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@Ohnonoki
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7 months
Hey @CyberpunkGame how much did Rebecca weigh before she had her arms chromed up?
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5 months
@JediNabber He's like a mischievous fae gleefully telling the human peasant his son is lost in the woods
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7 months
>Rebecca Cyberpunk >Imagine
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4 months
@kwabiphobiA Here, allow me: I sit alone upon this log Lonely in this darkest night Whilst violently I crank my hog Jelking it with blackest might
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@Ohnonoki
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10 months
Oh
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@Ohnonoki
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8 months
According to the lore, Rebecca Cyberpunk weighed 40kg.
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5 months
@prageru How did you check 0w0
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@Ohnonoki
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7 days
Shinobu is the only girl who can do both. You can't name another.
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6 months
@GeeksOfColor Are they gonna make me say it when I go to buy a ticket???
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4 months
@kwabiphobiA Do demons dare to hear, or see? Do angels fear to look at me? Of all my sins, what is the sum? For it was God who saw me cum
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@Ohnonoki
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8 months
I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING 😭😭😭
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6 months
Would you eat Maidbecca Cyberpunk's 2D JPEG cookies? >Yes >No >Imagine
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@Ohnonoki
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7 months
@greentexts_bot Fake and also gay
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@Ohnonoki
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5 months
I can be trusted with approximate knowledge of Frieren's body weight.
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@Ohnonoki
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6 months
Tuck Rebecca Cyberpunk in for bed? >Yes >No
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@Ohnonoki
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6 months
@GENC____ Sloppy blowjob devil
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3 months
@Frankussy I bet Professor X does this to every Jew he sees.
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@Ohnonoki
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6 months
@MyLordBebo Why was he briefly pregnant after becoming and then absorbing his wife
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@Ohnonoki
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4 months
@PandasAndVidya This is fake. If you grew up with a sister you'd know they're disgusting.
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@Ohnonoki
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9 months
Getting real sick of accounts I don't follow appearing on my feed.
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@Ohnonoki
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7 months
@SuspectFed Easy. I'd simply ***** ********* *** ***** ****** ** *** ***** ******, then I'd **** **** *********** the ***************** ** ******** and finally I'd ******* **** ** **************.
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@Ohnonoki
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2 months
@ShitpostRock Johnny finds himself after death by watching someone else die. Through this tragic journey, he finally realizes the truth. He should've brought 2 nukes.
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1 month
@Nicchiban_ He knows shadow clone jutsu. It's power has been proven before.
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@Ohnonoki
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7 months
@vocaloidedits Delete this. You are a bully.
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@Ohnonoki
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9 months
>40kg
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@DefectivePigg I never believed this one because anyone with rotting nerve pain would just rip the tooth out. It's not even hard.
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4 months
@metalgearobama He could've just been a comedian tbh
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@Ohnonoki
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5 years
I have taken a part time job as a shepard, and for some reason the sheep keep trying to suck my dick and call me gay? Has anyone else had this problem?
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10 months
>40kg >imagine
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@Ohnonoki
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4 months
@abvviolet @kwabiphobiA The poems I write are to be shared And art should be freely given When I am drunk beyond repair It is my car that will be driven
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@Ohnonoki
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6 months
@ShitpostRock you could legitimately be punished under the UCMJ with a court marshal for not showing up to that dnd session
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7 months
@DreMeMoTo This dude will one day peep the horror
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@Ohnonoki
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1 month
@MutsukiArchive Elf wife hot
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1 month
Name a girl more portable than Shinobu. (You can't.)
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6 months
@nichegamer I still can't forget his take on white people shouldn't learn Japanese
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7 months
@greentexts_bot >Chinese >access to human resources Fake and
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7 months
@Rev_says_desu @CyberpunkGame I am normal and can be trusted with knowledge of Rebeccs's approximate body weight.
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4 months
My New Year's resolution is to blow a kiss back to Frieren 😭😭😭
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4 months
@greentexts_bot Teen love sucks anyway. Older women are far more powerful, and able to cast more useful spells.
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@shenanigansen Looking back, it was pretty funny though. My happiness increased.
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4 years
@moschinodorito @BOMBAIRPLANE How is recording everyone minding your own business?
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4 months
@okimstillhungry I used to immediately throw away sauce packets from a fast food meal if I didn't use them because I thought they went bad in hours.
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@Ohnonoki
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6 months
Rebecca Cyberpunk has felt the forgiveness of the Lord and converted to Christianity πŸ™
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Ko-fi Sketch commission✍️✝️ Rebecca from CyberPunk:edgerunners #rkgk #catholic #γ‚€γƒ©γ‚Ήγƒˆ
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8 months
I'm glad loli is trending. It's important we pay our respects πŸ™
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@Ohnonoki
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3 months
I need Ononoki's popsicle flavored kiss, or I'm going to die.
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4 months
@greentexts_bot Communication is important above all else. Voice your concern. Ask to have the child tested. A healthy relationship will survive this if she's telling the truth. She will understand OP. If she doesn't, then she wasn't the one, Pal.
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@Ohnonoki
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7 months
@greentexts_bot They can't go the legal route, or the IRS will figure out how much the strip club actually makes.
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@Ohnonoki
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8 months
She will let you play hot wheels on her tanned body, and the pale parts are speed boosts
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7 months
@MrAndyNgo "Yeah bitch" Generic NPC Bandit dialogue
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3 months
Be honest. How many donuts would you feed Shinobu?
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@Ohnonoki
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29 days
Cute and funny Shinobu bunny 😭😭😭
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@Ohnonoki
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3 years
The cinematography in Evangelion is unparalleled.
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7 months
@BreakingSadd People don't know how to act anymore. I don't go to public events because everything thinks they're the main character when in reality, I am in fact the main character.
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1 year
@denngekiraketto Where do you live? I'd like to talk.
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@Ohnonoki
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9 months
>you overdrafted her bank account
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What's under Hachikuji's skirt?
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@Ohnonoki
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7 months
If you gaze into the Megumin, the Megumin gazes also into you.
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>Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle Megumin's tiny body
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@YunezzWildCard I'm sick of seeing the opinions of children.
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9 months
Nothing wrong with window shopping
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@TopGyaru Anime only's aren't ready for the Nanahoshi Pregnancy Turning Point
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@Hbomberguy Nukes or biological warfare are the only things the US would ever dare to question Israel about. Anything less is tolerated.
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7 months
@DiscussingFilm Unironically that scene would've worked well in the movie. Whole thing was about how there's no reason for mutants to be around. Could've been a nice example of that not being true.
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5 months
@BepDelta People are far too comfortable hurting each other.
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3 months
Megumin is perfectly sized.
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6 months
@lporiginalg Usually you make me laugh but there was no reason to mess with this guy.
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@MangaContexts He could turned this around by immediately following with eating her out.
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7 months
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Megumin are created equal.
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2 months
It's been 8 years since KonoSuba first aired, and somehow Megumin still weighs a mere 40kg.
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I choose Megumin over economic stability.
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The Skullgirls devs marked all the negative reviews as spam. I really don't understand why these people bother getting into the game industry at all. They're like skinwalkers. They immitate real people but can never get it right.
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@Sleepy33964765 @greentexts_bot I made it up. I've never seen My Hero before.
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@vocaloidedits You are a bully
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Shinobu's hips are causing me to disassociate.
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