Nhlakanipho @Nipho_M Twitter profile

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Ni Jogger nifike naseZulwini.

drone + chardonnay + world

@iam3ddie

3 years

Rent Paid.

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@Nipho_M

2 years

Just got assisted by a deaf cashier @WOOLWORTHS_SA East rand mall. Even communicated that the sleepers I took were 2 lefts, I understood and changed them and I thanked her. We’re definitely headed towards the right direction as a country.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Ndithi as for me... 📸: @JabuKiing

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@Nipho_M

4 years

Physicists define time as the progression of events from the past to the present into the future.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

5 years

Hau nawe? Ang’kwazi. But nawe?

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@Nipho_M

4 years

No sis, it wasn’t there initially. A decision was made here.

Thembi Matroshe

@ThembiMatroshe

4 years

@PicknPay are you actually trying to kill people hey ? Why would you have a hand sanitizer right by the lubricants 🥴🥴

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@Nipho_M

5 years

This lady has a valid point. What about ama lay-buys😩

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@Nipho_M

5 years

😂wow, ya’ll did this to #Mampintsha ?

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@Nipho_M

7 years

Nando's costs an arm and a leg, you need iproof of residence ne 3 months bank statement to buy it #ThingsThatJubJubDoesntKnow

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@Nipho_M

3 years

“Gogo phuma manje seku enough”😭😭

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@Nipho_M

6 years

I sat for an extra 10 minutes coz the lady kept shouting "NINETY ONE"

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@Nipho_M

6 years

Girls are so beautiful 😭ngathi abahlanyi.

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@Nipho_M

3 years

@SophieMampe__ But on a serious note yazi☹️abantu abanamali, this pandemic really hit us hard

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@Nipho_M

3 years

uMemulo ka Babygirl. ❤️

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@Nipho_M

5 years

Also the Nyaope lady sounds like @Pharoahfi 😂😂

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@Nipho_M

5 years

@Bumnandy Uphakamisa nesandla😂😂😂😂😂

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@Nipho_M

5 years

@zonke_phumza Manners my darling. My people are so composed and well mannered.

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@Nipho_M

2 years

Kabza Surpassed everyone in just 2 years.

K A B I L L I O N

@PrinceKaybee_SA

2 years

Just realised in the last 20 years there’s no Dj with a catalogue as huge as Heavy K’s❤️

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@Nipho_M

11 months

@imamaselihle And the electricity?

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@Nipho_M

3 years

Love this about Heidi. Even at funerals she’s the pakeling squad

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@Nipho_M

2 years

@Sthembiso_M_ @WOOLWORTHS_SA For my wife yes

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@Nipho_M

3 years

This life thing is tricky nje nge Maze, I’ve found a partner to manoeuvre it with. 🎥: @motioncolor_pix | Lash Studios 🎵: @akaworldwide | @ItsYangaChief - Jika

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@Nipho_M

3 years

Worry yami is that ugogo has taken nama Morning after.

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@Nipho_M

6 years

Actually Lady Zamar has delivered a Solid album hey! Yeses. She deserves those awards.

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@Nipho_M

4 years

Singa phela honestly.

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@Nipho_M

4 years

@L_Tido What business?😂

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@Nipho_M

4 years

@mbali_ndlela @unclegeorge_asf

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@Nipho_M

3 years

@Tshoki_Moses 😭😭😭

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

But a podcaster would’ve asked the questions the way we wanted them to be asked. MacG would’ve said “wait bra, no something doesn’t add up”

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

2 years

“Hamba ha hamba hee” yama nigger

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@Nipho_M

5 years

@Pharoahfi Are you sure this isn’t 1998?

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

President: Don’t touch your face @ezra_mlotshwa :

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

11 months

I stopped reading at “personally I don’t approve”… personally yani emzimbeni womunye umuntu Penuel?

Penuel The Black Pen

@GodPenuel

11 months

This is Pearl Thusi's body. She has agency & must dress however she wishes, within legal requirements. But I personally don't approve of this. I think it's a bad example for young impressionable kids/girls. I don't think it's liberating... I think it promotes the cheapening of…

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

I’ve been asking my girlfriend to let me do her hair, she finally agreed💃🏽💃🏽 #lockDownSouthAfrica #QuarantineLife

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

“Ama Procydin wok’ntshontshwa gogo”😂😂😂

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Raw Talent. ❤️

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@Nipho_M

11 months

I don’t really advocate for the death penalty but in the case of Rosemary Ndlovu guys, I think we can make an exception.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

So which one should be my avi? RT for left and like for right. Please.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

2 years

Usathi you’ve cancelled #podcastandchillwithmacg , ufowne uzwe icaller tune ithi “he ndaaa vha ri mini”

MacG 🇿🇦

@MacGUnleashed

2 years

Khezwo 🏂🏽🥳🏌‍♀️

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

@spvcekitten_ Abo Nhlakanipho banjani kanti 😂😂

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Sek’yalunga Minister. Can you also share this template with Bheki Cele so we can have GBV stats. Reported cases vs Arrests / prosecutions made and the number of deaths?

Zweli Mkhize

@DrZweliMkhize

4 years

#COVID19 Statistics in SA as at 01 September.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Find us where the wild things are...

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Let it be noted that Kabza is still the King of Amapiano.

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@Nipho_M

5 years

I ordered the watch on frame 1 from this guy I work with (he sells avon). He brought me the watch on frame 2, I rejected it and even told him that it’s fine he doesn’t have to refund me. This morning when I got to my desk, I found what’s on frame 3/4😫

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@Nipho_M

5 years

Oh don’t worry about it sweetheart. It’s that splaaa💦💦💦 📸: @supax_godesign

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

2 years

Yazi if only we voted at Konka. Eff bey’zo winner

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

5 years

@Mizz_Nom Uyam’bona ukuthi bekafunda ePrivate school

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

6 years

We're waiting for you guys to tell us to get off phela.

Distruction Boyz

@DistructionB

6 years

Morning..How is your 2018 going so far? Especially after such a nice festive 😅😅😅

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Guys no matter what happens. Ungaz’ncintshi ubum’nandi.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Josiah De Disciple and Boohle gave us Mama😭what a beautiful gift.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Mfana ngik’jabulele from the bottom of my heart, ng’thanda nalokuthi uMatchisile.

The Coolest

@Mlindo_Kev

4 years

My new baby 🙏🏽

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@Nipho_M

3 years

Kabza hit us with a song that we don’t mind putting on repeat a hundred times…and he still has a hundred more unreleased songs 😭this guy deserves a lifetime achievement award NOW!

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Nkosi hlala uhamba nathi endleleni🙏🏾

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

If only they knew that baqhomela the guy who’s in the biggest song in the country.

Mpura

@MPURAPUDI

3 years

Umsebenzi Wethu EP dropping soon🔥🚨

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@Nipho_M

3 years

Nkosikazi wami bakithi❤️🙌🏾

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Honestly a huge loss for Mpumalanga, Witbank in particular.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Ezra Ezra Ezra!!!!!💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽yes @ezra_mlotshwa boi #lockdownHouseParty

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

2 years

A very rare sight of this vehicle being used for what it was intended for.

Abuti S'the

@Mr_Ndash

2 years

And so our journey begins. #EasterHolidays

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

So @UwinstonC , @T_PDL and I had to Escort this guy out of the complex because he was physically abusing his girlfriend (our neighbor). He doesn’t even live here and there were 2 kids in the apartment, we had to intervene.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Covid19 ngiy’bone when it took Dr Sindi ukuthi la sisenjeni. Only God’s grace is gonna save us hai isanitizer

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

John vul’ imanzi

Sinethemba.

@cnehshuga

3 years

Niwaphuzile nje amanzi namhlanje?

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

But ke guys being employed really is a privilege. Ninga qhameli umsebenzi.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Just paid my wife R600 for washing the dishes for me because it was my turn☹️ukuvilapha k’yabiza

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

6 years

Witbank! Let’s Party... #ALS #iPartyKaMlindo #27April2018

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

@hazel_mahazard @motladiwes @dandy_smooth01 This thing of people trying to always find fault is something is really unsettling. Take something for what it is and move on.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Asiy’dleni lemali, sizosebenz’ enye futhi

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

He has a verse that goes “8 years khona kule game uyang’thola, abanye bayaphuma abanye baya ngena,uBuga luv uzohlala akhona “

Gail Mabalane

@GailMabalane

3 years

8YEARS ago, I said “I Do” to my bestest friend. 🥰 So blessed to be doing life with you @KabeloMabalane 🥂 to the next 80!!! #LookAtGod 🙌🏾 #IStillDo ❤️

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@Nipho_M

3 years

Thank you mphathi wami @UwinstonC 🙏🏾

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

All South Africa needs now is an Ep from @KhuliChana and MDB.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

5 years

😂😂😂😂I died when I read this.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

On this day an Angel was born... Yes, I know that’s all I’m getting 😂

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Hello it’s me again. I just came to state facts! KABZA DE SMALL has outworked every artist in South Africa in 2019/2020. Thank you.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

The way your boyfriends respect the all white theme, if only they gave you the same respect , ningaba happy kuma relationship wenu

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Truth is, getting married and living with my partner really saved me from myself.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

These kids are really smooth. 😩 #Fridaymood

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

@S_Fluxx She would say “uyi slima nale nyawo lakho”

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

2 years

Just in: Heidi Giokos is the newly elected Mayor of eMalahleni.

Heidi Giokos

@HeidiGiokos

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

The Photographer’s timing 👌🏾

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

@KamogeloMaduma @NtokozoTsh @UwinstonC Le country ay’thathi neks serious😭😭

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

@NalediYona I clicked on this, hoping it was this girl☹️

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

When a girl pulls through for the first time. Me:

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

What’s in that bag? That’s a really good question.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Battle to Continuous Victories 🇿🇦

@tsanwi

4 years

@AlizwaMjungula Can I DM and shoot my shot, and you also DM back shooting your shot so we both shoot our shots.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

How much do you charge for stadium events?

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@Nipho_M

6 months

S’cela injabulo engapheli, noma imindeni ihlupheka, uthando lwakho lusanele.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

Please follow our company @supax_godesign 😎you might need us one day.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Ng’saba nok’lala😭we’re gonna wake up governed by abelungu.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

I was today years old when I noticed that Daniel, Andile and Naledi have the same letters.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

7 years

Hau Magogo says, if William comes near her coffin, she will wake up and say "Hey" #PleaseStepIn

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

6 years

This woman is the face of Support.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

My Partner and I enjoy each other’s company so much, we become so weird when we’re around other people.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Truth is, it’s cool to still have your highschool and varsity friends, but you have to make new friends along the way. That’s how you grow.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

6 years

When Busiswa says “banomoya”. I can already feel the money coming out of my bank account this December 😭

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

1 year

Now that everything is over, I’m really starting to feel a little emotional. @UwinstonC and I are all about the work, true and honest work. What that ethic spirals to and the impact it has on people is something beyond our control.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

5 years

I’ve never really allowed myself to be intimidated by anyone, because I’ve come to understand that human beings at their core are either Insecure, broken or have a huge void.

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

3 years

Lento ye soft life iyafuna kube ne fraud nyana phakathi...

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

4 years

I’m really proud of @UwinstonC and @dart_za . This thing of running an agency ay’spani, they finally got proper Jobs👏🏾👏🏾

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Nhlakanipho

@Nipho_M

6 years

After a lady(single parent of 3) got fired by one of our contractors, a colleague of mine insisted that she gets reinstated. His words were “as men we have failed women so much that we do not even have the right to “discipline” them, take this lady back so she can feed her kids”

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