their asses handed to them?
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I am pretty sure I saw a politico reporter ask him if he would take military action if Russia did a ransomware attack, and he put on his stunner shades and said something like “Good question. Next question.” This is why he won.
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Rick Hahn: ask me after the parade The parade:
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More upset with Tina Fey for pulling the blackface episodes of 30 Rock than Ellie Kemper for being rated a 10 out of 10 smoke show by the imperial wizard of St. Louis. Sorry if that isn’t politically correct.
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Did not expect to see Arian Foster clowning on Edward Snowden this morning, but here we are
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It’s so funny that Loomer (29) looks like Cher (76) now.
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We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe
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Liberal Zionism is the height of trying to eat your cake and have it too. You strongly imply that Israel is justified to declare a war on terrorism in response to 10/7, but then you decry the consequences of that war. You don’t even call it a war. It’s a humanitarian disaster.
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Bernie Sanders on CNN: "Israel has a right to defend itself. But what Israel does not in my view have a right to do is to kill thousands and thousands of innocent men, women, and children who had nothing to do with that attack ... we have got to stop the bombing now."
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Y’all never heard a white boy rap like this before
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I don’t think Roger Waters is actually best known for his love of totalitarian regimes.
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In today's #vatniksoup , I'll introduce a British musician and activist, Roger Waters ( @rogerwaters ). He's best-known for his involvement in Pink Floyd, and for his love for the totalitarian regimes and their lies around the world. 1/26
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