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🇺🇸 MADE IN AMERICA 🇺🇸 Quantum Human. Parody Account. Masculinist. Savant. Red pill the world 🌎

United States of WINNING
Joined May 2017
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@OwenShroyer
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3 years
Happy as hell to not be in jail right now! Good thing there aren’t any laws against getting hammered with my best bud
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Patriot is the new n word
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9 months
I’m completely hidden under my bed with some snacks and my Nintendo switch. The FBI and DOJ are at my house knocking on my front door. If they force entry and search for me they’ll have no idea where I am. They want to take me to prison but I can’t let that happen.
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2 years
I was on my way to the infowars studio to report on a number of unseen Ukraine clips when this woman on her phone sideswiped me. I’ve gotta go see Alex to snatch this clip up, but first imma smack this bitch up cause she scratched my pickup
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9 months
Donald Trump if you can see this message please save me from these Satan worshiping demons
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2 years
I feel good enough to driiive like. But every one says I drank tooo muxh. I’mma going to drive any way cus I’m not even drunk
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3 years
Thanks to all the donations i am able to afford the best of the best for a legal defence team. My lawyer is as Jewish as they come, even wears one of those Yamaha’s. He says all charges will be dropped in due time. So grateful for everything, Love you all
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2 years
Just took a vitamin D pill but pretended I got captured by Russians and I was killing myself with a cyanide pill as to not risk being tortured or providing information that would lead to American deaths. Pretty traumatizing stuff but I’m just getting prepared. Who knows
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3 years
Apparently there is a warrant out for my arrest regarding my involvement in the capitol hill protest. Even though this was over 8 months ago I guess the statue of limitations was overruled. Unconstitutional.
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9 months
They’re trying to give me the death penalty.
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3 years
Give me freedom or give me the... uh... the... you know the thing
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2 years
Just brushed my teeth for the first time in weeks. I can’t believe some of you chumps do this everyday
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3 years
Got the vaccine today. Started having second thoughts so I got Alex to suck it back out like it was snake venom.
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9 months
the crooked FBI DOJ & NASA have been spying on me via microphones hidden in my walls. I can hear the mics buzzing and I’m currently tearing out all my drywall. The microphones are moving through the walls and I haven’t been able to catch one yet. I’ve never seen this before
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3 years
Worst case scenario I go to prison for a few months and then Trump pardons me before he leaves office
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9 months
No no no no no!!! This can’t be happening!!!
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3 years
Ok apparently my lawyer is upset I’m talking to detectives but I don’t see him here buying me lunch. Paid him thousands already and all he does is nag nag nag “don’t do this don’t do that say this say that”.The police are as cool as cucumbers just letting me speak my piece
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4 years
Trump won
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3 years
Beating the case I ain’t coppin no plea!
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4 years
I don’t even get mad at libtards anymore I just feel sorry for them
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3 years
I did a hit and run a couple months back and no one cares but the moment u go to capitol hill they want to put you in prison for the rest of your life
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4 years
Donald trump will remain my president... he won and everyone no’s it
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2 years
Russia is like a tumour growing on Ukraine and their future doesnt look bright. My dog had a tumour and we put him down so he didnt suffer. The Ukraine takeover by Russia is inevitable. America should metaphorically take Ukraine to the vet, and literally off the face of the earth
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3 years
So you’re going to put me in jail for something that happened 8 months ago? Get real.
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3 years
Today I learned that detectives will buy you a whole meal at McDonald’s if you just talk to them. Get in ma belly! 😋
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2 years
I thought Ukraine was already part of Russia. what the hell is going on over there
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2 years
I just got out of a consultation for a life-size solid brass Kyle Rittenhouse statue for my home. SO EXCITED to finally get started on what will take my man cave to the next level
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3 years
I met a team of ex-cons interested in toughening me up before prison. Bunch of cool guys. They taught me how to utilize my “prison pocket” to hold various items for my protection. I keistered a shank, chisel, and a flip phone. Just not sure how to withdraw these items.
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3 years
Told the prosecutor to take his plea bargain and shove it up his… you know the thing… come on man…
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9 months
Best hiding spot from FBI & DOJ. Need some patriot opinions
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2 years
Sometimes I can’t tell if it���s me or the super male vitality talking
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2 years
Nasty Pelosi can shut her ass up. End of story
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4 years
Biden lost trump is my president forever libs are waiting for there day of reckoning. and trust me it will come.
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3 years
I sniffed Nancy pelosi’s chair in Capitol Hill I don’t even know what I expected it just smelled like booty. Underwhelming to say the least. And now I’m going to jail
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4 years
STOP THE STEAL
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3 years
I attended the capital hill open house and now they’re putting me in prison? How does that make sense can someone explain
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2 years
Today I learned I can drive while asleep … I drank a 60ml INFOWARSlife Down N’ Out while driving on I-20 and blacked out the whole way home 😂 definitely trying again
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3 years
The left wingers can shut up for all I’m concerned
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3 years
Swiss cheese earth? Makes you think
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3 years
Just tried some super male vitality I got from - really packs a punch. Haven’t had a stiffy like this in a while. Might take a half dose next time 😅🚀
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3 years
left wing = fish sticks, right wing = tartar sauce. Whos with me?
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2 years
Ben Shapiro’s sister is stacked!! She’s got the tatas in the front and the tukhus to back it up!! 😱 I’m trying to see if it runs in the family Ben turn around for a second 😅🤨 #badonkadonk
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3 years
President trump made me do it he should go to jail not me that bastard
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I don’t have a treehouse
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4 years
@Bigliot Libtard detected. One day when you stop making your political arguments in metafores we can have a intellectual conversation... untill then, educate your self.
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@Justintnt41 I’ve been sleeping more and more every night and feeling groggy early in the morning until I open a window and air my house out. I know they’ve been releasing some sedative gas in my home to keep me asleep longer. Once I get the new security system up I’m going to find out why
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@BlakeLawless3 no you are
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@BagginsWilly Well all I’ll say is that’s the last time I’m getting ANY type of needle in my ass cheek!
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@Lilpissant Something else worth noting is that I've seen almost every episode of malcom in the middle, and guess what? Malcom isn't even black, hes a little white kid. The dems want you to believe hes black to push their agenda, and whats the result every time? Genocide, famine, death, etc!
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@HotnessPunka Currently in prison for assault with a deadly weapon. Total BS. At least I got a cellphone in here #hellofromtheotherside
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@FrakerMonica @ChrisAlex13927 As long as I’m seeing green money IDGAF‼️
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@snpsandsnRNPs u mad becuz trump won? 😂😂😂 roflsauce bro.
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@Bigliot So if your Canadian why Are you so involved in American politics? Or are you a immigrant? Learn to spell American stile or get out of my country.
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@howiegoldfarb DM me! 😅😍😛
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@Lilpissant I can see a dark future ahead of us if something doesn't change soon. A cop stopped me today and said put your mask on your face, i said "how about i put it over my ASS face.." then i lunged for his gun and then he shot me 3 times in the chest. charges pending, recovering in ICU.
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@spookymalt Trump won
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@spookymalt @John95686258 The dems will see me drop some truth bombs on twitter and all of the sudden I’m a “parodist”. All they can do is try to discredit me but America is waking up
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@redpillwoke @LeeAnnMcAdoo Wonderful reunion is an understatement. Dat ass had me quaking! #whitegirlwednesday #sorrynotsorry #MAGA
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