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I'm yumen. Ya know, whaddyagonnado? It happens.

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@OrdioMongo
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4 years
Here's video of the Houston Astros Apology, in case you missed it earlier:
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@OrdioMongo
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5 years
Not all heroes wear capes
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@OrdioMongo
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2 years
St. Peter's
@LakeShowYo
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3 years
who’s beating this team 4 times? 💀
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@OrdioMongo
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5 years
@wojespn “What is your second offer?”
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4 years
I’d like to know more about the other 2
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NEW POLL: 8 in 10 Americans say their lives have been disrupted by coronavirus pandemic
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@OrdioMongo
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5 years
“If they took a QB I’d be floored…OMG they took a QB” Hahahaha I’m dying #TankMush
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1 year
I say it every year: the halftime show should just be Mike Francesa on the 50 yard line, taking calls from the crowd.
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8 years
“Let these clowns fight it out. Meet me in the green room. What’s your name? Melissa?” “It’s Melania.” “Whatever. Just meet me there.”
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2 years
I say it every year: the halftime show should just be Mike Francesa on the 50 yard line, taking calls from the crowd.
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@OrdioMongo
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4 years
@MikeFrancesa No one delivers a eulogy quite like Mike Francesa.
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6 years
LOL at Lebron walking out with those suit shorts, sunglasses and the purse. Hurling a “be better tomorrow” as he catwalks out of the room. He’s the best.
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@OrdioMongo
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I say it every year: the halftime show should just be Mike Francesa on the 50 yard line, taking calls from the crowd.
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8 years
. @PFTCommenter is the best.
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7 years
Lol Lebron destroyed this guy.
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1 year
Mike Francesa generated more buzz in one segment on ESPN than Michael Kay has in years.
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3 years
@BarstoolBigCat Jordan never had to deal with an injured AD. People forget that.
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3 years
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@NinaSerafina
nina lee
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Who is a character that had roughly 15 minutes or less in a film but had a huge impact on it ?
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5 years
@AdamSchefter also, congrats to that 2021 sixth-round pick on the inevitable hall of fame career he'll have the Patriots.
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2 years
Retirement has not served Mike Francesa well
@nypost
New York Post
2 years
Rosie O'Donnell posts topless pic on Instagram: 'Party!'
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@OrdioMongo
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3 years
Things To Do: 1. Change it back to the 'Tappan Zee' Bridge.
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@OrdioMongo
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4 years
the 🐐 knew how to get pumped
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5 years
@wojespn Lakers: “Geez, what more do you want?” Pelicans: “You know…” Lakers:
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4 years
@MikeFrancesa “Sorry ya dad died. Hopefully he was a bettah fathah than he was a baseball playah. May God comfit you with his peace.”
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5 years
Last look at @MikeFrancesa ’s mock draft
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4 years
What I’ll miss the most about Mike’s Super Bowl Contest is the random levels of difficulty with each question: “What’s the opposite of down?” “Up” “1 down, 3 to go….what was Scott Norwood’s grandmother’s maiden name?” “What?!” “Ya eithah know it or ya don’t, lets go…”
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4 years
Nice to know that Michael Jordan’s just like the rest of us. Sitting at home during the quarantine, watching old @MikeFrancesa clips.
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4 years
I say it every year: the halftime show should just be @MikeFrancesa sitting at the 50 yard line taking calls from the crowd. #HalftimeZaun
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4 years
Narrator: “It was at that very moment, their fortunes began to change.”
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6 years
Mike Francesa broadcasting the Mike Francesa Show live from The Mike Francesa Studio is probably the most Mike Francesa thing ever. Like when Jordan came back to the Bulls after they already built a statue for him outside.
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5 years
@MikeFrancesa Bettah ingredients. Bettah pizza. Popper Jawns.
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4 years
@AdamSchefter clearly had Justin Herbert in his dynasty league
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6 years
@MikeFrancesa Welcome to twittah, what kinda fan awe you?
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@MikeFrancesa That's why they sent you a jersey, genius
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@OrdioMongo
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7 years
DRose spent 3 years talking about this summer and getting a max contract, and now he’s out here making less than Lauri Markkanen.
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4 years
VIDEO: @MikeFrancesa becomes MSNBC’s Numbah 1
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6 years
This is what happens when all the sports teams in your city suck.
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Your thoughts on the new WFAN afternoon drive lineup?
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8 years
“Ugh, Kenny in Queens, what’s up Kenny?” “Hey Mike, quick Mets point and then a question on the Jets.” “Ga head”
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5 years
Officially werried
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4 years
This anonymous poll worker is something else
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3 years
I’m not sure what would happen in this city if the Jets or Mets ever won a championship again, but I’m like 1000% certain there would be riots if the Knicks ever won it all. Outside of NFL Sundays, nothing sets my timeline on fire quite like when the Knicks are good.
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Mike & The Mad Dog would have gone city by city and guessed the Super Bowl ratings today. And it would have been glorious.
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3 years
If this doesn’t end his governorship, nothing will
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4 years
@MikeFrancesa Speaking of “a lot of dead money in the final years”...
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“ugh, Phil in Punxsutawrney…what’s up Phil?” “Hey Mike, just wondering if you saw your shadow this morning, you fat slob—” “Get lawst, ya fool.”
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10 years
(7th inning stretch) "Yankee Fans we would like to honor the Captain, Derek Jeter in his final g-" *glass shatters* http://t.co/THYXI1yW04
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6 years
When your girlfriend’s on stage at the VMAs but @MikeFrancesa ’s broadcasting live on his app
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@Lucaswfalk Most shocking revelation here is that the Titans actually have a playbook
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@MikeFrancesa Apologies in advance @JoeBiden
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6 years
“ugh, Phil in Punxsutawrney…what’s up Phil?” “Hey Mike, just wondering if you saw your shadow this morning, you fat slob—” “Get lawst, ya fool.”
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5 years
@TheRealOJ32 @KrisJenner Recorded in stunning 120p.
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6 years
"Bedminstah Township is awn a 2 howah delay, no AM kindahgodden... ugh...Brick Township schools awe awn a 1 howah delay, I mean why even bothah? What's 1 howah delay gonna do... Ugh...Pawsippany Schools awe closed...I mean they close at da first sign of flurries, is ridiculous"
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@MikeFrancesa We need you out there, separating like a King “Youah look sick - go home” “Youah fool, get lawst” “Youah young, man up and go to work” “You ovah theah, hello deah how ya feeling?”
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"WFAN callers talk sports with each other at local bagel shop"
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I say it every year: the halftime show should just be @MikeFrancesa sitting at the 50 yard line taking calls from the crowd. #HalftimeZaun
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@MikeFrancesa *next week* “Now, heah’s what Zion should do…”
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Still can’t believe Mike took a commercial break on twitter last night.
@MikeFrancesa
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6 years
Two of golf’s most talented unknowns won’t be unknown much longer. They are Aaron Wise and his coach Jeff Smith. More on both after this.
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4 years
@MikeFrancesa It’s literally on video
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@KCJHoop let's be honest: this was the exact moment Nazr got hired
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did I do this meme right.jpg
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Ladies & Gentlemen, we’re approaching the peak of our quarantine experience. Please make sure your seatbelts are fasten and your tray tables have returned to its full upright position.
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Love that the Diet Coke's in this shot. Like Popeye's can of spinach.
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I hope the bagel boss guy comes back to the store today and acts like nothing happened. “Yeah, lemme get a sausage, egg & cheese on a poppy seed bagel, toasted. Salt, pepper, ketchup please.” “Would you like to try one of our mini bagels?” “GET THAT SMIRK OFF YA FACE LADY!”
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It's for easier for Donald Trump to meet with Kim Jong-un than it is for Mike to eat a pizza slice with Portnoy. What a time to be alive.
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6 years
SEE YA, MIKE FRANCESA.
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@MikeFrancesa Congrats in advance to the 2020 NY Giants on their record setting offensive performance
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@MikeFrancesa Congrats to @TorresGleyber in advance on his upcoming hot streak
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"CANT SPELL FRANCESA WITHOUT F-A-N" Kiiiinnnnggg #ThankYouMikeFrancesa
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Narrator: “It was at that very moment things got worse."
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@MikeFrancesa Congrats on your legacy, king
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@RapSheet These Younghoes ain't loyal, amirite Ian?
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Mike Francesa’s To Do List: • F̶u̶n̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ ✔️ • C̶a̶r̶t̶o̶n̶ ✔️ You're next, @RealMichaelKay
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@MikeFrancesa I swear we’ve done this before.
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*July 2049* "...on this very hot and yumid Summah, this is Mike Zaun, Francesa Rhonda Fan....we'll get to the Met debacle a little latah with Eddie C's kid, but we stawt of cawse, wit da Yankees...."
@FireJohnMara
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Fav this: 2015: 2014: 2013: 2012:
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“ugh, Jenny from da Bronx, what’s up Jenny?” 🎶“Even if you were broke…my love don’t cost a thing…”🎶 “ugh, Not really interested in ya financials, just make ya point on da tournament”
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*mutes NBA Finals intro* *plays this on max volume instead*
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Forget the weed for a moment, how you trying to smuggle a drink through airport security?
@Balldontlie
Ball Don’t Lie
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D'Angelo Russell tried to sneak marijuana through airport security using a fake Arizona Iced Tea can. ➡️
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Mike Francesa reacts to Nancy Pelosi’s press conference:
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Mets will be dead and buried by the Fourth of July.
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@MikeFrancesa They were rocking out to your anthem, tho
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Mets: “We’re back.” Knicks: “We’re back.” Jets:
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Jets interviewed former Bengals' HC Marvin Lewis for their HC job.
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Pulling out apparently wasn’t one of them
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Carmelo Anthony is pulling out all the stops to win back Lala #TMZ
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It’s like watching Jordan in his prime
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3 years
What if she told people she was Mike Francesa? It's worth a shot after 5 years.
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Rosie O'Donnell still can't sell her $6M NJ home after 5 years
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3 years
Could have just met with him in Manhasset if they wanted to
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A group of NBA players met with the Pope at the Vatican on Monday to discuss social justice issues, per @ZachLowe_NBA .
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*Warriors 94-0, in the NBA Finals* Warriors: (laughing) "No one's beating us!" *glass shatters*
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@MikeFrancesa Countah attack at 6:01am on a Sattiday. Kingly.
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@RapSheet No surprise the Falcons are preferring a Younghoe over the old veteran.
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@MikeFrancesa You have a gift of eulogizing.
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@MikeFrancesa There are other features on twitter other than tweeting? #King
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