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Linux - Palm Tree Enjoyer - Married. English/日本語/Русский

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Michael
1 year
@DiscoDeoxys @WTFreakouts I don't believe he pursued legal action against them, but both the cops in the video did end up getting suspended and having their bonuses and pay raises postponed for two years due to the incident, requiring them to do remedial civil rights training.
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@Morbidful Terminal lucidity. I’ve seen it multiple times. Just before the end after a long decline - person comes back to life at their greatest and most clear of mind. Doesn’t matter how drugged out their system. Then when it ends it’s truly over.
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@LindyTasteful Pack of cigarettes a day from 12 and a shot of whiskey with every breakfast until you're 22 and you end up with a gravely, strong, deep voice. Just gotta abuse your vocal chords.
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8 months
@DrEliDavid 109 Countries.
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@iamyesyouareno Either the food is behind bars or the people are. I prefer the latter.
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3 months
@Rainmaker1973 Excellent. Now they’re trapped in a small space for me to fill with monoxide gas.
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10 months
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8 months
@AltHistCody They basically need to up the sign on bonus to $100K and base pay pushed to $6000 a month. Nobody wants to die for a country that hates them, unless they’re getting paid well.
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@DramaAlert He deserves much worse.
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1 year
@HwaJong19 We are in the fucking radius of a Chernobyl event. It’s in the Ohio river. Then it’s in the Mississippi and then the gulf. Our arsenic ridden farmland will now be unusable for the next 900 years all because Norfolk didn’t want to lose a few million on infrastructural upgrades
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@tweetingsourav @DiscoDeoxys @WTFreakouts Yeah, their choices for PR are either high speed chases, shooting dogs, or harassing the innocent.
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8 months
@Jim_Jordan Not our country, not our problem.
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9 months
@lporiginalg I wish Republicans were the people they thought they were.
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@KarluskaP Only time California does something right is when it is focusing on health.
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2 years
@coach_miles_ @disclosetv They measure it per liter, so the total cost of that is actually like $9 per gallon.
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10 months
@PubeExpert @dyingscribe There's no romance, just casual sex with no strings attached or emotion. Places like that in Miami where I grew up. Some are designed around people meeting, getting drunk, getting their rocks off, and then moving on to the next person all in the span of 45 minutes.
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@Rainmaker1973 Sniper soda because like everything else in India, it'll leave a hole in your small intestine.
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1 year
@WarMonitors Ukraine has chemical weapons then. Good to know.
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@AltHistCody The indomitable Anglo spirit endured.
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2 years
@zoltanspox @zerohedge @GazpromEN Protecting Hungarian interests will always, and should always come before prostrating to the international cabal of US/EU. Applause for Hungary!
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8 months
@AltHistCody People being surprised that a war of liberation requiring killing. Never gets old.
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@Aristos_Revenge Dude has 10,000 hours on HOI4. We’re about to witness greatness.
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2 years
@ASBMilitary Oh yeah we're crossing some rubicon of hell now.
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9 months
@ApollonianGerm I work with one at one of my jobs. He is routinely the most militarily hawkish and pro-american military intervention globally, while also being rabidly anti-white and proudly the "most feminist man in the entire building"
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2 years
@dustyddunaway @disclosetv They measure gas prices in liters and not gallons, so per gallon that right there is almost $9.
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2 years
@JesseKellyDC And banned CNN. It's now the best country on earth.
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@TheInsiderPaper Still doing infinitely better than SK. Over double the fertility rate in NK as compared to SK, but betrays a wider trend of fertility collapse worldwide.
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@Reuters Also causes alzheimers or is indicated in progressing it.
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@InternetH0F 30 Million loyal friends is a near incomprehensibly sized army.
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1 year
@dpinsen @greentexts_bot @DreadYuNarukami Uncle bought 44 acres of pristine forest land that is some of the only private land that backs up to a national park. Proceeded to cut down most of the trees because he wanted a better view. Doesn’t care about land value because he won’t live to see it sold and he believes his
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@spectatorindex Maybe there shouldn't be a US base in Eastern Syria?
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@disclosetv So half of all Germans will believe anything they're told. Got it.
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@AltHistCody And they were right to do so.
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8 months
@kommandostore Now to adapt it in to a gyrojet round and launch 5000 grains at 5500fps.
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7 months
@Dexerto Need to do what the Japanese do. As soon as he's released, re-arrest him for another three-four months, then release him, re-arrest him, then throw him in for five years.
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@UpdatingOnRome Can’t wait for Zeus and Mars to be black gay women.
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@ObserverUK A crime is a crime. Doesn't matter if you got hurt first, when now you're the one causing pain.
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7 months
@ProudElephantUS No. I don't support this. I support a border wall, mass deportations, income tax at 0%, a VAT tax, and the military budget being reduced by 68%.
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@blytemf These both suck. At least the 2010 Avatar had Katara not looking like she's taking immunosuppressants for Lupus.
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@omegasome1 @AltHistCody Oh you have no idea how bad that was. The only "good" thing about overpromising is the wiggle room to something amicable. Right now they offer you dirt, you get dirt, and then they still try to screw you out of dirt. Always negotiation room when they promise the whole world.
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8 months
@emilykschrader Not a lot of diversity on this flight is there?
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2 years
@MeetThePress @CNASdc @peacockTV The US deserves what it gets, holy shit.
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@Superdrifterz @Bornakang Man she paved those streets.
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10 months
@seanw_m @Furmadamadam Some reach out for the stars, others reach deep in to the oceans, but for I? The tunnel will do.
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4 months
@Officio_RoH Uncorrupted Clone Fulgrim joining Guilliman is better than any other Primarch that could come back at this time in the story.
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3 years
@MattWalshBlog Got to give the Chinese and the Soviets some pretty big credit. They were able to defeat America, without a single shot being fired. All it took was decades of patience.
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@TwisteddMachine @FromKulak @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 They were at the wrong house to begin with LOL
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@jaketapper He should be in prison for life, what a disgrace.
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2 years
@yin_sura What's amazing about all of this? They're still respectful, in tone, in body language and demeanor. They are respectful. There is a clarity of where in the world there is civilization and it is not in the West.
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@AquaOrangeBlood @Chanand1erB0ng5 @GdawgGdawgydogy This shit happens all the time. One of my own managers lost his job for making a joke about Steve Jobs' being a fruitarian and that his diet was killing him faster than the cancer did. Guy was with the company 25 years and got repaid for a joke.
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@380kmh The zoomer perm is what did it for me.
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8 months
@DubhDonald If Necrons win 40K at least we know the other factions won’t disappear because Trazyn will always keep it interesting. I wonder what he’d do if he found out the dark eldar are trying to clone the emperor.
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@sorayaC_C Holy hell no. They can all be forcibly relocated to Long Island and that's it. I wouldn't even give them Puerto Rico.
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@OrthodoxTao @DrClaytonForre1 Imagine it. Every 400 miles, a bright sign, a welcoming beaver... yes, another Buc-ee's as you make your way through Siberia.
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@CallmeCamiz @WTFreakouts I don't believe he pursued legal action against them, but both the cops in the video did end up getting suspended and having their bonuses and pay raises postponed for two years due to the incident, requiring them to do remedial civil rights training.
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3 years
@AltHistoryHub Politics is also when you spend 300 hours deconstructing the Toy Story movies and connecting them to the Shining to understand how they faked the moon landing.
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@9mm_smg And of course he's also Ukrainian.
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@Spriter99880 @cirnosad Going to delay the offensive forever.
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@cirnosad From my buddy in Ramenskoye, "It's funny because the liberals who hate and fled Russia, went to Israel and now where're they going to go? Hopefully they're trapped."
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@DarrenJBeattie Gotta appreciate the dedication Kubrick had.
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@NAACP Ruining my movie theater experience.
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@the_unknown1222 The Necrons, because once they realize how powerful and expertly dangerous the Forerunners are, they would put their differences aside and use the Celestial Orrery to clear the map of all hostile regions.
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3 years
@ElectionWiz General Lee was more honorable than any politician that lives and breathes today. The only thing that is positive about his statue removal is that it will no longer be desecrated by ingrates.
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Pagan Germanic tribal funerals were ritualistic blood baths where women, cattle and children were routinely violated and murdered as part of the funeral process. Some Arabic writings on their journeys to Scandinavia left them horrified at the barbarity.
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@PpollingNumbers @UMassAmherst 40%. Holy crap. Way more people than I’d thought. If we can get to 51% we can vote away democracy.
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@prageru The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
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@spectatorindex Watch them win the election and do absolutely nothing with their mandate, like every single centre-right party.
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1 year
@PeImeniPusha Prigozhin partially confirmed that the marketing and advertising wing may have bought advertisements on a number of pornographic websites stating, "Stop j*rking off and join WAGNER, get paid." Something along those lines.
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@RampCapitalLLC Cough back at him to establish dominance.
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@MyLordBebo They both need to be checked for rabies holy crap
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@LindyTasteful Crime, weather, cost of living, basketball americans. Would be safer and more prosperous in Pyongyang.
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@CarolineGlick This is some awful fiction and you should be ashamed of putting such evil thoughts in to the world.
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3 years
@AnthonySabatini 100%. Want to serve in public office? Native born citizens only. No dual citizenship, no foreign bank accounts, must have lived in the country and -only- own property in the country for 25 years. Should be for both elected officials and government employees across the board
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Pray for me. Full colitis relapse. Need to try Chinese medicine because my western alternative dooms me to cancer and lymphoma.
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@krus_chiki Sometimes you wonder if it is just retardation or purposeful misinformation, but then, does it really matter anyway?
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@AFpost Finally a politician I can vote for.
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@MilenaAmit @TheInsiderPaper South Korean TFR: 0.78 North Korean TFR: 1.8
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@Aristos_Revenge The real US map is this one - which States have made it illegal to boycott or protest Israel.
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Bodies being found in basements of Mariupol with women naked, mutilated,and swastikas carved in to their skin. Stomach churned seeing some of it. Azov isn't human.
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I went for a job interview today and came away with a job offer, pre employment done, and the promise of six figures a year with a salary position. I don't deserve this. I am so incredibly blessed.
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@mrjeffu Perhaps foreigners should stop committing crimes at a rate far higher than native Japanese?
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@disclosetv $300 a barrel gas let's gooooo
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@DarioCpx @spectatorindex Even chips used for US missile tech and guidance systems are Chinese made. US defense industry sources 2/3rds of equipment from the Sinosphere.
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@barnes_law Can't disagree.
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@Kaleb_Atlanta Man, her hips are slowly moving off screen with this drawing.
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@WH40kbestof Borzoi Marines.
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@spectatorindex Safe, clean, efficient, drug less society.
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@AfricanArchives Crop rotations have been around and referenced since before the pyramids were built. Lol.
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@TZSA_ We’re already at that point. If it’s not a friend or family member, just don’t get involved.
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@cirnosad LUKASHENKO TO ASCEND TO TSARDOM. ALL LAND IS NOW RUSSIA.
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@AFP The world will survive getting warm. Not giving up beef. Not giving up rice.
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@mtracey They're not retreating, they're advancing in the opposite direction.
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@Felix_Romanus @romanhelmetguy And the height of their achievements and civilization minuscule in comparison.
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@kazanichu @spectatorindex Difference is - the Russians were invited by the government of Syria, and the People's Republics of Donbass and Luhansk were requesting aid from Russia since 2014. It wasn't until 2022 that Russia finally helped them by intervening in the Ukrainian civil war.
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@real_lord_miles Should be Afghani ambassador to Britain. Then you can get a high rise flat in London and do livestreams talking about how much safer it was back in Afghanistan.
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@HarmlessYardDog Theatre 1: Ukraine, Russia Theatre 2: Hezbollah, Iran, Syria, Iraq, Palestine and Israel. Wild card: Turkey, Egypt, Saudi Arabia. Theatre 3: Kosovo, Serbia. Theatre 4: North and South Korea. Theatre 5: Reclamation of Chinese Taipei - China, Taiwan.
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@Israel That's why I don't trust anything you say.
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The masculine urge to leave my wife in the states and go join a foreign legion in Serbia.
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@SigismundOrtho @JackdawJackal They definitely watched the greatest story never told.
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