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@Parikshit_K_

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Former child. Tier 1.25 college.

Reactor 4, Chernobyl
Joined March 2021
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सुबह की किरणों को रोकें, जो सलाखें है कहाँ, जो खयालों पे पहरे डाले वो आँखें है कहाँ पर खुलने की देरी है परिंदे उड़ के चूमेंगे, आसमां आसमां आसमां
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Imagine telling today's kids all these masterpieces released same year.
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That only proves she doesn't enforce her choices onto her loved ones. I thought that meant being liberal?
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Someone tell Sudha Murthy not to touch her son-in-law, daughter and their kids.
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The guy who first warned us about AGI.
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Bhai 12 hrs is if you eat at 9pm and have breakfast after 9 next morning. That's not fasting nor it is unusual. I am now almost convinced journalism and mass comm is just a facade employment scheme for English speaking rich kids with no utility whatsoever
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You can't guess the second tweet in the thread.
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"Arranged marriages are transactional and there is no love in those marriages" My parents had a typical arranged marriage My father was succesful and my mother is beautiful A typical transactional arranged marriage As a family we used to travel, go out frequently and had fun
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Epic rap battles of history
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Who's ordering from Gilgit Baltistan and Lahore
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India and its love for Biryanis😋 (heat map of Biryani orders till 9pm)
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Missing old feed
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Toh padhna chahiye tha acche se bsdk
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If you are in Fintech and your Engineering Manager says no need to set unique field constraint for Aadhar/PAN, start leetcoding and interview preparation.
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#NDTVProfitExclusive | #RBI found material lapses in #PaytmPaymentsBank , says sources. For the latest news and updates, visit:
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"Bhaiya ek Monica Hall dikhana" "Thoda saste mein dikhana"
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@AditiThorat @narendramodi As an actual citizen of India, no one cares what you think or has little to no skin in the game.
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@swatic12 Guy knew.
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@vaniIlaessence Khud kud ja kadhai mein to serve your own meat agar itni padi hai hospitality ki, nalayuck
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Upcoming TVF series topics -Protagonist doing PhD -Some kid trying to get into FAANG -Boy trying to crack Talati exam -Kid trying to crack IIT again via GATE -Corporate guy trying to get Internal job posting -Struggling actor trying to get role in web series
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Rahul Ligma is Marathi.
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Dripped Out Technology Brothers
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Jensen Huang (co-founder and CEO of NVIDIA) and Rahul Sonwalkar (founder and CEO of Julius AI)
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@ShaunakSA Counter espionage department in Military intelligence be like
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"लड़का क्या करता है?" "विलायत में मूठ मारने की आदत छुड़वाता है"
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Things that are not part of 100k USD == 40LPA in India calculations. Acchi zindagi ka koi PPP equivalent nahi hota.
US me log solar storm enjoy karrhe hain, Delhi me aandhi toofan se khidki band karni padi hai
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Recession is over guys
@TanyaVermaaa
Tanya Verma
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Day one at @MicrosoftIndia ✨️
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Engineers in other countries: Running Llaama on Android phones Engineers here: dSA roAdMaP sYsTeM dESiGn aLgO cHeeTsHeAT
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"You should stay in India because India is growing" is a bad career advice. Imagine if people were told to follow similar advice post 1991 liberalisn. The best Indian* people at great positions today in terms of work, money, good overall life are ones who left India 1990-2013.
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Never leaving this country.
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You can't raise kids and family in this part of the country. Only way people find this normal is because they grew up in the same hostile environment and extended social settings. For anyone else it's just a huge culture shock.
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Clever chap this guy. Doesn't answer why a potential high DAU/MAU item isn't picked up, leaves all Indian languages & a major market out, tries to then rile up linguistic faultlines. Nigga we know what Indian languages are, qn is why none of them feature here.
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Oh, it doesn't end there btw. Crazy crazy year.
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Was Sivaji the original 🇮🇳/acc guy? - Bought crucial capital gained from Bull run in software ✅ - Spent heavily on local vendors during his visit in India ✅ - Tried to boost manufacturing & hardware and grow Indian workforce for same ✅
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Bhosadpillers after realising kids of good looking rich people also are gonna be good looking.
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Neel•࿗
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Meet Akshay Kumar's son. It's crazy how all these star kids are escaping jeet-ism.
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If I had a penny each time explaining Desi conservative crowd that Officers and their families are highly anglicised and liberal as a class, a good chunk of them, and don't see themselves as some guardian of civilisational nationalism or core trad values, I'd be rich finally.
@SathayePP
👹 LuciferMorningStar
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Just imagine, the daughter of a former Indian Navy Chief who fought against our enemies ended up marrying a Pakistani Military Officer. There's nothing scarier than wokeism. Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
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She looks like AOC + Ananya Pandey
@andradavulpee
Andrada
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Had a Data Science live talk and the standing desk was a game changer. Much easier to keep a straight back and helps with confidence too 🦦
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65-70% of viewership of Indian comedians is bachelors living alone in city and watching something just to watch while eating.
@ThenNowForeve
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Most overrated man after Anuv Jain
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Sadly, it's way tougher to leave now than it was 15-20 yrs ago. US has long queues to GC, Canada almost going through a crisis, EU has high taxes, low salaries & high inflation with lot of sudden influx of taxpayer dependent crowd. One can only hope there's a way out in future
@ravihanda
Ravi Handa
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If you are under 30 and in 30% tax bracket - just leave India. Come back in 10-15 years (IF YOU WANT). By then you will have enough money to retire and you will be set for life. Have kids outside. Ensure they get a better citizenship / passport. They will be set for life.
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@RishiJoeSanu West Bengal moment
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Met the senior engineer in my team in person at his home. Such a lovely guy. He is hariyanvi and introduced his family as "JSON hai aur je daughter hai"
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DSA Roadmap to help you crack 80% of interviews. Curated me and by my friends who cracked companies like Zeta,
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This TCS thing reminded me how someone in our colony had a similar situation where the wife was working in TCS in another city, got married and shifted to boy's city and had a baby during lockdown and now they're calling her back to her original place. Most probably sadly she'll
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"2 chai aur ek goldflake, chai thoda jaldi"
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Ishan Bhai yehi mauka hai team ke kaam aane ka😈
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This was Byjus before Byjus.
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Me showing Siraj's boundary to SKY
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@protosphinx Prem also probably doesn't show his real income on paper like most unsalaried folks in India😛
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Why does this look out of a Panchayat episode
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Imagine going like this in metro and some aunty asking "Aapke aankh ka operation hua hai?"
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bec people aren’t ready for it yet 😋
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Lmao what even
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@randomusements Once you cross a certain threshold of followers/subscribers, you just need to keep uploading. The content or topic doesn't matter anymore or a lot. At the most such "family vloggers" need to occasionally create artificial situations for some spice.
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@Nher_who @navikakumar Kapil sibal is the original pettigrew
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Me contemplating life decisions at 8am
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What boils my blood is you'll see entire tribe of fuckin recruiters jumping ship in short spans, the recent one being all Cred talent acquisition folks going to rippling, yet they shit their pants if they see some IC developer having similar trajectory & get passive aggressive.
@vibinbaburajan
Vibin Babuurajan 👋
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Linkedin experience description done right 😂
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TVF writers after seeing that guy
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@Kartik_Trivedi1
Kartik Trivedi
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Saw a reel about a guy clearing his NEET ug in 7 attempts!!! Unreal obsession, wasted 7 years for one single exam!
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Just get a normal day job & you'll be channeling your "talent" for much better impact & gain "insights" for whatever domain you work than such random snippets. And talk to real people. Har dusre din bc "XYZ is dead now" "PQR is killing la**a lehsun" "How ABC did XYZ"
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Kirana shops are failing in India but it's not just because of companies like Zepto or Blinkit, In fact the reason for their failure, is why 90% of businesses fail in India See Kirana Shop business model is to be a retailer and make daily essentials available in a certain
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Indian middle class is going to face the toughest challenge in the next 20-30yrs on multiple fronts including societal changes pertaining to modernity, opportunities crunch, diminished purchasing power. The best is past us in terms of upward socio economic mobility & a good life
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Baji Please
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Your opinion about your country & patriotism that gets you like this?
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Leetcode too irrelevant & doesn't test "real" skills. want to build "real stuff" Banao ab real stuff.
@shobhitic
Shobhit Bakliwal 🦇🔊
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take home assignment for an internship! not even a full time SDE role, for a bloody internship!
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Mobile data should have remained 350rs a month for a GB.
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Sad part is some day within our lifetime these people will come to power and it will probably overnight crash markets & our savings with it, disrupt our entire kids future at a stage of life where it would be difficult to mitigate or go for alternatives.
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Future is doomed.
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In matter of 10 yrs, your ideal customer profile of a person using internet in India went from smart top decile income urban dwelling Indian teen enjoying crazy levels of satire and wittyness to now family vlog, suhagrat vlog, "reality of XYZ", aliens sahi mein hai?
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@shrutigupta003
Shruti Gupta
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i miss TVF/ AIB from a decade back. they would've made the greatest Shark Tank parody sketch. now everything is Unacademy Extended Universe / StartUp Bro Inspiration Podcast
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@rmnth Agree with you most of the time Ramnath, but not here. The whole extra charge is value addition on the service that you can see restaurants/menu, get food delivered to your place in a given time window. You're paying extra for that.
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That intern 15 yrs later
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looking for an intern (travel, ops, writing, social media, content, design, admin) 20-25 y/o, high energy, self motivated, can write and talk well work will be random, busy AND free [paid, remote, async but you can call me 24x7] any takers?
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Based on true incidents in my office.
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Lot of people overspend on school where instead they should try to save enough for higher education abroad. Beyond a point it doesn't help investing in school in India because you're fate is going to be decided by entrance exam anyway if you plan to stay here.
@drvyomika
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My son is in UKG. I am paying 1.25lakhs pa as his school fees. The cost of other lil stuff like uniform stationary items etc is around 10-15k . Should I stop this and instead invest 1.5L pa in equity so that by the time he's 18 he'll earn enough just sitting at home???
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@financewsharan If internet wasn't cheap in India, you would have failed again.
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@aviralbhat So many people would immediately return if this was true. Talk to your own batchmates and seniors if not anyone else at least.
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Nahi madarchod, kyu bhejega tu notification. Pdf banane wali app hai tu bsdk, "Maine pyaar kiya" ka kabootar nahi. Bade aaye bhadwe notification bhejne wale.
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Le moot Diya tere Cetaphil pe
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This is the fitness content you need. Not someone telling you eating 2 idlis in morning is bad.
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Wharton MBAs (As per his own bio) discovering Glucose powder has sugar as majority component 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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I'll rather identify as female. Thanks. You people are proud of the weirdest things 🤦🏻‍♂️
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It seems like an ugly photo But from the guys' point of view, it is a perfect room to spend quality time
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India's middle class's biggest crisis is going to be the fact that the usual bail outs like a MS abroad as a route to residency/citizenship for your kid which had been the default option for many is going to vanish. The domestic job scenario? The less I talk about the better
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with orgs becoming lean, i doubt there are enough jobs for people in their 20s a decade from now
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Toh kamao bsdk.
@lavsmohan
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Having a child is a financial decision Having a child is a financial decision Having a child is a financial decision Having a child is a financial decision Having a child is a financial decision Having a child is a financial decision Having a child is a financial decision
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16 year old me after telling "Rehne do" to shopkeeper telling me "HC Verma ka solutions wali book bhi kharid lo, kaam aayegi"
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One of the most draining feeling in life is to visit your ancestral home after you grandparents are gone. It ceases to feel like home, doesn't feel your own. No amount of uncles, aunts, nephews, nieces, land, money, gold left behind makes it feel home.
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When the junior Dev says no to unfeasible product requests
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Devs around the world: Worried about jobs being slashed due to AI assistants Indian devs: Simping for chick in scaler ads while industry probably getting disrupted
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That's a lot of cope for " How dare these people not join our champagne socialist activism and be unapologetic of their ideological leanings and live a comfortable life"
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It's a sweet and well made movie My only concern is if he wasn't as good as a painter ( not all dyslexic kids might have some unique capability ), does that mean he or such dyslexic kids don't deserve the same sympathy? Isko aata tha painting isliye redemption arc ban gaya iska
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Taare Zameen Par (2007) in 1 minute 40 seconds:
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Aur Karo dev vs CP debate CP Wale ne ab dev ke L laga diye
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I first learned to program when I was 9 years old and fell in love with the ability to turn my ideas into reality. Now, teaching AI to code at @cognition_labs has been a dream come true. We've still got a long way to go; if this sounds like something you'd like to work on, please
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Your ancestors are clinical idiots.
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Bhargavi.. ಭಾರ್ಗವಿ
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My ancestors have eaten this Breakfast n lived for 90+ years. You can keep eating protein. We will eat this awesome breakfast no matter what..
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@AmanHasNoName_2 It's not Paradox, it's 80% of the girls dating the same 10% of guys at different point in times. What do you think is a bare minimum for chick to qualify for a partner lol
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No one: Absolutely no one: That TCS guy under the laid off post of some FAANG guy: "aTLeAsT wE gEt sALaRY oN TiMe, cOmE jOiN uS fOr pEaCE oF miNd"
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Arey kaka lekin mein toh spark plug change karne aaya tha
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@iimcomic Yes totally, it's not like an Indian billionaire providing cheapest internet in the world and facilitating internet penetration in an untapped market like our helps the country in any way. Or maybe I'll shit on my own people to sound cool.
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Increasingly feel if you both you & your partner don't earn the top $, you should preferably avoid cities like BLR because essentially you'll be competing with purchasing power of people/families with 2-3x total family income in everything from stuff like rent to school fees.
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I downloaded the wrong Before Sunrise.
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@championswimmer I don't think pointing capacity constraints and bottlenecks is classism.
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Did some calculations using Cleartax to get an idea of how tax affects us. Regime used is " Post-Budget (New Regime) FY(23-24)" To get a net monthly salary of let's say 2L you require 30L income, instead of 24L 3L you require 50L income, instead of 36L Even with 60L you won't
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Low key proud of myself to have pulled off a Goa trip of 2.5 days at only 13k per head with a stay at walking distance from beach, and 3A, 2A train journey, AC taxis, non veg meals with beers twice a day Had booked just a month before so expected costs to be higher.
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All the "I can't hire" posts have same pattern, no mention of role/work exp & pay they tried hiring for, job board/website used etc - try selecting random guys eager at less pay, they suck in intervw - interview folks at good current place, they'll demand premium, will judge org
@Narayani07
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The story of every organization which is hiring today. 3 years of experience and demanding 30LPA, without knowing their ability or worth. Add the 3 months notice period and it's a nightmare. The icing on the cake are the 'Didi- Bhaiya' influencers who encourage the young talent
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They'll study hard for 2-3 yrs, get a good college or useful branch. Mostly enjoy a vibrant campus life, grind a little for good job, be sorted after that Vs Going to random college/degree, spend 4 yrs & coming out with little to no idea what to do ahead
@aaraynsh
Aaraynsh
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Only 5 hours of sleep in 24 hours and no time for physical activities? Five years down the line, you will realize that no exam was worth sacrificing your sleep, personal health, family time. You miss out on birthdays, weddings, and gradually your friends will drift away, and you
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Don't like to crib about hiring process, standardised tests, leetcode, system design etc. My only concern is how a good amount of bandwidth & curiosity spent on learning and implementing new stuff outside your day job amount almost to nothing when it comes to finding jobs.
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Do you guys think Arjun Tendulkar's friends send him "ae vedya" reels
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Yesterday I went to buy a jacket offline. Was done in 15 mins or so. Mummy and sister asked itne jaldi kaise le liya, I told them I tried 2, wore them and liked the second one so bought it, they are saying this is not correct.
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So true, I know a girl who got laid off in tech because of elitist practices of diversity hiring which couldn't be sustained post ZIRP era. She eventually went back to her village and cleared UPSC and defeated patriarchy and won over the main patriarch.
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@sugandhanisa
Sugandha
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The tech sector can never compete with UPSC as far as fairness & accessibility is concerned. Hiring & career growth are overly biased & flawed here. We are also a largely non-inclusive, elitist, (& many other -ists) space. UPSC is many Indians’ only real shot at a better life.
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Imagine returning to home after a hectic day to see this shit.
@memenist_
Cabinet Minister, Ministry of Memes,🇮🇳
1 year
5g packs ka rate zyada rakhna @reliancejio 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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@cvkrishnan It's about caste. You can't be associated with blue collar work if you are from certain communities even if absolute income is good. There's a typical scenario you can touch a middle class lifestyle with blue collar work, which essentially is something like:
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