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world's funniest twenty two year old marth main and magic player. a fragile being in a bass pro shop pyramid @evatoforever

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Joined February 2016
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
HELP I WAS HANGING UP THE CONVERSATION WITH MY PARENTS AND THEY JUST CASUALLY DROPPED "and if you ever want to like, change into a girl or whatever okay fine, btw are you getting enough sleep lately? " THIS IS INSANE WTF
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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we badly need more Normal trans women
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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@vicwingly they might have won the first game, but you took the set 3-1.
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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@summer_leaves9 thank you leaf it's all i've ever dreamed of in this world
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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@deadeyebrakeman also physical buttons too, honestly.
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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@SoliSolstice Good art taste (Nelson Atkins bracelet) spotted 😌
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
told a girl i was trans and she asked how long i had been on testosterone
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
how it feels to be a trans t4t monogamous lesbian who's not constantly horny
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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my parents guessed im trans holy shit oh my god what do I do help
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
you all can't really be puppies because real dogs actually go outside
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
i'm completely terrified to be honest i don't know what to say back to them this is unreal
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
im sorry: this was just supposed to be a dumb offhand joke about trans women being silly and i didn't realize that it came across so poorly. I truly hope this post didn't hurt anybody or make them feel unwelcome.
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
is anyone hiring in this field
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@heckerislewd i was trying to think of a way to put this line into the original tweet but i couldn't so thanks for finishing it off for me
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
@LostInTheZas you are extremely non normal, not because you are a dog but because you play puff
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
oh, hi there
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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crying on estrogen really be showing me levels of despair i never even considered before
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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okay be honest am I even pretty
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
having sex for so long that the playlist starts looping
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
Heartbreaking: The shy trans girl you follow on Twitter actually has massive game irl
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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"post a pic where your body was insane", why don't you post a pic of your body eating a healthy nutritious meal
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
new eva haircut just dropped
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
I SWITCHED TO INJECTIONS!!!!!!
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
taking matters into my own hands
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
thank u for 1000 followers
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
finding out one of my oomfies has me muted
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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transgender shawty pulls up from half court wyd
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
woke up in another girl's bed this morning can I get a W in the chat
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Stunning photo shows Putin collecting data on America's top young intellectuals.
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Eric Garland
2 years
Putin oligarch Mikhail Fridman was sponsoring the national high school Quizbowl championships back in 2018. De facto Russian intelligence was getting profiles on a chunk of super-intelligent American teens. Lord knows, they wouldn't do anything good with that information.
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
i could never wear a collar in public not because it's embarrassing or anything but because it implies i am a creature that can be tamed
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
does anybody want to talk to me please 🥺
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
I know the poly bitches gotta have some crazy google calendar skills
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
makeup done
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
@bruhgaming15 they're calling it the tipper forward smash of trans experiences
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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you don't know true joy until you've been held at knifepoint by a girl in the back of a car
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
okay I think I understand it/its pronouns now, they kinda rule
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
Fact: 99% of Twitter users quit right before they meet their wife, Keep Posting queens!
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
does anybody else straight up not consider their pre transition self the same person? not even like "oh I have grown", I just geniunely see the person I used to be as a completely separate being from me
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
19 days
making infinite money by designing smokable HRT
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
girl who is the most annoying person at the melee weekly
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
wow
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
feeling affirmed in my gender identity because I didn't expect this would hurt so much to read
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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vetting potential girlfriends in my dms with a technical interview, if you want to date me please estimate the number of basketballs that can fit into an average-sized plane.
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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@jessicobra fantastic posting from "Dr. Clown, PhD"
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
lesbians love calling girls their wife before even going on one date with them
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
lesbiancore is one of you scrolling Instagram and the other one scrolling Twitter together and occasionally kissing
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
women will call themselves loser neets right before going to their six figure swe jobs
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
i think the bravest set of pronouns to have is she/he
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
guess who just dyed her hair solo for the first time
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
been a while since I did a fit check on this account: can I get a hell yeah?
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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checked up on the girl i convinced to get off egg irl six months ago and she's in a lesbian polycule now, you CAN make a difference in trans women's lives.
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
Having trans friends you don't fuck will save your life, saying this completely unironically
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
picking up a hobby that's not on a screen would save so many of you
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
just remembered I have a full body mirror
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
this has gotta be the cutest outfit ive ever assembled ngl 👀
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
I think this is pretty cool :)
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
26 days
we should get less mad at trans women who like men and more mad at trans women who are bisexual
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
six months on estrogen officially woah
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
25 days
she's a 10 but she has three twitter accounts and a secret fourth
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
this is no country for trans girls who are kinda scared of sex no like really it's concerning
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
love when a girl comes over and leaves within thirty seconds because im not as attractive in person apparently, what the FUCK
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
I DID MY FIRST INJECTION TODAY!!!!!!
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
im not like the other trans girls: i have a job and a driver's license
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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girl who dyes her hair too much
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
hey if you're using this obvious shitpost as an excuse to be a transphobic asshole: please fuck off forever thanks ;)
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
we badly need more Normal trans women
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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friendly reminder im not even a year on HRT and am already hot, this is the best time to invest in eva stocks
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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the biggest green flag is when a girl asks for my phone number and not my discord
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
happy tdov, here's January 2023 vs March 2024. On and off hormones (mostly off) since August #TransDayOfVisibility
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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i've only been on e for a few months but im so tempted to post a timeline of last year vs this year to show that even if you don't have access to hormones you can still start transitioning.... should i.....
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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thinking about the TSA agent who took one look at me and loudly said "trans rights", what did she mean by this
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
im gonna break through the glass barrier and finally become the first funny trans woman
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
many such cases
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
1 month
got "unidentified foreign object'd" by the TSA for the first time today, we stay winning
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
@ethernetcable_ im so sorry: i just wanted to make a silly innocent joke and everything has just spiraled out of control :(.
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
cancelled a date last night to play melee im literally built better
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
deeply sad and attempting to thirst trap my way out of it
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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im in the park yeah im so in the park
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
@saltysauerkraut once again shoutouts to my friend Michael of @LikeAFoxTweets for making this, probably one of the funniest and most talented people I've ever met
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
20 days
just ran 4 straight miles for like the first time ever? I know it's not much but can we get a W in the chat for that
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
Hey so I have helped probably like 30-40+ people change their names for my job so if ANYBODY needs any help with it, DM me and I'll guide you through the process the whole way through. Please feel free to send any of your friends my way as well!
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
Extremely wet lesbian
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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@summerahrens there's literally nothing hotter than somebody who understands consent and boundaries, you are absolutely correct
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
can you clicker train a girl to do job applications asking for a friend btw
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
hardly even know her
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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my mom saw me for the first time in 6 months and said I looked like a girl does she know 🤔
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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announcing my retirement from sex. i'll always have love for the game but it's time for me to move on
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5 months
😌
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
1 month
ESTROGEN DOSE INCREASED!!!
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
me talking to my more popular oomfs
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
you don't have "girl smell" you just need to take a fucking shower
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
i hope i can be forgiven someday for being unfunny on the internet
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5 months
straight to hell
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
entering mana monthly for the money and shaking your head every stock so everyone knows you disagree
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Bro can you imagine entering the Mana Monthly just for the money and you get like 5th? Absolute nightmare lol.
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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pride was mid but I looked kinda cute at least
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eye shadow for the train courtesy of @homotamarind
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eva girlpoaster 🏳️‍⚧️
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taking my bottom friends to an english class to learn they can stop using "," and "-" in every sentence
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