Kate Quigley @KateQFunny Twitter profile

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

9 years

Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says "Don't Bother Me," so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

3 years

Thank u Brian. I Love u!!! im gonna be ok. Stll in hospital, recovering slowly. ♥ Thanks so much to everyone who has reached out!!! It really has made a difference. Truly.

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@redban

3 years

Please everyone give love to my dear friend @KateQFunny 😞

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

One time Joey pulled me aside in the belly room before I opened for him. He said, "U know I love your heart right? Not your body like all these other fucks." Will never forget it. Meant so much to me. 👆 That's the real @madflavor

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

At this point I'm willing to risk my life to have sex

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

2 years

Im gonna be uncomfortably transparent here. I know everyone says to just ignore, but the trolls on here who call me a murderer & tag me every time someone dies of fentanyl is really starting to affect my spirit. I'll prob regret this, but as a human being Im asking u to stop. Thx

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

2 years

Tmw Im sharing on a major platform the story of how I lost 3 friends & nearly died from fentanyl poisoning, & what I've learned about life & healing. Im pretty anxious, so any supportive vibes sent my way would be so appreciated. I believe in I feel ur positive energy! Thnk u! 🙏

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

I've done so much masturbating during quarantine, my clit is beginning to look like Michael Jackson's nose

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

3 years

Hi Darius, Could u plz refrain from making public comments about my health or well-being since u haven't called once to see how im doing & have no clue? Thanks Boo Boo!!! ☺️♥

Darius Rucker Opens Up About Ex Kate Quigley's Suspected Overdose: 'She's Doing Great'

"My heart goes out to all the other victims, but [Quigley] is doing okay," Rucker told PEOPLE at the iHeartRadio Music Festival on Friday

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

@bestofgaI STARRING the most out of touch with reality celebrities in Hollywood.....

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

3 years

My friend has never said 'I love u' to a girl he's dating, but he's said it to twice to our waitress in one hour

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

5 years

@realDonaldTrump Or the real reason... because she told funny jokes based in truth, and you're a giant pussy.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

7 years

If a guy doesn't text me back for a few hrs I just write, "anal?" Then when he replies (immediately) I say, Oops sorry. That wasn't for u.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

3 years

Hey guys, Just so you know if you're married and you DM me, the very first thing I do is send your DM to your wife. Consider this your warning. 😁💋

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

eating pussy cures Covid-19 prove me wrong

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

6 years

Ok ok. I apologize for tweeting that our nation is becoming a bunch of whiny, thin-skinned, bitch-ass pussys. What I meant was, "pussies."

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

3 years

Grateful 🙏♥

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

2 years

Just showed my tits to a bartender to have Wagon Wheel changed to Mr Jones

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

3 years

I only fuck guys who fave my tweets

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

3 years

I've been sober this whole year.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

3 years

I should volunteer my vagina to help solve crimes during interrogations. If I get wet when you talk, you are definitely a compulsive liar.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

I hate seeing so many comics rushing to pile up on a guy they were as quick to kiss the ass of 3 months ago....

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

The other day I locked myself out of my apt. The locksmith charged me $85. Then he asked for a selfie cuz he's a fan. I charged him $85.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

6 years

I'm flying next to a 7 year old who's traveling alone, so I let him rest his head on me & tapped on his cute little cheeks a few times to make sure he was out cold before I stole his Nintendo Switch & scored all new high points. I'm gonna be a great Mom.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

6 years

This is real AF. Cuz It's not just me. I been down lately. I have all of u, & amazing friends, & i feel completely alone 99% of the time. I'm not sayin this for attn. Plz. I'm sayin it so u check on your friends today. Remind them u have their back. Don't let anyone feel alone ♥

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

Last night I got turned down for sex for the first time in my life. Guys, on behalf of all women... Wow. I'm sorry. Being a man must suck.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

10 months

If I had that body, I'd wear less!!! 💕

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@dom_lucre

10 months

This woman has the internet in an outrage because of the outfit she wore to the movies.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

5 years

I would rather see Louis CK pull his dick out a million times than another minute of this whitewashed boring ass Golden Globe Awards.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

Fave or RT if ur single / living alone. I want to make a Twitter group.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

5 years

I do a bit on stage about wishing I were a lesbian bc im bad at dating men. After my show in tnight an 80 yr old woman said, don’t get discouraged sweetheart. You’re beautiful & kind. Then she hugged me & whispered in my ear, “But I can teach you how to eat pussy like a champ.”

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

I've masturbated so much during quarantine, I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. Even the thumb. 👍

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

5 years

Guys who get excited about Vegan burgers are the same ones who think sex is great with a condom.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

If I had a dollar for every guy who sends me a dick pic, then posts how much they love their wife the next day, I could pay for all their divorces.

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

A strip club that serves breakfast called, Tits & Grits

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

No bunny came to my house, but I came on a rabbit 🐰

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

This moved me. At the grocery store an elderly woman asked me to help her lift a case of water. I asked how her quarantine is going. She said, "I pay no attention. My husband was a veteran. He fought for the land of the free. Im not living my last years in a cage."

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Kate Quigley

@KateQFunny

4 years

I was joking about $1 nudes, but in all seriousness I lost the rest of my month's income like many of you. 85 of you sent me a dollar!!! Some sent 5!!! The money you sent is literally by my groceries right now, so thank you!!!!!!!!!!! I will be here every day! We got this!

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