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Columbia University Alumnus '19 MPA. // Views expressed here are not those of any other entity. // He/him/his // Bilingual ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

Joined March 2012
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Get into these braids!
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โ€œSexyโ€ is a lazy compliment. I want jawdropping! Stunning! Breathtaking! Pull out a thesaurus!
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The main takeaway from this video is how the defense is trying to discredit a black witness by painting him as angry as he watched another black man be murdered by police. The fact that that is a functioning and deployed defense argument speaks volumes.
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@PablonceJ
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Nobody plays white women white womening better than these white women!
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@PablonceJ
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I sent my dad a picture of my ears pierced (donโ€™t mind my hair) and THIS MAN RESPONDED WITH A WHOLE DAMN PIERCING HIMSELF A MERE HOUR LATER!!!
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Todayโ€™s my 2 year โ€œSkiniversary.โ€ Two years ago, I decided to be consistent, serious, and seek help to fight my acne and discoloration. And the difference is... well, clear. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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5 years
Did you do your skincare this morning?
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2 years
Halle Berry could strictly listen to the hip-hop songs that mention her name and be WELL-INFORMED of the genre.
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๐•œ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ .
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Halle Berry needs to stick to the spirit of Tamera that sheโ€™s used to. You donโ€™t know Hip Hop.
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Itโ€™s just been a man, his mirror, and his various hairstyles during this quarantine.
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Gimme My Theme Music โ—๏ธ
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Show me the best pics youโ€™ve taken since COVID hit the fan
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2 years
Night 1 for Carnaval ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท
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4 years
Itโ€™s a โ€œthrow it in a bun and call it a dayโ€ type of day.
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Big Ole Freak still goes off years later. Meg deserved that hit.
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4 years
It is not โค๏ธ
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4 years
Is it too late to show yโ€™all my thicc thighs??
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Itโ€™s my birthday, talk to me nice. ๐ŸŽ‚
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@PablonceJ
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3 years
Climb until you reach my peak
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Sarah Paulson is an actress who is a white woman but not one who be white womaning in her roles. Meryl Streep only plays a white woman who be white womaning once every blue moon. But not WASP white, more Italian and Catholic. Now Laura Dern? Legendary level white womaning!!!
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@PablonceJ
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Yโ€™all can tell I ainโ€™t missing no meals.
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2 years
Did I eat or DID I EAT?!
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4 years
Am I too late to the party? #VogueChallenge
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Foiled. Inspired by @alissa_ashleyy
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5 years
Well... I ainโ€™t got nothing to promote but my skincare routine so here! @emoblackthot would be proud.
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Your clichรช Rio de Janeiro pics
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Graduated on my 24th birthday with a Master of Public Administration from Columbia University. So you can call me Master now. ๐ŸŽ“
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The braids are back
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A lot of yโ€™all responding to this are DENSE. No where was I saying the lawyer wasnโ€™t doing his job. But living in a world where painting a black man as angry is a legitimate way to discredit him, knowing your jury is susceptible to stereotypes of black men. Thatโ€™s f*cked.
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Quick things to mention: โ€ข I have normal/dry skin โ€ข This is a nightly routine โ€ข Queer and trans black lives matter โ€ข Never use retinol during the day โ€ข Whole process takes on average 45-60 minutes to do
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@PablonceJ
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When you coming home to me?
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Short hair Long hair
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If you fine without a beard, drop your beardless pics here. Iโ€™m tryna see something. ๐Ÿ‘€
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Wash day for the curls ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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@PablonceJ
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So I have known and cherished my father my entire life and I NEVER knew this man has had his ears pierced since he was 15. I truly am โ€œstunting like my daddy.โ€
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Just because itโ€™s Wednesday
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Ride til I canโ€™t no more
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Due to the devastating effects of colonialism and the intensive labor from the exportation of raw materials to grasp a semblance of economic, sovereign power, scholar, doctor, and activist JaBria is in fact correct. Africa IS at work! In this essay, I will-
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she at work.
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K-Pop stans putting performance videos to the most serious of tweets will never not be funny to me! Like the level of stanery is truly unmatched! Lmaoo
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Yesterday, my gym crush said โ€œsee you tomorrowโ€ but today, he wasnโ€™t at the gym. Men are nothing but liars!
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@PablonceJ
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3 years
Hoping year 26 is all smooth waters. Happy birthday to a more resilient me.
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@PablonceJ
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Yโ€™ALL!!! When you like a tweet with the hashtag #BlackIsKing in it, the like button turns into the Gift album cover artwork!!!
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@PablonceJ
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Cardi B and Offset did NOT break up. Cardi B and Offset did NOT break up. Cardi B and Offset did NOT break up. Cardi B and Offset did NOT br
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@PablonceJ
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Iโ€™m so glad yโ€™all are loving my dad cause he truly is an exemplary person and parent, a gen x icon in the parenting of a queer child, and my best friend. I love him. :โ€™)
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@PablonceJ
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#Top4Of2020 it was very 2020 of me to take all my top pics from the safety of my living room.
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What are pants??
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Santaโ€™s on vacation now ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ
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Me, a prison abolitionist, searching for who shot Meg.
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Another day, another dollar
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5 years
@sianaelle Yes! In order of my routine: Cetaphil Gentle Cleanser Aztec Clay Mask Green Tea Scrub Rosewater Nature Republic Sheet Masks Mizon Hyaluronic serum Mizon Snail Repair Ampoule Tretinoin .05% Mizon Snail Repair Eye Cream Klaireโ€™s Rich Cream Moisturizer Innisfree Moisturizing Sleep
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Still riding
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Iโ€™ve found *that* selfie spot in my new apartment
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My best friend. My selfie partner. My pops. Happy Fatherโ€™s Day.
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Failed attempt #137 on buying the right shirt size from a new online store.
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Day 5 of Quarantine: Iโ€™ve begun having hallucinations of the time before Miss Rona swung her dusty purse at humanity.
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@PablonceJ
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I was this close to Lorde! THIS CLOSE TO LORDE! I HAD A SPIRITUAL MOMENT WITH HER! A. SPIRITUAL. MOMENT! http://t.co/T9feSNuJjJ
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@PablonceJ
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Iโ€™m waiting for the day this happens to 9Ds in Athens
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Whatโ€™s your go-to Work From Home outfit?
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@PablonceJ
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4 years
Formation had whole Fox News segments, whole departments of police threatening to not do their jobs at her concerts, a whole SNL segment mocking white Americaโ€™s discovery that Beyoncรฉ is, in fact, black, AND increased Red Lobsterโ€™s sales by 33%. Thereโ€™s no debate.
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What was the most controversial song and video released in this century? ๐Ÿค”
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Is it true?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Iโ€™m in the Philippines this weekend with my cornrows in and I got called โ€œGorgeous Allen Iversonโ€ and โ€œFem Daniel Caesarโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I specifically use a cream. Tretinoin .1% but I worked up from that. Began at .025% for about 3 months. Moved up to .05% for about a year. Then moved to .1% after that.
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Day 182 of growing out my hair and wanting to go back to this style.
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This shot feels very โ€œaspirations of becoming an D-list actor.โ€
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@TheAfropolitan_ Retinol, sis. Retinol.
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Happy Sunday ๐ŸŒž
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Black [thighs] Is King ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿพ
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Spongebob gay but we been knew!
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I miss this hairstyle. Tell me not to cut my hair. ๐Ÿฅบ
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Black trans people have always been on the front lines of the fight to liberate ALL black people from white supremacy but are consistently met with hate and violence from the community they fight for. We honestly donโ€™t deserve the work trans people put into black liberation.
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Iโ€™m telling my kids this is Danny Zuko in the 2022 remake of โ€œGreaseโ€
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Mornings in Nairobi
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Mint Chocolate | Chocolate com Menta Wearing all Brazilian brands. Support your local economies!
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Get into this versatility, this growth.
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Foxxy Cleopatra but make it gay
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A reminder
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A gay showing skin, surrounded by plants... groundbreaking.
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All trade, no stocks
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This is Cal Jacobs now that he got rid of the family
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This would be the type yโ€™all would let take you to Mykonos
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For those asking, retinol was the life changing product for ME but know what works for your skin. And if you do use retinol, push through the initial breakout period. Also, vitamin C, hyaluronic acid, and sunscreen are the girlsss. Use them religiously.
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Todayโ€™s my 2 year โ€œSkiniversary.โ€ Two years ago, I decided to be consistent, serious, and seek help to fight my acne and discoloration. And the difference is... well, clear. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@sianaelle @Klydevil Lmaooo I wish it was just drinking water! Hereโ€™s my skincare routine, sis! ๐Ÿ’ž
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Stranger: โ€œWhat are you supposed to be [for Halloween?]โ€ Me: โ€œDesiredโ€
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Die a Little Bit
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I love how we are comparing Will Smith to Sinbad because we all remember Sinbad as a genie... the only thing is there is Sinbad never played a genie. Ever.
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Show your range but make it hair If this hair gonna give you anything, itโ€™s moisture and range.
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Show your range but make it hair
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I just got my regular 3 month STI check up today and the nurse did my throat swab and said โ€œnot a reflex in sight!โ€ I-
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Yโ€™all... Nairobi is IT!!!! As a city, 9 out of motherf*cking 10! -1 for traffic because b*tch, itโ€™s no joke. But otherwise, THEEEEEE vibe!
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I dress up sometimes ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿพ
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Con amor ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
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Lmfao I didnโ€™t know Ariana was a Barb like THIS! ๐Ÿคฃ
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mentally iโ€™m here
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Hump day but no one to...
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Waking up to the news that all three of the new Fenty products have fragrance AND the tonerโ€™s second ingredient is witch hazel is upsetting me...
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I think my coils might be my favorite hairstyle. I be feeling myself a little too much lmao
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