Unprofessional Theme Park Twitter Guy, who has a bit more professional theme park podcast called "Unbuilt" with new episodes every other Friday! he/him
FEATURING:
-bombing quips!
-two guys who have not ridden Tiana’s!
-the trickiness of bad faith!
-VHS memories!
-CG ridin!
-narrative choices that baffle!
-no accusations, just friendly crustaceans!
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We dive under the sea to explore the original version of The Little Mermaid ride which suspended guests under and above the fathoms below! Plus more Tiana's discourse, aka what everybody wants!
Yo ok y'all I get it, you hate the mouse and gay pandering but this is literally the voice actor doing the announcement can y'all just fucking chill for one second and not be assholes
FOR FIVE MINUTES
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT I got to play Pixar's first nonbinary character! Meet Lake!
I voice Lake in the new movie
#Elemental
! I'm seeing it in theaters tonight with my friends, so you can catch it in theaters too if you wanna see them. 💙
Illumination’s ‘Migration’ is tracking for a $13 million four-day opening, THR reports.
If true, this could be the worst debut in Illumination’s HISTORY.
Favorite Rolly Crump story is that he learned that Walt’s favorite curse word was “shit”, so he painted it on a rock and gave it to him and Walt put it on his desk.
Spotted on TikTok, and thanks to
@OrlandoParkStop
discord users for finding it: Curse of the Wolfman Mack spinning coaster testing, starting from its swing launch maneuver
BOX OFFICE:
#SuperMarioMovie
Makes History!
- Biggest global debut ever for an animated film ($377M)
- Biggest 5-day opening ever ($204M)
- Biggest opening ever for a video game adaptation
- 3rd biggest 3-day opening for an animated film ($146M)
- Biggest opening of 2023
Some more photos of SpongeBob’s Crazy Carnival Ride, a very cute attraction that is obviously overpriced. There are a half dozen animatronics and cotton candy and burger scents.
@NeilNevins
There are four Disney cartoons that had their characters have to grapple with the existential realization that we are not alone in the universe
Although this animated figure is impressive in its movements I have zero idea who it is or why it is important. Good storytelling requires fore knowledge of stories and characters for a ride or experience to succeed.
Also I don’t know how to say this but DO NOT SHAME PPL FOR WATCHING DISNEY SHOWS/MOVIES OR GOING TO THEME PARKS THIS DOES NOT MEAN THEY DON’T SUPPORT LGBTQ+, NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION, etc.
You can do both! Hold Disney accountable! Approach Chapek at the Shareholders Meeting!
I don’t know what’s more pathetic: his overreaction to a temporary construction fence, the fact that he’s already pre-determined to hate it or that he’s still going to pay money to the Walt Disney Company to ride it after being the number one hater
According to this article, Disney was initially floating ideas of giving day tours but Iger shut the plans down and the Starcruiser is literally just going to be abandoned. Wow.
@Crimson_Mayhem_
the joke is obviously that nearly the entire last three minutes was written by ChatGPT, it's very obvious that it's all awkward and wrong with Cartman calling Stan a jew.
We are tree-mendously excited to share new details about the Adventureland Treehouse returning to
@Disneyland
park in 2023! 🌳 ✨ Read about how it will pay tribute to the original treehouse built in 1962 here:
FIRST LOOK at Illumination’s Villain-Con Minion Blast interior queue area. We are going to be here throughout the morning with coverage. Stay tuned!
@UniversalORL
@TheRealJimsYT
They did already announce Inside Out 2 and Toy Story 5. Brad Bird is busy at Skydance making another film and I don't think they'd make Incredibles 3 without him
BTW: can somebody explain why my screening of Black Panther 2 had a Super Mario Bros Movie trailer attached but not Strange World... yknow, the next theatrical Disney movie that's coming out in JUST TWO FUCKING WEEKS?!
The fact that they won’t have the full original cast is insane and I’m a little curious why Iger didn’t make it a priority to get Mindy and Bill back. They *need* this to work.
Nothing to me may be more confounding than Disney not hiring Alan Menken to do the music for Wish. You make a massive nostalgia throwback and you don’t hire the one composer most commonly associated with that nostalgia?
It brings me no joy at all to report that a few retired imagineers and a social media presence in the DisTwitter sphere are currently working on an "anti-woke theme park"
I may be one of the few people on this Earth that remembers the bizarre Steven Spielberg/Steve Wynn collab that was the themed dining experience known as DIVE. I distinctly recall the klaxon horns blowing occasionally and video screens.
Me: Hey Universal... what are you waiting for?
Uni: What do you mean?
Me: Like, you have attractions coming this year--
Uni: CONFIDENTIAL. HARRY POTTER ROLLER COASTER. NO OTHER DETAILS.
Me: We can see the trains--
Uni: NO. NOBODY MUST KNOW. 2019. POTTER COASTER. CONVO OVER.
Fully expecting one of these days Buzzy will be on display and one of the Archives dudes will be standing at a podium going, “ladies and gentlemen… we got him”
I know they’re memes but I amused at ppl thinking that Disney is just suddenly shocked and terrified at this Epic Universe reveal and not as if they’ve known for well over five years about it and decided not to care
Anti-vax rally at St Rose Pkwy outside St Rose Hospital where ppl are dying of covid, half the cars honking support. We truly live in hell.
@LasVegasLocally