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@NotAnOssimp

10 months

@swiftieboston She is letting each album bejeweled

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@Ukraine @ethan_wh_ @P____nut rare Ukraine L

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My grandpa (97) had covid and gave up his ventilator for someone younger. he was receiving good care (for Iran) in a military hospital and was getting better. he said that he lived a good life and hopefully, the person who got his ventilator could live one too. Get your vaccine.

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9 months

three ?’s three indictments her MIND

Taylor Swift

@taylorswift13

4 years

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

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1 year

We are one news cycle away

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2 months

very important note

Arthur Spirling

@arthur_spirling

2 months

not to be too conspiratorial, but one very odd detail I noticed on close inspection: that all these people appear to happy and having a good time, despite being obviously British

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8 months

shot & chaser

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3 years

mama I made it

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

3 years

You want to express your thirst for Sen. Jon Ossoff? Be prepared to pay the “bonk tax.”

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2 years

@KurtSchlichter Who are you

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3 years

i am the great unifier

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3 years

@Yukongold1898 Can he explain the gap in his resume from Nov 2008 to Jan 2009?

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3 years

@shoe0nhead @SenOssoff

I GOT OSSIMP PATROLLED

Ossimps can save democracy!

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3 years

@plceinthisworld @sippingaugust kruel summer????

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3 years

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOW CAN I HELP AFGHAN REFUGEES. I HAVE A COUCH IN BERKELEY AND I AM OFFERING THREE BEDROOMS FOR A FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES PENDING FAMILY APPROVAL. WE ALSO SPEAK FARSI. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CONNECT ME. PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

THIS IS MY 17 YEAR OLD BESTIE WHO IS SCARED OF NEEDLES & HIS PARENTS ARE QANON. HE GOT THE VACCINE! I AM SO PROUD OF HIM.

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3 years

you’re welcome I asked this question

The Swift Voting

@theswiftvoting

3 years

📲| Senator @Ossoff when asked if he listens to Taylor Swift. — "I listen to the song 'mine' a fair amount" #ARIAsTaylorSwift

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2 years

mom pick me up i hate it here i want to live in precedented times

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2 months

there is literally a guy running for the governorship of a state who is a holocaust denier

Matthew RJ Brodsky

@MattRJBrodsky

2 months

The face of modern antisemitism.

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THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN FIND OUT WHERE TF KATE MIDDLETON IS: BRIDGIT MENDLER

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3 years

100 likes and I’ll play chug jug with you in the vaccination tent

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2 years

I helped @MariannaPecora pick out the hot democracy summer dress btw

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2 months

shakespeare wrote so we could tweet

Rohita Kadambi

@RohitaKadambi

2 months

RIP Shakespeare, you would have loved Kate Middleton gossip Twitter.

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3 years

I spent a year of my life organizing for bernie sanders only for his office to hang up when I asked what his favorite Taylor Swift song is

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3 years

To clarify this was june 2020 before vaccines were even a thing but I feel that I need to share because I’ve been missing him a lot recently

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2 years

You are a white man clout chasing off of @MariannaPecora , a Mexican American organizer who actually advocates on Capitol Hill instead of tweeting behind a phone

Dash Dobrofsky

@DashDobrofsky

2 years

Marjorie Taylor Greene kicked a liberal female activist who walked in front of her today. The activist could have tripped and broken a bone, or worse. Marjorie had security guards, but chose to kick her from behind when she wasn’t looking. This is assault by a MAGA Congresswoman:

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3 years

I nominate Dolly Parton as speaker of the house and Taylor Swift as sen. majority leader

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3 years

Being a coastal elite rn

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7 months

@AndyKimNJ it is former new jersey senator george santos

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3 years

what the hell is this

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2 years

is the border Oz keeps talking about the NJ one

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2 years

Me Dr Oz 🤝 being tourists in Philadelphia and having an uncomfortably close relationship to medical fraud

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@Watermelonwitch @FreeTheWzrd

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2 years

Absolutely incredibly amazing leadership coming out of Ukraine

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4 months

hey @CIA there is oil in texas!

Aarón Torres

@AaronTorres_

4 months

Texas Gov. @GregAbbott_TX issues a statement as a standoff between the state & federal government continues in Eagle Pass

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3 years

@jonossoffice @SenOssoff NO I HAVE A CHEM LAB DUE

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@SenLouiseLucas Can I be your honorary grandchild please. My grandparents are either gone physically or mentally 😓

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3 years

@HawleyMO @simonschuster you are incredibly out of touch

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UC Berkeley rn— multi faith allies creating a barrier for Muslim students to pray * I am photographing for student gov *

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2 years

@JohnFetterman mr fetterman handily winning this race based on ratios

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9 months

Murkowski interns… BONK !!!!!

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SOMEONE IS TRYING TO CANVASS FOR BIDEN AT UC BERKELEY THEY ARE SO BRAVE

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6 months

oh my god

Rep. George Santos

@RepSantosNY03

6 months

@NotAnOssimp ✨I rap the Kendrick verse every time. ✨Look What You Made Me Do. ✨This is Why We Can't Nice Things.

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3 years

no more oh11 discourse

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3 years

Ossimp’s Ballot ✅

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3 years

@OrganizerMemes Dolly Parton I am not taking any questions

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9 months

Arizona’s next senator @RubenGallego ’s favorite Taylor Swift song is Shake It Off! He’s the first member from his state on the record as a Swiftie. Thanks for the tip @ericswalwell 😎 Check out the spreadsheet here:

swifties in government

house Geographic Region,State,House of Representatives,Favorite Taylor Swift Song(s),album(s),evidence,Fan Level,Notes & My Commentary,answer South,Alabama,Jerry Carl (R) South,Alabama,Barry Moore...

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7 months

this is why we shouldn't defund the dept. of education:

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

7 months

The Earth spins at roughly 1,000 miles per hour. We have no idea we are even moving. Don’t ever let anyone tell you God’s not real.

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3 years

Diannes campign is the most organized digital game since the markeyverse send tweet

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3 years

@AyannaPressley they exposed u to covid bestie... u better expel them bb

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3 years

can someone hire me please. i may not have certain qualifications but i have - memes - social media - tiktok - youth mindset - dedication - hard work - work-twitter balance - flexible hours (on my end) - chai lattes - a great attitude - work playlist - persistence

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3 years

@realFrosst NAUR 😭😭

I GOT OSSIMP PATROLLED

Ossimps can save democracy!

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@NotAnOssimp

3 years

everyday I go to work in honor of my grandpa who died from covid. I got my vaccine because of him. Every time we vaccinate an older person, my heart melts knowing that they will be safe. get vaccinated. please.

Alex Patel

@dralexpatel

3 years

I just admitted 3 patients to the ICU in 30 mins. All of them had qualified for the vaccine over a month ago but never got it. Sadly, all of them now have severe Covid. Please DON’T HESITATE when it’s your chance. It may be your last.

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3 years

with one grade finalized my gpa officially went from 2.2 to 2.5 & no one outside of twitter or twitter adjacent circles knows this. anyways I’m really proud of myself for a couple things! I’m the happiest I’ve been in such a long time 😁😁

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2 years

@katyperry Katy in her flop era

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2 years

this is happening during finals week because they don't want gen z to fight back

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2 years

email y'alls senators: Hi Senator/Staffer looking at this message, I would like to see Senator [xyz] support Sen. Ossoff and Sen. Kelly's recent legislation to Ban Congresspeople and their families from trading stock while in office.

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@emilyslist yes!!!!! said no one

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10 months

GUYS IM BACK ??????

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@OrganizerMemes

10 months

Wtf free @NotAnOssimp from Permanent suspension wtf @elonmusk @TwitterSafety

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3 months

there's more from me!

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3 years

How do I explain this to my mom

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2 years

Because my grandpas death was a policy choice

Political Election Projections

@tencor_7144

2 years

Why are people so emotional about certain people winning or losing elections. To me its always been about having fun analyzing data

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3 years

Gaslight: Warner Gatekeep: manchin Girlboss: Sinema

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stfu

Senator Jerry Moran

@JerryMoran

3 months

Praying for all those involved. Thank you to our brave law enforcement and first responders for acting quickly. Please be safe as you leave the area.

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3 years

@24hourpremium @ossoff 🚨OSSIMP PATROL🚨 You have been caught simping for Jon Ossoff. Our hotties got to the senate but we still have work to do! Can you help some other hotties make a downballot difference?

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@crippledboyfag @eliasmduncan

I GOT OSSIMP PATROLLED

Ossimps can save democracy!

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1 year

dear staffers who made their bosses quote taylor swift: please let me know you exist, there is a group chat waiting for you.

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3 years

THERES TWO!???!?????!!!!!!!!! also confirmed Swifties

Pete Buttigieg

@PeteButtigieg

3 years

Chasten and I are beyond thankful for all the kind wishes since first sharing the news that we’re becoming parents. We are delighted to welcome Penelope Rose and Joseph August Buttigieg to our family.

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@enerianna “this is my son kevin” sent me

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@Swiftsbeatles everyone follow swiftie olympian silver medalist Erica Sullivan

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7 months

when someone called me a terrorist simply for being muslim in seventh grade he got suspended and I think that democrats should take a look at my middle school's policies and apply them to rep. gottheimer

Ryan Grim

@ryangrim

7 months

At a Dem meeting today, Susan Wild said that she was working to organize interfaith gatherings, but worried that Muslims in the Lehigh Valley may not feel comfortable coming. “Because they’re guilty!!” shouted @JoshGottheimer , sparking a tense exchange

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3 years

If you even glanced at this post, I need to see ur donation receipt in my replies

Qondi

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3 years

Jon Ossoff asking me what he can make me for dinner

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I DECLARED MY MAJOR TODAY!!!! FROM CELL BIO TO PUBLIC HEALTH TO DATA SCIENCE ITS OFFICIAL!!!! IM GRADUATING (late) WITH A DEGREE IN DATA SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!

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11 months

@lxeagle17 i once asked a governor to stream midnights it’s ok

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@farebear6 @SenOssoff

I GOT OSSIMP PATROLLED

Ossimps can save democracy!

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4 years

I JUST SAID BRB MANIFESTING FOR BLEXAS IN CLASS AFTER SHIFTING MY PROFESSOR LOL

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@RepBourdeaux @HouseBlueDogs Girl what

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2 years

turning point usa gave this to me while I’m wearing my bernie sweater

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2 years

when I was going Through Things my parents tried really hard to be supportive once they got around the learning curve and messages like this that my mom sent me kept me going

Aaron Rupar

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what a monster

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@3Sentinel4 @emily_hoeven @AOC because LA is the second largest city in the nation and she represents part of #1

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7 months

this is my greatest contribution to the world

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7 months

@NotAnOssimp … bad blood. Don’t judge me. I’m going through my Reputation era.

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2 years

DAD AND I GOT BOOSTED!!!!!!! ONLY BECAUSE I MADE IT A DAD DAUGHTER EVENT!!!!!

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3 years

NOT @politico 😭😭😭😭I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET ACCESS TO A PRINTER IM GOING TO PRINT THESE ALL OUT THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME* *besides explaining to my mom that testing positive for swag is a good thing

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3 years

fun fact of the day senator Michael Bennet is related to Taylor Swift confirmed by his office

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@alltoowelItv Now wait a second

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@californiadem20 @ossoff 🚨OSSIMP PATROL🚨 You have been caught simping for Jon Ossoff. Our hotties got to the senate but we still have work to do! Can you help some other hotties make a downballot difference?

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@NotAnOssimp

2 years

I am a single issue voter: the Iran deal, and to what ends the candidate supports it. With Shontel Brown (and several other democrats) unfortunately trying to stop the deal from moving forward, I cannot support her— or any of their— reelection campaigns.

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2 years

maybe we got lost in translation maybe i asked for too much but baby this thing was a masterpiece til you tore it all up - Taylor swift, re fate of Build Back Better

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karma 😃

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7 months

people who work in congress, please ask your bosses their favorite taylor swift songs and report back so we collectively can fill out this spreadsheet

swifties in government

house Geographic Region,State,House of Representatives,Favorite Taylor Swift Song(s),album(s),evidence,Fan Level,Notes & My Commentary,answer South,Alabama,Jerry Carl (R) South,Alabama,Barry Moore...

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7 months

. @NotAnOssimp deserves a Pulitzer for this

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1 year

Who says organizing skills don’t translate to the real world? I just cold called a bunch of my moms friends and got hard yeses for attendance at her surprise bday party.

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If you are hiring and the positions are unpaid, you are not hiring. You are looking for volunteers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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