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I’m everything and nothing at the same time. You do the math

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@PapiHanzo
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Every single one of us in the theater watching Spiderman NWH were like
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Finding out Fat Man Scoop recorded his parts on “Lose Control” based on Ciara dancing in the studio just makes that song even more Iconic.
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When Pops pulled up like this after Shawn and Marlon made him feel old on his birthday 😭 RIP John Witherspoon
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With all this Diddy shit being exposed, looking back at his role in the movie “Get him to the Greek” he was basically playing himself. The clues were right there all along.
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I was today years old when I found out Residente from Calle 13 beat up Diddy 🤣
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4 months
Damn RIP Carl Weathers. “THERE IS NO TOMORROW!” - Apollo Creed
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Carl Weathers has sadly passed away at the age of 76.
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🖕🏼 to anyone speaking ill on the goat Jim Carrey This man is a national treasure. Fuck y’all
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2 years
The rap girls beefing again. Nicki going out sad 😂 #40yearoldbully is trending lmao Good for Latto sticking up for herself. Everyone been knew Nicki a hater. She can’t stand not being the only one anymore
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My son: I have a half a day today dad Me: No papi you have a day off today, Gas is almost $5 we ain’t doing none of that.
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@Complex Damn I had to read this twice, I jumped soon as I saw he was taken off life support 😳 whew
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7 months
People really forget “Love don’t cost a thing” was about Diddy JLO was smart and left. She didn’t care for his money and we all know how that ended.
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JLo has been silent when it comes to her past with Diddy but for all we know she escaped abuse to my god what a horrible man.
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He describes the ass whooping in this verse
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@PapiHanzo
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2 years
I was 7yrs old when Power Rangers dropped this episode. Rest in Power to the Legend Jason David Frank
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2 years
Nah wtf is with all these car break ins going on in NYC ?? This video is INSANE! This was in Dyckman, they hit ALL the cars on this block
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@PapiHanzo
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3 years
ASAP Rocky and Rihanna filming in The Bronx 🤟🏼
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3 years
Rihanna so fuckjng FINE 😍
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@PapiHanzo
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Mood
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@PapiHanzo
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2 years
When the 🔌 doesn’t tell you he sold you that “deaf” shit Katt Williams was talking about
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1 year
This movie was the shit to 8yr old me lol The real ones know. We were blessed with these mugs from McDonalds.
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1 year
On this day in 1995, “Batman Forever” premiered in theaters and would end up grossing $336M off a $100M budget
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Happy Hispanic Heritage month
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3 years
I like to keep my private life off Twitter but I couldn’t keep this to myself, I’m having a proud father moment. Just dropped off my big man for his first day of JHS. I’ve been blessed to be able to take my son to school since Kindergarten til now. Andrew Joshua Diaz ♥️
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You literally just made that up cuz idk wtf you talking about 😂 I’d take Jessica Alba over that unseasoned, dry ass toothpick every day
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A 26 year old 6 will always be hotter than a 42 year old 9 I don’t make the rules
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They made Silver Surfer a woman… they should’ve at least got a Latina with curves. Nobody wanna see a metallic long back, no ass having Silver Surfer
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Julia Garner has been cast as a female Silver Surfer in ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’. (Source: Deadline)
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3 years
Ever since this movie came out anytime someone in my family says pizza yo salto con esta 😂
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Tell me you’re dominican without telling me you’re dominican
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3 years
I miss cutting ass in DR, they be rhyming out there lmao You: Tu Madrina! Them: La tuya que se ahogó en la piscina
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Ain’t much changed 😂
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Lil Wayne went off!
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These had women in a chokehold in the early 2000s 💀😭
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Smoking Loud 🤝 Rolling Loud
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🇵🇷Puerto Ricans in nyc this weekend:
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Just wanna remind ya about this classic. Zion fucking snapped on this album. I miss this reggaeton era
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Yes I know it’s only 8:32am. It’s called Breakfast
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I was today years old when I found out that Fruity Pebbles cereal is actually long grain white rice with food coloring 🤯
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Heard they sending all the girls that slander Dominican men on Twitter to the front lines in WW3 👀
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Kevin Hart was on Drink Champs talking that shit 👏🏻
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Drink Champs is one of the greatest things that’s happened to the culture. These conversations are amazing.
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3 years
Nobody: Dominicans in a heated discussion:
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This scene will forever be iconic.
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31 years ago today, “Juice” premiered
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I’ve been fucking it up in the kitchen with this cannabis oil y’all 😂 Not only did it taste good…I was fucking smacked 😵‍💫
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Your mental health is priority. Do whatever you need to do for you to get right. The world can wait.
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I had the time of my life last night at that Bad Bunny concert!! Benito really the biggest artist in the world! I still can’t believe I got in for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Who else hasn’t been able to stop playing that Bad Bunny album??
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When someone asks me if I smoke weed Me:
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@PapiHanzo
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New York City! Ya know Wtf time it is!
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Nobody: Dominicans: haz lo que tú quiera mmg
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Women are just superior.
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Weed, wine & quesadillas. Much needed night with my best friend.
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Me if she just asks for it, margaritas not needed
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“You make me feel safe” is a big flex in both relationships and friendships
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I was today years old when I found out World-renowned Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is a Yo No Sabo Nuyorican from the Bronx 😂
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When white people do black face everyone loses their mind. But it’s crickets when Tyga puts on a fat suit to disgustingly portray a Mexican guy eating tortilla chips for a whole music video. How you from LA and do Mexicans like that smh
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ONLY 60 days for attempting to destroy democracy in a huge ass crowd full of lunatics that were armed to the teeth, injuring and ended up killing innocent people including one the rioters and threatening to hang a Vice President is insane. Throw her old ass in Jail man gtfoh 😂
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Joe Biden’s justice department is sending a 69 year old grandma with breast cancer to prison for 60 days for trespassing and entering the Capitol on January 6th. Shameful.
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El carajito de Papi 💙 my Young King
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Someone on tiktok said stop naming your kids London and Paris when they look like Newark and Jersey City 💀😭
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@PapiHanzo
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Been single for 9 months. Never been single this long. I’m going to see if I can even make it to a year 🥴 the goal is to keep it this way til I have my own place again. Paying for hotels every time you wanna fuck is crazy
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It cost $0 to tell someone straight up what you want.
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Pineapple Friday 🍍🧉💨
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A New York love story 😂
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@ATRightMovies He wasn’t fired, he lied and said he couldn’t perform because of the heat….he just wanted to get out of this project so he can go film Bloodsport.
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Had an interview the other day and got asked “how would you define success?” And I was tryna be funny cuz it’s true, I said: many failures 😅 He fucked with that answer so much, he offered me the job. Interview ended with him referring me to his boss for a lead position 🙏🏼💰
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Been waiting to use this one lmao
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@PapiHanzo
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Rent is up, EZ pass scamming tf outta everyone, MTA fair up, Tolls are up, gotta pay for parking, inflation still going crazy and YA GIVING 10 RACKS TO THESE PEOPLE!?! Get Mayor Adams THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BRO
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Wendy Patterson
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Breaking News: Mayor Adams plan is to give Illegal's $10,000 each with No ID check required, No Fraud control and No Restrictions.
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This is the greatest video of Spider-Man 2 edit ever. In the Tobey McGuire suit, web slinging synced to Nickleback’s “Hero” from the 1st Spider-Man movie….literal chills.
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This is the only pic of these 3 reggaeton Icons together, from the only performance they ever did together for Valentine’s Day 2004. They crowned February “El mes del reggaeton” because all 3 have birthdays in Feb Daddy Yankee screwed Don Omar and Tego over after this iconic pic
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Greatness
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Arcangel says Anuel AA has always been jealous of Bad Bunny Says he can’t stand how Arcangel talks about bad bunny
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I’ll never forget the marketing for Casper. @pizzahut introduced stuffed crust pizza 🤤 what a time to be a kid
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28 years ago today, “Casper” premiered in theaters grossing $288M off a $55M Budget
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“Dominant” guy is getting Dragged 💀😭
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Fellas, these women been through some shit. There’s not a thing you can tell them that they haven’t heard some loser say before. You just gotta treat them right. They want action, not words.
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I watch this video at least 4 times a day 😭 I need a dance verzuz part 2 asap fellas!
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#LeslieGrace is the new #Batgirl for HBOMax new show coming soon! I repeat A DOMINICAN GIRL FROM THR BRONX IS THE NEW BATGIRL!! Let’s fucking go!!! 🇩🇴!!!
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Nobody: Me: *wakes up*
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We’re literally on the verge of WW3 and this is the funniest Twitter has been in a long time. BBL Drizzy is trending, Rick Ross calling Drake a White Boy, Drake said Kendrick rock a size 7 in men’s, Chris Brown & Quavo going at it… America is great at distractions ain’t it?
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@riahhorrorstory That’s another sick and twisted ass movie. Yea Hollywood been weird and also bold because they’ve been putting truths in plain sight
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I can’t unsee it now 😂 Bad Bunny x Mugatu
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Welp no tickets to see Bad Bunny but ima be outside Yankee stadium with the rest of the peasants enjoying el teteo en la calle
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Old school Reggaeton had the biggest influence in my life. From the late 90s to the early 2000s.
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Got my mom out her old ass mini van and put her in this. She was so happy
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Now that the #SuperBowl is tonight I need to remind ya that this Bruno Mars performance was 10 years ago, to me this is still one of the best half time shows ever.
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Women really are the most beautiful creation on earth. Hope ya all have a blessed day
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Them: You smoke weed? Me:
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This is 35 🥳 Grateful, high and loved.
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I’m too relambío to get nervous 😭 yo me pongo happy, lots of eye contact, jokes, conversation, I smile a lot. If me and her at the point of physical touch, I hug, I give besitos a lot. Pero nervous, Why? I wanted this. I want you. You here now. Type shit lol
@ruthyvbz
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Do men get nervous around a woman they’re really into!?
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Anybody else been feeling extremely tired/sleepy lately?
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This single shit is alright but my next relationship is going to be with one of them nurturing women. Not because I need saving but because I deserve to have my soul watered and not drained.
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I’ve been saying the same shit for years
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Creating amazing memories in a kids childhood is so important. My little man getting big ♥️
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The Drake memes going crazy lmaoooo J Cole switching sides on this rap beef wasn’t on my bingo card but this is my favorite one 🤣 #WeSTILLDontTrustYou
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3 years
Casamigos con Jugo 🤝 Swedish Fish Recommend 11/10
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My man right here wanna have a word with you:
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Smoking a blunt 🤝 watching the sun go down
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@PapiHanzo
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Celebrating my brother James on getting his Masters. The 1st Accountant of the family. Sat him down and we individually told him how proud we are of him.
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@emannymusic Dear GOD I hope not! Do you know how long it would take to hear the entire song???? Have you ever heard flex????? Bruh would drop 37,000 💣 before the first verse is over. Why would you wish this torture on us E?
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The world: in shambles IHOP:
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@ffnwoo_ He said he be out there rubbing one out and sounding like this in the crib dolo 😂😂😂
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@PapiHanzo
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Y’all are so used to the chaos and being unhappy that the thought of a healthy relationship is always tied to being “boring” If that’s how you think, it’s clipped. You’ll never know true love or happiness.
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Are healthy relationships boring?
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Finally got that cut 🌚 🌝
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I need to get my ass to Vegas so I can see The Sphere looking like a big ass moon 🤯
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Dominicans looking at Puerto Ricans after losing to Mexico at the WBC one game later:
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3 years
Exactly one year ago today I was set up and wrongfully terminated from my job of 5 years. So I want to say to the manager & supervisor of the cardiology dept at Montefiore….SUCK MY DICK BITCH 🖕🏼 I won. And if Sarah from HR is seeing this…FUCK YOU TOO
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