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Augustus

3 months

You don't need therapy You need a hot gf, positive cash flow, some adrenaline rushing sport, time spent in nature, a medium rare steak, a few weeks consistently hitting the gym, & prayer Very simple

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Augustus

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22 days

Andrew tate went from funny to somewhat respectable to being a complete pawn for the very same matrix he "warned" us about Don't people realize he is part of it? It can't be anymore obvious with the blasphemy, constant grifting, the doomsaying, & antichrist rhetoric. Pathetic

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1 month

She said she likes my aesthetic. I said, good, it's genetic. Our kids will have similar taste ;)

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1 month

Girls are evolving Bible verses, baked goods, & pilates all on their IG stories More machiavellian than even the slyest guys Stay safe out there boys.

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Augustus

@OVOAugustus

3 months

There's hope guys. Met a beautiful, sophisticated young woman at church today - dressed in white silk, hair well done, gold earrings & all. She sat close to me, kept glancing, so I introduced myself afterwards. It was my first time noticing her but she said she'd been waiting…

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@OVOAugustus

3 months

I eat 6 whole eggs every morning & i think that's why i've gotten so jacked Eggs are anabolic Do you know any skinny mf's eating 6 eggs every morning? Doubt it

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21 days

Since i started praying 5 times per day, my life has begun to unquestionably improve - funny how that works Grace before each meal too -> steroid-like gains Prayer maxing > health maxing

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@OVOAugustus

22 days

You go on twitter & see all this bs, war, anons running their mouths, ect You go outside & see pretty girls smiling back at you, the sun shinning, & happy families Life is good bro lol. Weirdos on twitter will try to make you think otherwise. Don't let them

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19 days

My one friend in Atlanta got laid off from his 6 figure job at the start of last year. Lost over $250,000 in income. No other money coming in Instead of being a bitch, he started his own roofing company, became a distributor, & started going door to door getting clients Mf…

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5 months

All i do is pray, work, eat steaks, & lift weights Weekly dates & monthly vacations to break up the monotony. Sunday mass + numerous family dinners / week to stay in touch Not saying i have life figured out, but I think its a bit simpler than most make it out to be

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Augustus

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3 months

@howyegettingon Obnoxiously loud music is big one for me Don't you want to hear your own thoughts? Oh yeah, they barely have any lol

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Augustus

@OVOAugustus

2 months

Impossible to have a bad day when you start it by walking along a sunny beach & saying gm to 50 people with a smile on your face - already traded 10 compliments today. Some people really wake up, drive a camry through traffic, & sit in an office til 5... could never be me

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@OVOAugustus

3 months

Still looking better than 90% of your fitness "coaches" & influencers even when only training 4 days/week & in poor lighting. Lol The audacity some guys have to sell programs when they themselves have skinny necks & smaller legs than most girls... Anyways, here's my Supplement…

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@OVOAugustus

1 month

I love & respect my father, but i have a bad habit of going weeks without contacting him He called the other day. "We're not strangers, you know." Still figuring out what it means to be a good son. Won't have him around forever. Need to be a better man.

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Augustus

@OVOAugustus

2 months

You've gotta fumble a lot of bags, missed opportunities, & baddies before you stumble upon God's true plans for you

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Augustus

@OVOAugustus

2 months

I met zero girls at church in 2023 but have met 8 so far this year Every week it's someone new. They're all cute, well mannered, & in grad school. How does this keep happening? The moment i choose to commit to celibacy, these beautiful women appear constantly I can't escape…

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3 years

🎉WHAT BOT INVITE GIVEAWAY🎉 🎁Prize: 1x Invite to @whatbotisthis ✅To Enter: - Follow @OVOAugustus - Retweet & Like 🦃Happy Late Thanksgiving!

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1 month

She turned off read receipts & hasn't replied since yesterday I guess it's back to Dexscreener

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3 months

Took my grandma on date. This is really how i spend my friday nights. You wouldn't want my life. It's boring. Most exciting thing about tmr is that i will be squatting 405 for a few sets. Lifestyle decisions based purely on minimalism, family, making $, & health. Less > more

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4 months

Seeing other dudes more successful, better looking, & more jacked than me is purely motivating. Not a jealous bone in my body. Extrinsic motivation to just work harder Only 22. Playing the long game. Can't imagine who i am & my life at 30

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25 days

Somewhere in the Bible (everywhere) it says something along the lines of "do not be afraid" Stop being afraid bro. The world isn't ending. Did you see the sky today? It was beautiful

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26 days

Idk who needs to hear this, but you should be embarrassed to follow women on ig whom you'll never meet & who post half naked pics Get a grip. Unfollow. Clean your feed. Be loyal to your wife-to-be. Having lustful eyes is a sin

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Augustus

@OVOAugustus

2 years

Yeezy Supply single handedly keeping most your mf's in this game

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2 months

These next 9 months are crucial. 2024 is truly different You're either going to dial tf in & ascend into another echelon of existence or be left behind, forever short of your potential, never able to catch up Look around. Success & opportunity are abundant. Reach out & grab it

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2 months

Declined 3 invites to party, just turned down 2 cute girls, & now i'm building some furniture in my living room while listening to unreleased kanye Going to hit some chest & tri's next. Saturday nights are the best time to lift I'm not autistic but the signs are clearly there

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3 months

10 kids by 40 is the plan Mf's waiting til their 40's to get married & start a family are crazy imo Don't you want to be in your 60's healthy & fit throwing football around with your grandkids on the beach? Then start havin em young The whole premise of not being ready for…

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3 months

4hrs of sleep, morning prayer, 2 cups of coffee, some steak, a chocolate cookie, & some push-ups & i feel like i can conquer the world & win a world title boxing Thank God for testosterone. Its what makes winners winners

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2 months

As you become more attractive as a man, you'll almost exclusively receive compliments from other dudes Girls will just stare a bit longer & brush elbows when they pass by you It's up to you as the man to take initiative & pursue them. Never wait for a woman to make the 1st…

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21 days

This might sound crazy, but actually being a good person is way more impressive than making a lot of money Wild thought. I know.

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2 years

This is still fcking insane to me

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Augustus

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4 months

As a young man growing up in this modern world, if you're not jacked, financially independent, & well spoken, dressed, & mannered by 24, then you're severely under achieving This tweet is meant to encourage you to try harder. These are just the prereq's to being worthy of…

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21 days

Honestly the best piece of general life advice i could give is to take accountability Take accountability for who you are Take accountability for your mistakes & flaws Take accountability of your financial situation Take accountability of your health Take accountability of your…

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2 months

It's not the jews, the system, blackrock, your parents, God, satan, your job, or time that's holding you back It's your own limiting self perception & beliefs Take radical self accountability & have unrelenting faith that you can achieve anything you set your mind to. No limits

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@OVOAugustus

2 months

God rewards the diligent & faithful Fck fear, laziness, worry, & doubt

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1 year

@historyinmemes This is just hilarious 😂

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2 months

goal is to create, not consume thrive, not survive live, not exist give, not take love, not hate be, not wish

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2 months

My body only requires 4hrs of sleep now bc i've repeated "i have unlimited energy" 1,000 times Mind > matter Few... Going to start levitating soon

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@OVOAugustus

3 months

Woke up @ 6am. Airplane mode on til 12 We're 2 days into the month & i haven't yet netted $10k Need to get my life together fr My future wife needs a castle & i can't let God down He has plans for my prosperity but i've been delaying my own success, too lazy, & too complacent

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@OVOAugustus

17 days

damn it. The cute blonde who double glanced left before i got her number NEVER HESITATE 2 seconds of contemplation & the opportunity slips Hesitance kills. No valor, no glory. Sitting in anguish at my indolence

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1 month

May God have mercy on this retard

President Biden

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1 month

Today, on Transgender Day of Visibility, I have a simple message to all trans Americans: I see you. You are made in the image of God, and you're worthy of respect and dignity.

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2 months

When it comes to fitness, maintenance is easy; growth is hard My sleep is sht, diet inconsistent, & i've trained 3 times in the past 12 days, yet i look like this everyday My strength, however, has not progressed in 2 months & my weight has dropped 5lbs Yes, i'm natty - always…

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3 months

Sexual disobedience before marriage will follow into marriage The Bible is very clear on all sexual acts being reserved for Holy Matrimony & to not succumb to our flesh's lustful temptations outside of our marriage Don't be a hoe. “Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for…

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2 months

If women weren't so beautiful, i would have significantly less motivation to work God knew what He was doing when He created earth - divine design

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1 month

Did u know that the closer you get to God, the better your life gets? Kinda crazy how that works. A mortal, fleshly, being ridden with sin can develop an intimate relationship with the divine spirit who created the earth & the heavens Really wild when you think about it

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1 month

Idk very much, but i do know for certain that Jesus didn't die for me to be a little bitch Need to go harder.

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22 days

@mattliveworld Jesus Christ of Nazareth is the only true role model

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2 months

Generally speaking, people treat you with the same level of respect & energy that you embody Spark conversation with a compliment, introduce yourself with a smile, & ask genuine, stimulating questions Do this everywhere you go & people will treat you as if you were family…

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5 months

Bros will start making $30k per month & talk like they have life figured out I was once bro til i lost it all 15 months ago & found my faith in God Blessed to learn money wasn't the answer & have my ego crushed @ only 20. Some dudes will go their whole life thinking otherwise

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@OVOAugustus

2 months

I don't care how "successful" any of these onlyfans manager guys are. They are absolute scum & complete losers in my eyes Hope they repent for contributing to such an anomaly of sin There are few people i'd like to physically assault. That crowd's one of em

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@OVOAugustus

3 months

I used to like iman ghadzi & andrew tate, but now i think they were a net negative for the internet Too many copy cats Too many course sellers I have more respect for the 9-5ers everyone on money twitter mocks They're at least educated & likely contributing to society *sigh

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2 months

One of the worst mistakes you can make is going shopping on Saturdays when all the normies are out It's quite amazing witnessing just how incompetent the average person is Their brains' circuitry failing as soon as they enter a parking lot I'm buying 1000 acres & never leaving

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2 months

Typical Sunday: -wake up, prayer, shower -triple bag green tea, plenty honey -drive to grandma's, hour convo -6 eggs, blueberries avocado -church & bs w/ 15 people -buy girl scout cookies -eat lunch in city -give girl scout cookies to stranger -hang with sister/mom, play tennis…

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22 days

Sometimes you have to take a 100% loss, a heartbreak, a catastrophic failure, or an outright rejection on the chin & move forward like the winter solider & by sometimes, i mean all the time No time to sulk in sorrow. Keep moving. Head held high. Gaze fixated on Christ. Unfazed

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2 months

Went to these 2 bars sober (i don't drink, never had a beer, never been drunk, never will be) & my social tolerance for these kind of scenes is 1 hour lol It's funny though bc the same guys lapping you in business are out wasted with some girls on Friday night Monk mode a psyop

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2 months

Hung out with 4 of my friends from high school today. D1 ball players, home owners, self employed, ect. We're all jacked & Christian. Stick with the day ones. Iron sharpens iron Not having a competent friend group is a sign of poor character Lone wolfs are alone for a reason

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10 days

If you let a man speak long enough, he will reveal his intentions & foolishness It's always more important to genuinely listen than to speak, & when you do speak, it should be clear, concise, & potent Yapping is for women

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18 days

Maybe i just want to delete twitter, get married, travel europe, buy a countryside estate off the Mediterranean, have 10 kids, learn to sailboat, only use a nokia flip phone, & after our kids are grown, take over the world, & maybe she wants to do the same. Idk

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2 months

Frugality is sin. Operate from abundance & give freely

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14 days

Kanye going from Ultralightbeam & Jesus is Lord to "yeezy porn" is crazy Even for kanye, this is crazy... smh

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9 months

@dillondanis Bro how are there still more???

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1 month

I think sneako's iq has significantly decreased since he was 14 This is why you stay off the internet kids. If you are not careful, it makes you dumber & leads u astray Every clip i see, he's saying something retarded. Bro used to be inquisitive & creative. Wat happen

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2 months

Fck the devil fr He's attacking me with feelings of self doubt & unworthiness These feelings aren't from God❗️ Depart from me Satan. BE GONE for it is written, “I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: My God; in Him will I trust. Surely he shall deliver thee…

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1 month

Speak life into your psyche "I am unstoppable. I am a champion. I am a soldier of God. Today, i rise & conquer my fears as i progress towards actualizing my most grandiose dreams." Talking to yourself isn't crazy; it's essential

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3 months

There's no competition. It's only you vs you. Always has been. Sooner you realize that you're your own worst enemy, the sooner you can begin to conquer life & have everything you ever wanted. Conquer your mind & body, & you can triumph the rest of your days

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3 months

I tweeted i never would never watch IG stories again & i was serious - haven't seen any girl's in 4 weeks. Leaving behind this childish behavior in 2023. No one can grab my attention unless I voluntarily give it away. I am the master of my time & energy. Nothing can suck either…

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1 month

all u have to do is go all in. it's really that ez

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3 months

Not engaging in flirtatious banter with any attractive woman you see is a major sign of low T I'm celibate. I'm not asking anyone out & no boundaries are being crossed Platonic flirting is what it's called Lot of these dudes must be socially awkward, scared of females, or…

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10 days

No rizz, just handsome & slightly racist (i'm italian)

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30 days

God has allotted another day & His blessings are upon us Get after it on this blessed Tuesday! There're steaks to eat, goals to achieve, Bibles to read, prayers to pray, people to aid, wealth to acquire, beauty to admire, skills to master, evil to conquer, & no time to squander

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13 days

A match made in heaven cannot be forced into existence through sheer human will Trust in God. He will deliver your spouse when the time is right In the meantime, become worthy of them

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15 days

Man, idc what the tax rate is I aint paying

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7 months

Some of yall need to understand that there are dudes making $500k /year reselling sneakers even in this economy There are dudes making $500k reselling used auto parts too There's girls making $500k selling feet pics WHY TF ARE SOME OF U NOT EVEN TRYING? Do something bro

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1 year

Who wants Tiffany AF1's for retail?

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17 days

In all honesty, if you are too much a bitch to boldly approach her, you don't deserve her. That simple really

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2 months

Risk-maxing to pursue your dreams is a better bet than "playing it safe" & passively watching your life fly by as peers excel while you remain stationary in your hometown following the path that was laid out Go against the grain; make the gambit. Being a Lemming is no way to liv

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1 month

Being hot isn't enough Her beauty has to be captivating, eyes seducing, aura enchanting, movements sexy, smile dazzling, laugh charming, lips soft, looks natural, speech flirtatious, faith formidable, & personality engaging Pretty women are plenty. Worthwhile women are few.

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3 months

Just start. You'll never regret putting your self-discipline, willpower, & mind to the test to unveil your body's God-given potential & strength. Discipline, consistency, & patience is all it takes. You got this anon Here's the split + other tips: For…

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4 months

My 2024 Workout Split Legs | Back | Chest & Shoulders | Arms > 4 training days + 3 rest days / week Goal: hypertrophy + strength gains (diet & recovery info included below) Legs: Main movement: Squat -3 warm up sets into 5 working sets of 3-5 reps followed by 2 back off sets of…

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2 months

We're so back🙏🏼

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2 months

"You're not natty" You're right... I take Eucharist every Sunday mf

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2 months

I'm either going to be mega rich or bankrupt by this year's end. Either way i am equally delighted & can't wait for my future to reveal itself. Only thing certain is radical change & absolute uncertainty.

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She doesn't want me for me Just my good looks, muscles, lifestyle, & charm When you fit a certain archetype, you'll quickly see how shallow & lustful most women are (goes both ways) Thing is most guys don't do the "bare minimum" so they won't ever understand first hand

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Don't believe the finance twitter toyota propaganda Life is too short to drive shitty cars Buy the porsche, bmw, audi, or benz Just don't buy base models & you won't regret it

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The love of your life could be working at an ice cream shop rn & you aren't getting enough ice cream to ever find her - eat more ice cream...

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It's natural for women to feel unsafe when alone in public It's natural for men to secretly hope for someone to try & rob them so they can put their 1,000 hours of watching UFC highlights to the test Embrace your natural instincts

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2 months

I remember everything. I might forgive others, but i don't forget even the slightest transgressions or hints of disrespect I remember them all. That's why my circle's so small. I don't tolerate anything or anyone that's not 100% with & for me Blood or not You're either with…

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Health twitter is so damn pointless & annoying "Eat steak" - "don't eat steak" "Sugar's bad for you" "Seed oils ahhhhhh" You know what trumps all your esoteric advice & scientific research? PRAYER MF Give thanks to God & all your food will be blessed & nourishing Hallelujah

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You can't be just be "all in" You've gotta be over leveraged, in massive debt, & have a couple accounts in the negatives Not many are cut out to live this way. Paycheck to paycheck could never be me Prefer bankruptcy to bankruptcy Experience the highest highs & lowest lows

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Crazy to think i'd be graduating from nyu this semester w/ dual major in cs & finance but instead i'm taking my grandma out for lunch on weekdays like i'm retired or something Hahah, wouldve been another self conceited fintech bro in manhattan Thank God i switched up the plans

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2 months

But did you lift today, anon?

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4 months

In light of solbrah's face reveal & my pfp being outdated i've finally decided to change things up & dox myself. These pics are from my Miami trip end of '22 Won't be seeking employment or attending NYU ever again so there's no real need for my semi anonymity anyways Will post…

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Do people actually voluntarily pay for parking? I absolutely refuse to. Park wherever my car fits. Get a ticket? Simply don't pay it. Simple. Fine me, please. Will sit in the stack with the other nine

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Every time i think of committing sin, i imagine driving nails through Christ's hands - inflicting pain on God's heart - & i then stop myself & turn from my evil ways I thank God for his mercy, for i have sinned many times over yet continue to receive His grace through my faith…

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Ignore everything you see on the internet God is good. The world isn't ending. Catholic churches are packed. The battle has already been won. The spirit & body of Christ is alive & well. Doomsayers are idiots looking for clicks. Victory & eternal life is ours now & 4ever Amen🙏🏼

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God already gave you the green light You're just being lazy.

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I always find it funny when people say i look this way bc of roids or genetics like i havent worked out with greater intensity & thought than 99% of people 1,000+ times over the past 3 years I'm only 22 & have plenty of room to grow. What are people gonna say in another 3 years?

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God bless America. Watched some baseball & ate a footlong hotdog topped with pickles & pierogis "West has fallen" my ass. GO OUTSIDE BRO

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The biggest lie is that "you have time" You don't. You only have today, & if you don't use it, it flees you, forever. Time is always escaping our grasp. Until our bodies wither away, not a second must be wasted, but rather utilized for their maximum benefit for good.

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It's not gambling It's strategic alternative asset diversification into developing technologies on the rapidly expanding blockchain network through strenuous hours of market research, trend forecasting, & technical analysis I know exactly what i'm doing, mom

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My standards for dating, i fear, are higher than my own value. The only solution from here is to get better: richer, more articulate, stronger in faith, ect Polish the intangibles & have enough money to support a wife w/ an expensive taste, 7 kids, & 2 generations. God's will

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She's a 10 but has a butterfly tattoo & has gone on a solo trip to Melbourne... Zero

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