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@howyegettingon

3 months

Biggest sign of low IQ is being comfortable with annoying background noises - Smoke alarm bleeps - Water dripping from a tap - Loudspeaker phone calls - Screaming children - Doors opening/closing in the wind - Dogs barking - Bluetooth speaker outside - Loud conversation

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7 months

Zog corp looking for their money back 😂😂😂 Everyone should be DEBT MAXING 10k today is going to have the same buying power as a single $ in 10 years time Half of these online banks won’t even survive the next 2 years anyway so this is free money at this point “Oh but…

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7 months

@closingUSD I took a €10,000 loan from Revolut and then simply deleted the app 😌

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3 months

The more coffee I drink Honey I eat Cigarettes I smoke Deeper I ponder Less I care Walks I enjoy Money I gamble The better my life becomes

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6 months

I’m not going to lie folks - It takes me 6 hours of leisurely pondering before I’m willing to do any work 4 coffees, 2 pastries, 2 walks, random assortment of YouTube videos, few tweets, some thinking time, lift weights, at least one hour long conversation with a friend, hot…

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6 months

ALL the successful people I know are; - Religious - Flat earthers - Evolution deniers - Unvaxxed - Tax evaders - Nice + helpful - At least 1 type of “-ist” - Funny - Quick to act This is the EXACT opposite to how normal people are more than a few lessons there for ye

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3 months

Imagine smoking weed and not thinking you’re a loser when you could be smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, and abusing stimulants, moving at 200% speed efficacy instead of making yourself sleepy, fat, ret*rded, and ghey because you were psyop’d into thinking weed was fun

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3 months

The ideal life is making 8 figures a year on crypto while playing RuneScape 16 hours a day and drinking 1 cappuccino an hour in a temperate, low humidity country that gets 14 hours of sunlight everyday and eating nothing but beef, Iberico, tropical fruits, honey, milk, cigarettes

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3 months

Top feelings a man can feel: - first cigarette of the day - 1kg honey - pistachio ice cream on a summers day - that song from the beginning of Blade - cocaine (any amount) - hot shower after a cold run - closing - triple text from anyone - saving a plan from failure

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1 month

Enjoying a mouldy raspberry smoothie Fruit shouldn’t be eaten fresh. The mould helps digestion and the body to detoxify heavy metals Particularly useful if you’ve been vaccinated or have autism

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Think about this: 100 200 400 800 1,600 3,200 6,400 12,800 25,600 51,200 102,400 204,800 409,600 819,200 1,638,400 If you have $100 you’re only 14 correct decisions (roulette spins) away from $1.6 million NEVER give up

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5 months

I keep having a recurring nightmare I am in a Brute space I raise my hand to ask a question He calls on me “Simon, shoot” I fumble My mic won’t work I am in a panic “Simon, ye there?” Sweat rolls down my face “Cmon man I wanna keep this rolling” I’m really…

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8 months

Think about this - You’ve done everything right Went to school Good grades Uni Graduate programme Big 4 accountant Tripled vaxxed Modestly handsome Good family - normie friends Think your decently fit You’re heading to the gym to do your 6th high volume session of…

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6 days

Biggest indicator of a mans soul is the type of women he swoons for A10, 6'2, Nordic, Aryan princess is the platonic ideal object of desire and shows maximum vitality, confidence, and a beautiful inner world in a man The further deviation from this the more twisted and warped a…

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6 months

I would rather be a cra*ckhead dumpster diving for copper wire than live a SINGLE day like this The cleanliness of the apartment, the orderliness of their schedule, the f*cking BEIGE EVERYTHING Absolute NIGHTMARE fuel Couldn’t pay me a million donkeys

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6 months

Seems kind of sterile

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@howyegettingon

5 months

Very few know this but you can go out and not drink Instead have 8-12 redbulls and 20 cigarettes In the zone all night Highly stimulated but in control No hangover either if you’re built for speed and efficiency (I did this last night)

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@howyegettingon

4 months

Best compliment a man can receive; The gym receptionist asking you “What do you do?” Because you show up at such erratic times Completely on your own schedule No work, no uni, nothing Just moving to the rhythm of your own WILL few will ever experience this

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Life becomes easy when daily you; - eat 1kg of honey - smoke cigarettes - gamble 50% of net worth - 6 coffees (milk + sugar + cacao) - don’t work in an office - stare at the sun - 12 hours screen time - raw walk (2 hr) - don’t listen to losers - 90s rave music only

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2 months

Might commit a hate crime or join a cartel dunno yet

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@howyegettingon

7 months

THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE Look people, you’re likely f*cked You’re not going to make it in todays world The old pipeline of COLLEGE - CAREER - RETIREMENT Doesn’t work anymore You’ll never own a house, you won’t be able to support a family and you’ll never be able to…

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@howyegettingon

2 months

Gym 11am on a Monday. Meme coins pumping. Cute receptionist asking me “what do you do?”. No normies in sight. Staring at phone for 10 minutes between sets. Anabolic cig. Spring weather. All my friends winning. Just another day NOT in an office. Send it higher. More.

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@howyegettingon

3 months

The goal is to have 3-5 wives who all work as high power girl boss executives at Fortune 500 companies while you relax at home playing RuneScape and reading old latin poetry, smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee and eating rare fruits they bring you and having your haircut daily

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Wake up 3 hours scrolling 2000 calories of honey + 6 coffees Funny tweet (10k likes) Adrenochrome CIA psychological torture manual 4000 calories of ice cream Cigarette RAW walk Honey, 1kg Unfollow everyone who didn’t like my tweet 3 hours scrolling Sleep

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@howyegettingon

4 months

IN 2024 EVERY GROUP NEEDS: - crypto NFT nerd - autistic schizo flat-earther - former athlete, current alcoholic - extremely racist ethnic - drug enthusiast “biohacker” - business schemer - guy who knows a lot of other guys - religious zealot Who am I missing?

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3 months

@MentalityLion That’s what I said

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3 months

I hate to break it to the RISE and GRIND types But mornings are for relaxation I’m not doing any work until I’ve had; 3 coffees 1 walk 1 hour scrolling 1 pastry Otherwise my mind is not adequately stimulated and warmed up and my work will be subpar and I will be cranky

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@howyegettingon

7 months

5’8 is the ideal height for a man I can scurry under furniture like a rodent searching for treasure and I can climb trees like a chimp scavenging for fruit The earth can hold no secrets from me Truly the pinnacle of human form

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@howyegettingon

2 months

@VERYCOOLLUKEY General buttnaked became a pastor and there’s a hilarious video of him going around apologising to people. He forces a guy who’s leg he ate to accept his apology “no you must accept my apology” the guy looks so uncomfortable

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@howyegettingon

8 months

Wake up Get the measuring tape Still 5’8 - perfect 3x10 spinal compressions Gotta keep it compact Cig, shilajit, 20x does of methylene blue Walk outside to Ground Realise I’m so close to the earth im always grounded Feeling woozy Puke up 20 luminescent worms Wipe…

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@howyegettingon

5 months

1 meal a day 1 pint of ice cream 1 pound steak Anymore and you’re slowing yourself down Peak performance efficiency

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@howyegettingon

3 months

You need at least a little bit of ret*rd in you to succeed these days High IQ types get a good 9-5 But they’re too afraid of the social ramifications to do anything wild like post about flat earth, chem trails, and jews And that’s where the real money is at True success

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@howyegettingon

7 months

POV: You’re a debt collector who has called to my door (I lost the loan on a 6 team Venezuelan u16s soccer league parlay)

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@howyegettingon

2 months

Starting to realise how INSANE you have to be to make it in crypto No normal human can stomach; +1000% to -50% to +10,000% in 7 days and HOLD without having a stroke You WANT 100x But you GOT a 1.5x stress tolerance It seems easy but only a particular type can do it

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@howyegettingon

24 days

I’m gonna be honest I’ve started eating normally and I feel better than any wild diet I’ve tried Fruit, eggs, beef, potatoes, dairy, coffee, honey, rice, onions, garlic, afternoon pastry, few cigarettes, coconut oil, butter I eat as much as I want + feel great Full circle

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1 month

I have been non-stop puking the last 5 hours Part of the detox process I’ve heard this can go on for 2 years Gonna be worth it when I’m heavy metal depleted and living life as a human is supposed to be - free of any accumulated toxicity or autism

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@howyegettingon

1 month

Enjoying a mouldy raspberry smoothie Fruit shouldn’t be eaten fresh. The mould helps digestion and the body to detoxify heavy metals Particularly useful if you’ve been vaccinated or have autism

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4 months

There’s something magic about moving off the normie/wagie time schedule Writing late into the night 10 tasks done before sunrise Running in a hailstorm Gym at 11am Working weekends Taking a Tuesday off Infinitely more drive, focus, and creativity

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@howyegettingon

7 months

The vibe shift is happening - The time of the manlet is upon us No longer will we hid in the shadows The superior specimen of the manlet will take power in the coming age We we build small monuments to those compact leaders who lead us to glory

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Getting a pay check isn’t making money Making money is profits from a business, commission, gambling, crypto, selling fine art, drug dealing, onlyfans, black hat affiliate marketing, bank fraud, bee keeping, luxury watch theft, drop shipping fidget spinners, Etsy, illegal arms

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@howyegettingon

3 months

I’m considering buying 100kg of raw honey I know honey doesn’t go bad but is there any downsides to doing this?

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@howyegettingon

2 months

No shampoo. No soap. No deodrant. Raw carrot beta carotene GLOW Giga PHEROMONES Turning heads as soon I walk in a room. People sense me coming a 500 meters away. Absolute power aura being amplified by 600 grams of sugar, 8 coffees, and 20 hand rolled cigs Moving different

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5 months

There is how high functioning men operate

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@howyegettingon

3 months

If you’ve ever been; 1) cheated on 2) bullied You should NEVER tell anyone this BURY that so deep within your psyche that you’re NEVER able to bring it up again If you tell anyone about this they will IMMEDIATELY lose all respect they had for you Friends, family, gf, GONE

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8 months

Machiavelli was a GENIUS political strategist who believed life to be a constant battle between two opposing forces Virtu (mans capability) and Fortuna (mans fortune) These two would ebb and flow against each other As a man BUILT his domain the WORLD would crash against it…

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8 months

Would you buy a latop that takes 2 hours to turn on everyday? What if it's getting into a flow state? No? Then tell me WHY you have a morning routine? Not only does it take a sizable chunk of your day and the lions share of your attention Morning routines are a form of…

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@howyegettingon

3 months

After having my Ukrainian VA (Female, $2 a day) read through all 400 comments on this post I have realised a V2 rocket could obliterate your neighbours house and normies would call you AUTISTIC for noticing

💉simon

@howyegettingon

3 months

Biggest sign of low IQ is being comfortable with annoying background noises - Smoke alarm bleeps - Water dripping from a tap - Loudspeaker phone calls - Screaming children - Doors opening/closing in the wind - Dogs barking - Bluetooth speaker outside - Loud conversation

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3 months

1kg of honey and 1 chicken for dinner

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Truly believe that vaping has done irreparable damage to the vibe There’s REAL people walking around huffing cotton candy flavoured microplastics out of a Chinese lithium battery Under no metric is this better than a cigarette Aesthetic, health, vibe smoke tobacco please

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@howyegettingon

5 months

It’s 2025 - You’ve just finished dinner with two 10/10 BBL insta thots You get in your Porsche GT3 RS Doing 110 in a 40 mph zone (drunk) You pull up outside your 5 million dollar beachfront villa You walk in and sit on the couch The two pawgs you brought to dinner beckon…

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@howyegettingon

2 months

Post a hero that society treated like a villain.

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Post a hero that society treated like a villain. Shkreli is great but… McAfee is the man.

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2 months

Me after convincing the liberals the only way to free Palestine is to light themselves on fire (I sell urns)

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@howyegettingon

2 months

Mexican food is terrible It’s zogthrash and every meal is the same 6 ingredients prepared in a different ordering Tacos, burritos, nachos They’re LITERALLY the same thing Rice, beans, (fried) tortilla Reason you’ll never see a slim Mexican over the age of 14 - ZOG

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Interesting phenomena I noticed The more LIFE FORCE I consume The more ENERGETIC I am A steak is only a fraction of a cow BUT 1KG honey is the life work of a MILLION bees I don’t think this is a coincidence MORE LIFE = MORE VITALITY??? consume

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@howyegettingon

4 months

Yes, WIRELESS headphones are more convenient than wired ones BUT Not having brain cancer is more CONVENIENT than having it The science is settled on this one

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@howyegettingon

3 months

1 WEEK SHOPPING LIST: 7kg honey 4kg beef 100g tobacco 2kg raspberry 1kg Comté 2kg carrot 1kg instant coffee 10 litres whole milk 2 pints vanilla ice cream 1kg onions 1kg mushrooms 2kg white sugar Parsley + cillantro 1kg coconut oil Baking soda 8 kiwis 10 sparkling water

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@howyegettingon

3 months

It’s crazy because of social media and camera phones I am forced to see more people DYING in horrific ways each day than a medieval peasant would see in ten lifetimes and we’re expected to act like this isn’t doing some BRUTAL damage to our COLLECTIVE PSYCHE

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@howyegettingon

3 months

@NormanClifford_ Schopenhauer really knew it all

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@howyegettingon

4 months

OVERDOSING is a very WEAK thing to do Aimo Koivunen ate an entire patrols supply of AMPHETAMINE, disappeared for a week, and skied 400km evading Russian soliders to make it home Then lived until his 70s Yet one TINY drop of fentanyl and you’re CRYING for an ambulance…

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@howyegettingon

8 months

Sure sign you’ve made some wrong moves in life is the time you go to the gym 6am-9am and 4pm-10pm Basically wagie playpen at these times Brushing shoulders with Raj from customer care (55kg bench, 2.5kg lateral raises) and Karen from HR (10 minute decline walk)…

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@howyegettingon

3 months

I’ve been maximising screen time lately You can do this too by using your phone when; - others are talking - bathroom - when watching TV - between sets in gym - when eating - walking - on dates - in meetings - first thing in am - before bed - funerals

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@howyegettingon

2 months

If you watch TV for an hour you’ll see ads for - stop smoking - anti drink driving Yet you’ll never see ads telling people to stop being fat losers Lesson in there - they want you to be a fat loser who doesn’t smoke or drink drive

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@howyegettingon

7 months

@closingUSD I took a €10,000 loan from Revolut and then simply deleted the app 😌

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Look at those eyes - dead inside, barely conscious, serotonergic May have high IQ but that has the same merit as saying a calculator has a high IQ because it does numbers fast No creativity or life, pure bug soul. Will never amount to anything beyond a cog in the machine

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3 months

Teachers are there for the whole class petal. The most gifted certainly, but the least gifted are just as important. If you must sit 28 A-levels, hire a private tutor. And maybe get a social life eh — sounds to me like you are being abused here.

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3 months

People aren’t ready for this BUT The most influential factor in how far you can go in life is not HARD WORK, persistence It’s your VIBE How heavy you vibe is all that matters High vibers know this Low vibers will cope but secretly know this too Universes dirty secret

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@howyegettingon

3 months

I am under matrix attack They have taken my bluetick from me They’re clearly trying to suppress the cigarette, honey, morning ponder formula from getting into the public psyche Deleting this post in 24 hours Like it while you can DO NOT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY

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@howyegettingon

8 months

A side hustle will probably RUIN your life and waste you YEARS of potential growth You should be ALL IN whatever youre doing I spoke to a young lad on here a week ago He was starting university but said that he had no intention of completing it He was interested in business…

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@howyegettingon

2 months

This goes hard - The cyberpunk blade runner dystopian aesthetic is better than the dirty, dilapidated, ruinous look most western cities have We should be speed racing into this; 500 floor skyscrapers, flying cars, neon lights, dark crevices, street gangs, and technocracy

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Shenzhen, China. There is something deeply disturbing about this to me.

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@howyegettingon

8 days

Easiest ways to get a stronger aura; - raw meat - semen retention - high stakes gambling (10-50% of your networth per play) - cigarettes and/or cocaine - gym at 11am when normies work - dont drive a car or use public transport - sparkling water - never take profits Simple

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@howyegettingon

2 months

Secret trick DOCTORS don’t want you to know; SMOKING is good for gut health It’s a digestion aid Keeps everything moving - most people have issues because of slow movement in bowels Cigarettes (and coffee) solve this Think about how GOOD it feels after a meal - REASON

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@howyegettingon

4 months

MONDAY MORNING PROTOCOL: - 10am, wake up - 2 hours of phone - eat entire packet of stroopwafels - smoke cigarettes - nap - finally get out of bed - 2 coffee - adequately stimulated - start tweeting about being a hustler

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@howyegettingon

4 months

100% of my net-worth is now tied up in meme coins and MMA parlays I wish I was joking boys but it looks like we’re going on a HEROIC MISSION We’re either riding off into the sunset Or I’m stuck in Dublin for a another few months run it

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@howyegettingon

4 months

Everybody wants to be a instinctive, gut-feeling, intuitive thinker until a hyper-analytical white man with thick rimmed glasses, a 99th percentile IQ, and an M16 shows up to the village and tells you he’s the boss now

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@howyegettingon

4 months

QUICKEST way to EXTINGUISH a young man’s ZEST for life is to force him to ask a 40yr fat b*tch if he can use the toilet or what time he can take his 35 minute lunch break at while he gets a paid exactly enough money to not immediately LOG OUT but instead SLOWLY drink himself DEAD

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3 months

The only redemptive quality of weed is that it turns dumb lazy people into schizophrenics

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3 months

Entering my Steve Jobs era - no soap - raw carrots - technological visionary - really mean to stupid people

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3 months

@420_creditscore Sounds stupid

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6 months

You must be fu*cking insane if you think I’m going to wash my hands after taking a piss

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2 months

I personally would never fade me. Natural born winner. I always come out on top. Divinely protected. Gods favourite. If you oppose me you will be stricken down. Smote.

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@howyegettingon

3 months

How she looks at you when you tell her you “forgot” to bring condoms

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Instead of trying to “optimise” your nicotine intake with zyns, gums, vapes or patches why don’t you be a real man and smoke a filterless handrolled cigarette like God intend or stfu

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@howyegettingon

3 months

It’s never not going to be funny when a person needs a 400 page book to tell them to sit down + work and then act like they unearthed a lost religious text and fever pitch preach this holy discovery to everyone they can without any awareness they’re outing themselves as a ret*rd

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@howyegettingon

2 months

Zyns are trash A perfect encapsulation of the sickness of modernity They remove the aesthetic quality of smoking a cigarette for a purely utilitarian nicotine hit Commie pouches

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@howyegettingon

4 months

Doing the normal stuff like everyone else is a guarantee you end up EXACTLY like them You should be doing weird things Adventures, missions, schemes Forgotten internet archives Dusty tombs and rare trinkets The less productive it seems The better chance you’ll find…

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2 months

Me 24 hours after being dropped in Haiti

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6 months

This is a reminder to PRAY daily I don't care what you want to call it; speaking to your unconscious, connecting with the source, talking to God Whatever you have to tell yourself that will give you the humility to get on your knees and PRAY If you do this twice a day, every…

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@howyegettingon

5 months

You don’t need a better work ethic than someone to beat them You just need to willingness to go further Red bull, cigs, no sleep for a week Ask the local cartel for a favour Arrive at your exes house with a hatchet These are the things normal people are not willing to do

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@howyegettingon

5 months

Here's something controversial - Quickest way to succeed at something is to; 1) Steal other people's ideas + adapt to your circumstances 2) Move extremely quickly 3) Start again Creating originality is time-consuming and usually fails Rip sh*t, make it yours, run it again

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@howyegettingon

3 months

For breakfast; - Eggs, chimichurri - Raspberries - Comté, honey & balsamic - 3 cream cakes (with honey) - coffee Now I will go for a walk and cigarette followed by 4 hours of scrolling the internet after which I will nap and awake for dinner time

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@howyegettingon

3 months

The worst thing a man can do to a woman is make less than $1 million dollars a year

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@howyegettingon

6 months

Depression comes from a lack of movement It’s a state of stagnation, melancholy ,and apathy When movement, both physical and mental begins to slow; energy within the body comes to a halt and this is what people classify as depression Emotion = energy IN motion Depression is…

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@howyegettingon

4 months

Biggest psyop around - Is that if you show up everyday you’ll make it You see tons of people everyday JUST SHOW UP Yet none of them ever get close to what they want They delude themselves into thinking that simply being there will get them somewhere else This is…

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@howyegettingon

6 months

ELITE MEALS; - ribeye with chimichurri - eggs, butter and chives - any almond pastry and coffee (sugar) - 2 double cheese burger + vanilla milkshake - greek yogurt, fruits, raw honey, bee pollen - dozen oysters and bloody mary - pistachio ice cream (THIS LIST IS COMPLETE)

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2 months

Imagine not wanting the absolute most out of life and instead be willing to settle for what is given to you rather than having a burning desire to go out into the world and risk it all for the chance of getting everything you could dream of

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@howyegettingon

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The ONLY way to become a millionaire in 2024 is tell your family you have cancer and you need them to take $100,000 in loans for an experimental treatment and put ALL of this into low market cap meme coins, this will either be a guaranteed $10m or $0 - fake death if $0 (cancer)

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@howyegettingon

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Terrible idea as a man to stretch You need your muscles wound, dense, compact, coiled like a viper or a spring ready to explode Stretching causes them to be weak and limp Think of the difference between a yogi and wolf; I’ve never seen a wolf stretch Add in high blood…

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@howyegettingon

21 days

Same people who think they’re conquering Europe because they live in a council house the government gave them while their native country has returned to a bartering system because they’re incapable of running anything with higher complexity than a kebab shop

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@Aurorraz_

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A turkish man invented the steam engine 200 years before the industrial revolution but he only made it to spin döner

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@howyegettingon

2 months

When you reach 10,000 followers… Nothing happens. You feel no different. You haven’t changed. You’ve always been you. You’ve always been THAT guy. No amount of followers will change who you are. But, you’re grateful for each one of your followers. Maybe 100k…

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@howyegettingon

3 months

I prefer mini-skirts to burkas Fun & flirty women over shy “trad” types

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@howyegettingon

2 months

It’s Tuesday morning and I am sitting beside the canal eating a pistachio pastry and drinking cappuccino. You are sitting in an office under blue light and putting numbers into a spreadsheet. We are not the same.

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@howyegettingon

4 months

I’ve tried every morning routine Straight to work or 2 hr Huberman protocol BY FAR THE BEST IS; -wake up + 30 minutes on phone -30 minute, raw walk -work + coffee This has you ALERT, CLEAR, with a plan for the day architected with minimum time or brain power wastage

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@howyegettingon

3 months

How she looks at me when I tell her my entire net worth is in meme coins and MMA parlays

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@howyegettingon

3 months

Chip on the shoulder mentality is the best base for life Cities have been risen and razed over things most people would forget about in a week Never forget any slight and you’ll have an unlimited energy pool to draw from The secret the ELITES don’t want you to know be mad

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