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Oyet Odongkara

10 months

Two great lessons I have learnt from my life: 1. When you finally learn your place in peoples lives, your feelings won’t get hurt. 2. There’s no market for your emotions henceforth never advertise your feelings. Just showcase your attitude.

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

World War 3 Me taking a 2 minutes break from firing artillery to post a banger on X 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 years

@JoelSsenyonyi Hon. Joel for quite sometimes I thought u are among the few NUP officials who can do better than this. Barbaric politic of hooliganism and mudslinging can not take us far as a country. We need modern politic of dialogue and maturity.

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3 months

This boy is too good to be couched by a clueless mediocre manager like Ten Hag. United badly need a new manager. #TenHagOut

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Oyet Odongkara

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1 year

Medical internship is a right and statutory requirement. #Deployinterns . Implement the presidential directive regarding interns welfare @MinofHealthUG , @ParliamentofUg3 , @JaneRuth_Aceng , @DianaAtwine , @DrAyumeCharles .

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

Darwin Nunez whenever he gets a clear chance 😂 😂

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4 months

Let me drop this here since my team won over the weekend.

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

The new visitor in my closet. There we go 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

A legend coming back home after scoring hat trick and bagging two assist 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

Scene if the Titanic sank today 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 years

On the day that u are feeling brave, practice patience and give people grace.

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

Bayern Leverkusen and Real Madrid players patiently waiting for the 85th minute so that they can begin this year’s UEFA Super cup match 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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4 months

The real power is how many wounds you can turn in to wisdom.

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3 months

Happiness always win 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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10 months

@fanconsul @AfricaFactsZone We have no senators in Uganda. Don’t deny your own mate 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 years

Comparison is the recipe for depression and questioning your integrity.

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Oyet Odongkara

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1 year

RIP. AKA. #JusticeForAKA

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

My star boy will completely destroy that sinking bridge tonight. #CHEMUN

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3 months

You can never fight nature.

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3 months

Set this fella free 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

We Atlanta diehard fans to LiVARpool 😂 😂

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2 months

Dude didn’t see this coming 😂 😂

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2 months

Bayern Leverkusen this season 😂 😂 Always becoming invincible in the added minutes.

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

Mens friendship after having one day of football and politic jazz 😂 😂

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9 months

@GODFREY_Kutesa My woman always call me daddy even if talking to other people. The good vibe it brings me is unmatched.

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10 months

@Mr_HandsomeZa @OyetOdongkara

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1 month

If you want to be happy, that’s easy. The problem is that, we want to be happier than other people. Comparison is the recipe for clinical depression.

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2 months

Manchester City to Arsenal fans 😂 😂 #MCIWOL

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

“And this is eternal life that you know thee, the only true God and Christ who thou has sent”. ~Jesus

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Oyet Odongkara

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8 months

@BradleyCarl256 I want to always wake up to see Arsenal fans cry, their tears are my breakfast, brunch, lunch and dinner. I’ve made it my life’s mission to thrive in their defeat until the end of times 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

Think back to a year ago. Remember what was bothering you? Is it still bothering you? How about a month ago? How about a week ago? Whatever you are going through will pass. And in hindsight you will be grateful for what it taught you. So why not use hindsight as foresight?

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2 months

The new bottle in town 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

We cooked Liverpool with this. Not your usual line up 😂 😂

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2 months

100 million € for Madrid vs 100 million € for LiVARpool 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

Time will always be the biggest test of every relationship. When things gets boring, that’s when the relationship genuinely begins or ends.

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2 months

This one hit hard 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

I will follow all of you back guys 😭 😭

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

I only confront people I want to fix things with. If I let it slide, it’s because I don’t really care about how things turn out between us.

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Oyet Odongkara

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4 months

If parallel universe exist, I just hope my other me is doing well.

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Oyet Odongkara

@OyetOdongkara

1 year

Medical internship is a statutory requirement for one to get practicing license. Deploy medical interns. This people have been home for over 9 months. Correct allowance discrepancies for intern graduate nurses, midwives, and pharmacists. #SayNotoMedicalSlavery . @MinofHealthUG

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Oyet Odongkara

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4 months

Genuine happiness eludes you as long as you persist on holding on to things that bring you sorrow.

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

Still winning games week in week out. The greatest team to ever play the game of football.

Madrid Xtra

@MadridXtra

5 months

🚨 JUST IN: The president of the Technical Committee of Referees (CTA), Medina Cantalejo has been denounced for alleged manipulation of VAR images with the aim of harming Real Madrid. @eldebate_com

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3 months

@FrancisMuf67223 @UtdFaithfuls Your definition of average must be so puzzling. Embarrassing assertion here 😭 😭

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

Contrary to popular opinion, quitting is for winners. Knowing when to quit, change direction, leave a toxic situation, demand more from life, give up on something that wasn’t working and move on, is a very important skill that people who win at life all seems to have.

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

A handful of nice words can help a person more than you think.

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Oyet Odongkara

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15 days

Monitor your financial life very strictly. It’s hard to find help when you’re broke. The very people you lavishly spend on will be the first to say you wasted your money.

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

Your glow only bothers people who haven’t figured out how to turn theirs on.

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

You need to be grateful for what you have and for what you receive in life. When things look grim, the universe has an amazing way of placing things or people on your path to help see you through. The dynamic will bring the light that you need to see at the end of the tunnel.

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

It’s match day. Another chance for the boys to close up the top four gap. Viva MUFC. #BREMUN

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Oyet Odongkara

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9 months

@iSuspectX @thomashustle3 @fredrickmaina95 @spectatorindex Reread your bible. This time with conscience.

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

Still wondering what Casemiro and Rashford do in a football team. These deadwoods need to be cleared . Useless bunch of players 😞 😭

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

The saddest reality. Marry someone’s baby mama at your own risk.

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Oyet Odongkara

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9 months

@Culturecams Because he is Pep Guardiola. Not any other mediocre manager.

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

Hope you lots have all seen this 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 years

The one u think are trustworthy are the snakes in the grass.

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

When love visits again, may it be God sent, safe, genuine, secure, and reassuring.

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

What a caption 😂 😂

Suraj🏅

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5 months

Create your own happiness 😂😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

What else should a player do to get a 10 😭 😭

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

Oh lord! See the women you’ve given us 🤔

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

😂 😂

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2 months

Big men back then vs Big men now

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Oyet Odongkara

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13 days

If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you.

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5 months

Follow for fb asap. @OyetOdongkara @suraj_dirrr @TrapLife75 @JamesRealex @job_bags @Favour9978 @Deezire_ @BrlynKeirah

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Oyet Odongkara

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16 days

Never tell somebody everything. You might be educating an enemy.

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2 months

The obese elephant after trying to climb a tree 😂 😂 Arsenal fans will never forget Unai Emery. #ARSAVL

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5 months

To fight in a defensive manner isn't a sign of weakness, it's the height of strategic wisdom and a powerful style of waging war.

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

Newcastle United brightening my weekend. Shut up those noisy neighbors 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

Everyone needs to be valued. Everyone has the potential to give something back.

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Oyet Odongkara

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6 months

Having heard of the scary story about TB Joshua, I got questions to ask. 1. Why didn’t the alleged victims speak up when the man was still alive? 2. Why BBC couldn’t premiere the documentary when he was still alive given that he has ran his ministry for years?

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

The goal is to reach 10k. Thank you all my mutuals.

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Oyet Odongkara

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9 months

@mr_opaba @NamiyaAllen @aloybrook @EjanyuI @ademun_sharon @Rachelshine4 @Kanunguboy @Joram2Tenywa @BrokeGalfriend @SafeBoda The Psalms 83 prophecy mentions a 10 nation coalition that will form against Israel. This attack could trigger a war that could lead to a peace treaty like the one described in Daniel 9:27 leading to the seven years tribulation. He who has ears, let him hear.

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Oyet Odongkara

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4 months

At this point it’s better if any club can come and take away this selfish Rashford for free in the summer 😭 😭

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9 months

@AslamLajana @spectatorindex Dude is really calling Hamas terrorists freedom fighters. Life come back at you so fast. Let’s watch the space.

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3 months

I keep saying that both Bruno Fernandes and Marcus Rashford are the liability that need to be dealt with immediately if Manchester United is to become a serious team. 😭 😭

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Oyet Odongkara

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8 months

@bayonle_olajide @UTDTrey Mean while some small London team will be chilling this week days. 😂

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3 months

The biggest team on the planet plays a game of football today and the whole world is happy. More greese to your elbows lads. #CHEMUN

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

Things are getting scary. The real world is stranger than fiction. 😠😠

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5 months

The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.

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3 months

All signs of securing this win was clear-cut. Only for Ten Hag to subbed off Garnacho who was by far the best player on the pitch. The game completely transitioned and Chelsea players were all over United backyard since there was no offense from the new introductions. #TenHagOut

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Oyet Odongkara

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1 month

Playing Willy Kambala would be far much better than using a washed Casemiro who literally don’t know what to do in that back line. Ten Hag desasterclass continues 😭 😭

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

Reinstate the presidential directive to improve medical interns welfare. Say no to modern day slavery.

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 months

This still remains a mystery 🤔 🤔

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2 months

What do you see? Negative sir! No sign of Arsenal fans on X now. All clear and the streets are quiet sir 😂 😂 #BAYARS

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Oyet Odongkara

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9 months

Someone should remind me not to watch football again 😭 😭 This team can frustrate 😭 😭

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Oyet Odongkara

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9 months

Back from work.

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Oyet Odongkara

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14 days

Crazily seeking for God’s realignment if am chasing the wrong things.

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Oyet Odongkara

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4 months

Watching Liverpool vs Man city game and the qualities in these teams are top notch. It will take many seasons for Manchester United to reach this level if they stick with Ten Hag. #LIVMCI

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1 month

Define pain? 😂 😂 #ARSEVE

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2 years

Can’t wait for Roddy Ricch new album.

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3 months

Both Arsenal and Manchester city are being cooked. What a happy day to be alive! 😂 😂 #ARSBAY #RMCity

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Oyet Odongkara

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6 months

Why wait until now when the world can no longer hear the dead man’s side of the story? That media house(BBC) is housing a bunch of propaganda distributors.

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7 months

@DeeSandy20 Dee for president 🤝 😂 😂

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4 months

Pochetino and Ten Hag are passionately competing to be the worst manager in the premier league.

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4 months

@DukeofB0urdil0n @UTDTrey @CFCMod_ This is cold 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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3 months

UEFA has forgotten Arsenal stadium name. If you are small you are small 😂 😂

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 years

Let me protect my energy because I wanna see nirvana.

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Oyet Odongkara

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7 months

@ArthurWillies7 @Bagandatweepsss There we go!

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Oyet Odongkara

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5 months

When things go wrong, don't go wrong with it. Always be the best version of yourself.

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Oyet Odongkara

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2 years

The most selling Ugandan product in Birmingham.

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2 years

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! Jacob Kiplimo secures another brilliant Commonwealth Games gold medal in the men's 5000m. 🏆 Just incredible! #CommonwealthGames | #B2022

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4 months

The biggest team in the world plays a game of football in the next five minutes and the all world in happy 😂 Viva Manchester United.

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