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De-motivational speaker. Ex Gully Cricket Commentator. Jabardast Jetha FC

United Kingdom
Joined February 2012
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Men will be men ft. Amit Shah 😂😂
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Ambani giving oxygen Adani giving ventilators Commies giving opinions 💪
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😭😭🤣🤣
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Bc Chota haathi bhej diya Nepal ne West Indies team ko receive krne 😭🤣
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Dhoni can attend random events of social media influencers but he cannot go to the Ram Mandir in Ayodhya. CSK tweeted in favour of Pakistanis during the world cup but they failed to send a simple Jai Shree Ram wish yesterday to their millions of Indian fans.
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Desi Aunty pulling out the money from her wallet.
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@Oye_Jahazi
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4 years
आज बकरी पेलेगा
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Now watching #Rasbhari
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@Oye_Jahazi
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3 years
My lord Aatishbaazi ban kar rhe aur log drum hi uda the 🤲😭
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3 years
Canada - We have suspended all flights coming from India. Meanwhile Punjabis-
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GTA Punjab 🤣🤣
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@Oye_Jahazi
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4 years
RIP King. Thanks for adding spices to our lives 🙏
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@Oye_Jahazi
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Ayodhya ke log toh Sita Maa tak ke nai hue the itna kya hairan ho rhe sab BJP ki haar pe.
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4 years
Lord Rama told this thing in Treta Yuga only. Bhakt v/s Intellectual 🇮🇳🚩 #JaiShreeRam
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3 years
Revenge of the year by opindia staff. Calling their boss @rahulroushan "A Troll" 😂🏃
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@Oye_Jahazi
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Rahul Kanwal 🥺
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3 years
Happy birthday to the man who saved the Union of India from disintegration ❤️🔥
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@Oye_Jahazi
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4 years
Bhayia toh free ka dikha diye 😍
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Wait for it 😂 #SaraAliKhan
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Advani saying “Mandir wahin banayege, usko kaun rokega? Kaunsi sarkar rokegi?” has to be the most based statement of all time.
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@Oye_Jahazi
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4 years
Tel ki shishi Dabur ki..... 😂🚩 xD #JaiShreeRam
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@Oye_Jahazi
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3 years
And then they say "Don't call us Anti national"
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Punjabi University, Patiala.
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@Oye_Jahazi
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3 years
Ho jayegi Balle Balle 🤡
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@Oye_Jahazi
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2 years
River clean kardi prove karne ka stunt kr rhe the. Diarrhea krwa liya 🥲😩
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@Oye_Jahazi
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3 years
Pakistan ki one way ticket katwa denge is not a joke anymore xD
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1 year
The moment he said "Rakh Rakh ke deta hai"
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@Oye_Jahazi
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3 years
O pata nahi ji kaunsa nasha karta hai 😂
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Chath onboard 😁
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2 years
Scenes at BJP HQ 😭
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@Oye_Jahazi
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4 years
New video about #COVID2019 vaccine is out now. Yesterday, German Dr. Dhruv Rathee and German Scientist Dhruv Rathee has successfully tested this vaccine on german shepherd Dhruv Rathee.
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@Oye_Jahazi
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1 year
Radhe Radhe Kohli bhayy ♥️♥️
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No context #INDvPAK
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@Oye_Jahazi
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🥳🥳🚩 #BabriVerdict
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@Oye_Jahazi
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5 years
Teacher - 1st benchers will become Prime minister. Back Benchers- 😂😂😂😂
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@Oye_Jahazi
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क्लास में जब चोरी छुपे आप टिफिन खा रहे हो और टीचर आपका नाम पुकार दे
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3 years
The only President who tried to bring peace in the Middle East region instead of funding terr0r startups and this is how America rewarded him.
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Elon Musk has $185 billion. World population is 8 billion. If he gives 1 billion to everyone, he will still have 177 billion with him but he won't do it. This is what capitalism greed looks like. Via Associate professor in Journalism, Harvard University.
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Azarbaijan PM after zoom meeting 😭
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Who did this?? 😭🤣
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*Garv se bolo main Hindu hoon par BJP ka samarthak nahi*
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Garv hai 💕🚩 #6december
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@Oye_Jahazi
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3 years
Tag Harsimrat Badal and tell her to read history. I am already blocked xD
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3 years
Punjab Govt be like "Chalo ji time rehte scam karliya"
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Maharaj ji 😍
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Mfs support gathering at Singhu border but still have the audacity to say this.
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Lockdown is the only solutions to save life’s of our own people
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Aaj Tak deserves the cringe news channel of the year award. Chak de India ki actress bula ke interview kar rhe 😩
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When Desi boy uses the western style toilet for the first time.
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@Oye_Jahazi
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4 years
Wait for it 😂😂 Naani teri morni ✌️
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@Oye_Jahazi
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2 years
"S" in S. Jaishankar stands for SWAG.
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1 year
Apni aabadi nai, sabki barbadi ki dua mangi thi.
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पूरे देश में 3800 लोगों की पसंद सुखजिंदर रंधावा पंजाब के नए मुख्यमंत्री होंगे। ये राहुल गांधी की तरफ से पंजाब की जनता के मुंह पर करारा तमाचा है।
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@Oye_Jahazi
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4 years
Kya dikha? 🚩
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@Oye_Jahazi
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Apni hi duniya hila rakhi!
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@Oye_Jahazi
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2 years
Elon Musk has offered to buy Twitter for $43 billion. World population is 8 billion. If he gives 1 billion to everyone, he will still have 35 billion with him to buy Twitter but he won't do it. This is what capitalism greed looks like.
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2 years
Around the world, Players practice in the stadium before the match. But in Pakistan, the army practiced in the stadium before the match 🤣
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Punjabis trolling NDTV again nd again 😭 Aap Congress ki taraf se ho? 😭
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Gujaratiyon ne kutta bheja loyalty sikhane
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Sanju Samson watching Kohli’s innings behind the stumps
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Crush - I like secular boys. Me -
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Jerusalem, "ISRAEL" 😙 Palestine sympathizers crying in comments 😹
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@Oye_Jahazi
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2 years
That one friend who keeps on giving Sex gyan but himself is virgin.
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@Oye_Jahazi
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Ishan Kishan ka depression theek krwao wrna KS Bharat saare desh ko depression me dhakel dega!!
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@Oye_Jahazi
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3 years
CM saab went to Delhi by state chopper but then came back to Punjab via normal passenger flight. PR ke chakkar me sarkari chopper kahan chodd aye CM saab? 😩
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No Context
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Covaxin is 80% efficient nd Covidshield is almost 70% efficient. Can't we take both the vaccines to achieve 150% efficiency?
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Rare pics of Modi selling Punjab to Ambani and Adani.
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King Trump "Man of his words" 💪❤️
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@kunley_drukpa
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Kenyans making fun of Indian Street Food
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4 years
Wah Mircha ji Wah 😔
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1 year
Unsold XI
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😣
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Lagta hai Nattu kaka ki batting aa jayegi aaj
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2 times IPL winning Captain to trophyless fan base.
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Eknath Shinde 😓
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Brahmin boy finishing the match for India under the able leadership of Brahmin Captain and the mentorship of Brahmin Coach against a Ms team. Worrying times ahead 😥😥
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Everybody made fun of Captain when he was asking for votes in the name of National security, Law & Order.
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Best Honeymoon 🙏
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1 year
Test hundreds loading. Hari Om.
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@Oye_Jahazi
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Brahmin (Bahman) word is used as a slur in Punjab (Because of Gangu guy) and I'm happy that 3 Brahmin boys stood against those anti nationals in Punjab after Ind-Pak match. So called "Sheran di kaum" was busy in saving those anti nationals.
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"Freedom is not given, it is taken" - Subhas Chandra Bose
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2 years
Areeyy @ppbajpai 🫣 xD
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Why god why?😭
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3 years
Everyone is gangsta until Kim arrives.
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4 years
All that BJP lacks is one STRONG SIKH LEADER in PUNJAB.
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Same energy 😂😂
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I am a Peaky Blinder ft. Indian Armed Forces.
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Afghanistan doing net practice before today's match.
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एक और नन्हा टिक-टोकिया मां के प्रकोप की भेंट चढ़ा 🥺😩
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2 years
Gautam Gambhir hum sharminda hain.
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RCB women to RCB men after winning a trophy.
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@Oye_Jahazi
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1 year
It's time 🙏
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@Oye_Jahazi
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2 years
Indians kisi din Moon pe bhi Murga Chaap rocket se pahunch jayenge 🚀
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4 years
America to adapt UP's protest control model 😱 #GeorgeFloyd
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@Oye_Jahazi
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2 months
Meanwhile Butler & Samson
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Virat Kohli said, "the wicket looks flat from the outside, but it's not".
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🤲
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3 years
Country of Shri Ram is providing vaccines to G7 countries as well as building Mandir. There is world beyond your hukka parties and pronouns bio.
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Babar Azam is the first Pak captain to lose against Zimbabwe, Afghanistan, Ireland (Inshallah USA & Canada soon)
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2 years
Sandhu Saab 🤌
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4 years
😭😭🤣
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@Oye_Jahazi
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3 years
Lol. He made fun of Hindu religion when Yogi implemented LJ law in Uttar Pradesh and now he is asking for the very same law to be implemented in J&K. Dimag use krliya karo pehle hi.
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The local Sikh community of Jammu and Kashmir urges @AmitShah Ji to get a strong law implemented in Jammu & Kashmir (Just like Uttar Pradesh & Madhya Pradesh) mandating Permission of parents in inter-religion marriages to stop these forced Nikahs of Sikh minority girls @ANI
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