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🇸🇾🇮🇪🇨🇦 Trains. Military Memes. Small Business Owner. CAFs Project Stalker™. I'm the reason they update Canadabuys at 3AM. Not sponsored by Roshel.

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Joined September 2017
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So, with yesterday's surprise reminder of the LUV qualified suppliers, there might be some new people to my page who are a bit out of the loop. So, in light of recent events, consider this my official LUV rundown! (while I can still exploit LUV for content)
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@NoahGairn
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There is no bigger winner this year than the RCAF • 88 F-35 • 9 CC-330 • Up to 16 P-8 Absolutely win of a year for them
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For reference, given tonight's news, the RCAF of the 2030s will have, assuming no one else makes additional orders: • The world's third largest fleet of F-35s • The world's third largest fleet of A330 MRTT • The world's second largest fleet of P-8s
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@NoahGairn
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The AOPS in Coast Guard colours as God intended. Nothing is more beautiful.
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Because they exist and aren't out there much yet, some new photos of the Senator Pickup!
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Because I talked about it yesterday... The Global Logistics, Aviation, and Medical Support Platform (G-LAM) is an Arctic capable support ship proposed by Davie for the Royal Canadian Navy. the G-LAM is purpose designed to support joint-operations by providing:
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Naw, but remember this concept?
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@NoahGairn
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A nuclear sub project is the best way to reach 5% GDP on defense spending.
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Alternatively, how to make everyone groan in one picture
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@NoahGairn
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Assuming that the P-8 Pans out and a contract is signed, the RCAF will have: • The world's fourth/fifth largest fleet of F-35s • The world's third largest fleet of A330 MRTT • The world's second largest fleet of P-8s, though it could bump down to third. Not bad, I'd say.
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@NoahGairn
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Official. Canada purchasing up to 16P-8A Poseidon Multi Mission Aircraft for the Royal Canadian Air Force, with an option for 2 more to the tune of 10.4 billion CAD
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@NoahGairn
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Forget subs. We got TANKS to talk about
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@NoahGairn
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My beloved
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Also, because the Defense Update was so Arctic heavy, I have an excuse to post the pretty boy
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It's amazing what a year it's been for new equipment: • 88 F-35 • 9 CC-330 • 14+2 P-8 • 11 MQ-9B • Zetros for LVM • SPIKE • RBS-70NG • Preferred bidder for FAcT Say what you want, but the last year has been wild.
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@NoahGairn
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While tomorrow's Defense Policy Update is exciting news, I still think it is best to temper expectations, though I try to be optimistic. Anyways! What kind of things are people hoping to see out of it?
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@NoahGairn
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Fuck everything else. Where is my Crossbow Bonbardier?
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The Mercedes Zetros is set to become the new logistics backbone of the Canadian Army. These will replace the Heavy Engineer Support Vehicle (HESV), Heavy Logistics Vehicle Wheeled (HLVW), and Light Support Vehicle Wheeled (LSVW) in with one common platform.
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@NoahGairn
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Average update on the new Defense Policy
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Because I haven't done one of these in a while and have a good ten minutes of nothing time to do something quick. The LUV Project is a multi-tiered project that aims to replace the current fleets of G-Wagons and Milverado in army service.
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@NoahGairn
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COOL NEWS! Canada has released the list of Qualified Bidders for the Ground Based Air Defense project!
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@NoahGairn
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Forgot to post this one forever ago. I love how awful it is 🥰
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Last Senator post, I promise. I've been talking way too much about it. ANYWAYS, the super silly guide to the various senators, so hopefully, we stop having so much confusion. Please, Roshel, don't yell at me.
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@NoahGairn
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Shoutout to the always amazing @ColbyBadhwar for this awesome interview! Lots of stuff being reaffirmed from @CDRmagazine previous interview, along with lots of interesting new bits of info Seems like big things are on the horizon!
@ColbyBadhwar
Colby Badhwar 🇨🇦🇬🇧
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🇨🇦🇺🇦 There are many examples of lacklustre support to Ukraine, but Canada's @RoshelDefence isn't one of them. They have delivered 1000 armoured vehicles to Ukraine, and counting. This is a thread of highlights from my exclusive interview with Roshel's CEO, Roman Shimonov. 1/11
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@NoahGairn
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The RCNs OPV project is a recently mentioned project that aims to replace the Kingston Class MCDV. The project is currently in the early stages of development.
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The Defense Policy has officially dropped!
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Because I've been talking about them today, and because videos of them are still a bit hard to come by, some SENRAP footage along with a very pretty Senator APC. I still await confirmation of the SENUP in Ukrainian service.
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I see it's time for the weekly Senator praise
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The Program Icebreaker Project aims to replace the CCGs current fleet of Medium and Heavy Icebreakers. A total of six will be built by Davies. A contract was rewarded in March 2024 for initial work related to the construction
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It's all over. Ottawa set to award surveillance-aircraft contract to Boeing despite Bombardier appeals, announcement rumored to be coming Thursday.
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The Canadian Patrol Submarine Project (CPSP) is an RCN project that aims to replace the Victoria Class Submarines. The project aims to acquire up to 12 conventional submarines starting in the 2030s It is currently in the early stages of development.
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@NoahGairn
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We talk a lot about Roshel, but other armored vehicle makers across Canada are working hard to supply Ukraine with what it needs. Case in point, a Terradyne Gurkha MPV currently used as a medevac vehicle. Twelve of these were procured last year.
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@NoahGairn
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DEFENCE POLICY UPDATE TOMORROW
@NationalDefence
National Defence
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On April 8, 2024, MND Blair, will release Canada’s Defence Policy Update. Technical Briefing: at 9:00 a.m. EDT, via Zoom. Press Conference: at 11:30 a.m. EDT, 8 Wing Trenton
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For those interested, Roshel will be at CANSEC on May 29-30 with both the SENUP and what seems to be a new Senator variant 👀 The naming and timing got me 👀👀👀
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@NoahGairn
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So, thanks to the person who sent me this because I have yet to see this list. 😳 That's on me.
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The LTV project is an Urgent Operational Requirement that aims to acquire ~108 light, tactical vehicles to equip the brigade in Latvia. The RFP closed last week with, with a winner expected to be announced within the next week or two.
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@NoahGairn
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Babcock Canada and Roshel Sign an MOU to collaboratively support the Canadian Armed Forces and government agencies
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The Long Range Precision Fires (LRPF) project aims to explore options for Long-Range Precision Fires (LRPF) and Loitering Munitions (LM) for the CAF The project dropped its RFI in March. Similarly, there is also mention of a potential LM UOR.
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@NoahGairn
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ROSHEL SUPERIORITY PRAISE BE TO THE SENRAP
@ColbyBadhwar
Colby Badhwar 🇨🇦🇬🇧
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🇨🇦🇺🇦 Canadian armoured vehicle manufacturer Roshel is investing $65 million CAD in a new HQ & production facility in Brampton, ON. The 140,000 square-foot facility will also house the company's R&D division. Over 1000 Senator armoured Infantry Mobility Vehicles have been
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Every day, my memes get worse, and I'm okay with that.
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@NoahGairn
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Hey. Want to start a fight? Just mention this and want the comments blow up.
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Make Drones Scared Again
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@MidOfficer
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This is why I argue that the useful life of electric warfare-based Counter-UAS systems is already beginning to end. Automated guidance will simply take over even if EW can break the control link. We're going to need a huge investment in kinetic & directed energy C-UAS weapons.
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Discussions today mean this meme deserves a revival.
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The RCN waiting for the NSS to finally pay off for them
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If Roshel loses LUV, I am genuinely concerned for the health of people here
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@DefenceU
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Through the fog. Canadian-made Senator MRAP in service with Burevii Brigade.
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@NoahGairn
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Updated list of announcements from December 2022, just off the top. Please let me know if I missed anything: • 88 F-35 • 9 A330 MRTT • 14 + 2 P-8 • 11 MQ-9B • Cormorant Upgrade + 3 new airframes • Griffin Support Contract • Zetros for LVM • SPIKE • RBS-70NG
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We all know where SPIKE truly belongs
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New Hamilton mayor @AndreaHorwath has previously said that she will push to expedite the implementation of the long-delayed BLAST Network. It was supposed to be the backbone of Hamilton's future transit system yet now? The project feels dead outside the LRT.
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@NoahGairn
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More SENRAP on the timeline
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#Ukraine : A #Canadian 🇨🇦-made Roshel Senator MRAP vehicle in service with the 🇺🇦 #Ukrainian Army. The Ukrainian army uses two variants of Senator vehicles: 1. Senator APC 2. Senator MRAP #UkraineRussiaWar ️️ #UkraineWar #Kyiv #USA #UkrainianArmy #Russia #Canada #Kiev #NATO
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@NoahGairn
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Pack it up, boys. Canada confirms the purchase of 11 MQ-9s as part of RPAS at the tune of 2.49B. Deliveries are scheduled to start in 2028.
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The Korean timeline still has a chance
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Consider this THE Inguar-III hype thread
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There's the first official mention of Roshel qualifying for LUV. It was kinda expected but still good to see.
@edc_magazine
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. @BabcockCanada and @RoshelDefence Smart Armored Vehicles, have signed a Teaming Agreement to support the Canadian Armed Forces with their land requirements. #canadianarmedforces #CAF #CAFsupport #babcock #babcockcanada #roshel #roshelvehicles
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Me, after accidently scrolling down on any army post
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Maybe one day....
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Naw, but they so confident
@YukonStrong
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A tale of two 🇨🇦 Prime Ministers Harper: 65 F-35 for $9B delivered 2016 Trudeau: 88 F-35 for $74B delivered 2026 Harper: $138.5M each Trudeau: $840.9M each Liberals = 10 years late at 6X the price #TrudeauMustGo
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Super soon. Very soon. Super promise. Best update ever!
@BillBlair
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Soon, we will be releasing Canada’s Defence Policy Update which will take note of the evolving security situation – from Ukraine, to the Indo-Pacific, to emerging threats to our continent. And it will provide the Canadian defence industry with the certainty and clarity required.
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No one would be ready for TAPV Skyranger
@TotherChris
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The Bundeswehr have ordered 19 Skyranger 30 air defence systems. 1 x Prototype 18 x Skyranger 30 on Boxer 8 x MAN 15t armoured resupply vehicles 8 x Workshops 18 x Training systems 1/
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Since I've been speaking on a lot of underdiscussed projects, I thought it would be a great time to bring up the Domestic Arctic Monility Enchanchment project, a really cool project that no one ever talks about DAME will procure 130 to 170 vehicles to replace the BV206 fleet.
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Recent CE-145C pic. Sexy.
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We don't talk about the Jaguar enough, but I think we should
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The Domestic Arctic Mobility Enchanchment (DAME) project aims to acquire a replacement to the BV206 fleet for Arctic operations. The project currently aims to acquire between 130 to 170 vehicles in four separate configurations.
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The whole Capital Gains thing just proves that some of y'all REALLY need new accountants
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HOLY SHIT BROS • $307 million over 20 years for airborne early warning aircraft
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Canada in talks with six countries over future submarine needs. Those countries are: • Spain • Germany • France • Japan • Korea • Sweden The current hope is for twelve submarines to replace the current four Victoria subs.
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Let's repeat for the people in the back Private👏Companies👏Should👏Not👏Be👏Allowed👏To👏Destroy👏Strategic👏Infustructure👏For👏Profit👏
@TransportAction
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Abandonment regret: Realizing its going to cost billions to replace infrastructure that we foolishly let go. TAO is calling for a Canada-wide policy of railbanking a protect out-of-service corridors for future use as communities and the economy grow.
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lol
@CanadianArmy
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The Canadian Army has not changed its official logo. We remain proud of our official emblem. The icon launched today is a supplementary design only that will be used in the bottom left corner of certain communications products and in animations for videos.
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Because I talked about it, while Phase I of the CUAS UOR has come and gone, Phase II is still in the works. Phase II of the CUAS UOR aims to acquire Integrated CUAS Vehicle (ICV) for the Brigade in Latvia. The project will acquire ~10 ICV The RFP closed on May 6th.
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The Next-Generation Fighting Vehicle (NGFV) is a CAF project that aims to procure between 55 and 75 armored vehicles to replace the services fleet of HMMWV. Three vehicles have qualified: • Eagle V • Hawkei • JLTV A formal RFP was scheduled for 2023 but was delayed.
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I talk about the Senator, a lot... So here's some Hawkei appreciation.
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Parker: De Havilland Canada's expansion a major boost to Calgary region economy.
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I can't wait for the defense review to be released because it's either gonna be pretty mundane and expected, or it's gonna be wild. Either way, I will be here for the chaos.
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Russian conscripts, watching their local T-90 getting yeehaw'd into the stratosphere
@front_ukrainian
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⚡️🇺🇦3 Separate Assault Brigade
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Based tracked Jaguar
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KNDS France
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Nexter, société de KNDS, a l’honneur de vous présenter la version chenillée du #JAGUAR . Nexter, company of KNDS, is proud to present the tracked version of the JAGUAR. #Poissondavril #AprilFoolsDay
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If the navy can somehow convince the money people to let them buy 12 submarines, then I think someone is modding the timeline
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Sexy AF
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So, I may be wrong here, but today's news means that Roshel is the first competitor to qualify for the LUV Project that we know of. It's a good sign that the project is moving along towards its next goal of an RFP release in 2025. Of course, the competition is heavy here.
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It's another Roshel day, it seems, so here is Ford with a SENERV
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We get both an RPAS delay AND a potential P-8 award in a week? Someone out there is making deals with the devil.
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It's me. I will be the new AEW aircraft. I've already set my alarm for four, so I'm SUPER early.
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@NoahGairn
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If you care about transit in this country, I encourage you to put your name down!
@taylorbachrach
Taylor Bachrach
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I’m proud to sponsor a new parliamentary petition initiated by @TransportAction . It calls on the federal government to implement four key actions to improve passenger rail across Canada. Sign here:
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