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Shridhar V

@iimcomic

22 days

Mumbai! Doing my solo show after a while 😀. Link to tickets here:

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Shridhar V

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7 months

HR manager seeing the rest of the company work hard. #INDvsNZ

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1 year

MI - Finds new talent. CSK - Backs experienced players. RR - Grooms young prospects. RCB - Makes stylish Jerseys for Virat Kohli. #LSGvMI

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8 months

The only real fight from Pakistan’s side today was offered by him: #INDvsPAK

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4 years

A Gujarati scamming an entire nation with the help of a Sitaraman. Scam 1992 was a great show. 👀

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3 years

In India, a Bill in a restaurant has seen more debate than Bills in the Parliament.

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7 months

The only time SKY looked good today 🥲 #INDvsAUSfinal

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5 months

Both India & Afghanistan working overtime in Bangalore to impress Mr. Narayana Murthy 🙏🏻 #INDvAFG

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2 years

Aamir Khan in Taare Zameen Par & 3 Idiots: Marks don’t matter. Do what your heart says. Aamir Khan in Vedantu Ad: Money back if your kid doesn’t get more Marks.

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6 months

The best way to live in India is inside a bubble. Study well, work hard, make money, live in a gated community & pray the mobs don’t enter. Because, hate doesn’t differentiate. It’s either Religion, Region or Language. Your only hope is you’re not caught on the wrong side. 🙏🏻

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3 years

Got this new baby home ❤️ Please appreciate this asset that depreciates 🚗🥳

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5 years

Jersey change didn’t help. Mahatma Gandhi & Saurav Ganguly have taught us that the only way to win against the British is by going Shirtless. #INDvENG

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Always fascinated by how some startup founders in India feel the need to remind everyone, every two days about how special they are, how alpha they are, how sigma they are, how they’ve been sent by God to make people play games on mobile phones for ₹2 Cashback 🙏🏻

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Mediocre people often have a clear tell: you’ll often see them hanging out with other mediocre people, probably because the A+ folks avoid them.

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5 years

People have more expectations from a web series than the Government.

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5 years

Parent: You scored only 40/100 in the math test Kid: I scored 20 in the last test. So, that’s a 100% growth. Sharma ji’s son scored 85 last time & 95 now. That’s only 11.8% growth. You should be proud Parent: Yes, I’m proud of you. You’ll one day be India’s finance minister

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4 years

Surprised that Amitabh Bachchan named his kids Abhishek & Shweta and not T-1 & T-2.

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27 days

Thanks to Chinnaswamy’s drainage system, Chennai fans’ tears can’t be seen. #RCBvsCSK

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23 days

I hope the RCB management now goes back, thinks hard, introspects and launches another jersey next year. #RCBvsRR

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5 years

Section 144 in Bangalore. More than 4 people can't assemble at one place. Thus, preventing Startups from being formed. #AYODHYAVERDICT

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1 year

Virat Kohli in interviews: After meeting Anushka, my life has changed. I’m very calm now. Nothing bothers me or irks me anymore. I’ve never been more at peace with everything. Virat Kohli on Anushka’s birthday:

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1 year

These people queued up to donate their blood. Nobody checked what the religion of the injured is. At the end of the day, this is who we are. It’s not the politicians &media who spew venom on a daily basis to make extra money, get more power. It’s people who care for other people.

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5 years

Indians are okay with corruption as long as it’s done by people they like 🎈

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4 years

Kunal Kamra as a comedian has always been ahead of his time. Other comedians are cancelling their travel plans now.

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6 months

Army officers looking at Startups calling their meeting rooms as “War Rooms” where they’re sitting on their laptops to ensure Raju from Andheri gets his ₹20 Lay’s Chips packet with ₹10 discount, delivered at midnight. 😵‍💫

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5 years

Dhoni's birthday - July 7th. Ganguly's birthday - July 8th. "Calm before the Storm" never made more sense.

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2 years

Nobody: Your hostel mess on Independence Day:

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2 years

Every single panelist on an Arnab Goswami debate is McAdams 😷

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3 years

Not surprised that Rahul failed in Narendra Modi stadium. #INDvENG

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3 years

“We did it Joe! They’ve named a fruit after me in India.”

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3 years

Mutual Fund Ads: Be aware of market risks. Invest wisely. Cryptocurrency Ads: Crypto is unregulated. Be careful. Fantasy Sports Ads: This might lead to addiction. Be smart. Pam Masala Ads: You are a king, you are the champion, there’s no stopping now. Go, achieve your dreams.

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3 years

UP to have 5 International Airports. Great news for people in UP. They’ll have more options to leave the state.

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5 years

Never thought I’d see the day when families across the nation would be tuned into their TVs watching a Space Mission at 2am in the night. You’re already a winner ISRO. At the very least, tonight, you’ve inspired many a young minds. Well done 🙏🏻👏🏻 #Chandrayaan2Live

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4 years

If the judges in india were half as strict as Salman Khan on Bigg Boss, Salman Khan wouldn’t be hosting Bigg Boss.

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4 years

Tragedy of the lockdown: Migrants have taken more steps than the Government.

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4 years

When you realise that Aatma Nirbhar means India will run on Self Reliance.

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8 months

I agree with Mr. Narayana Murthy. In fact, if Youth starts working for 70 hours a week from college itself, they’ll never have to join Infosys.

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8 months

Commentator: Kuldeep is using the Flight well. Sachin: I remember we used to take a lot of Flights. But of course we don’t have so many airlines flying back then. Important thing was to adjust to the Cabin Pressure. #INDvsPAK

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4 years

Goa is Covid-19 free now. Great stuff 👏🏻👏🏻 Even Coronavirus’ Goa plan got cancelled.

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5 years

Section 144 should be imposed again in Mumbai. Because, if more than 4 people assemble at a given place, Maharashtra Governor might invite them to form the Government. #MaharashtraPolitics

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9 months

There’s a reason why Neeraj Chopra doesn’t shy away from showing respect to his Pakistani rival or why Virat Kohli doesn’t show aggression off the field with Pakistan players. When you’re so sure of who you are & what your abilities are, the world always comes around. #INDvPAK

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5 years

“Greta is a 16 year old child being exploited by adults” - Raju, who took up Engineering because his parents & relatives wanted him to.

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1 year

Very sweet gesture from the Mumbai team. Made the Delhi team feel at home after the match:

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5 years

Pakistan’s Minister of Science & Technology says India has failed. I was shocked & in disbelief after hearing that statement. I had no idea Pakistan has a Science & Technology Ministry.

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4 years

Sorry Indigo, I won’t be flying with you again. Just cancelled my tickets on your flight. Attached is the screenshot.

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5 years

Vicky Kaushal is the Indian Akshay Kumar.

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5 years

Varun Dhawan’s Coolie No.1 cast received praise from the Prime Minister for not using Plastic on the sets. It’s truly an environmentally friendly movie. They’re even recycling the story.

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3 years

Richard Branson wants to start space tourism. Jeff Bezos also wants to send people to space. Elon Musk wants to send people to Mars. Indian Billionaires are simple people. They just send people to Lok Sabha & Rajya Sabha.

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4 years

Coimbatore’s name has been changed to Koyampuththoor. Don’t worry. In Hindi, it continues to be pronounced as Madras.

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1 month

Mumbai. Elphinstone bridge collapsed - All bridges were audited for safety. Kamala Mills fire - All establishments were checked for fire compliance. Hoarding fell - Approvals for all hoardings are being verified. In a city that never sleeps, it takes disasters to wake BMC up.

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1 year

Not surprised by the withdrawal of ₹2000 Notes. This is clearly the result of the ongoing global Semiconductor shortage.

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3 years

Cowin is the exact opposite of a Porn site. Won’t show you anything if you say you’re 18+.

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6 years

Wohoo! Section 377 has been quashed. Now all Indians can love people of any gender from their caste 😃 #Section377

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4 years

Corona Virus has probably reached Bombay but is still searching for a place to stay.

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10 days

At this stage, SRH’s 287 continues to be the highest score so far. #ElectionsResults

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5 years

It’s Australia vs Pakistan today. When the crowd chants “Cheater Cheater” this time, players of both teams will be confused 👀 #AUSvPAK

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1 year

RCB bowlers wondering why CSK crowd is applauding them when they take CSK’s wicket. #RCBvsCSK

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3 years

Boy: I’m sure you can never block me. Girl:

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7 years

There are 3 kinds of people in India: 1. Nationals 2. Anti Nationals 3. People outside Delhi who have real jobs to do.

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4 years

Other cities in India: 3 BHK available for rent. Mumbai: 3BHK available for rent.

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8 months

Can’t blame Pakistan surrendering to Kuldeep Yadav. It’s China man. 🇨🇳 #INDvsPAK

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7 months

Animal & Sam Bahadur releasing together today. Some people will get to watch an Alpha Male, a Macho Man, the definition of how a real man should be & others will see Sandeep Reddy Vanga’s movie.

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4 years

Right Wing: Boycott this. Left Wing: Boycott that. Normal Indians: Sort by Price (Low to High)

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6 years

Congress: We have the numbers. BJP: We have the numbers. Mark Zuckerberg: We have the numbers, date of birth, addresses, love interests, bank details, likes, dislikes, hobbies etc.,

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5 years

Lenskart did what BJP couldn’t. They’ve deposited more than ₹ 15 Lakhs in my account so far.

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6 years

Sunny Leone’s event canceled in Congress ruled Bangalore. Students of a Christian school in CPI (M) ruled Kerala suspended because they hugged. Padmavati movie banned by BJP ruled states. Indian political class. Divided by parties. United by stupidity 🙌🏻

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7 years

Flipkart bought Myntra, Jabong & ebay. The problem with Flipkart is they shop more than their customers do.

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1 year

MS Dhoni should stay with the team for the next 5 years only as a captain. Just pure captaincy. No need to bat. No need to keep. Just stand in the field & strategise. CSK can win with 10 people playing 🙏🏻🙏🏻 #CSKvsGT

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3 years

When I met Rahul Dravid before he left for Indiranagar to pursue his passion 🚗

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2 years

“Gautam Gambhir was saying Indians should stop hero worshiping & not make the matches about one person. Lol”. #INDvsPAK2022

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7 years

Virat & Anushka got married. Rahul Gandhi elected as congress president. What a great day for Italy 🙌🏻

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3 years

Pablo Escobar, after realising that Cristiano Ronaldo is being praised by everyone for moving Coke in public.

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6 years

Rashid Khan is a 20 year old & Mujeeb is just 17. Imagine what they could have achieved if they were in India!! With the right coaching, amazing eco system & the guidance from everyone around, they would have easily cracked the IIT JEE exam to study engineering 🙂 #BANvAFG

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5 years

Bollywood celebrities are complaining about overpriced Bananas & Eggs in a five star Hotel while asking people to pay ₹500 to watch an Arjun Kapoor movie in multiplexes.

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4 years

A Cyclone missing Mumbai made more news than a Cyclone hitting Kolkata.

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3 years

When they said everybody is getting shots but then you go there to realise that they meant Vaccines.

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3 years

So now, are they called Former Laws?

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4 years

India now becomes the third biggest drugs supplier to USA after Colombia & Mexico.

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2 years

Pat Cummins has just returned from Pakistan. No wonder he’s become Explosive 🧨 #KKRvMI

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2 years

Qatar is extremely lucky! This is the quickest USA has left a country in the Middle East. #NEDUSA

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7 months

There are Two Indias: Bumrah, Mohammed Shami, Mohammed Siraj. Prasiddh Krishna, Avesh Khan, Arshdeep Singh. #INDvAUS

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4 years

Girl: Hey, are you dating someone? Boy: No, I am Aatma Nirbhar.

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3 months

Hardik Pandya is a great captain. He’s preserving Bumrah for the T20 World Cup 🫡 #SRHvMI

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1 year

Slightly disappointed that Modi Ji didn’t spin the coin at Toss today. Would’ve been nice to see Rupee go up because of him. 👀 🪙 #INDvAUS

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3 years

Petition to make “Spiderman Spiderman” the official team song #INDvsAUS

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1 year

Shark Tank India - A show where new age entrepreneurs come to showcase new ways of doing business in India to a panel of judges who don’t want to invest in a company because it might be a potential competitor to co-panelists who are all great friends with each other. 💰

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4 years

Mumbai has almost become like Bangalore now. Great weather, mad traffic & nobody speaks Kannada 😬

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2 years

No point explaining the rules around waist high no balls to Pakistan. They don’t understand the concept of lines they have to be within. #INDvsPAK2022

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5 years

During Ramzan, God tests your will power. You have to fast without even taking a sip of water in the day for 30 days & then watch a Salman Khan movie in the end. Massive respect! #EidMubarak

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4 years

For a Govt that loves Jio, it’s surprising that they have no Data.

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5 years

The economy is in a mess because Millennials voted during 2019 elections.

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4 years

“This Dalgona Coffee is so stupid. I don’t know why people follow mindless trends.” - A guy who did his MBA after Engineering.

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3 years

TVF has more content on various entrance exams than Byju’s & Unacademy combined.

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4 years

So will CBI question Karan Johar normally or would it be a Rapid Fire round? 🔥

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2 years

Imagine, Pakistanis have to go to work tomorrow on a Monday & Indians have a holiday. 🥹 #INDvsPAK2022

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3 years

People in Australia & New Zealand watching tonight’s T20 World Cup final match:

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5 years

Virat Kohli praises every single Anushka Sharma movie. That tells you how horrible he’s at reviews.

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4 years

Thanks to Ranveer Singh, we will get to see India win at least one World Cup this year.

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2 years

Bangalore truly is a tech friendly city. It’s raining there so that nobody can see Crypto investors crying.

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4 years

Piyush Chawla turns 31 in Five days, making him automatically eligible to play for CSK. #IPLAuction2020

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4 years

Journalists could not recognise a Postman because he delivers news without twisting it 📧

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Nick Jonas would’ve realised that weddings in India last longer than marriages in the US.

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