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@PaulAndo1987

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Liverpool, England
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@PaulAndo1987
Paul Anderson
10 months
I wish Twitter was around that time Rafa Benitez let Pepe Reina have a go in midfield in a friendly and he was absolutely crap.
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11 months
The disrespect for Andy Robertson is quite scary.
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9 months
You’d struggle to find a bigger div in the professional game.
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Andy Ha
9 months
Yer da ordering a pint of Moretti abroad
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1 year
Worried about the prospect of a 6ft 3in Bukayo Saka.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
1 year
Sights set on Sunday 🏟 #LIVARS | #EASPORTSFC
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11 days
Half funny that our manager leaving is going to be a bigger story than the actual title winners this weekend.
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Stephen Ireland played 13 times against Liverpool with 3 different clubs. He never registered a win.
@AdamCampbell05
Adam Campbell
1 year
Who knew the answer to the Scholes/Lampard/Gerrard debate would have been Stephen Ireland 🤷‍♂️ #Cabbage
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6 months
Got to hand it to Jürgen Klopp. Just one defeat in 18 games against Everton during a period of financial doping.
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@TheAnfeildTaIk
The Anfield Talk
1 year
NEW: (🟢) Pep Guardiola wants to sign Stefan Bajcetic for Manchester City. ( @dmlynch )
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8 months
Hang on. There’s people out there who think that Sissoko flagging a taxi in Madrid wasn’t handball? 😂😂😂
@_ljx_
LJ
8 months
‘But he was onside’ ‘that was never a red’ cry me a cunting river
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2 years
Ay remember growing up and ‘77, ‘78’and ‘81 was a ‘thing’? Well so is ‘18, ‘19’and ‘22. The glory days? Well they’re back.
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2 years
The end of Casa Amor means I’m posting this again. #LoveIsland
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5 years
Operation Unbearable reaches the Cricket World Cup.
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2 months
Fuck it. Van Dijk player manager.
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1 year
The time is right. But Roberto Firmino is a certified Liverpool FC legend. He won everything. Currently sits 18th on the list of all time scorers, sandwiched between Kevin Keegan and John Barnes. Names he deserves to be alongside. Hopefully he gets the send off he deserves.
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Paul Anderson
29 days
Last Wednesday at Goodison.
@WarMonitors
War Monitor
1 month
The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?
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Paul Anderson
2 years
Regardless of what happens this is only the second year in the history of Liverpool Football Club where we’ve done the Double over Everton and Manchester United in the same season. The other was 2000/01. Pint please barman.
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1 year
Best player. Best fans. 🇦🇷
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2 months
Can’t wait for Gerrard to get the job, finish 12th and lose half of these lunatics from following us.
@KouroshAMM
Kourosh
2 months
What the fuck have i watched
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2 years
Have to watch this whenever it graces my timeline. Insane.
@Anthonyje29
🅰️nthony
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@richarlison97 Stay richy lad🥴
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5 months
Please God, give this manager a title with fans in the crowd. And give them the title defending season they deserve.
@TheBigLFC
The Big LFC™
5 months
The moment Liverpool won the League ❤️
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Paul Anderson
5 months
At what point will they realise that nobody outside of the L postcode cares about them?
@Lea_EFC
Lea
5 months
Don’t recall the injury of Dwight McNeil getting this kind of attention.
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Paul Anderson
6 years
Liverpool F.C. and Everton F.C. have massively let down their supporters and the city today going along with that £250K pay off for Scudamore. Both clubs should be ashamed being so out of touch with the people and area which has homed them for over 125 years.
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Paul Anderson
5 years
Who’s getting a chippy tonight?
@Ibra_official
Zlatan Ibrahimović
5 years
I AM LA!!!
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Paul Anderson
12 days
We’ll always have Man Utd at home in April ‘22.
@Thiago6
Thiago Alcantara
12 days
YNWA @LFC
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Paul Anderson
4 months
That’s. The. Joke.
@BeersnBlues
Raff
4 months
‘Scouse not English’ and Anti Monarchy. Yet use a quote about the monarch from the English national anthem. Special
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1 year
Everton fans have been Reds for one night and had more enjoyment than they have in over 25 years.
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Paul Anderson
4 years
Friendly reminder that @mayor_anderson let the Liverpool half marathon go ahead on 15/3/2020. The weekend after the Atletico Madrid game and Cheltenham races. Don’t buy his concern about gatherings. He doesn’t care.
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3 months
I reckon 90% of defenders I’ve watched play for Liverpool over the last 30 years would have scored here.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
3 months
Calm as you like 😎
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Paul Anderson
4 years
This is mental. Barca and Real have won 16 of the last 19 La Ligas. PSG have won 6 of the last 7 Ligue 1 titles. Yet, Liverpool being 13 points clear, and chasing their first title in 30 years has made him question the manner of dominance. Not even won one yet.
@MiguelDelaney
Miguel Delaney
4 years
Liverpool's incredible run is both proof of their brilliance/intelligence and proof of a growing problem in the game. It doesn't happen without super-club wages, in what is becoming a pattern. It is worthy of huge praise and concern
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Paul Anderson
4 months
Just got to laugh at retards saying “only one League title and one European Cup.” Sound mate, most football fans never see their team win either.
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Hope the club invite him to games alongside Kenny and Rushie when you see them in the Main Stand. He clearly regrets what happened and has apologised on numerous occasions. Hope to see him at Anfield soon.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
1 year
After 15 years with Sky Sports, today marks Graeme Souness’ last appearance with us. Thanks for the memories Graeme ❤️
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Clearly winning twice in a row was enough.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
1 year
A trip to the capital comes next 🛣️ #WHULIV
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5 months
Get Sven to Anfield before the season is out 👍🏼
@SkyNews
Sky News
5 months
"I'm a Liverpool supporter... I've always been." Sven-Goran Eriksson tells @skynewsniall he "always wished to be the manager of Liverpool" - and says he thinks England can win this summer's Euros. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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5 years
The worst game of “Guess Who?” Ever. “Has your person won the European Cup?” “No.” “No.” “No.” “No.” “No.” “No.”
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8 months
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5 years
@chriswaddle93 If this tweet was a penalty.
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10 months
When we sold Now Coutinho
@LancsPolice
Lancashire Police
10 months
How it How it’s started 🤑 going 🤔
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3 months
I don’t think there’s anything better than being stood in the Kop, and watching a lad from Liverpool get in the first team and score a goal for Liverpool. We all dreamt it. Unreal.
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Happy Istanbul day to all those who celebrate 🇹🇷 It will forever be my favourite night following the Reds. 25.05.2005.
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Paul Anderson
7 months
Some fucking space cadets have dived onto Liverpool. Glad my little section of the Kop is full of normal arl baldy scousers who call baldy refs baldy twats.
@allex_VAL
allex
7 months
Imagine your Annie upper got cancelled, LFC won't relocate you and someone is on their phone for 90 mins wondering why ppl are shouting at a match
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Real Madrid vs AC Milan is the final of choice for the European Cup purists. With Divock Origi scoring the winner in the Atatürk Stadium.
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Bit of a predicament for Arsenal fans who’ve been calling Klopp a whinger for making this point for the last 6 years.
@footballdaily
Football Daily
1 year
🗣️ “They put the schedule the way they did which is a bit unusual but it is what it is.” Mikel Arteta says he isn’t pleased with the Premier League’s scheduling of playing Wednesday evening and Saturday lunchtime. 😤
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Paul Anderson
10 months
They should do one of these at Anfield each summer. Hard enough getting kids into the games this would be a boss day for the kids during the summer holidays.
@JamesPearceLFC
James Pearce
10 months
Open training in Singapore
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Paul Anderson
1 year
The next Chelsea manager will mean they’ve more managers since the inception of the Premier League than Liverpool have had since being formed in 1892.
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5 years
Nope.
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Paul Anderson
8 years
Wonder if Everton will have won at Anfield by the time Adam Johnson is released. 🤔
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Paul Anderson
5 months
Flexing knighthoods to Scousers will never not be funny.
@RobOConnell18
Rob O’Connell
5 months
Friendly encounter tomorrow 🇾🇪🇾🇪
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Paul Anderson
3 years
Reckon the rest of the world must be watching this UFC wondering what the fuck they put in the water in Liverpool. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Paul Anderson
3 years
I think people who asked “what does Gini Wijnaldum do?” Might actually now start to realise. They were so focussed on goals & assists yet failing to spot his ability to play 35+ games whilst breaking play, turning over possession, filling in for full-backs and stopping breaks.
@JamesPearceLFC
James Pearce
3 years
Liverpool are too open this season and a lack of solidity and control is costing them points. The protection from the midfield isn’t good enough. Key decisions went against them in the capital but they were their own worst enemies. #LFC
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5 years
Operation Unbearable - Glastonbury continued ft. @Carra23
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7 years
OHHH E OHHH JEREMY CORBYN OHHH E OHHH HE'S DANCIN' ROUND THE TORIES OHHH E OHHH HE'LL NEVER TAKE YOUR DOLE AWAY 🌹😂 #VoteLabour
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2 years
Far too much Jack Grealish kicking about for my liking. Absolute turbo wool.
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2 years
Mancs singing the National Anthem might be the woolest thing I’ve ever seen.
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3 years
Funniest bit for me though was hearing: “Your support is fucking shit.” And having no idea who was taunting who 😂
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Paul Anderson
5 years
When the Billy Boys turn up at the Garrison. #PeakyBlinders
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Paul Anderson
1 year
As a general rule of thumb, if the Sun are going against you, you’re probably doing something right.
@hendopolis
Neil Henderson
1 year
THE SUN: You’ve lost it Lynch #TomorrowsPapersToday
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Paul Anderson
3 years
Long time followers will all be pleased to know that Mohamed Salah, Sadio Mané and Roberto Firmino are all finally in the top 20 goalscorers in Liverpool Football Club history.
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Paul Anderson
2 years
Tested positive for Cup Fever.
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Paul Anderson
11 months
Maybe we should consider banning headers.
@SaintLambo07
Rickie lambert
11 months
If you agree please change your profile photo and post your own video saying exactly the same
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4 years
“Completely clueless” CC: @Conservatives
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8 years
Ryan Giggs making out he's Mr Wales. Remember when he used to feign injury and pull out of squads on Ferguson's demand 64 apps in 16 years
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4 years
Love him more than all three. Man carried us to a European Cup final, scored the first goal in another. The other three had unbelievable spells, but only won one league cup between the lot of them. Salah all day for me.
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10 months
@0insertname Have you really done this 😂😂😂
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7 months
If you think John Lennon at Lime St station was good wait ‘til you hear about Jota on Brookside.
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7 years
Mané's scorin' All around us Reds are playing having fun It's the season - love and understanding Merry Christmas. Everton.
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Paul Anderson
1 year
This is never being beaten. So lucky that 24 hours earlier I was in the Atatürk stadium, but still managed to get back home in time to be at St George’s Hall for this. Comfortably the best 48 hours of my life.
@Davolaar
Davolaa
1 year
That Champions League Homecoming in 2005 was insane!
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Paul Anderson
4 years
Manchester United fans now turning on their beloved Prime Minister because their best player has spoken out. Never forget.
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Paul Anderson
11 months
When Peter Crouch went 18 games without a goal after signing for Liverpool.
@The_Mighty_Mojo
Mo Stewart
11 months
Massive false start there from Lanky
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Paul Anderson
2 years
It’s an illness. I won’t be told otherwise. 😂
@everzonian
Everzonian
2 years
Fucking right, Doris.
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Paul Anderson
6 months
I might have forgotten something obvious but I reckon that was the best Anfield let off since pre-Covid.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
6 months
Scenes indeed, @TrentAA 😍😍😍
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Paul Anderson
6 months
Imagine putting yourself through an hour of James English alongside Joey Barton. Pair of helmets.
@Joey7Barton
👑 Joey Barton 👑
6 months
The full interview with ⁦ @jamesenglish0 ⁩ Hopefully, people see the context things were spoken about in. Not easy talking about the past. Nothing any of us can do about it. We have to keep striving to be a better version of ourselves… #kaizen
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Been here a year and starting a tweet with ‘Lads’ Be ending them with ‘is right’ by Christmas.
@LuisFDiaz19
Luis Fernando Díaz
1 year
Lads, although many lessons have been learned, a difficult season has come to an end. I would like to thank you all for the support during my recovery and the entire team in every match! I’m sure next season will be even better and with more celebrations. See you next season!❤️🙏🏻
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Paul Anderson
2 years
The Scouse Club, lad™️
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
2 years
"I'd rather give it to Duncan [Ferguson] until the end of the season." 🤔 "He's not going to play five at the back!" 🤞 We caught up with a few Everton fans as Frank Lampard looks set to be named as Rafa Benitez's replacement - here's what they had to say...⤵
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Paul Anderson
1 year
If you haven’t enjoyed these last 8 years then football and Liverpool isn’t for you.
@LFCLaurie
Laurie
1 year
We were told in the summer to “just enjoy it”. We won 1 Premier League and 1 Champions League. In 8 years.
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2 years
Nah, football is about your first game being a fixture no one else wants to go to. The type of game you’ll hate as an adult. I’m thinking early round of a cup, or a European team we’ll never face again. Yet still being amazed and want to go back for the rest of your life.
@ItsBigZuu
Zig Buu
2 years
I’m gunna giveaway a ticket for the FA Cup final to someone who’s never been to a Liverpool game but supported them all their life cause THAT’S WHAT FOOTBALL IS ABOUT
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4 years
Johnson saying get to work at 7pm on a Sunday night, la. Metaphorical version of hearing the Heartbeat theme the night before school in the 90s that.
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Paul Anderson
4 years
Next thing you know the Blues will stick a jail on their badge, play a siren before kick off and run out to a theme tune from a police tely programme. 🥴
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Paul Anderson
1 year
I need to see Roy Keane’s reaction to Wout Weghorst touching the This is Anfield sign.
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Paul Anderson
5 years
Salah, Firmino and Mané are now all in the top 40 goal scorers in LFC history. I reckon they could all be in the top 20 by the end of the season. For them all to make it they’d all have to all go past 83, Salah would need 12, Firmino 17 and Mané 22.
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Worth noting to the weirdos who have somehow changed this song to “He came from Barça to Liverpool..” that it was and always will be “He came from Barça to bring us joy…”
@Davolaar
Davolaa
1 year
More footage from 2005. 😍
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2 years
Me trying to justify Liverpool becoming a state owned sports washing corporation after slagging our rivals for the last 20 years for being state owned sports washing corporations.
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Paul Anderson
4 years
I’m not sure Nike know what they’ve let themselves in for. Just been the Liverpool shop at Anfield and not an infants kit to be had on the first Saturday after release. All these promises about getting the kits in places all over the world - maybe start with L4.
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Paul Anderson
1 year
1992-93, 1993-94, 1997-98, 1998-99, 2002-03, 2003-04, 2009-10, 2010-11, 2011-12, 2012-13, 2014-15. It’s not even top 10.
@Corballyred
John O Sullivan
1 year
I'm supporting Liverpool 35 plus years and I'm telling you this is as bad a Liverpool side as I've seen
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Paul Anderson
1 month
Oh fuck off. As if anyone who went would want a refund. Watched us get slapped numerous times over the years and never once thought “I want my money back.”
@GraemeKelly1
Graeme Kelly
1 month
If LFC had anything about them they’d refund every person that went that game cos the players didn’t turn up, why should fans. Utterly pathetic. #LFC
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Paul Anderson
4 years
Makes you feel your age...
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Paul Anderson
4 years
Happy 3rd Manéversary 🎅🏿🎄
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Paul Anderson
2 years
The internet: “Anfield is a myth.” Premier League manager: “Has anyone got a copy of the Kop Choir LP for me to use in training?”
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Paul Anderson
1 year
Wanted him to do well so badly. Those driving runs in his early days were what we’d lacked for years. Always looked absolutely made up when he scored as well. Hope he finds somewhere he plays regularly & stay injury free. Left with a heavy medal collection & played his part.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
1 year
. @Alex_OxChambo 's journey at the Reds 💫
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Paul Anderson
2 years
24 hours away from heads rolling all over the country when the Reds boo the national anthem. Again.
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Paul Anderson
3 years
I call it 1986.
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@colingeorgerice
Colin Rice
3 years
What do you call a parade without a trophy? A bus ride. #taintedtitle
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Paul Anderson
5 months
Still a bit annoyed at Sky sticking us at 8pm on New Years Day just so they can stick Carragher and Neville in a studio and call it Monday Night Football. Would it really have been a big issue to put it at 2pm, 4.30pm or even 5.30pm? Absolute stinker of a time. Happy 2024.
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Paul Anderson
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@jamesenglish0 How many times you gonna edit the same tweet yer bore
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3 years
How are we.
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Paul Anderson
3 years
If I didn’t know any better I’d swear this was an LFCTV interview with a new signing.
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
3 years
"I remember when I was kid in 2005 I watched Liverpool v Milan on big screen in Dagestan." We know Khabib knows his football ⚽️
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Paul Anderson
3 years
Green and gold ‘til they spend a load. #LUHG 🔰
@ManUtd
Manchester United
3 years
Thinking of our colleagues at the Megastore this morning 😅 7️⃣ @Cristiano #MUFC | #RonaldoReturns
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1 year
Famous person you loved as a kid, and then you were gutted about years later when you realised they’re a bell end? I’ll start - Dietmar Hamann.
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@Everton
Everton
1 year
FT.
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Paul Anderson
2 years
27 years ago. Remember it like it was yesterday. ❤️
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Paul Anderson
5 years
24 years vs 24 days. Stay in your lane.
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Paul Anderson
9 months
People moaning Bayern Munich would only be selling Ryan Gravenberch if they didn’t rate him. Thankfully, I’m old enough to remember when they flogged Dietmar Hamann who went on to be one of my favourite ever players. Newsflash - not every player suits every football club.
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Paul Anderson
2 years
Got wools from other clubs on absolute strings that Tory banner on the Kop.
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