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@PatrickTapLaine

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just a guy

Never Been, MN
Joined August 2011
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
26 days
Should men wear the most normal piece of clothing to ever exist??? Fucking retards
@meangirlpod
meangirlpod
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Should men wear blue jeans?!
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 months
The lady behind him could play nose tackle for an nfl team
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RadioGenoa
2 months
Joe Biden posts photo to celebrate Women's History Month. What do you notice?
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@PatrickTapLaine
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1 year
Bad news for beers, I woke up.
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@PatrickTapLaine
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2 months
The identity of the captain of the ship has been released and it’s assumed alcohol may have been a factor in the crash
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@PatrickTapLaine
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2 years
Holy shit guys
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@PatrickTapLaine
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9 months
Hearing reports it’s a 12 beers and no dinner type of night. Waiting confirmation
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
4 months
Absolutely no dog in him
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4 months
Describe what you see? rebmedicina
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 months
Dollar beers dollar dogs
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Codify
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Completely fix baseball with four words.
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@PatrickTapLaine
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6 months
I have GOT to get less retarded
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
5 months
Snuck off to the bathroom during church to hit my vape, there was a hs kid in there doing the same thing. I need to be better
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
1 year
Did some of the most drunk driving in my life during the shutdowns
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
3 years ago today, shutdowns began in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
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@PatrickTapLaine
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7 days
Minnesota finally made a contribution to the world. See ya later 6mg Zyn I’m on to the 14mg loons now
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@PatrickTapLaine
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10 months
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
5 months
You really don’t need to eat dinner if you drink 12 or more beers
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
16 days
My gfs piss and 10 million dollars
@WHATSFORDlNNER
What’s For Dinner?
20 days
You can only add two toppings.
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
6 months
You really don’t need to eat dinner if you drink enough beer
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
6 months
12 beers no dinner
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Orwell & Goode | $TREN
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
Friday night boys let’s make it legendary! *proceeds to drink 24 beers and piss the bed*
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
Call me Helen Keller the way I can’t see a beer I wouldn’t drink
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
6 months
Nothing beats sitting in the woods with a high power rifle and all your intrusive thoughts
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
1 year
Spotify this, wrapped that. I need to get my hands wrapped around a beer.
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
1 year
If that’s your girl whys she wearing this around my job site
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
If that’s your girl how come she’s opening my beers and giving them to me on the other side of the bar
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@PatrickTapLaine
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9 months
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 months
@m0ldyav0cad0 Lmao fuck off inbred
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
don’t get as drunk as you did last Thursday challenge (impossible)
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
1 year
Oh we’re so back boys
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
1 year
What if we spent Valentines at the miller lite shower beer castle?
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
1 year
My gf holding me after consuming 15 beers and wings
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
1 year
Kinda gay for a man to eat breakfast, what are you hungry for you haven’t even grinded yet
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@PatrickTapLaine
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4 years
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@PatrickTapLaine
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1 year
I would never lie, unless it benefited me in the slightest way possible
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
Work sucked, then I realized it was cold beer Monday and everything started to turn around for me
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
They fucked up letting a white boy like me use power tools after deleting a 12 pack on my lunch break
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
6 months
Did you get your caffeine and nicotine this morning king?
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
1 month
How is this legal? Once again the liberals have failed.
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@PatrickTapLaine
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4 months
The whiteboy seems to piss outside at night
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@PatrickTapLaine
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1 year
Type of day I’m trying to have
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@PatrickTapLaine
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2 years
Can’t stop thinking about her (beers after work)
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@PatrickTapLaine
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1 year
Thankful for 14 ice cold beers and my 2012 Dodge Ram 2500 for getting me home from the bar after
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@PatrickTapLaine
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1 year
Drank 14 beers instead of eating dinner we’re so fucking back
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
Is it gay to swallow? (Ice cold beer)
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2 years
Imagine a girl right but she’s actually 16fl oz of great tasting less filling Pilsner beer
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Bergie
1 year
The sexual tension between me and my car keys after drinking 14 cold beers
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
6 months
handle of vodka and a Glock 9mm
@neuro_lou
Neurodivergent_lou
6 months
Autism and ADHD Gift Guide
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@PatrickTapLaine
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2 years
Can’t believe it’s already cold beer Friday seems like we were just celebrating it a week ago
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
4 months
We don’t have miller lite on tap, but we have Michelobe Ultra
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
10 months
Boy dinner
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
Mountain Dew? No them mountains are blue!
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@PatrickTapLaine
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1 year
Eating pussy with my jeans on so I can feel like a cowboy
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@PatrickTapLaine
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4 months
Dudes got negative dick
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@PatrickTapLaine
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6 months
Got a boner during the t swift movie and my girlfriend got mad? You brought me here
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
2 years
Real reason I have a mustache is so I can taste the beer on my lips just for a little bit longer
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@PatrickTapLaine
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5 months
Me and my girl smoking cigs we bummed outside the bar waiting for an Uber
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@PatrickTapLaine
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2 years
*shows up to the job site eyes blood shot and visibly shaking* Foreman- Jesus Bergie how much did you drink last night Me- you don’t understand it was cold beer Tuesday
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@PatrickTapLaine
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5 months
Anytime my sisters boyfriend try’s to talk to me about hockey at Christmas
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Bergie
6 months
THIS. Is why hockey will remain the most beautiful game on earth
@spittinchiclets
Spittin' Chiclets
6 months
Couple big boys just trading shots and knowing when to call it 😂
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@PatrickTapLaine
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9 months
My children: What’s for dinner tonight dad? Me: beer and delta 8
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1 year
The range of a whiteboy
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6 months
I love the Indian cashier at the beer store, we don’t ever talk much I just pay for my beer and he always says “enjoy boss man”
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1 year
Not me n the boys all taking an autism test on a Saturday morning just to find out we are indeed all autistic
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1 year
I see a lot of soft hands wearing carhartt beanies these days
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10 months
This is legal in all 50 states and that’s amazing
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1 year
It’s drink a beer Saturday, if you’re not drinking a beer right now kill yourself
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6 months
Shower beers are cool, but shower towers are cooler
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@PatrickTapLaine
Bergie
6 months
My gf hates me (won’t let me watch her pee)
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1 year
White boy like me loves pissing outside
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Bergie
9 months
It’s ok to let your kids drink beer
@_Phoenixblvck
Phoenix Blvck
9 months
Opinion about Parenting that would get you like this? Let’s have them!
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@PatrickTapLaine
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1 year
Being a hater is tough work but I’m the man for the job
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1 year
Grandma throwing some massive hints at me this morning
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1 month
“How many beers tonight?” Me asf-
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@PatrickTapLaine
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2 years
I don’t know about you, but a guy like me is gonna drink a beer
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@PatrickTapLaine
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3 years
@danabeers it's called beersbee and you're wrong if you say otherwise
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10 months
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1 year
Lady at the liquor just asked me if I buy Copenhagen and miller lite everyday, your job is to take my money not make it seem like I have an addiction
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8 months
Just cracked a beer
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10 months
Babe I promise I’m only having 3(irty) beers tonight
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@PatrickTapLaine
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1 year
Don’t worry babe I picked up the groceries
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2 years
Hangover? No that’s god saying it’s time for another beer
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1 year
In honor of the Soviet Union being established 100 years ago today I will be wearing my Vladislav Tretiak jersey to the bar tonight
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1 year
it smells like upsexybeautifullady in here
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5 months
Dude at the beer store said the millers might not be that cold because they got them in the cooler a couple hours ago, as if I don’t drink half full cans on my bedside table the morning after
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1 year
My son (2yrs) just asked me why I seemed so upset, I then explained to him that miller lite is currently losing to modelo in beer madness, now he’s uncontrollably crying on the floor thanks cerveza drinkers
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11 months
Pretty sure I drink twist offs strictly for their ability to make shower beer towers
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1 year
Give this guy one rip on the elfbar he’s done for
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1 year
It’s come to my attention that drinking 20 beers by yourself and pissing on your sisters couch are “signs of alcoholism”
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1 year
Some people wait all week for Friday just to drink responsibly, I drink responsibly all week to get irresponsible on Friday
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1 year
First beer after work on Friday gotta be top 3 beer of all time
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1 year
I prefer doggy style so we can both watch hockey
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1 year
Sorry babe no sex tonight, beer madness final four is on and I need to get miller lite to the finals
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2 years
Me n the boys at the beer twitter meet up
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1 year
No babe I’m not suicidal, I want someone else to pull the trigger
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6 months
Part of me wants to get a CDL and become a truck driver, the other part of me has a DUI
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2 years
Are watching them play football or are they playing football so we can drink beer?
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9 months
We need to talk about how more men would get laid instantly if their rooms looked like this
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1 year
A guy like me is going to drink too much before family Christmas and make it a problem for everyone
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1 year
Yeah I have a drinking problem, problem drinking anything other than beers
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1 year
Every whiteboy I know wakes up Saturday morning with one thing on his mind, beer.
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1 year
Always knew rooting for Argentina was the right choice
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10 months
Oh no, I tried weighing my balls
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