🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙 @PasokonGal Twitter profile

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

2 years

🤖Hello There🤖 I'm Alma, internet funnybot and '''content''' creator. I say dumb things about tech, anime, and computers. I also talk about how massively attractive I am. (Which I am.) I'm a VTuber over at: @AlmaHexblade . 🤖L8R Nerdos🤖

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

OH THESE ARE TEETH

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@PasokonGal

2 years

HE DID IT #FFXIV

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

Making these is fun.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

I feel like this is the worst post I've made this month, at least

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

The best announcement out of E3.

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5 years

Nintendo is doing its best to prioritize the health of developers, even if it means a game will get delayed. #E32019

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

florida right now

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

4 years

I've lost multiple brain cells while this was in my head

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 RT it for the people who need it.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

AH I SEE, SHADOWBRINGERS IS THE GAMER EXPANSION

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

2 years

Va-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action (2016)

worm @ shipping orders

@softandworm

2 years

We need more coming-of-age stories except the main character is +25, employed and hates their job, single, with less than one friend, and generally bad at human relationships

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

10 months

Logged into FFXIV and immediately lost my mind

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

D.VA'S MECH MAKES SIREN NOISES WHEN YOU BOOST

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

IF YOU TYPE "GG EZ" INTO CHAT ON THE PTR IT DOES THIS

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

@pup_hime I've seen the green and blue ones on bad dragon

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

I DID IT, WE'RE ALL SAVED

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

just rt and hope there's something stupid above it

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

When Blizz officially confirms a gay character in their game

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

MEI GETS SPOOKED

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

4 years

I remember the special note from the devs after the patch was fixed that said basically "YES WE KNOW HOW FUCKING W I L D THIS COINCIDENCE IS. WE LITERALLY NEVER PLANNED THIS AND YOKO TARO DIDN'T DO THIS AT ALL. IT'S LEGITIMATELY A MISTAKE."

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

4 years

Only one raid in and Yoshi-P already regrets his decision

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

The theoretical situation to show that "you don't own the jpg" has actually happened This is the best

web3 is going just great

@web3isgreat

1 year

FTX-hosted NFTs break after website is redirected to a restructuring page December 7, 2022

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

I'VE SUCCESSFULLY SOLD VA-11 HALL-A TO @magnidezmond THOUGH @noirvesper_en BIG W.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

6 years

if you play the Overwatch lootbox opening noise at exactly 11:59:58 on new years eve, the disappointment will happen exactly at midnight. start off your new year with three whites and a blue

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

YOKO TARO HATES THE SUNKEN TEMPLE OF QARN HE'S BECOMING ONE OF US

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@yokotaro

5 years

ＦＦ１４進捗。Lv50。「コンテンツルーレットがレベル上げにイイ」と聞いて「あそこの温泉はリウマチにイイ」的な感覚でコンテンツルーレット通ってたら「遺跡探索カルン埋没寺院」とかいうのが出てきて酷い目に遭った。何度も全滅……しつつなんとかクリア……煮えたぎる地獄の温泉だった。

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

4 years

YOOOOOOOO @cametek !!!!!!

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

Controversial gaming take time: If the only robots you want to fuck are those shiny twins in Atomic Heart, you're a fake robot fucker and I've come to take your robot fucker permit away form you

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

2 years

Happy Cagliostro Day Of Visibility

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

I'm going to punch someone

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

3 years. Two minutes of content.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

GUYS I'M SCARED

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

RT for luck on your rolls

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

2 years

@vanripperart Hey Helltaker, I think you've got the wrong door, the Leather club is two blocks down.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

4 years

Yeah I respect gamer's rights GAMERS RIGHTS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

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@pcgamer

4 years

Being 'muted' in a game does not violate your civil rights, US federal court declares

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

2 years

Hello friends, who love and have bought Va-11 Hall-A with your money this isn't run by anybody associated with the game or anything. block and report as a joking side note, would jill understand these things? probably not. she'd think it's dumb

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

3 years

YOU HAVE VA-11 HALL-A IT CAME WITH YOUR FUCKING XBOX GAME PASS

Ysbryd Games

@YsbrydGames

3 years

It must be happy hour in Glitch City! 🍹 #VA11HALLA : Cyberpunk Bartender Action from our cohort at @SukebanGames is on @XboxGamePassPC this week! 🍺 Check out the games coming soon! More information on Xbox Game Pass for PC!

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

6 years

MCCREE IS TRANS AND SO AM I IT'S HIGH PRIDE #OverwatchLeague #OWL2018

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

27 days

rt this to scare a gamer

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

[Sees your Draw]

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@PasokonGal

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

I RECORDED VIDEO TO SHOW YOU THAT I'M NOT LYING

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

One of the two guards always tells the truth. The other guard always lies.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

MEME'S DEAD, EVERYONE EVACUATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

So when's this going to happen.

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@PasokonGal

7 years

Blizzard really doesn't think about what people do with this game, do they

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

4 years

"Tell me about it...." @YsbrydGames @SukebanGames

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

>Apparently the reason why the Note 7 exploded was because they wanted to make thinner phones CAN WE STOP NOW WITH THE THIN SHIT

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

@ByzanWrites I don't even know.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

Hey, side note: The comic is blocked in Russia.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

MEI DOES THE HARE HARE YUKAI I'M FUCKING DYING THANK YOU BLIZZARD

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

6 years

I should be doing work but I did this. #FFXIV

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

4 years

THE KEYBOARD CABLE IS COILED FUCK YEAH LET'S GO BACK TO EARLY OCMPUTING AESTHETICS

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@pcgamer

4 years

This portable Threadripper PC gives new meaning to the term 'desktop replacement'

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

3 years

"We were A/B testing and a lot of people didn't like it tee hee oopsie :)"

Support

@Support

3 years

Tweets in chronological order on web has been fixed –– the option to switch your Home timeline view to latest Tweets first was removed for some of you on web. We’ve fixed this and the option should now be available again for everyone.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

3 years

Fuck they did it again

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@PasokonGal

3 years

Made up a guy: Guy who sees the Activision Blizzard v. California lawsuit and here excited because it means more Overwatch 2 details coming extremely soon

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

me_irl

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

Persona: We dance and solve murders Danganronpa: we cry and solve murders Nier: we cry

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

Hmmm.... 🤔🤔🤔🤔 @SukebanGames @GirlsFrontlineE

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

6 years

Morning wood? Don't you mean:

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

6 years

Y'all are talking about this but I'm wondering where I can buy this fuckin hat.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

Blizzard taunts us with an actual good Zenyatta skin

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

she has a vaporwave skin SHE HAS A VAPORWAVE SKIN

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

BARBATOS IS DEAD, I REPEAT BARBATOS IS DEAD #FGONA

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

2 years

@Kossuel [In The Aether] Emet-Selch, watching us fight Endsinger: and this is why we don't let stem majors work on societal problems

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

@CovfefeChan @elonmusk It's uhm... Right there.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

2 years

@ScrewyClassic If we download it 3.1 billion times, we defeat the evil.

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@PasokonGal

8 years

I JSUT WANTED TO PLAY OVERWATCH WHAT THE FUCK

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@PasokonGal

8 years

SOME ...

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

No guys seriously I've never seen any MCU movie and this just looks like the highest quality shitpost I could never attain in life.

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@aspaul

5 years

Imagine seeing this poster and having no idea what the MCU is

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

This has been stuck in my head this morning and I need to get it out before it consumes my head via nanomachines #va11halla

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

3 years

Thank you for your service, Astolfo....

Bridgette Matter

@Bmatternews

3 years

Demonstrators clearing out. No more than 10 showed up. @ActionNewsJax

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@PasokonGal

1 year

I don't know what happened in my brain to make this image

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@PasokonGal

7 years

when you gotta get married at 11 and raid starts at 12

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

Who would win: Confident Young Reinhardt vs Glowing 1000 degree knife #Overwatch

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

IMPORTANT LORE QUESTION, STEP THE FUCK ASIDE #Overwatch

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

The horrors of what this company has done to copyright law and media ownership overshadows any magic it ever had.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

2 months

The AI gen teddy bear got a HUGE HOOOOG

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@cal50

2 months

facebook is just for whatever this is now

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

On one hand: Cute! On the other: So anyway it has handles on the shoulders for you to grab, and also to disable it you pull on the battery on its tummy.

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@disclosetv

1 year

NEW - NYPD adds "robot dog" to force.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

3 years

HAVE PEOPLE CONSIDERED: ALL GACHA IS PREDATORY

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

3 years

@oneunderscore__ Don't forget the question about the literal Mona Lisa.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

7 years

PAISSA EARRING

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 months

I got a gift from a friend for Christmas and I can't stop being gay (🖼️: @rinnytanart ) #ロボ子Art

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@PasokonGal

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@PasokonGal

1 year

Also very important fact. The Jill plushie has a magnet to hold her drink shaker. Dana also has a magnet in her hand, but no accessory. So they can hold hands.

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

6 years

WHAT'S UP BITCHES, I GOT AN A ON MY NEIR AUTOMATA PRESENTATION IN ETHICS CLASS

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

6 years

D O O T 7 6

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

5 years

SHE LOOMS #va11halla

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

9 years

YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A SQUID NOW YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE ＤＩＳＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＥＤ

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

1 year

Today I learned that the Tesla is auto driving only with cameras oh fuck oh god why fucking hell robot waiters are more advanced than these fucking things you drive in

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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙

@PasokonGal

8 years

"EXCUSE ME" - DONALD TRUMP #debatenight

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