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Unprofessional Theme Park Twitter Guy, who has a bit more professional theme park podcast called "Unbuilt" with new episodes every other Friday! he/him

Henderson, NV
Joined February 2016
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@OpenMothersMale
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FEATURING: -bombing quips! -two guys who have not ridden Tiana’s! -the trickiness of bad faith! -VHS memories! -CG ridin! -narrative choices that baffle! -no accusations, just friendly crustaceans! Listen today!!
@UnbuiltPod
Unbuilt: An Unrealized Theme Park Podcast
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NEW EP! We dive under the sea to explore the original version of The Little Mermaid ride which suspended guests under and above the fathoms below! Plus more Tiana's discourse, aka what everybody wants!
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Nobody has posted my favorite clip from the Ted series yet so here goes
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Yo ok y'all I get it, you hate the mouse and gay pandering but this is literally the voice actor doing the announcement can y'all just fucking chill for one second and not be assholes FOR FIVE MINUTES
@JustAVoiceActor
🛸 Kai Ava Hauser 🛸
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT I got to play Pixar's first nonbinary character! Meet Lake! I voice Lake in the new movie #Elemental ! I'm seeing it in theaters tonight with my friends, so you can catch it in theaters too if you wanna see them. 💙
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The ride villain The actual villain
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How dare you stand where he stood
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The best part of Don't Look Up so far is the hilariously bad unlicensed version of this Simpsons meme bc Disney owns them now
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Wow the haunted mansion premiere looked lit
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I wish these Simpsons Disney+ shorts the biggest "fuck off"
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I'm telling ya, it's not just Disney. This is a problem surrounding family films in general. Mario is the exception, not the rule.
@ToonHive
ToonHive
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Illumination’s ‘Migration’ is tracking for a $13 million four-day opening, THR reports. If true, this could be the worst debut in Illumination’s HISTORY.
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Mr Krabs prepping the Krusty Krab for theme park prices
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Alicia Stella Nova Resort
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The rumored areas for Universal Kids Resort, being built now in Frisco, Texas.
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Wander Over Yonder is a gem with an entire episode that parodies both Filmation cartoons from the 60s and homages MST3K
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Tony Stark: ok everybody is back now that we defeated Thanos Rocket: what about Dra— Tony: EVERYBODY IS BACK
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ManaByte
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Dave Bautista May Not Return for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
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@NeilNevins “Yoda has sent us a special holo message which we will display now giving his apologies”
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Spotted a nonstandard McDonalds on Sahara and Rainbow! @MaxKriegerVG
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This opening date is still insane in hindsight
@ExtinctDisney
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Today in 2020: Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway officially opens in Hollywood Studios.
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Hey @WaltDisneyWorld I think you forgot something
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There is a time capsule at Disney’s Contemporary Resort that is to be opened this year in October after 50 years 👀
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Favorite Rolly Crump story is that he learned that Walt’s favorite curse word was “shit”, so he painted it on a rock and gave it to him and Walt put it on his desk.
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Asking my sister for a favor at Disney today
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Spotted on TikTok, and thanks to @OrlandoParkStop discord users for finding it: Curse of the Wolfman Mack spinning coaster testing, starting from its swing launch maneuver
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However the hell WDI convinced somebody to give them money to install an Ostrich animatronic to the freaking treehouse, idc, that's amazing
@TheHorizoneer
Phil • The Horizoneer
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THIS LOOKS PHENOMENAL WOW
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It is WILD that this film is hated. WILD. Such a funny and creative movie.
@LukeVaughn__
Luke Vaughn
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I'm watching that new shitty Chip N Dale movie rn and I'm thinking about killing myself
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@Defunctland (enters hotel room) Me: (loudly) GEE IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME MUPPETS MERCHANDISE IN THESE PARKS
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Is this EPCOT??!
@JeffBezos
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I love you, Dad.
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@platinumb3rlitz I love how later on in the season he plans to jerk off to Lori loughlin on Oprah
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God twitter is extremely insufferable sometimes
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Holy shit could you imagine this illusion on Indy?
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We are just so not ready for the wrong lessons that Hollywood is about to take from this
@ErikDavis
Erik Davis
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BOX OFFICE: #SuperMarioMovie Makes History! - Biggest global debut ever for an animated film ($377M) - Biggest 5-day opening ever ($204M) - Biggest opening ever for a video game adaptation - 3rd biggest 3-day opening for an animated film ($146M) - Biggest opening of 2023
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Now that Iger is back can we trash this
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Oh my god this is the greatest niche thing ever
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Some more photos of SpongeBob’s Crazy Carnival Ride, a very cute attraction that is obviously overpriced. There are a half dozen animatronics and cotton candy and burger scents.
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@NeilNevins it's the very last reaction to the mirror falling down that constantly gets me, "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"
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Soarin testing at WDI in the mid-90s using a Star Tours simulator with the cabin removed and a vehicle hanging off the side, really cool
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Country Bear refs in my Mickey Mouse?! You love to see it.
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@NeilNevins There are four Disney cartoons that had their characters have to grapple with the existential realization that we are not alone in the universe
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Just did some research and the last time this CM role was filled was 2005. So. Yeah. This is random.
@Backside_Water
The World Famous Skipper Ben
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CHRIS IS BACK!!!!!!
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Although this animated figure is impressive in its movements I have zero idea who it is or why it is important. Good storytelling requires fore knowledge of stories and characters for a ride or experience to succeed.
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Chapek, dude, the family from Denver can’t follow jack shit with how the parks work nowadays
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Lincoln is just like, "you gotta be shitting me here".
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Mickey Mouse shorts aint buying that Tower of Terror icon nonsense
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@NeilNevins Yeah sry Hayley but this was actually pretty funny
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Also I don’t know how to say this but DO NOT SHAME PPL FOR WATCHING DISNEY SHOWS/MOVIES OR GOING TO THEME PARKS THIS DOES NOT MEAN THEY DON’T SUPPORT LGBTQ+, NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION, etc. You can do both! Hold Disney accountable! Approach Chapek at the Shareholders Meeting!
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I don’t know what’s more pathetic: his overreaction to a temporary construction fence, the fact that he’s already pre-determined to hate it or that he’s still going to pay money to the Walt Disney Company to ride it after being the number one hater
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Jon Faverau: super Disney parks fan - ZERO RX droids in Mandalorian Robert Rodriguez: RX droid in ep ONE of Boba Fett
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According to this article, Disney was initially floating ideas of giving day tours but Iger shut the plans down and the Starcruiser is literally just going to be abandoned. Wow.
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@Crimson_Mayhem_ the joke is obviously that nearly the entire last three minutes was written by ChatGPT, it's very obvious that it's all awkward and wrong with Cartman calling Stan a jew.
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@somethinmissing (heart rate increases) (sees account name) (achieves lowest bpm ever)
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@NeilNevins “The clown emoji... suffice to say he really takes a liking to that one”
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So literally no IP? It’s just called the Adventureland Treehouse? I’m sorry, is this the modern Walt Disney Company?
@DisneyParks
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We are tree-mendously excited to share new details about the Adventureland Treehouse returning to @Disneyland park in 2023! 🌳 ✨ Read about how it will pay tribute to the original treehouse built in 1962 here:
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@DanaTerrace @nekogranma Is the translation “king dies lol”
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Whoever thought of the convention angle and realized that they could cheap out on the ceiling presentation to be in theme, collect your raise pls
@thrillgeek
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FIRST LOOK at Illumination’s Villain-Con Minion Blast interior queue area. We are going to be here throughout the morning with coverage. Stay tuned! @UniversalORL
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@TheRealJimsYT They did already announce Inside Out 2 and Toy Story 5. Brad Bird is busy at Skydance making another film and I don't think they'd make Incredibles 3 without him
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Hang the DJ gets a 99.8% from me. #BlackMirror4
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BTW: can somebody explain why my screening of Black Panther 2 had a Super Mario Bros Movie trailer attached but not Strange World... yknow, the next theatrical Disney movie that's coming out in JUST TWO FUCKING WEEKS?!
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@Jason_Garcia @RobPlays There are some Disney lawyers popping champagne rn
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Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio is the best film adaptation of the story. And yes, I didn’t say of the year, I mean of all time. That is a masterpiece.
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Well folks, the Galaxy’s Edge haters were right. Disneyland is closed for good. Heartbreaking, it had a good run.
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It’s the Winter Park location. This is ITM levels, WDWNT. Congrats, you’re there now. Right on that bottom tier.
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This just about seals the Chapek reign as one of the most disastrous blunders in the company’s history. Ron Miller is smiling from his grave
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HEY DISTWITTER THREE HOURS, FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES AND NINE SECONDS TIL YOU DIE
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Apparently Muppets Haunted Mansion was filmed using the Mandalorian volume tech… honestly, this was not where I expected it to show up next
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The preshow
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The fact that they won’t have the full original cast is insane and I’m a little curious why Iger didn’t make it a priority to get Mindy and Bill back. They *need* this to work.
@DisneyAPromos
Disney Animation Promos
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‘INSIDE OUT 2,’ starring a now-teenager Riley and new emotions, releases in theaters 1 year from today (June 14, 2024.) 🟡🔵
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Zootopia 4D show is the funniest outcome imaginable omg
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So realistically how long until Disney starts threatening legal defamation action against certain media personalities
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This could be the greatest picture of all time if there wasn’t a golden globe here but instead an Oscar
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Your reminder that Caesars Palace has the cheesiest animatronic show ever in front of a Cheesecake Factory
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
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Underrated spot
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@NeilNevins How dare you insinuate that Illumination doesn't make films for art--
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Part 1 of holy shit
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We lost, folks. We lost so hard.
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Hollywood Super Nintendo World map
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This is my favorite: all of the ppl bitching about face masks and our hero Tim wants to know when he can dine with an animatronic gorrila again
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Nothing to me may be more confounding than Disney not hiring Alan Menken to do the music for Wish. You make a massive nostalgia throwback and you don’t hire the one composer most commonly associated with that nostalgia?
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If this was in America, a TikTokker would absolutely try to recreate Anna’s move, smash into the table, break their arms and legs and then sue Disney
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@NeilNevins the fact that "Lion King lore" is legit a thing and not a joke scrambles my brain
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen Disney do demo like this in the daytime. Wild
@OOCParks
No Context Theme Parks
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WARNING: THIS VIDEO MIGHT BE DISTURBING AND/OR UPSETTING TO TOONTOWN FANS VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
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More Mr Krabs outside!
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It brings me no joy at all to report that a few retired imagineers and a social media presence in the DisTwitter sphere are currently working on an "anti-woke theme park"
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Retweet to scare a Save Splasher
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@dariasoldier @Disney I think you’re getting that too, stay tooned
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SpongeBob ride is not cheap as one would expect in Las Vegas. Each ticket and ride is $20. I got two rides for $40 yikes :/
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Behind-the-scenes of The Lion King (2019)
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FUCK. YOU.
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This was interesting lol. Yes it’s free this morning lmao
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Walt Disney Studio Tour thread
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I may be one of the few people on this Earth that remembers the bizarre Steven Spielberg/Steve Wynn collab that was the themed dining experience known as DIVE. I distinctly recall the klaxon horns blowing occasionally and video screens.
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@XgarthbrooX This isn’t making fun, this is buddying up to the corporation with the lightest of teases. Zero bite
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@KremlingRodney @NeilNevins Does your school ever like... acknowledge him as notable alumni
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I'm taking that some of y'all would hate Roger Rabbit if Roger Rabbit came out today got it
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Me: Hey Universal... what are you waiting for? Uni: What do you mean? Me: Like, you have attractions coming this year-- Uni: CONFIDENTIAL. HARRY POTTER ROLLER COASTER. NO OTHER DETAILS. Me: We can see the trains-- Uni: NO. NOBODY MUST KNOW. 2019. POTTER COASTER. CONVO OVER.
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@bunny_wars It was mediocre chicken but filled with the most amazing shopped photos of a fake doc brown holding drumsticks
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Fully expecting one of these days Buzzy will be on display and one of the Archives dudes will be standing at a podium going, “ladies and gentlemen… we got him”
@EpsteinJeffrey
Jeffrey R Epstein
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A few of the amazing items from @TWDCArchives and Walt Disney Imagineering on display here at #DestinationD23 ! #WaltDisneyWorld
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The amount of replies to this loser claiming “go woke go broke” tell you everything you need to know about Disney Tucker Carlson
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My D23 parks predictions that I posted on the Theme Park Stop discord
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Even Disney did Sonic better
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I know they’re memes but I amused at ppl thinking that Disney is just suddenly shocked and terrified at this Epic Universe reveal and not as if they’ve known for well over five years about it and decided not to care
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Anti-vax rally at St Rose Pkwy outside St Rose Hospital where ppl are dying of covid, half the cars honking support. We truly live in hell. @LasVegasLocally
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Retweet this to scare a save splash person
@Attractions
Attractions Magazine
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Here’s a first-look at model of the new Princess and the Frog ride replacing Splash Mountain. #D23Expo
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Spider-Man: Home Movies
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