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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
3 years
Ooof, that's a tough one 🥴
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@PeopleofWalmart
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Seems legit
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Those Ranch flavored Doritos looks yummy tho
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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I think this one is the vampire slayer version of Abraham
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@PeopleofWalmart
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Maxi Pad Mask Anyone?
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Walmart >> Target
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@PeopleofWalmart
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Apparently he ate all the goods that were supposed to be delivered at Walmart.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Meet Jill, she lives in Arkansas and she proudly frequents Store #1 several times a week. She ran out of masks but decided that instead of boiling noodles that day she’d wear the lid to her cooker instead. Don’t be Jill.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Bad boys, bad boys... http://t.co/WbFrs2gEY7
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@PeopleofWalmart
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At least they're wearing a pair, right?
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@PeopleofWalmart
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@PeopleofWalmart
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Yep, even batman wanna ride this thing.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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You have to look twice or you'll miss it
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@PeopleofWalmart
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Spotted at a Walmart near you
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Can’t spice it up in the bedroom if you can’t first spice it up in public….Wait a second. I’m getting news in right now. Turns out that is absolutely false. Sorry.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Banana Pronunciation: Long Yellow Things
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@PeopleofWalmart
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This takes soakin' in the summer to a whole different level. Looks like that thing is gonna absorb all the water in the pool.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Why is everyone always trying to moon us?? http://t.co/05u326PJ
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Walmart Vs. Target http://t.co/9VHkUrol6n
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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A lot of choices to stab you with Freedom.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Anybody else disappointed that she didn’t just tuck that gun up underneath her FUPA?
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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“I cannot pay for this, there’s a bite in it.” *wipes chocolate off face
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@PeopleofWalmart
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Bought from Walmart, didn’t go as planned.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Holding on for dear life! http://t.co/znBb8WHvuW
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Recently a real doll has rolled into Walmart. We’ll call her Barbie, pun intended since she’s plastic. Barbie is a faux sugar baby who likes long rolls on the beach. Her dislikes are her lover’s grandson who constantly puts her in the toy box, and telling grandpa she’s “fake.”
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@PeopleofWalmart
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Well they literally brought everything but the kitchen sink with them lmao
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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It's a full moon tonight! http://t.co/zoem5kNSJ5
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Here’s Sally, she likes long walks on the beach, holdin her clutch purse, and itchin crotch in isle 5. Let’s hope she’s not using one of those pizza makers to the left for dinner later.
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@PeopleofWalmart
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And off they rode, riding off into the sunset of self checkout.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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This one is kinda harsh but could be on to something... #WallWorld #Walmart http://t.co/W2GVNJom2E
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Well, I think you should try your luck at the arcade.
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People of Walmart
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What do you think caused this? 😅
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Tall not dark and skinned toned? Fashion is a little bit weird nowadays.
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@PeopleofWalmart
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Sometimes I think we throw the word “slut” around too loosely. Because now I’m in a position like this where I’m literally at a loss for proper words.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Here is a nice, tall glass of WTF. http://t.co/wmTpMp514A
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Haven’t you heard? It’s the year of the rat. Get with it people.
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Honestly pal, I kinda thought you let a slam dunk “Dee-z nuts” joke slip right through your fingertips.
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People of Walmart
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Anyone else do the same? http://t.co/4cw68t4ft6
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Maybe backpain issues?
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Maybe it’s a bike accessory? maybe not?
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Yup, that's a goat. http://t.co/mxSC87F0mc
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You win the internet. http://t.co/r1aIswfIgn
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to choose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater.
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Do you have an entire roll up there? WTF! http://t.co/CR7dsgaJbL
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Shopping at Walmart... http://t.co/8xpNCuwSmn
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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Boys, boys, boys. I’d either like to hear the story of the shit you got into or salute your teammates/fraternity brothers for ignoring modern outcries and continuing with rookie hazing.
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Hazmat suits all the way to Walmart
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@PeopleofWalmart
People of Walmart
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I bet this guy births a bald eagle every morning.
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Can confirm 😅😂
@KateQFunny
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Im hearing that the people of Walmart are now in control of the nation?
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Most expensive lemon ever! http://t.co/ehlxYqOOfh
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13 hours?! What the hell were you doing?! http://t.co/1i8zZYzhub
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What I say every Monday morning... http://t.co/jeeXihzz42
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Does this happen to you at #Walmart ? http://t.co/0QWz39oO4w
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Free booty rides! http://t.co/sHPA3G4TOM
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