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Lloyd Garmadon

2 months

〈Parody/RP of Lloyd, from Ninjago: Dragons Rising!〉〈Please, see Rules and Info below!〉 Talk 〔Action〕 «Thinking» 〘Writing/Texting〙 ↳OOC 〈Special〉〈 #ninjago #rp #mvrp #ninjagorp #dragonsrising #parody #parodytwt 〉〈Ran by @LinkieLumerin 〉

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

"YO WHATS UP MY PRANKSTER GANGSTERS"

Onetornado 🍉

@onetornado1

2 months

“Skibidi Toilet is brainrot” What we used to watch:

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

shit

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Lloyd Garmadon

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25 days

mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy?

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Lloyd Garmadon

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30 days

...what is bdsm

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Lloyd Garmadon

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28 days

...so. ...tall girls are hot.

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Lloyd Garmadon

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28 days

...Should I actually invest in therapy?

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Lloyd Garmadon

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20 days

You all better still be alive!

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

Gonna be completely honest with you guys. I hate all of you. You are all the MOST annoying people I've ever met. Being here has been some of the worst days of my life. I hope you all suffer for the rest of your days.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

women are so prettyyyyhhhgggbbnnggh they're so soft and squishyyyhh and I HAVE ONEEEEeeEEE

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Everyone has to stop calling me a baby, or a child, or kiddo, or whatever! I am a grown man

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Good moening! It's Saturday! Which means...Break day!

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

28 days

Hating an entire group of people because of something that is not your business? Ratio

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27 days

...I'll go to a therapist...

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

30 days

guys.... ...i think ive finally lost it.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

I...Remember everything! IM BACK AND NOTHING IS BURNED DOWN

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

bro thinks she can compete when I spend my life screenshotting every frame of him in order to become him also girlie I'm not afraid to admit I'd let him F-CK ME

Lloydisthebest❤️🇵🇸

@Ninjafan2023

1 month

Also I felt I was deserving of this after that

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

u wan sum fuk ?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

The merged realms look kinda like a heart!!! #ninjago

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

I have a PROPOSAL... A temporary love potion, but you just use it on somebody who already loves you in order to get more attention. See, it should be okay because they already love you. 〔He is CLEARLY joking.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Nearly four hundred people? Here just for me??? Crazy... Well, good morning! Glad you're having fun with me.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

〔He's laying on the bed, staring at this ceiling. It's quiet, there's nobody in there, just the quiet hum of the air conditioning can be heard, along with some nurses out walking the halls.〕〔He's lonely, only able to focus on the stinging pain in his stomach. He sighed.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

...I don't think I'm sleeping tonight.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

〔He's playing a game on the TV by himself, it's really quiet, and he looks pretty bored.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

STOP ASKING ME HOW OLD I AM I AM AGELESS I AM EVERYTHING THAT EVER WAS AND EVER SHALL BE AND YET I'M OOOOLD ENOUGH TO F-CK YOUR MOTHER

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Cupcakes! Sorry, I got a little messy.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

19 days

〔Looks like he drank for the first time... aaand had maybe one or two too many.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Good morning! Anything special you need to do today?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

I will pay to hear someone say they love me I have a total of 2 dollars

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

just gotta text from an unknown number that reads "mama needs her f-cky wucky" and I think I'm gonna k1ll myself now

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

10 days

I fell asleep. What day is it again? Am I still ALIVE? Gosh, I'm thirsty...

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

is it weird that I sometimes just wanna THROW THINGS? absolutely DESIMATE things? watch them SHATTER against the wall into a million pieces? throw everything off the counters? fly through the walls? i need therapy I think...

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

So uh, I really like you guys You are all so much fun, and some of you are actually just starting out in this community and well To say thank you, and welcome, I want you to send your character to me in the replies. I'll draw them with Lloyd, if I can.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Good morning, sleepyhead! 〔He found you asleep on the couch, he had been waiting for you to wake up.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Don't worry guys I saved him!!

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

23 days

This really tall girl at the store just called me a pretty boy.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Oh no, no, no, this is a mess. Awful! Terrible! 〔He looked around the room you were in and started dashing around and cleaning it up.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

〔He's sitting at a table with a plate of food, just poking at it instead of eating.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

I've got something fun planned for today~...

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

...i want my mom and dad.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

I love the drawn look of Spinjitzu in Dragons Rising

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

every time someone says they hate men I die ...So yeah say it to my face

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

Happy Easter everyone!

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

am I crazy or are things moving !!! im suing

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

Tornado warning...shoot.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

It's raining. You should come inside.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

27 days

Now I ain't gay, but Markiplier is Markiplier

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

I was out shopping and a random teenager came up and asked me; "Why are you gay?" you would not believe the shock on his face when I gestured to Akita, right next to me, and said "I'm not"

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Good morning! I'm here for another day! Sick of me, yet?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

So I guess TikTok is just gone now?? I mean, okay???

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

17 days

//I dare to say that Ninjago doesn't have enough filler episodes I want to see everyone just goofin with each other and solving daily problems I want a Ninjago slice-of-life spinoff

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

I stubbed my toe I'm going to plunge the world into eternal suffering

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

I want all of you to make sure you're staying safe when going anywhere! Always make sure to let somebody know where you're going and where you are, as well as when you'll be back! It can be dangerous out on your own, even on a short trip to the store. Be careful!

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Night. Sleep night.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Bet my voice can go higher than yours. ...Unless you're a female. Then you're disqualified. NOT fair game.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Any tips on how to get rid of someone who's giving you a massive headache?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

25 days

It's hard having talkative friends when your talk juice runs out fast. No, you aren't boring. No, I don't hate spending time with you. No, I didn't go anywhere. I'm boring, I'm quiet, I'll try to leave abruptly. Why? Wish I knew how to tell you. It's complicated.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Goodnight. ... ...Oh, and uh- Sleep well, make sure to go to bed at a decent time! Sorry.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Goodnight, tomorrow's another day. Make sure you stay safe and healthy.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

Something I think RP and Parody accs don't realize is if you wanna get somewhere you gotta post things people can interact with. Frequently. Posting then going radio silent for a week doesn't cut it. You want activity? Be active. And quotes bury your stuff so yeah, know that too

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Cupcaaaakes! Who wants one?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Uggghhhh... 〔Funny how the Master of ENERGY is now making coffee for the caffeine.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Who wants to know a secret?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Hello! Do you have any plans today?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Who wants to go to the movies with me? I got two tickets. 〔He's in casual clothing, holding the tickets up to be seen.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Good morning.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

Hey! Sorry I was gone. I had such a busy day. I was going all over the place.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

12 days

Guess I should get back into the swing of things. How is everyone?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

28 days

verbal keyboard smash be like

Out of Context Ninjago

@OoCNinjago

29 days

bro wasn't gonna let that slide

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

If Kai sees this; People like your sister more than you, Maybe you should've never gotten that yeeyee ass haircut. - Love, your absolute BEST and FAVORITE brother ever Lloyd

Diesel 🇵🇸(Lego Memes)

@Diesel2805

2 months

Which ninja is your favourite out of these four?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Just Lloyd

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@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

I should be less busy from here on out! How are you?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

I should open MY OWN ORPHANAGE!!! 〔Random big idea that he'll probably never be able to do, as he's outside climbing a random tree.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

HEEEL P SONEBODY JUST RANDOMLY KIDSED ME HELP HELP HELP EWWWEWEWEEW

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Goodnight, I'm gonna pass out. Try not to die, if you can. If you do die, uhhhh...hmmm... Just don't, I guess. I dunno, really...I'mmm..tired. I just exist man, don't ask me.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

I'm... annoyingly tired... ...Ever feel like your brain is tearing itself apart?

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

y'all it's never been more over than it is now

| Nyx | #1 Arin x Lloyd Shipper!!!! :D |

@nyx_nxnja

2 months

autumnshipping go brrrr

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@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

aw yeah, we're eatin unhealthy today boys

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@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Goodnight! I'll be back again tomorrow! Consider it a threat. ...don't actually. I'm not gonna hurt you.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

...Why do I want something sweet so badly...

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

... I can't sleep.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

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I keep losing everything. This is getting crazy.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

〔He's trying to get dinner started, but it really seems like he's just making a mess.〕

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

1 month

//i want to strangle harumi how dare she hurt this goofi face

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Goodnight! Sleep well, and stay safe. I'll see you tomorrow.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Kai really wants us to go public now that almost everyone is back... But I think I'd rather avoid that for as long as possible...some people are... weird.

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Lloyd Garmadon

@Lloyd_notLord

2 months

Good morning! About time I've got some ENERGY! 〔With that energy, the very first thing he decided to do was dash around and start fixing up the place.〕