Canni make a wee comment about the rain in Florida without getting “hey now whoa now buddy ain’t you from Scotland buddy?” aye mate but oor rain doesne come wae mad thunder & high speed winds that fling alligators intae yer back door
Any fans swaggerin about NY with replica championships be prepared to defend them against me nae questions asked im feelin solid beyond belief & im no leavin Wrestlemania weekend empty handed be warned ya daftys
Honestly tired of landing in Orlando every week & hearing weans screamin wae excitement that they are gonna meet Mickey today. Take it doon a notch wee man he doesne even work Wednesday mornings you’ll be meeting Goofy if yer lucky & ye’ll like it.
Ma biggest & only attempt at assimilating intae American culture has been shouting KOBE really loud whenever a chuck something in the bin they pure love that patter here big high 5s every time
Quality sitting next to a wean oan a flight cause a can just bully them right off the arm rest pure easy in fact gies a shot of your colouring book tae wee man
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Bumped into Slipknot backstage at Download this weekend & they absolutely bricked their wee skater boy pants at the sight of me pathetic am no surprised honestly
Some buzz flying out of Orlando every week seeing all the kids pure sad that their Disney holiday is over gutted for you wee man get those daft Mickey ears aff it’s back to school ye go
Love when drivers slam the brakes on & do that wee cocky angry hand wave tellin ye to hurry up & cross the road cause I just do it right back I’ll cross when am good & ready Lewis Hamilton drive on dafty you’ll no win this duel.