Bro! Hahahahaha! I’m freaking out. You’re the man! Love the
@ringer
!!!! Are you one row to the left of me? Also that turbulence fucked me up. I need a friend.
Is eating candy the day after Halloween like leaving your lights up too long after Xmas or am I all good???? Please answer quickly. Kit Kat staring daggers at me.
You kill me Smalls. Just doesn’t have the same ring. Found it in an old box in the basement cred to
@_Victor_VonDoom
. I try this new line out on latest episode.
Look I’m by no means a saint on this issue, but as a nation I think it’s time we just start letting our fellow drivers over into our lanes in their time of need. And maybe even a tiny smile?
New podcast new me. Well at least a new podcast. We talk Sandlot 25th and more! Our guest is Glow’s
@JackieTohn
🥊💃 Subscribe to make the fun never stop!!!!
Happy National S’mores Day!
@WorldMark
named me their Grahambassador so I thought I would teach my son the art of making s’mores a little early. I mean all the pro athletes start early right????
#tigerwoods
Watching the
@Dodgers
game in a Philly bar. Plenty of TVs showing it but no sound. Now if I ask them to turn down the music and turn the sound on... will I make it out alive?
Well did my good deed for the day in
#nyc
. Young lady forgot to take her money out of the ATM and yes I ran like 1/8 of a mile to give it to her. I think I also scared the shit out of her. 🤷♂️
Episode 3 - You’re Killing Me Podcast out now - What better way to follow Labor Day than a relaxing listen! We talk my Boston/Fenway trip with the family and we even get a little political 😬
Pretty sure
@KDTrey5
should be on my podcast. I mean I am his Twitter pic. Retweet if you agree! Then we can follow with a friendly game of one-on-one 🏀
Anyone on the east coast who stayed up through that
#WorldSeries
game is hard core. I made it to the 18th and couldn’t keep my eyes open. I’m in central time though... so a slight excuse.
Was at the
@swbrailriders
game & heard about
#BattleoftheBambinos
- Charitable contest against another team. Quote tweet this post using
#TeamBabyBombers
and you’re entered to win a Ham Porter bobblehead & signed jersey! If they get the most they win the money for their charity!
To the guy driving the suped up red Dodge with 18 mufflers on Los Feliz Blvd. in LA that just scared the shit out of me. Why? WHY!!!!!???? It’s a Dodge.
This is Mooney. Best man in my wedding. Podcast co-host. Known him two decades. Favorite sport is baseball. Never seen Sandlot... until now! Hear his review on our latest episode of You’re Killing Me.
Amazing time with the
@yankees
!Great hosts and treated this Bostonian like family. By the way these guys even make 6’0” look short so...
@aaronboone_espn
got me good in the last shot. @…
Dear
@drewbrees
we’ve never met but here’s the thing. I started 0-1 in fantasy and I’m 13 points down this week. Could you just throw
@JaredCook89
70 yards and a touchdown? I know he won’t mind. Would mean the world to me. Who Dat!
Big day today. This is what America is all about. The ability to disagree peacefully with one another, and then to stand by your views through the power of voting.
The amazing
@alannamasterson
is our latest guest on You’re Killing Me. She told me we should record in our pajamas but apparently she sleeps in designer jeans 🤨
@PatrickRenna
How to make a S'more:
1st you take the graham then you stick the chocolate on the graham then you roast the mallow when the mallow is flaming you stick it on the chocolate then you cover it with the other end then you stuff it!!!!
@GuiryTom
My podcast co-host
@themooneybaron
and I are huge fans bro! What seat? I’m coming there. Screw the rules! But if the flight attendant gets pissed you’re in this with me.
Standing in a line for a coffee
@LAX
that is slightly in the way of people walking by. Two dudes walked by and won’t stop talking about how we all really should be waiting closer to the wall. They just don’t understand how we aren’t doing that! Cause it’s 6am assclowns!
When I go for a jog I always feel so cool and hard-core! But I just saw my doppelgänger jogging and I would not use either of those words to describe how he looked. 😬